It's Always Sunny in St-Petersburg

Ну и немного в другую сторону. Пиксис, как минимум, одна из лучших альтернативных групп конца 80х - начала 90х.

Так, о покере.
Сегодня меня ждёт вечерняя сессия, а значит я опять буду грызть кактус.
На кактус опять продаю ауристические проценты. Минимальная доля = максимальная доля = 0,55$ Перечислять на l_gravas на ПС. Зачем я это делаю? У меня за ~20 попыток ни одного кэша и даже почти ни разу до баббла не доходил. И не говорите, что я вас не предупреждал
Надеюсь, что хотя бы 1% продам.

а что за кактус?))

процент купил.
Итого с меня $1,15

Ecxluzive ДНГ

Начал вечернюю.
33ко фтп.
5к юнибет
кактус.
потом 25к фтп. Всё как обычно.
Пятничный паифик отменился, ибо у меня там оказывается 97 центов. Надо будет депнуть на завтра-послезавтра.

33ко такой 33ко

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Hero (BB): t2330 M = 51.78
UTG: t2920 M = 64.89
UTG+1: t3260 M = 72.44
MP1: t2800 M = 62.22
MP2: t3590 M = 79.78
CO: t2850 M = 63.33
BTN: t2930 M = 65.11
SB: t3370 M = 74.89

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with J A
2 folds, MP1 calls t30, 3 folds, SB calls t15, Hero raises to t120, MP1 calls t90, SB calls t90

Flop: (t360) 5 9 6 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks

Turn: (t360) 7 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks

River: (t360) J (3 players)
SB bets t250, Hero calls t250, MP1 calls t250

Final Pot: t1110
Hero shows J A (a pair of Jacks)
MP1 mucks J T
SB shows Q J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins t1110

ББ - мой кумир. Ровно так и надо разыгрывать топ-сет.

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SB: t3030 M = 67.33
BB: t3555 M = 79
Hero (UTG): t3650 M = 81.11
UTG+1: t3410 M = 75.78
UTG+2: t2645 M = 58.78
MP1: t3000 M = 66.67
MP2: t3110 M = 69.11
CO: t2940 M = 65.33
BTN: t2780 M = 61.78

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is UTG with A J
Hero raises to t90, 3 folds, MP2 calls t90, 3 folds, BB calls t60

Flop: (t285) 7 Q 9 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks

Turn: (t285) 2 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks

River: (t285) 4 (3 players)
BB bets t125, Hero folds, MP2 calls t125

Final Pot: t535
BB shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
MP2 mucks 5 5
BB wins t535

nice slowlay sir

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Hero (UTG): t2830 M = 62.89
UTG+1: t3455 M = 76.78
MP: t510 M = 11.33
CO: t3590 M = 79.78
BTN: t5550 M = 123.33
SB: t2970 M = 66
BB: t3030 M = 67.33

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is UTG with 3 3
Hero raises to t90, 3 folds, BTN calls t90, 2 folds

Flop: (t225) 3 2 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t150, BTN calls t150

Turn: (t525) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t390, BTN calls t390

River: (t1305) T (2 players)
Hero bets t930, BTN raises to t4920 all in, Hero calls t1270 all in

Final Pot: t5705
Hero shows 3 3 (three of a kind, Threes)
BTN shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins t5705

Аут 5к. валеты в дам против очень агрессивного игрока, который пихнул на мой 1111111 трибет.

Найс ресакаут

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BTN: t2970 M = 99
SB: t2458 M = 81.93
BB: t2970 M = 99
Hero (UTG): t3270 M = 109
UTG+1: t2930 M = 97.67
UTG+2: t2931 M = 97.70
MP1: t2881 M = 96.03
MP2: t6000 M = 200
CO: t3590 M = 119.67

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is UTG with 7 7
Hero raises to t60, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t60, 3 folds, BTN calls t60, 1 fold, BB calls t40

Flop: (t250) 9 3 6 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, BTN bets t135, BB folds, Hero calls t135, UTG+2 folds

Turn: (t520) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets t520, Hero calls t520

River: (t1560) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: t1560
BTN shows 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours)
Hero shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
Hero wins t1560

даблап в кактусе

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UTG+1: t2833 M = 18.89
UTG+2: t3199 M = 21.33
Hero (MP1): t3480 M = 23.20
MP2: t5313 M = 35.42
CO: t2625 M = 17.50
BTN: t3153 M = 21.02
SB: t2820 M = 18.80
BB: t4767 M = 31.78
UTG: t3212 M = 21.41

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is MP1 with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t300, 1 fold, Hero raises to t800, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls t500

Flop: (t1750) 5 2 T (2 players)
UTG+1 bets t2033 all in, Hero calls t2033

Turn: (t5816) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t5816) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t5816
UTG+1 shows 7 7 (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
Hero shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Hero wins t5816

