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Олл ин на флопе...... WTF......

Если б не ривер......

Да , с ривером повезло )) А мне вот никогда на ривере не везет почемуто ) Надо прокачать себе риверную ауру

Don't mess with BB

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t20 - 8 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG: t3522 M = 7.66
UTG+1: t1865 M = 4.05
MP1: t960 M = 2.09
MP2: t2035 M = 4.42
CO: t2471 M = 5.37
BTN: t1470 M = 3.20
SB: t2395 M = 5.21
Hero (BB): t1802 M = 3.92

Pre Flop: (t460) Hero is BB with
UTG calls t200, 5 folds, SB calls t100, Hero checks

Flop: (t760) (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t400, UTG folds, SB raises to t1800, Hero calls t1182 all in

Turn: (t3924) (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t3924) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t3924
SB shows (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
Hero wins t3924

Такого массового помешательства я давно не видел
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $40(BB) Replayer
SB ($5,215)
BB ($4,350)
UTG ($2,570)
UTG+1 ($7,540)
UTG+2 ($5,010)
MP1 ($5,970)
Hero ($8,919)
CO ($5,265)
BTN ($9,885)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $40, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $40, SB calls $20, BB raises to $80, UTG raises to $880, BTN raises to $9,885 (AI), SB calls $5,175 (AI), BB calls $4,270 (AI), UTG calls $1,690 (AI)

FLOP ($17,350)

TURN ($17,350)

RIVER ($17,350)

SB shows
(Pre 13%, Flop 0.7%, Turn 0.0%)

BB shows
(Pre 12%, Flop 0.7%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG shows
(Pre 60%, Flop 89.4%, Turn 95.0%)

BTN shows
(Pre 15%, Flop 9.1%, Turn 5.0%)

UTG wins $10,280
BTN wins $7,070

Вот доехало, так доехало...

3.2%....

SB: t4389 21.95 BBs
BB: t7862 39.31 BBs
UTG: t11172 55.86 BBs
UTG+1: t6327 31.64 BBs
UTG+2: t8906 44.53 BBs
MP1: t11615 58.08 BBs
MP2: t9775 48.88 BBs
Hero (CO): t8999 44.99 BBs
BTN: t12220 61.10 BBs

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is CO with
UTG calls t200, 1 fold, UTG+2 raises to t800, 4 folds, SB calls t700, 1 fold, UTG raises to t11172 all in, UTG+2 calls t8106 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t18812) (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t18812) (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t18812) (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t18812
UTG shows (two pair, Kings and Queens)
UTG+2 shows (two pair, Kings and Queens)
UTG wins t9406
UTG+2 wins t9406

sinev, а что тут лулзов доставляет? Префлоп колл? Хоть бы флешом дело закончилось..

ft_wtf @ 8.5.2011
sinev, а что тут лулзов доставляет? Префлоп колл? Хоть бы флешом дело закончилось..

мискликом фолданутые 62

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1265556
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BB: t4235 141.17 BBs
UTG: t1890 63 BBs
UTG+1: t1440 48 BBs
UTG+2: t2900 96.67 BBs
Hero (MP1): t5580 186 BBs
MP2: t3980 132.67 BBs
CO: t3075 102.50 BBs
BTN: t4530 151 BBs
SB: t2350 78.33 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP1 with 8 8
UTG calls t30, 2 folds, Hero raises to t120, 2 folds, BTN calls t120, 1 fold, BB calls t90, UTG calls t90

Flop: (t495) 3 T T (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets t371, BTN raises to t810, BB folds, UTG folds, Hero calls t439

Turn: (t2115) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets t1500, Hero calls t1500

River: (t5115) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t2557, BTN calls t2100 all in

Final Pot: t9315
Hero shows 8 8 (two pair, Tens and Eights)
BTN shows 2 2 (two pair, Tens and Threes)
Hero wins t9315

Клал тебя на пару двоек,видимо.

Если б не каре на флопе)))

Poker Stars $15.00+$1.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t700/t1400 Blinds + t175 - 9 players - View hand 1306104
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Mammola (BB): t18469 M = 5.03
WhatHitU (UTG): t11100 M = 3.02
Hero (UTG+1): t58964 M = 16.04
uguri31 (UTG+2): t25420 M = 6.92
flop174 (MP1): t7005 M = 1.91
Gunner1503 (MP2): t21137 M = 5.75
NUMEROS66 (CO): t13556 M = 3.69
Les3B (BTN): t8861 M = 2.41
bocha next (SB): t21425 M = 5.83

Pre Flop: (t3675) Hero is UTG+1 with 3 3
WhatHitU raises to t10925 all in, Hero raises to t20450, 4 folds, Les3B calls t8686 all in, 2 folds

Flop: (t34211) 7 3 7 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t34211) K (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t34211) 3 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t34211
WhatHitU shows 7 7 (four of a kind, Sevens)
Hero shows 3 3 (four of a kind, Threes)
Les3B shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Sevens)
WhatHitU wins t4478
WhatHitU wins t29733

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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $3,400(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($64,404)
Hero ($98,104)
UTG ($33,695)
UTG+1 ($325,545)
UTG+2 ($55,304)
MP1 ($123,284)
CO ($66,407)
BTN ($434,087)

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $13,600, UTG+1 raises to $23,800, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $64,004 (AI), fold, UTG calls $19,695 (AI), UTG+1 calls $40,204

FLOP ($167,903)

TURN ($167,903)

RIVER ($167,903)

SB shows
(Pre 77%, Flop 98.7%, Turn 93.7%)

UTG shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 0.7%, Turn 3.2%)

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 5%, Flop 0.6%, Turn 3.2%)

SB wins $66,204
UTG wins $35,495
UTG+1 wins $66,204

Poker Stars $0.45+$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players
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MP2: t1500 75 BBs
CO: t1480 74 BBs
BTN: t1510 75.50 BBs
SB: t1480 74 BBs
BB: t1610 80.50 BBs
UTG: t1500 75 BBs
Hero (UTG+1): t1500 75 BBs
UTG+2: t1420 71 BBs
MP1: t1500 75 BBs

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is UTG+1 with
UTG calls t20, Hero raises to t80, 3 folds, CO raises to t200, BTN raises to t1510 all in, 3 folds, Hero calls t1420 all in, CO calls t1280 all in

Flop: (t4530) (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t4530) (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t4530) (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t4530
CO shows (three of a kind, Queens)
BTN shows (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows (a flush, Ace high)
Hero wins t40
Hero wins t4490

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($23.93)
BB ($9.65)
Hero ($25)
UTG+1 ($16.55)
CO ($16.18)
BTN ($25.20)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $0.90, fold, CO calls $0.90, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($2.15)

Hero checks, CO checks

TURN ($2.15)

Hero checks, CO checks

RIVER ($2.15)

Hero checks, CO checks

Hero shows
(Pre 62%, Flop 0.9%, Turn 0.0%)

CO shows
(Pre 38%, Flop 99.1%, Turn 100.0%)

CO wins $2.05