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Встретились два дебила.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 2,212 (55.3 bb)
UTG+1: 1,425 (35.6 bb)
UTG+2: 3,595 (89.9 bb)
MP1: 2,635 (65.9 bb)
MP2: 2,840 (71 bb)
MP3: 6,471 (161.8 bb)
CO: 5,740 (143.5 bb)
BTN: 2,740 (68.5 bb)
SB: 2,465 (61.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

2

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 120, MP1 calls 120, 5 folds, Hero calls 80

Flop: (380) 5

J

J

(3 players)
Hero bets 200, UTG+2 calls 200, MP1 calls 200

Turn: (980) 4

(3 players)
Hero bets 420, UTG+2 calls 420, MP1 folds

River: (1,820) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 640, UTG+2 calls 640

Results:

когда меня начало так переезжать, удалили нах старзы, щас на фултилте играю

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 12,818 (106.8 bb)
MP2: 1,910 (15.9 bb)
MP3: 6,992 (58.3 bb)
CO: 2,255 (18.8 bb)
BTN: 4,335 (36.1 bb)
SB: 6,380 (53.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 7,764 (64.7 bb)
UTG+1: 8,920 (74.3 bb)
UTG+2: 6,885 (57.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

T

UTG+1 calls 120, UTG+2 raises to 240, 6 folds, Hero calls 120, UTG+1 calls 120

Flop: (915) 5

T

2

(3 players)
Hero bets 480, UTG+1 calls 480, UTG+2 raises to 1,440, Hero raises to 7,509 and is all-in, UTG+1 raises to 8,665 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 5,190 and is all-in

Turn: (22,563) 7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (22,563) 6

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 23,222 (92.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,703 (14.8 bb)
MP1: 3,565 (14.3 bb)
MP2: 2,445 (9.8 bb)
MP3: 3,395 (13.6 bb)
CO: 4,236 (16.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 21,273 (85.1 bb)
SB: 10,930 (43.7 bb)
BB: 10,270 (41.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3

T

UTG+1 calls 250, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 250, 3 folds, Hero calls 250, SB folds, BB checks

Flop: (1,395) 2

T

4

(4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets 655, Hero calls 655, 2 folds

Turn: (2,705) 7

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (2,705) K

(2 players)
MP1 bets 1,000, Hero raises to 4,750, MP1 calls 1,630 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 21,217 (70.7 bb)
MP1: 10,931 (36.4 bb)
MP2: 24,034 (80.1 bb)
MP3: 12,304 (41 bb)
CO: 8,084 (26.9 bb)
BTN: 4,817 (16.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 23,529 (78.4 bb)
BB: 9,270 (30.9 bb)
UTG+1: 14,438 (48.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

9

4 folds, MP3 raises to 900, 2 folds, Hero calls 750, BB calls 600

Flop: (3,060) J

7

9

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 1,300, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 22,589 and is all-in, BB calls 7,030 and is all-in

Turn: (19,720) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (19,720) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ни разу седня ни тузами ни королями не выиграл.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 59,048 (36.9 bb)
UTG+2: 27,712 (17.3 bb)
MP1: 20,195 (12.6 bb)
MP2: 43,645 (27.3 bb)
MP3: 8,137 (5.1 bb)
CO: 151,301 (94.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 36,214 (22.6 bb)
SB: 19,225 (12 bb)
BB: 65,862 (41.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 3,200, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 7,937 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero raises to 12,674, 3 folds

Flop: (23,274) 5

K

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (23,274) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (23,274) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Рега еще с мусорими подятнул британского

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 33,991 (17 bb)
MP1: 36,437 (18.2 bb)
MP2: 60,065 (30 bb)
MP3: 64,964 (32.5 bb)
CO: 22,869 (11.4 bb)
BTN: 108,184 (54.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 47,649 (23.8 bb)
BB: 57,689 (28.8 bb)
UTG+1: 95,996 (48 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

A

5 folds, CO raises to 22,619 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero raises to 47,399 and is all-in, BB calls 45,399

Flop: (119,667) T

3

Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (119,667) K

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (119,667) 8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

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Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 14,941 (6.2 bb)
UTG+2: 34,187 (14.2 bb)
MP1: 50,465 (21 bb)
MP2: 50,914 (21.2 bb)
MP3: 43,022 (17.9 bb)
CO: 137,534 (57.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 127,167 (53 bb)
SB: 127,036 (52.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

A

5 folds, Hero raises to 5,040, SB folds, BB calls 2,640

Flop: (13,680) 5

Q

5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 4,800, BB folds

Results:

тащаться у тя сёдня тройные

Топ-22 Бига-16.50. Ваще ни в хуй не ставят.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (3,600/7,200 blinds, 900 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 271,424 (37.7 bb)
MP3: 133,718 (18.6 bb)
CO: 324,874 (45.1 bb)
BTN: 525,526 (73 bb)
Hero (SB): 81,994 (11.4 bb)
BB: 543,925 (75.5 bb)
UTG+2: 103,370 (14.4 bb)
MP1: 163,656 (22.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

6 folds, Hero raises to 15,120, BB raises to 543,025 and is all-in, Hero calls 65,974 and is all-in

Flop: (169,388) 5

9

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (169,388) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (169,388) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

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VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

В тему мискликнул.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (8,000/16,000 blinds, 2,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 450,960 (28.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 198,752 (12.4 bb)
UTG: 346,840 (21.7 bb)
MP: 243,406 (15.2 bb)
CO: 439,342 (27.5 bb)
BTN: 500,201 (31.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

Q

UTG raises to 32,000, 2 folds, BTN calls 32,000, SB calls 24,000, Hero calls 16,000

Flop: (140,000) K

4

Q

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 164,752 and is all-in, UTG folds, BTN calls 164,752, SB folds

Turn: (469,504) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (469,504) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

да ну нахуй

Вопросов к оналйну не имею.
Спасибо. Который раз с сетом тузов хуй сосу на финалке.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (12,500/25,000 blinds, 3,125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 726,314 (29.1 bb)
SB: 448,619 (17.9 bb)
BB: 984,243 (39.4 bb)
UTG+2: 1,568,047 (62.7 bb)
MP1: 515,820 (20.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 301,729 (12.1 bb)
MP3: 147,399 (5.9 bb)
CO: 779,829 (31.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

UTG+2 raises to 50,000, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 298,604 and is all-in, 5 folds, UTG+2 calls 248,604

Flop: (659,708) J

T

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (659,708) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (659,708) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Та гнида пиздоглазая, которая меня с Q7 хотела пиздануть.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 73,564 (29.4 bb)
MP2: 43,227 (17.3 bb)
MP3: 185,560 (74.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 109,969 (44 bb)
BTN: 179,662 (71.9 bb)
SB: 67,859 (27.1 bb)
BB: 163,898 (65.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 4

4

2 folds, MP3 raises to 6,250, Hero calls 6,250, 3 folds

Flop: (18,000) 2

2

J

(2 players)
MP3 bets 7,500, Hero calls 7,500

Turn: (33,000) 5

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero checks

River: (33,000) J

(2 players)
MP3 bets 12,500, Hero calls 12,500

Results:

надо 6кг тащить

Феналко, посмотрим че тут будет.

тащи ))