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Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 9,799 (163.3 bb)
BB: 3,000 (50 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 3,005 (50.1 bb)
MP1: 2,520 (42 bb)
MP2: 3,075 (51.3 bb)
MP3: 5,740 (95.7 bb)
CO: 1,115 (18.6 bb)
BTN: 4,110 (68.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

J

Hero raises to 180, 3 folds, CO raises to 1,115 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 935

Flop: (2,320) 3

T

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (2,320) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (2,320) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,686 (46.1 bb)
CO: 1,913 (23.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,445 (30.6 bb)
SB: 10,493 (131.2 bb)
BB: 3,333 (41.7 bb)
UTG+1: 3,270 (40.9 bb)
UTG+2: 6,050 (75.6 bb)
MP1: 5,558 (69.5 bb)
MP2: 4,067 (50.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

UTG+1 raises to 160, 4 folds, CO calls 160, Hero raises to 440, 3 folds, CO calls 280

Flop: (1,160) T

7

6

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 920, CO calls 920

Turn: (3,000) T

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 1,085 and is all-in, CO calls 553 and is all-in

River: (4,106) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Рыбайник блять, так еще и рыбай период

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,565 (12.8 bb)
CO: 13,750 (68.8 bb)
BTN: 615 (3.1 bb)
SB: 1,300 (6.5 bb)
BB: 3,920 (19.6 bb)
UTG+1: 1,395 (7 bb)
UTG+2: 6,490 (32.5 bb)
MP1: 2,955 (14.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): 6,080 (30.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8

7

2 folds, MP1 calls 200, Hero calls 200, MP3 folds, CO calls 200, BTN folds, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: (1,000) 6

K

5

(5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (1,000) 4

(5 players)
SB checks, BB bets 400, MP1 calls 400, Hero calls 400, CO raises to 1,500, 2 folds, MP1 calls 1,100, Hero raises to 5,880 and is all-in, CO calls 4,380, MP1 calls 1,255 and is all-in

River: (15,915) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Опять ключевая мимо - румынский пидер 3 аута захавал свои в ребайнике

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 63,620 (25.4 bb)
BTN: 75,819 (30.3 bb)
SB: 73,368 (29.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 48,239 (19.3 bb)
UTG+1: 58,438 (23.4 bb)
UTG+2: 42,710 (17.1 bb)
MP1: 39,442 (15.8 bb)
MP2: 47,377 (19 bb)
MP3: 36,159 (14.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

A

4 folds, MP3 raises to 35,909 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 33,409

Flop: (75,318) 6

A

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (75,318) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (75,318) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Люблю 4 мах - сто лет не играл.
Все раздачи против одного еблинга.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 83,244 (138.7 bb)
BB: 2,280 (3.8 bb)
CO: 11,718 (19.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 39,704 (66.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

Q

CO folds, Hero raises to 1,410, SB raises to 3,300, BB folds, Hero raises to 6,000, SB calls 2,700

Flop: (12,880) A

7

A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 3,900, SB calls 3,900

Turn: (20,680) 8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (20,680) 8

(2 players)
SB bets 11,100, Hero calls 11,100

Results:



Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 106,164 (176.9 bb)
BTN: 1,240 (2.1 bb)
SB: 10,978 (18.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 18,564 (30.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

K

CO raises to 1,800, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,200

Flop: (4,180) 3

K

J

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 2,100, Hero calls 2,100

Turn: (8,380) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (8,380) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 14,594 and is all-in, CO folds

Results:



Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 102,264 (170.4 bb)
BTN: 60 (0.1 bb)
SB: 10,978 (18.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 23,644 (39.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

8

CO raises to 1,800, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,200

Flop: (4,170) 7

A

3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (4,170) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Hero bets 3,300, CO raises to 8,100, Hero calls 4,800

River: (20,370) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Hero checks, CO bets 15,600, Hero calls 13,674 and is all-in

Results:

И уебал его снизу - это ж надо такому мудаку так раздать, и чтоб такой как я его переехал. Шейнберг отвлеся что-ль.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 85,468 (122.1 bb)
BB: 36,859 (52.7 bb)
CO: 14,823 (21.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 41,503 (59.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

Q

CO folds, Hero raises to 1,750, SB raises to 3,850, BB folds, Hero raises to 41,418 and is all-in, SB calls 37,568

Flop: (83,876) Q

3

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (83,876) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (83,876) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

ОООООО, опять братку Песагну с Бразилили, с пикой, подсадили в нокауте - надо бы его шарахнуть.

Братуха Песагно подтвердил звездное звание "Ебанат" проблефовавшись в автоответчика

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 20,024 (66.7 bb)
Hero (CO): 33,872 (112.9 bb)
BTN: 7,739 (25.8 bb)
SB: 9,062 (30.2 bb)
BB: 8,430 (28.1 bb)
UTG+2: 9,543 (31.8 bb)
MP1: 27,088 (90.3 bb)
MP2: 9,575 (31.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

6

2 folds, MP2 raises to 600, 3 folds, SB calls 450, BB folds

Flop: (1,700) T

5

2

(2 players)
SB checks, MP2 bets 900, SB calls 900

Turn: (3,500) T

(2 players)
SB checks, MP2 checks

River: (3,500) T

(2 players)
SB bets 1,700, MP2 raises to 8,050 and is all-in, SB calls 5,837 and is all-in

Results:

Подстава в биге-27 1010 в тузы на блайндах.

