Рука для поднятия настроения

В стиле ебаного фишного нита но было забавно увидеть кол, а потом мак.



Но а если не канает и нихуя не смешно, то вот омаха8 :D

Poker Stars, $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG): $1,345.54 (336.4 bb)
MP: $2,106.52 (526.6 bb)
CO: $400 (100 bb)
BTN: $1,346.40 (336.6 bb)
SB: $1,092.48 (273.1 bb)
BB: $406 (101.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $12, MP raises to $28, 4 folds, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($62) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $28, Hero raises to $88, MP raises to $230, Hero raises to $612, MP raises to $2,078.52 and is all-in, Hero calls $705.54 and is all-in

Turn: ($2,697.08) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($2,697.08) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Колл от оппа был просто мега-ИНСТА.
Турнир по 11+р, вроде не по 10 центов))

Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50.00/t100.00 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 2017955
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (MP2): t2960.00 29.60 BBs
CO: t3227.00 32.27 BBs
BTN: t5110.00 51.10 BBs
SB: t5053.00 50.53 BBs
BB: t3150.00 31.50 BBs
UTG: t6785.00 67.85 BBs
UTG+1: t8166.00 81.66 BBs
UTG+2: t4681.00 46.81 BBs
MP1: t6320.00 63.20 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is MP2 with A T
UTG calls t100, 2 folds, MP1 calls t100, Hero raises to t450, 3 folds, BB calls t350, UTG calls t350, MP1 calls t350

Flop: (t1850) Q 3 J (4 players)
BB checks, UTG bets t400.00, MP1 folds, Hero raises to t2510, BB calls t2510, UTG folds

Turn: (t7270) 7 (2 players)

River: (t7270) 6 (2 players)

Final Pot: t7270
Hero shows A T
BB shows 7 2
BB wins t7270.00

Вроде, на флопе успел сказать слово "бл*ть!" .

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 8 players - View hand 2018622
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: t7403 M = 19.23
BB: t12135 M = 31.52
UTG: t7605 M = 19.75
UTG+1: t3479 M = 9.04
MP1: t2679 M = 6.96
Hero (MP2): t6990 M = 18.16
CO: t3300 M = 8.57
BTN: t8865 M = 23.03

Pre Flop: (t385) Hero is MP2 with A A
2 folds, MP1 calls t150, Hero raises to t375, 1 fold, BTN calls t375, 1 fold, BB raises to t1300, MP1 calls t1150, Hero raises to t6970 all in, 1 fold, BB calls t5670, MP1 calls t1359 all in

Flop: (t17209) 8 2 9 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t17209) 9 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t17209) 9 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t17209
BB shows Q Q (a full house, Nines full of Queens)
MP1 shows K T (a flush, King high)
Hero shows A A (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
Hero wins t8622
Hero wins t8587

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em(8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG (t5509)
UTG+1 (t5795)
MP1 (t1160)
MP2 (t3000)
CO (t3000)
Button (t4306)
SB (t2470)
Hero (BB) (t15170)

Hero's M: 101.13

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

, K

UTG bets t200, 3 folds, CO raises to t700, Button calls t700, 1 fold, Hero raises to t15170 (All-In), UTG calls t5309 (All-In), CO calls t2300 (All-In), Button calls t3606 (All-In)

Flop: (t18374) K

, 7

, 9

(4 players, 4 all-in)

Turn: (t18374) 10

(4 players, 4 all-in)

River: (t18374) J

(4 players, 4 all-in)

Total pot: t18374

Results:
Button had J

, J

(three of a kind, Jacks).
Hero had K

, K

(three of a kind, Kings).
UTG had 9

, 9

(three of a kind, nines).
CO had 7

, 7

(three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won t18374

люди некоторые умеют 1 аут поймать:

PokerStars - $3.11+$0.39|25/50 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

traxting (UTG+1): 1,510.00
thefrogs2530 (MP): 1,030.00
Skogsdyret (MP+1): 2,850.00
nStoev (CO): 1,300.00
BeeJall (BTN): 1,605.00
evenevet (SB): 2,305.00
gowfella (BB): 1,710.00
chax11 (UTG): 540.00

evenevet posts SB 25.00, gowfella posts BB 50.00

Pre Flop: (pot: 75.00) traxting has

fold, traxting raises to 130.00, fold, fold, fold, fold, evenevet calls 105.00, fold

Flop: (310.00, 2 players)
evenevet checks, traxting bets 150.00, evenevet calls 150.00

Turn: (610.00, 2 players)
evenevet checks, traxting bets 300.00, evenevet raises to 2,025.00 and is all-in, traxting calls 930.00 and is all-in

River: (3070.00, 2 players)

evenevet shows (Four of a Kind, Sevens) (Pre 19%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)
traxting shows (Full House, Queens full of Sevens) (Pre 81%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)
evenevet wins 3,070.00

saturday 6max - удвоение после бедбита)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 22 Tournament, 20/40 Blinds (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (BB) (t490)
UTG (t3800)
MP (t4012)
CO (t820)
Button (t5732)
SB (t6731)

Hero's M: 8.17

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

, 7

3 folds, Button bets t120, SB calls t100, Hero raises to t320, Button calls t200, SB calls t200

Flop: (t960) 5

, 4

, 9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t120, Button calls t120, 1 fold

Turn: (t1200) K

(2 players)
Hero bets t40, Button calls t40

River: (t1280) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets t10 (All-In), 1 fold

Total pot: t1280

Results:
Hero didn't show A

, 7

(nothing).

