Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Прелесть лимпа с говностеком. Надо Вод чтоль записать

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 48,318 (30.2 bb)
SB: 61,669 (38.5 bb)
BB: 82,539 (51.6 bb)
MP1: 68,578 (42.9 bb)
MP2: 72,373 (45.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 25,712 (16.1 bb)
CO: 24,673 (15.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 7

7

MP1 calls 1,600, MP2 folds, Hero calls 1,600, CO calls 1,600, BTN calls 1,600, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: (11,000) 4

9

7

(6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 6,400, 2 folds, SB calls 6,400, BB folds, MP1 calls 6,400

Turn: (30,200) 6

(3 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 17,512 and is all-in, SB calls 17,512, MP1 calls 17,512

River: (82,736) 4

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, MP1 checks

Results:

4тый в капе 8.80.
Сидеть сосать хуй, крутиться без карты, чтобы в очередной раз, отбить баины, соснув у какой-то ебаной твари хуйца.
Я просто хуею реально со старзов, на хуй так палица.

Toro85386 - мразная мексиканская хуйня
Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 875 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 261,167 (37.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 138,214 (19.7 bb)
BB: 228,910 (32.7 bb)
CO: 388,709 (55.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 14,700, BB raises to 228,035 and is all-in, Hero calls 122,639 and is all-in

Flop: (278,178) 8

3

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (278,178) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (278,178) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Просто мрази разогнуться не дают. С учетом, что состав той же финалки был такой - что я там как Айви себя чуствовал, попавший на машине времени в 1892 года в салун где ужратые ковбои сливают друг другу кеш в новую игру. Это особенно обидно.

Goban899 @ 18.1.2013
Нашел этого пидораса на 2х2 - готовься сука, я иду за тобой и тамошним баном. Завтра выскажусь вволю.

Ссылку не забудь здесь выложить. Очень уж хочется почитать

Kubinec @ 18.1.2013
Ссылку не забудь здесь выложить. Очень уж хочется почитать

Признаться, к своему стыду - я уже остыл че-то.
А просто без настроя хуесосить я не люблю - это не творчески - банальное "пошел на хуй, пидер" это больно неинтересно.
Ну ниче, терь знаю логово этого утырка, в след раз сразу ебану ему по щщам добрым словом.

Высоко блять

1р1а
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 24,347 (30.4 bb)
MP3: 62,762 (78.5 bb)
CO: 53,367 (66.7 bb)
BTN: 50,599 (63.2 bb)
Hero (SB): 19,125 (23.9 bb)
BB: 63,828 (79.8 bb)
UTG+1: 44,441 (55.6 bb)
UTG+2: 41,952 (52.4 bb)
MP1: 51,235 (64 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 800, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 800, 2 folds, BTN calls 800, Hero raises to 2,800, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 2,000, MP2 calls 2,000, BTN calls 2,000

Flop: (12,900) J

2

K

(4 players)
Hero bets 4,800, 2 folds, BTN calls 4,800

Turn: (22,500) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 11,425 and is all-in, BTN calls 11,425

River: (45,350) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

у меня может уже параноя,но когда начинаю жутко сосать пизды получать от ПС пишу в чат фак ю факинг сайт ,знаеш вот реально либо я уже того либо реально помогает , начинаю выгравать )
короче попробуй может докажеш что я не параноик и реально помогает и ебатня отпускает
п.с. хотя че там у тя вечный бан в чате вроде не.
п.п.с. ну или всеже я того

Ну бесполезно блять. Ну что ты еб будешь делать. Ну как они этими доездами козлячьмим палятся поощряя всех этих ебланов.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 8,525 (42.6 bb)
UTG+1: 5,360 (26.8 bb)
UTG+2: 7,420 (37.1 bb)
Hero (MP1): 8,768 (43.8 bb)
MP2: 5,485 (27.4 bb)
MP3: 3,701 (18.5 bb)
CO: 1,575 (7.9 bb)
BTN: 15,327 (76.6 bb)
SB: 6,835 (34.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 530, 3 folds, BTN calls 530, 2 folds

Flop: (1,360) 3

4

7

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,100, BTN calls 1,100

Turn: (3,560) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,800, BTN calls 2,800

River: (9,160) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 4,338 and is all-in, BTN calls 4,338

Results:

Такого я еще не видел

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 15,361 (21.9 bb)
CO: 19,944 (28.5 bb)
BTN: 30,002 (42.9 bb)
SB: 9,238 (13.2 bb)
BB: 19,728 (28.2 bb)
UTG+2: 9,935 (14.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 13,411 (19.2 bb)
MP2: 54,907 (78.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

A

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 1,470, MP2 calls 1,470, MP3 folds, CO calls 1,470, 2 folds, BB calls 770

Flop: (6,910) 2

A

A

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,750, MP2 calls 1,750, 2 folds

Turn: (10,410) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 5,600, MP2 calls 5,600

River: (21,610) K

(2 players)
Hero bets 4,506 and is all-in, MP2 calls 4,506

Results:

Псоле этого гнида впала в тильт и пархатый пидар ему конечно же помог

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 15,076 (18.8 bb)
MP1: 18,189 (22.7 bb)
MP2: 29,717 (37.1 bb)
MP3: 8,603 (10.8 bb)
CO: 17,573 (22 bb)
BTN: 8,450 (10.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 27,942 (34.9 bb)
BB: 46,976 (58.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

J

6 folds, Hero raises to 1,680, BB raises to 44,000, Hero calls 26,162 and is all-in

Flop: (56,484) 8

7

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (56,484) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (56,484) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 4,690 (39.1 bb)
CO: 8,615 (71.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,795 (15 bb)
SB: 7,395 (61.6 bb)
BB: 1,095 (9.1 bb)
UTG+1: 6,245 (52 bb)
UTG+2: 7,210 (60.1 bb)
MP1: 5,300 (44.2 bb)
MP2: 3,070 (25.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

6 folds, Hero raises to 300, SB calls 240, BB calls 180

Flop: (1,035) A

Q

J

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 420, SB calls 420, BB calls 420

Turn: (2,295) Q

(3 players)
SB checks, BB bets 360 and is all-in, Hero calls 360, SB raises to 720, Hero raises to 1,060 and is all-in, SB calls 340

River: (4,775) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

ukiobankas - который раз это британское уебище меня по такой схеме ушатывает.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 1,823 (36.5 bb)
MP3: 2,605 (52.1 bb)
CO: 7,590 (151.8 bb)
BTN: 6,341 (126.8 bb)
SB: 3,830 (76.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,015 (60.3 bb)
UTG+1: 3,060 (61.2 bb)
UTG+2: 2,800 (56 bb)
MP1: 5,565 (111.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 100, MP2 calls 100, 2 folds, BTN calls 100, SB calls 75, Hero raises to 400, MP1 calls 300, MP2 calls 300, BTN calls 300, SB folds

Flop: (1,700) 9

Q

7

(4 players)
Hero bets 1,350, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 1,423 and is all-in, BTN raises to 2,773, Hero calls 1,265 and is all-in

Turn: (8,353) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (8,353) J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Опять пархатая подстава потив уебища в ключевой в 1р1а. Обратите внимание на размер префлоп ререйза от этого гандона.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (7,000/14,000 blinds, 1,750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 425,251 (30.4 bb)
SB: 203,914 (14.6 bb)
BB: 441,395 (31.5 bb)
UTG+2: 280,009 (20 bb)
Hero (MP1): 220,611 (15.8 bb)
MP2: 108,254 (7.7 bb)
MP3: 107,422 (7.7 bb)
CO: 205,602 (14.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J

J

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 29,400, 5 folds, BB raises to 126,000, Hero raises to 218,861 and is all-in, BB calls 92,861