Охуеть, когда же это закончится блевотина.

Goban899 @ 25.10.2012
Охуеть, когда же это закончится блевотина.

Только вместе с покером.. ))

simfer1403 - ебаная тильтованая хохляцкая макака

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 3,248 (21.7 bb)
BB: 9,156 (61 bb)
UTG+1: 3,540 (23.6 bb)
UTG+2: 4,660 (31.1 bb)
MP1: 6,217 (41.4 bb)
MP2: 10,192 (67.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 4,385 (29.2 bb)
CO: 3,137 (20.9 bb)
BTN: 4,954 (33 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

A

4 folds, Hero raises to 450, 3 folds, BB raises to 1,650, Hero raises to 4,365 and is all-in, BB calls 2,715

Flop: (8,985) T

6

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,985) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,985) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Опять хуй а не стек на предфиналку

Сука ну пидорасы вы ебаные - опять проебаной макаке влетел - ну в одном турнире из всей загрузки можно без этого говна.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 69,010 (23 bb)
MP2: 119,493 (39.8 bb)
MP3: 56,504 (18.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 64,854 (21.6 bb)
BTN: 187,714 (62.6 bb)
SB: 91,113 (30.4 bb)
BB: 22,883 (7.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

J

3 folds, Hero raises to 6,300, BTN calls 6,300, 2 folds

Flop: (19,725) 5

A

K

(2 players)
Hero bets 9,000, BTN raises to 36,000, Hero raises to 58,179 and is all-in, BTN calls 22,179

Turn: (136,083) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (136,083) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Сыграл раздачу плохо - а вышло нормально

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,456 (17.3 bb)
MP1: 8,325 (41.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 8,252 (41.3 bb)
MP3: 3,448 (17.2 bb)
CO: 8,912 (44.6 bb)
BTN: 4,032 (20.2 bb)
SB: 6,916 (34.6 bb)
BB: 3,360 (16.8 bb)
UTG+1: 15,850 (79.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 446, 2 folds, Hero calls 446, 5 folds

Flop: (1,192) A

5

8

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 700, UTG+1 calls 700

Turn: (2,592) A

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 1,100, UTG+1 calls 1,100

River: (4,792) 4

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 2,000, UTG+1 calls 2,000

Results:

Охуууууууееееееть.
Выставления в трех ключевых раздачах в трех турнирах на королях против туза - все три раза туз на доске.
Даже в ебаном шотстеке - хуй а не стк на финалку. Зачем так в наглую палиться этот пидорасник. Как бы сломать этот аппарат.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 19,936 (24.9 bb)
MP1: 13,447 (16.8 bb)
MP2: 18,927 (23.7 bb)
MP3: 28,538 (35.7 bb)
CO: 10,633 (13.3 bb)
BTN: 8,831 (11 bb)
Hero (SB): 11,998 (15 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

3 folds, CO raises to 10,558 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero raises to 11,923 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (22,441) 2

A

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (22,441) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (22,441) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Тоже прада закалечил британца.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 19,926 (12.5 bb)
BB: 82,437 (51.5 bb)
UTG+2: 4,106 (2.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): 51,934 (32.5 bb)
MP2: 22,282 (13.9 bb)
MP3: 79,528 (49.7 bb)
CO: 15,983 (10 bb)
BTN: 29,204 (18.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

A

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 3,360, MP2 raises to 9,600, 5 folds, Hero raises to 51,784 and is all-in, MP2 calls 12,532 and is all-in

Flop: (47,864) 9

A

A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (47,864) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (47,864) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 2,110 (70.3 bb)
UTG+2: 2,850 (95 bb)
MP1: 3,005 (100.2 bb)
MP2: 3,100 (103.3 bb)
MP3: 3,550 (118.3 bb)
CO: 2,585 (86.2 bb)
BTN: 2,975 (99.2 bb)
SB: 3,815 (127.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

4

4 folds, CO raises to 60, 2 folds, Hero calls 30

Flop: (135) 8

2

4

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (135) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 150, CO raises to 300, Hero raises to 2,050 and is all-in, CO calls 1,750

River: (4,235) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

rtealllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 21,457 (17.9 bb)
MP1: 114,533 (95.4 bb)
MP2: 115,289 (96.1 bb)
MP3: 38,902 (32.4 bb)
CO: 92,033 (76.7 bb)
BTN: 70,586 (58.8 bb)
SB: 39,413 (32.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

T

MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 2,400, MP3 calls 2,400, CO calls 2,400, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,200

Flop: (11,075) 6

Q

K

(4 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, CO checks

Turn: (11,075) 5

(4 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 1,200, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,200

River: (13,475) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 3,600, Hero calls 3,600

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 63,677 (25.5 bb)
BTN: 79,174 (31.7 bb)
SB: 90,708 (36.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 94,388 (37.8 bb)
MP1: 40,020 (16 bb)
MP2: 63,614 (25.4 bb)
MP3: 52,817 (21.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

Q

5 folds, SB raises to 5,000, Hero calls 2,500

Flop: (11,750) 6

A

Q

(2 players)
SB bets 5,000, Hero calls 5,000

Turn: (21,750) 9

(2 players)
SB bets 7,500, Hero calls 7,500

River: (36,750) 2

(2 players)
SB bets 7,500, Hero calls 7,500

Results:

давай тащи)) желательно все 4 тура ))