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Goban899 @ 9.2.2013
это кто?

huligun @ 9.2.2013
сисьге

дженифер лав хьюит..да, с сисьгими

На трех столах черепов увезли так, и на старзах и на 888 - говно блять.

ребайник
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,295 (3.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 28,538 (47.6 bb)
UTG+2: 16,833 (28.1 bb)
MP1: 8,207 (13.7 bb)
MP2: 9,548 (15.9 bb)
MP3: 35,044 (58.4 bb)
CO: 15,490 (25.8 bb)
BTN: 17,437 (29.1 bb)
SB: 9,041 (15.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

K

Hero raises to 1,500, 2 folds, MP2 raises to 9,498 and is all-in, 5 folds, Hero calls 7,998

Flop: (20,346) J

A

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (20,346) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (20,346) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

чё эт тут за помойку развели на 3 страницы?

Ну как играть блять ебаный в рот - мертвую почти пидорасы тащат и натгивают. Ебаная свинья фашситская.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 14,956 (21.4 bb)
UTG+2: 12,694 (18.1 bb)
MP1: 15,247 (21.8 bb)
MP2: 23,798 (34 bb)
MP3: 72,584 (103.7 bb)
CO: 34,218 (48.9 bb)
BTN: 17,668 (25.2 bb)
Hero (SB): 46,419 (66.3 bb)
BB: 22,401 (32 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

6

4 folds, MP3 raises to 1,449, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,099, BB folds

Flop: (4,363) 9

5

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 1,725, Hero calls 1,725

Turn: (7,813) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 2,424, Hero raises to 12,600, MP3 calls 10,176

River: (33,013) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 18,900, Hero calls 18,900

Results:

Охуеть
так флопы попадать
я бабл бой

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 13,522 (19.3 bb)
MP3: 20,938 (29.9 bb)
CO: 17,680 (25.3 bb)
BTN: 9,099 (13 bb)
Hero (SB): 14,169 (20.2 bb)
BB: 15,846 (22.6 bb)
UTG+2: 17,009 (24.3 bb)
MP1: 46,267 (66.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

8

2 folds, MP2 raises to 1,400, 3 folds, Hero calls 1,050, BB calls 700

Flop: (4,880) 2

4

3

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP2 bets 1,400, Hero raises to 3,150, BB folds, MP2 raises to 5,600, Hero raises to 12,684 and is all-in, MP2 calls 6,437 and is all-in

Turn: (28,954) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (28,954) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Бразилия

2r1a
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,400/2,800 blinds, 350 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 52,290 (18.7 bb)
MP2: 52,776 (18.8 bb)
MP3: 112,917 (40.3 bb)
CO: 126,556 (45.2 bb)
BTN: 123,720 (44.2 bb)
SB: 26,976 (9.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 58,160 (20.8 bb)
UTG+2: 79,312 (28.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

4

6 folds, SB raises to 26,626 and is all-in, Hero calls 23,826

Flop: (56,052) J

Q

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (56,052) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (56,052) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 12,666 (9 bb)
CO: 30,737 (22 bb)
Hero (BTN): 44,468 (31.8 bb)
SB: 22,219 (15.9 bb)
BB: 26,885 (19.2 bb)
UTG+2: 63,791 (45.6 bb)
MP1: 13,935 (10 bb)
MP2: 47,399 (33.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

K

2 folds, MP2 raises to 2,800, MP3 calls 2,800, CO folds, Hero calls 2,800, 2 folds

Flop: (11,900) 6

Q

9

(3 players)
MP2 bets 4,200, MP3 folds, Hero calls 4,200

Turn: (20,300) 8

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 9,100, MP2 calls 9,100

River: (38,500) 6

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 28,193 and is all-in, MP2 folds

Results:

Goban899, это я тебя случайно отхитнранил на плей мани в каком то хоум геймс неделю или две назад?

MountainRose @ 9.2.2013
Goban899, это я тебя случайно отхитнранил на плей мани в каком то хоум геймс неделю или две назад?

врятли - не играл хоумгеймс, особенно на плеймани )))


Третий в нокате по 21 - затащит уеба из португалии.

Это хуйня в приницпе закончится когда-нить?

1р1а
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (750/1,500 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 68,704 (45.8 bb)
BTN: 33,596 (22.4 bb)
SB: 15,996 (10.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 17,224 (11.5 bb)
UTG+2: 58,720 (39.1 bb)
MP1: 21,078 (14.1 bb)
MP2: 41,737 (27.8 bb)
MP3: 30,245 (20.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

A

6 folds, SB raises to 15,821 and is all-in, Hero calls 14,321

Flop: (33,042) 2

6

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (33,042) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (33,042) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Всегда грил - кикоф хороший турик.

Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 5,780 (289 bb)
CO: 4,890 (244.5 bb)
BTN: 2,155 (107.8 bb)
SB: 8,105 (405.3 bb)
BB: 4,170 (208.5 bb)
UTG+1: 5,000 (250 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 5,000 (250 bb)
MP1: 4,900 (245 bb)
MP2: 5,000 (250 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

K

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 60, 6 folds, BB calls 40

Flop: (130) Q

9

6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 70, BB calls 70

Turn: (270) 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 220, BB calls 220

River: (710) 9

(2 players)
BB bets 340, Hero raises to 4,650 and is all-in, BB calls 3,480 and is all-in

Results:

Давай Тащи!

Кикоф - прямое доказательство того, что у до хуя кого, есть лишняя сотка талеров.


Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,555 (35.6 bb)
MP1: 1,986 (19.9 bb)
Hero (MP2): 11,780 (117.8 bb)
MP3: 6,040 (60.4 bb)
CO: 4,820 (48.2 bb)
BTN: 6,670 (66.7 bb)
SB: 5,850 (58.5 bb)
BB: 6,145 (61.5 bb)
UTG+1: 6,770 (67.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

Q

3 folds, Hero raises to 300, 4 folds, BB calls 200

Flop: (740) Q

A

3

(2 players)
BB bets 300, Hero raises to 750, BB calls 450

Turn: (2,240) J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 900, BB calls 900

River: (4,040) 9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,400, BB calls 1,400

Results:


Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 3,545 (35.5 bb)
UTG+2: 1,976 (19.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 15,260 (152.6 bb)
MP2: 6,030 (60.3 bb)
MP3: 4,810 (48.1 bb)
CO: 6,660 (66.6 bb)
BTN: 5,790 (57.9 bb)
SB: 2,785 (27.9 bb)
BB: 6,760 (67.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 200, Hero calls 200, 2 folds, CO calls 200, 3 folds

Flop: (840) A

T

7

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 650, CO calls 650, UTG+2 folds

Turn: (2,140) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 950, CO raises to 4,000, Hero raises to 7,050, CO calls 1,800 and is all-in

River: (13,740) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

В дипах все как обысно начинается. PROTENTIALmn вот такая вот реговская мразота начинает тянуть свои монеты - а мне хуем по губам. Какая же Шейнберг мразь.
Скока я седня въебал сверху 5-20ти проценам, ну хоть в однои турике бы все ровно было - хуй блять.

Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 8,245 (20.6 bb)
Hero (CO): 22,708 (56.8 bb)
BTN: 26,585 (66.5 bb)
SB: 9,979 (24.9 bb)
BB: 19,320 (48.3 bb)
UTG+1: 12,342 (30.9 bb)
UTG+2: 9,412 (23.5 bb)
MP1: 20,004 (50 bb)
MP2: 11,550 (28.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

J

5 folds, Hero raises to 1,000, BTN folds, SB raises to 9,939 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 8,939

Flop: (20,638) 3

T

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (20,638) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (20,638) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Вот это ебать меня дрючат. Ну это просто ебануться. На всех сайтах причем.
Ебанись.

без паники епт!!!

поменяй позу!!!

на удачу

Pacific, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 8,849 (59 bb)
UTG+2: 9,513 (63.4 bb)
MP1: 6,464 (43.1 bb)
MP2: 3,485 (23.2 bb)
MP3: 8,081 (53.9 bb)
CO: 5,938 (39.6 bb)
BTN: 3,763 (25.1 bb)
SB: 4,969 (33.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

T

5 folds, BTN raises to 300, SB folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (675) 6

9

5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 337, Hero raises to 843, BTN calls 506

Turn: (2,361) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (2,361) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,180, BTN folds

Results:


Каждую сессию я играю тонны вот таких раздач. Пытаюсь вымутить везде где можно. Набиваю стеки на каком-то адовом треше. Потом выставлюясь с тузами против валетов в топ-30 - и иду на хуй.
Фортуна, старая пиздорванка, кам цу мирен, факин бич.

Goban899 @ 11.2.2013
Pacific, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 8,849 (59 bb)
UTG+2: 9,513 (63.4 bb)
MP1: 6,464 (43.1 bb)
MP2: 3,485 (23.2 bb)
MP3: 8,081 (53.9 bb)
CO: 5,938 (39.6 bb)
BTN: 3,763 (25.1 bb)
SB: 4,969 (33.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

T

5 folds, BTN raises to 300, SB folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (675) 6

9

5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 337, Hero raises to 843, BTN calls 506

Turn: (2,361) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (2,361) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,180, BTN folds

Results:

2,361 pot
Final Board: 6

9

5

8

6

Hero mucked Q

T

and won 2,361 (1,218 net)
BTN mucked and lost (-1,143 net)

Каждую сессию я играю тонны вот таких раздач. Пытаюсь вымутить везде где можно. Набиваю стеки на каком-то адовом треше. Потом выставлюясь с тузами против валетов в топ-30 - и иду на хуй.
Фортуна, старая пиздорванка, кам цу мирен, факин бич.

Чтоб не идти нахуй - надо к топ -30 идти чипаком)

Goban899, сорри, но даже для меня адовая раздача. В твоем дневнике будет смотреться красочнее.
Регулярный за 11, баббл.
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t100 - 9 players - View hand 2098439
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

RoribeiroS (BB): t12468 M = 5.94
thebigdog09 (UTG): t18611 M = 8.86
RUS-13-RUS (UTG+1): t14136 M = 6.73
Ty4YrChips (UTG+2): t11449 M = 5.45
Mumumähgerät (MP1): t16688 M = 7.95
ikbob79 (MP2): t6828 M = 3.25
misha4ka85 (CO): t7432 M = 3.54
Hero (BTN): t4739 M = 2.26
PokerWilli77 (SB): t21558 M = 10.27

Pre Flop: (t2100) Hero is BTN with A J
3 folds, Mumumähgerät raises to t1600, 2 folds, Hero raises to t4639 all in, 2 folds, Mumumähgerät calls t3039

Flop: (t11378) Q K 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t11378) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t11378) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t11378
Mumumähgerät shows J Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero shows A J (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Mumumähgerät wins t11378