Даблап в 25к КК больше АК, в кактусе сначала AK<A8, потом AA>Q9, стек 7к

Сложная раздача в 24к.
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Hero (SB): t3230 M = 71.78
BB: t3380 M = 75.11
UTG: t2860 M = 63.56
UTG+1: t3230 M = 71.78
MP1: t2800 M = 62.22
MP2: t2850 M = 63.33
CO: t3000 M = 66.67
BTN: t2350 M = 52.22

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is SB with Q Q
4 folds, CO raises to t60, 1 fold, Hero raises to t180, BB calls t150, CO calls t120

Flop: (t540) K 8 J (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets t240, CO folds, Hero calls t240

Turn: (t1020) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

River: (t1020) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Final Pot: t1020
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Eights)
BB shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Hero wins t1020


У ББ профит 250к, но этот год долбит в минус

Колл по чуечке в кактусе. реально минуту думал.

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UTG+2: t3410 M = 15.16
MP1: t4712 M = 20.94
MP2: t4195 M = 18.64
CO: t13198 M = 58.66
BTN: t2095 M = 9.31
SB: t11930 M = 53.02
BB: t2150 M = 9.56
Hero (UTG): t6988 M = 31.06
UTG+1: t2675 M = 11.89

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is UTG with A K
Hero raises to t375, 3 folds, MP2 calls t375, 4 folds

Flop: (t975) Q A T (2 players)
Hero bets t550, MP2 calls t550

Turn: (t2075) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

River: (t2075) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t3270 all in, Hero calls t3270

Final Pot: t8615
MP2 shows J 9 (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows A K (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Hero wins t8615

Перерыв.
Пока жив во всех четырёх, но в части чудом
33ко, стек 7325, средний 8735.
кактус, стек 4950, средний 9600, проиграл два коина подряд, лол. кактус такой кактус.
25к, стек 8200, средний 4750.
24к, стек 1200, средний 3700. Проиграл большую раздачу, сделав плохой колл,увы.

Кактус аут. Рестильнул С А7 человека со стилом 50, там дамы. Снизу на старзах я не выигрываю принципиально.

Свёл чувака с ума мисбетом по тёрну

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BTN: t2187 M = 12.15
SB: t2815 M = 15.64
BB: t7270 M = 40.39
UTG: t3305 M = 18.36
UTG+1: t8022 M = 44.57
UTG+2: t9914 M = 55.08
MP1: t4805 M = 26.69
Hero (MP2): t8280 M = 46
CO: t847 M = 4.71

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is MP2 with J J
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t360, 1 fold, Hero raises to t999, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls t639

Flop: (t2178) 4 4 5 (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t2178) J (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets t135, UTG+2 calls t135

River: (t2448) 6 (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets t1777, UTG+2 requests TIME, UTG+2 calls t1777

Final Pot: t6002
UTG+2 mucks 2 2
Hero shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Fours)
Hero wins t6002

Забавно, в 33ко за столом сидит чувак АБИ 3, РОИ 10, 800 турниров, ИТМ - 35%!!!

Крутой триплап в 24к

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UTG+2: t4040 M = 26.93
Hero (MP1): t1070 M = 7.13
MP2: t3755 M = 25.03
CO: t7640 M = 50.93
BTN: t7165 M = 47.77
SB: t3990 M = 26.60
BB: t1315 M = 8.77
UTG: t9285 M = 61.90
UTG+1: t4740 M = 31.60

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is MP1 with 8 8
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t240, Hero raises to t1070 all in, 4 folds, BB raises to t1315 all in, UTG+2 calls t1075

Flop: (t3750) 8 3 3

Turn: (t3750) 2

River: (t3750) 6

Final Pot: t3750
UTG+2 shows J Q (a pair of Threes)
Hero shows 8 8 (a full house, Eights full of Threes)
BB shows 4 4 (two pair, Fours and Threes)
BB wins t490
Hero wins t3260

аут из 24к

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MP2: t2298 M = 12.77
Hero (CO): t3100 M = 17.22
BTN: t4615 M = 25.64
SB: t7520 M = 41.78
BB: t7165 M = 39.81
UTG: t9380 M = 52.11
UTG+1: t5019 M = 27.88
MP1: t11340 M = 63

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is CO with K Q
UTG calls t120, 3 folds, Hero raises to t380, 3 folds, UTG calls t260

Flop: (t940) 2 K 5 (2 players)
UTG bets t940, Hero calls t940

Turn: (t2820) 3 (2 players)
UTG bets t2820, Hero calls t1780 all in

River: (t6380) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6380
Hero shows K Q (two pair, Kings and Fives)
UTG shows 2 2 (a full house, Twos full of Fives)
UTG wins t6380


когда коллил был на 99% уверен, что впереди. Кто же знал, что агрофиш сет двумя бетпотами разызграет