Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

тот самый ребайник.
И с хуя ли я не удивлен.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (2,500/5,000 blinds, 800 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 184,924 (37 bb)
MP1: 313,924 (62.8 bb)
MP2: 90,672 (18.1 bb)
MP3: 121,821 (24.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 47,982 (9.6 bb)
BTN: 161,434 (32.3 bb)
SB: 74,880 (15 bb)
BB: 40,160 (8 bb)
UTG+1: 160,771 (32.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 12,500, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 12,500, 2 folds, Hero raises to 47,182 and is all-in, 4 folds, MP1 calls 34,682

Flop: (121,564) J

T

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (121,564) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (121,564) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Keles_star, тащи ребайник

Мда, с таким фартом и на свободе - интересно - я экслюзивный еблан такой - или еще есть - надо клуб создать что-ль.

Goban899 @ 22.10.2012
Keles_star, тащи ребайник

постараюсь.

Goban899 @ 22.10.2012
Мда, с таким фартом и на свободе - интересно - я экслюзивный еблан такой - или еще есть - надо клуб создать что-ль.

я такойже,в полном серёзе говорю,если что можно посмореть раздачи в моей теме мтт марафон. Тоже самое творится.
upd: смог только до 4го места отлакбоксить,потом уже лак кончился))

Почаще бы так

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 3,732 (31.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,200 (18.3 bb)
MP1: 5,237 (43.6 bb)
MP2: 2,695 (22.5 bb)
MP3: 4,980 (41.5 bb)
CO: 7,296 (60.8 bb)
BTN: 3,065 (25.5 bb)
SB: 7,115 (59.3 bb)
BB: 2,020 (16.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 9

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 300, 6 folds, BB raises to 2,005 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,705

Flop: (4,205) 5

A

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,205) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,205) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

И вот так

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 6,562 (21.9 bb)
UTG+2: 7,592 (25.3 bb)
MP1: 2,425 (8.1 bb)
Hero (MP2): 6,565 (21.9 bb)
MP3: 20,743 (69.1 bb)
CO: 9,909 (33 bb)
BTN: 7,457 (24.9 bb)
SB: 14,119 (47.1 bb)
BB: 19,035 (63.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

Q

3 folds, Hero raises to 750, 3 folds, SB calls 600, BB folds

Flop: (2,160) 2

5

J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,350, SB calls 1,350

Turn: (4,860) T

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 4,425 and is all-in, SB calls 4,425

River: (13,710) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Эх ебать, как я за эти две первые раздачи расплачиваюсь - вот это ебелька стоит - добивает аппаратик последние копейки

Чет по его игре не понял где там оллин

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,763 (15.1 bb)
MP1: 7,400 (29.6 bb)
MP2: 23,741 (95 bb)
MP3: 29,688 (118.8 bb)
CO: 1,600 (6.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 10,495 (42 bb)
SB: 10,561 (42.2 bb)
BB: 4,586 (18.3 bb)
UTG+1: 50,383 (201.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

Q

6 folds, Hero raises to 625, SB raises to 1,500, BB folds, Hero calls 875

Flop: (3,520) J

K

7

(2 players)
SB bets 1,750, Hero calls 1,750

Turn: (7,020) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (7,020) T

(2 players)
SB bets 7,281 and is all-in, Hero calls 7,215 and is all-in

Results:

Даже на финалке ебаного говнонокаута, я не могу выиграть. Ебаная бразильская макака тащит.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 875 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 404,693 (57.8 bb)
MP2: 147,504 (21.1 bb)
MP3: 293,765 (42 bb)
Hero (CO): 198,913 (28.4 bb)
BTN: 73,823 (10.5 bb)
SB: 530,227 (75.7 bb)
BB: 77,891 (11.1 bb)
UTG+2: 787,184 (112.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

J

4 folds, Hero raises to 14,700, 2 folds, BB raises to 77,016 and is all-in, Hero calls 62,316

Flop: (164,532) 8

7

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (164,532) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (164,532) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Как меня в остальных "сореанованиях" ебут - в ломы постить - возможны обмороки в зале.
Да и уж внимания не обращаю на сегодня.

4ый. Первая живая рука - сразу на хуй. Что характерно, против этого нациста - хотел сбросить, несмотря на всю абсурдность такого желания.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 350,388 (35 bb)
Hero (BB): 213,588 (21.4 bb)
CO: 833,727 (83.4 bb)
BTN: 1,116,297 (111.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

Q

CO raises to 20,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 212,338 and is all-in, CO calls 192,338

Flop: (434,676) T

4

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (434,676) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (434,676) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Чето давно такого не было со мной - засрал нормальный турик с нормальным стеком.
Общий фон ебли иногда конечно сказывается

Не на хуй - это не покер, и даже не апаарат, это неёб-машинка. В аппарате процент отдачи есть вроде - тут нету.

