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Last Warning!!!

This is definitely the last chance that you get. If we find the especially the kitchen and the bathrooms in the same conditions like last Monday, we give you notice you have to move out of the house.

In 4 years we've never seen, that the kitchen and the shower areas were so filthy dirty and grotty, just as you left it. My wife needed 10 — in words TEN! — hours to clean only the kitchen. Everything was totally oily and dirty, the microwave, the oven, the refrigerator and of course the ground and not to forget especially the hob and the sink. Even inside the outlet were some food residues left. What would you say, when you open the door of your kitchen and millions of small flies are flying around, 'cause all the trash was left in open rubbish bins and the smell was so strong that we needed to keep the doors for 3 days open to get it out. This is absolutely disgusting and not acceptable!

Furthermore both showers and shower cabins have been displaced by shampoo and shower gel residuals, particular the new shower cabin in the big bathroom looked not like 3 weeks old, it looked like 3 years old! And you know why the water flew out? Guess what! The drainpipe was blogged up by personal muck!
It is definitely either my duty nor my wife's duty, nor any housemaids duty to care about problems caused by your own lazy behavior!
There's obviously a big misunderstanding regarding the service and your basic obligations to keep the house in proper conditions. Just as we told you, you don't need to care about the garden, the parking place, the pools the ground (as long it gets dirty by natural weather conditions), the windows and the common dust, but.. and this is the point we have absolutely no understanding fo... you use the kitchen and of course it is your obligation to clean it after that and don't wait for maximum a week until a house maid is coming around.

You have 4 options:
1.) You cook, straight after you clean up all the things you used, incl. oven, microwave, sink for sure the hob and if necessary the ground too. The same counts for the showers and shower cabins. It will never get in our mind, why obviously no one of you is able to take a sponge in your hand and clean it up in ten seconds. For the refrigerator the same, as long as it gets dirty in 'normal' ways, it can be cleaned by the housemaids, but not when you get is so dirty as it was last Monday. To hammer it home to you, not the housekeepers, nor my wife nor anybody is else is your slave, don't forget that! Before I forget it, from the moment on, one of YOU takes the waist out once every day! No fly pest anymore!
2.) You don't want to clean? Than have to pay a house keeper whon cleans after you for 1-2 hours EVERY day!
3.) Take shower outside and get your food in a restaurant.
4.) You move in a hotel with 24 hours room service, this house is difinitely the wrong place!

And there's another point that gets us apoplectic. Why the hell you cancel the house cleaning on Tuesday. The house was totally dirty and we've been waiting for the ladies, after no one came around we called them and they told us they're not in Phuket, because YOU cancel their job. The house is dirty, the house is stinky and you don't want to get it clean? What is wrong with you and what's going on in your mind? Do you like to live on a disposal site? No problem, do what you want, but our house is definitely not a scrap heap!

And finally the last points... what have you don with the induction hob and the worktop here in the kitchen???
Regarding the induction top, I told you already you can use it only with special pots made for these hobs, obviously you didn't liste. I called a technician from Haefele already and that what I supposed it can't be fixed anymore, so it has to be replaced! And the worktop... that shows us exactly how less you care about other people properties! It can accidentally get a scratch, but you scratched it several times again and again and again. Are you blind? Don't you see what you've done? Of course you pay for a new worktop! I'll get the quotation next week.

I'll come next Tuesday around and trust me, if particular the bathrooms and the kitchen is not in absolutely the same conditions as you see it here right here and now. Take me up at my word, it has to be in exactly the same conditions, otherwise you'll have to move out and there's no further chance at all. Guess no other landlord would be so patient, but our patience is definitely over too.

Oh stop, almost forgotten... my wife told you already that have to take the black sideboard inside of one of the rooms, 'cause rain season is coming up the water will destroy the board. So why you didn't care about it??? Argggghhhhhhhh, I am not able to express how upset I am and how much I regret, to give the house for rent to YOU. Anyway, you don't care about other peoples properties, we don't care about you! You take the consequences!

The landlords
Carsten & Supranee Koch

разрушает отношение к светлым вещам и в чашке чая расходится столовая ложка дегтя. Я ненавижу себярусский реп за это