No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 2 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): t460 23 BBs
BTN/SB: t540 27 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with
BTN/SB raises to t40, Hero calls t20

Flop: (t80) (2 players)
Hero bets t40, BTN/SB calls t40

Turn: (t160) (2 players)
Hero bets t80, BTN/SB calls t80

River: (t320) (2 players)
Hero bets t160, BTN/SB raises to t380 all in, Hero calls t140 all in

Final Pot: t920
Hero shows (a straight, Five to Nine)

микропокер процветает

Poker Stars $80.40+$1.60 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t100 - 5 players - View hand 2023927
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BTN: t4239 M = 3.39
Hero (SB): t4765 M = 3.81
BB: t5460 M = 4.37
UTG: t966 M = 0.77
CO: t3920 M = 3.14

Pre Flop: (t1250) Hero is SB with 6 6
UTG raises to t866 all in, 1 fold, BTN raises to t1232, Hero raises to t4665 all in, 2 folds

kolupsk_kolupsk @ 29.11.2012

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em(8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG (t5509)
UTG+1 (t5795)
MP1 (t1160)
MP2 (t3000)
CO (t3000)
Button (t4306)
SB (t2470)
Hero (BB) (t15170)

Hero's M: 101.13

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

, K

UTG bets t200, 3 folds, CO raises to t700, Button calls t700, 1 fold, Hero raises to t15170 (All-In), UTG calls t5309 (All-In), CO calls t2300 (All-In), Button calls t3606 (All-In)

Flop: (t18374) K

, 7

, 9

(4 players, 4 all-in)

Turn: (t18374) 10

(4 players, 4 all-in)

River: (t18374) J

(4 players, 4 all-in)

Total pot: t18374

Results:
Button had J

, J

(three of a kind, Jacks).
Hero had K

, K

(three of a kind, Kings).
UTG had 9

, 9

(three of a kind, nines).
CO had 7

, 7

(three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won t18374

))))))))

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $30(BB) Poker Stars
($696)
Hero ($2,304)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $60, calls $30

FLOP ($120)

checks, Hero checks

TURN ($120)

checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($120)

checks, Hero bets $2,244 (AI), folds

Hero shows

Hero wins $120

Ребята как выиграть на ПС?????? Играю давно на всех румах Profit + , на ПС - .

Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2000/t4000 Blinds + t400 - 9 players - http://www.handconverter.com/hands/2024652
The DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: t89570 M = 9.33
UTG: t168308 M = 17.53
UTG+1: t61488 M = 6.41
UTG+2: t126876 M = 13.22
MP1: t32432 M = 3.38
Hero (MP2): t182588 M = 19.02
CO: t150593 M = 15.69
BTN: t140080 M = 14.59
SB: t142036 M = 14.80

Pre Flop: (t9600) Hero is MP2 with Ad Ac
4 folds, Hero raises to t8600, 2 folds, SB calls t6600, 1 fold

Flop: (t24800) 9s 9d 8h (2 players)
SB bets t28000, Hero raises to t173588 all in, SB calls t105036 all in

Turn: (t290872) 8c (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t290872) 4h (2 players - 2 are all in)

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/1370289_CA49C36CE6

DamageLV,



Никак!Этот говнорум все равно ушатает.У меня такие раздачи постоянно.

Ну и The bigger по 55 завершился вот так :)

Poker Stars No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 2000/4000 Blinds (8 handed) - Poker Stars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 (t59795)
MP2 (t61994)
Hero (CO) (t80553)
Button (t143024)
SB (t397104)
BB (t263469)
UTG (t118335)
UTG+1 (t103457)

Hero's M: 13.43

Preflop: Hero is CO with Kc, Ks
2 folds, MP1 bets t59295, 1 fold, Hero raises t80053, Button raises t140000, 2 folds

Flop: (t225401) 10h, 4s, Jh (3 players)

Turn: (t225401) 5h (3 players)

River: (t225401) 3c (3 players)

Total pot: t225401

Results:
Button had Jc, Js (three of a kind, Jacks).
MP1 had 10d, 10c (three of a kind, tens).
Hero had Kc, Ks (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: Button won t229401

P.s. некуда слезы полить:))

Сюда тоже не стоит.

Забавно...

P.S. Заколлил только из-за позиции и ранней стадии турнира , естественно собрал 2 улицы вэлью, на ривере опп сделал чек-пас.

DamageLV, С этим тебе сюда

Nikel, спс :) не видел такого раздела!
P.S. правда уже не хочется - это была воскресная шалость :)

Блин, не знаю где выложить раздачу, но очень хочется
К тому же лично мне она настроение подняла
109 человек биг162, в призах 108, передо мной парни время тянули долго, т.е. наш стол последний остался хфх играть.
План такой и был офк, но ссыкотно конечно


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 162 Tournament, 350/700 Blinds 85 Ante (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t20767)
MP1 (t5198)
MP2 (t18069)
MP3 (t27834)
CO (t3728)
Button (t7383)
Hero (SB) (t16892)
BB (t24413)
UTG (t34819)

Hero's M: 9.31

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10

, 2

7 folds, Hero bets t1400, BB calls t700

Flop: (t3565) Q

, A

, 8

(2 players)
Hero bets t1400, BB raises to t3125, Hero calls t1725

Turn: (t9815) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets t5189, Hero raises to t12282 (All-In), 1 fold

Total pot: t20193

Results:
Hero didn't show 10

, 2

.

На терне начал было хлопать в ладоши, но ривер, как всегда, все испортил.