Flop: (458,722) 5

3

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (458,722) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (458,722) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 5,319 (44.3 bb)
MP1: 3,411 (28.4 bb)
Hero (MP2): 1,540 (12.8 bb)
MP3: 4,238 (35.3 bb)
CO: 14,187 (118.2 bb)
BTN: 4,476 (37.3 bb)
SB: 1,735 (14.5 bb)
BB: 3,552 (29.6 bb)
UTG+1: 3,773 (31.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 300, MP3 folds, CO calls 300, 3 folds

Flop: (915) 9

Q

6

(2 players)
Hero bets 480, CO calls 480

Turn: (1,875) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 745 and is all-in, CO calls 745

River: (3,365) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Иди уже в прорубь! С Праздником

Ауты все под копирку уже блять. Сколько раз меня атк вот уебали - я хз уже.
Как же это все заебало.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 80,443 (80.4 bb)
UTG+1: 8,748 (8.7 bb)
UTG+2: 80,758 (80.8 bb)
MP1: 13,101 (13.1 bb)
MP2: 34,142 (34.1 bb)
MP3: 64,658 (64.7 bb)
Hero (CO): 19,464 (19.5 bb)
BTN: 37,493 (37.5 bb)
SB: 15,361 (15.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

Q

3 folds, MP2 raises to 2,000, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 19,339 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP2 calls 17,339

Flop: (41,303) Q

A

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (41,303) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (41,303) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,215 (80.4 bb)
MP2: 2,230 (55.8 bb)
MP3: 3,050 (76.3 bb)
CO: 2,415 (60.4 bb)
BTN: 2,895 (72.4 bb)
SB: 3,385 (84.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,720 (93 bb)
UTG+1: 2,940 (73.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,845 (71.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 120, 5 folds, Hero raises to 340, MP1 raises to 760, Hero raises to 3,720 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,455 and is all-in

Flop: (6,450) Q

7

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,450) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,450) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 6,450 (161.3 bb)
UTG+1: 2,350 (58.8 bb)
UTG+2: 3,050 (76.3 bb)
MP1: 2,415 (60.4 bb)
MP2: 2,895 (72.4 bb)
MP3: 3,365 (84.1 bb)
Hero (CO): 485 (12.1 bb)
BTN: 2,880 (72 bb)
SB: 2,805 (70.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

Q

3 folds, MP2 raises to 120, MP3 calls 120, Hero raises to 485 and is all-in, 4 folds, MP3 calls 365

Flop: (1,150) 5

A

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (1,150) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (1,150) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 6,160 (30.8 bb)
UTG+2: 3,397 (17 bb)
MP1: 6,970 (34.9 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,075 (20.4 bb)
MP3: 6,360 (31.8 bb)
CO: 13,760 (68.8 bb)
BTN: 7,139 (35.7 bb)
SB: 17,292 (86.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 420, 2 folds, BTN calls 420, SB raises to 17,267 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 3,630 and is all-in, BTN folds

Flop: (8,920) 8

4

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (8,920) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (8,920) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Мискликнул - не пихнул, проматерился, увидел флоп - охуел.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 37,782 (47.2 bb)
UTG+2: 10,580 (13.2 bb)
MP1: 60,857 (76.1 bb)
MP2: 28,754 (35.9 bb)
MP3: 22,418 (28 bb)
CO: 9,290 (11.6 bb)
BTN: 29,540 (36.9 bb)
SB: 8,316 (10.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 7,972 (10 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

T

UTG+1 raises to 1,600, 7 folds, Hero calls 800

Flop: (4,275) Q

Q

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 2,250, Hero calls 2,250

Turn: (8,775) T

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

River: (8,775) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets 4,047 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 4,047

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 44,685 (37.2 bb)
UTG+2: 49,172 (41 bb)
MP1: 73,200 (61 bb)
MP2: 20,820 (17.4 bb)
MP3: 20,818 (17.3 bb)
CO: 30,440 (25.4 bb)
BTN: 26,427 (22 bb)
SB: 9,123 (7.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,644 (8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

7

7 folds, SB raises to 8,998 and is all-in, Hero calls 7,798

Flop: (19,121) A

Q

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (19,121) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (19,121) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Как в это говно играть, если всем греческо-бразильским пидерам все накладывают