Из прикола пихнул, подумал - не может же третий раз гатшот на ривере закрыться - хуя там - может.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 4,695 (39.1 bb)
CO: 5,555 (46.3 bb)
BTN: 5,583 (46.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,103 (25.9 bb)
BB: 2,777 (23.1 bb)
UTG+1: 4,539 (37.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,790 (23.3 bb)
MP1: 1,206 (10.1 bb)
MP2: 8,703 (72.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

J

6 folds, BTN calls 120, Hero raises to 300, BB folds, BTN calls 180

Flop: (855) 6

7

5

(2 players)
Hero bets 420, BTN calls 420

Turn: (1,695) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 960, BTN calls 960

River: (3,615) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,408 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,408

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 10,145 (84.5 bb)
Hero (MP3): 14,058 (117.2 bb)
CO: 24,554 (204.6 bb)
BTN: 15,726 (131.1 bb)
SB: 5,715 (47.6 bb)
BB: 5,965 (49.7 bb)
UTG+1: 7,996 (66.6 bb)
UTG+2: 13,502 (112.5 bb)
MP1: 35,609 (296.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 240, 2 folds, Hero calls 240, CO folds, BTN raises to 655, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 415, Hero calls 415

Flop: (2,280) J

8

K

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero checks, BTN bets 1,155, UTG+2 folds, Hero calls 1,155

Turn: (4,590) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 1,655, Hero calls 1,655

River: (7,900) K

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 12,246 and is all-in, Hero calls 10,578 and is all-in

Results:

Сразу чет не пихнул, но то на то и вышло, как вот интересно все же машинка раскладывает. Играешь одну раздачу оллином толком хуй пойми из скольки - и обязательно такие борды. Ой блять.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 6,397 (32 bb)
Hero (SB): 799 (4 bb)
BB: 14,595 (73 bb)
UTG+2: 14,326 (71.6 bb)
MP1: 6,882 (34.4 bb)
MP2: 24,488 (122.4 bb)
MP3: 2,735 (13.7 bb)
CO: 7,143 (35.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2

T

2 folds, MP2 raises to 520, 4 folds, BB calls 320

Flop: (1,340) K

Q

3

(2 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks

Turn: (1,340) 3

(2 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks

River: (1,340) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets 400, BB calls 400

Results:


Ну и собсно логичный аут - там если галочку поставили хоть выебись. Че может быть сб против бб - тол как КД в АК

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 5,997 (24 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,522 (10.1 bb)
BB: 12,988 (52 bb)
UTG+2: 20,463 (81.9 bb)
MP1: 7,307 (29.2 bb)
MP2: 22,566 (90.3 bb)
MP3: 2,235 (8.9 bb)
CO: 6,643 (26.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

Q

6 folds, Hero raises to 2,492 and is all-in, BB calls 2,242

Flop: (5,224) A

A

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,224) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,224) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

2р1а

swe_nor Исильдур хуев, так и знал, что если чекну - ебанет на ривере.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 9,045 (60.3 bb)
MP3: 10,455 (69.7 bb)
CO: 18,928 (126.2 bb)
BTN: 10,627 (70.8 bb)
SB: 5,235 (34.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 16,052 (107 bb)
UTG+2: 18,755 (125 bb)
MP1: 15,997 (106.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 300, CO calls 300, BTN calls 300, SB folds, Hero raises to 975, MP3 folds, CO calls 675, BTN calls 675

Flop: (3,460) J

J

8

(3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks

Turn: (3,460) 6

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,200, CO calls 1,200, BTN folds

River: (5,860) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 4,950, Hero calls 4,950

Results:

Я мож че не шарю - тут есть фолд?

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 26,470 (33.1 bb)
MP3: 63,689 (79.6 bb)
CO: 5,632 (7 bb)
BTN: 13,549 (16.9 bb)
SB: 52,378 (65.5 bb)
BB: 23,536 (29.4 bb)
UTG+1: 5,817 (7.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 15,414 (19.3 bb)
MP1: 2,464 (3.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 9

9

UTG+1 raises to 5,717 and is all-in, Hero raises to 15,314 and is all-in, 5 folds, SB calls 14,914, BB folds

Flop: (38,045) 2

J

T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (38,045) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (38,045) K

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

2р1а

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 8,290 (41.5 bb)
MP1: 8,300 (41.5 bb)
MP2: 6,503 (32.5 bb)
MP3: 9,097 (45.5 bb)
CO: 15,820 (79.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 25,782 (128.9 bb)
SB: 20,600 (103 bb)
BB: 11,187 (55.9 bb)
UTG+1: 16,732 (83.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

6 folds, Hero raises to 600, SB folds, BB calls 400

Flop: (1,525) T

J

Q

(2 players)
BB bets 10,562 and is all-in, Hero calls 10,562

Turn: (22,649) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (22,649) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Сука заебся со всякими уебанами делить. Суткаим или делю сижу - или въебываю 15-30ти процентам - охуеть веселье.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 3,018 (20.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,208 (14.7 bb)
MP1: 2,325 (15.5 bb)
MP2: 5,938 (39.6 bb)
MP3: 3,945 (26.3 bb)
CO: 8,820 (58.8 bb)
BTN: 4,110 (27.4 bb)
SB: 7,343 (49 bb)
BB: 5,684 (37.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K

Q

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 450, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 450, 5 folds

Flop: (1,305) 9

T

T

(2 players)
Hero bets 750, MP2 calls 750

Turn: (2,805) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 988 and is all-in, MP2 calls 988

River: (4,781) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

buzypuck, на нахуй

Такого бузипука по каре уебать дорогого стоит

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 3,903 (9.8 bb)
UTG+2: 12,246 (30.6 bb)
MP1: 10,350 (25.9 bb)
MP2: 9,957 (24.9 bb)
MP3: 6,845 (17.1 bb)
CO: 5,473 (13.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,525 (16.3 bb)
SB: 17,594 (44 bb)
BB: 18,214 (45.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 5

5

6 folds, Hero raises to 6,475 and is all-in, SB calls 6,275, BB folds

Flop: (13,800) 5

Q

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (13,800) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (13,800) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: