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Бля... ну вот что за замес Хотел сожрать короткого, а вышло глупо

5k за 2.20$

100/200 Blinds 25 Ante (9 handed)

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UTG+1 (t6816)
MP1 (t2335)
MP2 (t10333)
Hero (MP3) (t5875)
CO (t9581)
Button (t6685)
SB (t2415)
BB (t60)
UTG (t2683)

Hero's M: 11.19

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

, J

2 folds, MP1 bets t600, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1800, CO raises to t7800, Button calls t6660 (All-In), 2 folds, MP1 calls t1710 (All-In), 1 fold

Flop: (t17790) 9

, 8

, J

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t17790) 5

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t17790) 3

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t17790

Main pot: t9090 between MP1, CO and Button, won by MP1
Side pot 1: t8700 between CO and Button, won by CO

Results:

Блин, не смог выкинуть

Аут из 6k за 1.10$ Ребай Турбо

6000/12000 Blinds 1200 Ante (9 handed)

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MP3 (t90824)
CO (t90820)
Button (t44313)
SB (t107086)
Hero (BB) (t79837)
UTG (t182668)
UTG+1 (t214661)
MP1 (t451738)
MP2 (t144666)

Hero's M: 2.77

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

, J

3 folds, MP2 calls t12000, 1 fold, CO bets t24000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t78637 (All-In), 1 fold, CO calls t54637

Flop: (t186074) Q

, 7

, 6

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t186074) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t186074) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t186074

Main pot: t186074 between CO and Hero, won by CO

Results:

116-е место, призы 11.44$.

Перерыв, чтобы сбегать в туалет - бесценно.

Олололололо Ждал всю ночь не мог дождаться флеша, надо же, пришёл, только вот в извращённом виде Опп фиш, мне показалось, что он тащит либо флеш-дро (как и я), либо стрит-дро, ну и вколил.

4k за 2.20$ 1R1A

125/250 Blinds 30 Ante (9 handed)

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UTG+1 (t39663)
MP1 (t6968)
Hero (MP2) (t11942)
MP3 (t32793)
CO (t16341)
Button (t34080)
SB (t11466)
BB (t11090)
UTG (t7930)

Hero's M: 18.51

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

, 9

3 folds, Hero bets t550, 3 folds, SB calls t425, BB calls t300

Flop: (t1920) K

, 3

, 10

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t1920) 10

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets t880, SB calls t880, 1 fold

River: (t3680) 10

(2 players)
SB bets t1500, Hero calls t1500

Total pot: t6680

Main pot: t6680 between Hero and SB, won by Hero

Results:

Ахахахаха, ну блять, что кроме истерического хохота может вызвать подобная раздача? Сколько можно сдавать такую херню?!!!!!

Аут из 1k за 1.10$ Ребай 6-max

75/150 Blinds (6 handed)

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Hero (MP) (t5835)
CO (t6735)
Button (t4128)
SB (t3600)
BB (t32850)
UTG (t4705)

Hero's M: 25.93

Preflop: Hero is MP with K

, K

1 fold, Hero bets t400, 2 folds, SB calls t325, BB calls t250

Flop: (t1200) 3

, 5

, 2

(3 players)
SB bets t600, BB raises to t2700, Hero raises to t5435 (All-In), SB calls t2600 (All-In), BB calls t2735

Turn: (t15270) 4

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t15270) 4

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t15270
Main pot: t10800 between Hero, SB and BB, won by BB
Side pot 1: t4470 between Hero and BB, won by BB

Results:

Это просто фантастический пиздец.

Сукины дети За 100 рук первая приличная и вылет

Аут из 4k за 2.20$ 1R1A

250/500 Blinds 60 Ante (8 handed)

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UTG+1 (t28316)
MP1 (t59700)
Hero (MP2) (t10051)
CO (t35121)
Button (t42571)
SB (t10625)
BB (t30275)
UTG (t28409)

Hero's M: 8.17

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

, Q

2 folds, MP1 calls t500, Hero bets t9991 (All-In), 4 folds, MP1 calls t9491

Flop: (t21212) J

, 3

, 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t21212) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t21212) 9

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t21212

Main pot: t21212 between MP1 and Hero, won by MP1

Results:

Блять, не доезжает так не доезжает нигде

Аут из 500$ за 4.40$ Omaha H/L 4-max

4 players (stacks):
SB (53635)
BB (36412)
Hero (CO) (18737)
BTN (11300)
Blinds: 1000/2000

Pre-flop: (3000, 4 players) Hero is CO: , , ,
Hero raises to 4666, 2 folds, BB calls 2666

Flop: , , (10332, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 10332, BB calls 10332

Turn: (30996, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero raises to 3739 (All-in), BB calls 3739

River: (38474, 2 players, 1 All-in)

Final Pot: 38474

Results follows:

BB (big blind) showed [ ] and won (38474) with HI: two pair, Kings and Eights
Hero showed [ ] and lost with HI: two pair, Eights and Threes

12-е место, призы 23.34$.

Отчаянные ребяты

2k за 4.40$

20/40 Blinds (8 handed)

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Hero (UTG+1) (t6065)
MP1 (t2955)
MP2 (t2415)
CO (t1999)
Button (t2940)
SB (t8442)
BB (t7020)
UTG (t6540)

Hero's M: 101.08

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

, 8

1 fold, Hero calls t40, 2 folds, CO bets t80, 1 fold, SB calls t60, BB calls t40, Hero calls t40

Flop: (t320) 7

, A

, 8

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets t1919 (All-In), SB calls t1919, 1 fold, Hero raises to t4040, SB raises to t8362 (All-In), Hero calls t1945 (All-In)

Turn: (t14209) J

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t14209) 5

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t14209

Main pot: t6077 between Hero, CO and SB, won by CO
Side pot 1: t8132 between Hero and SB, won by Hero

Results:

Феерический парень, практически король блефа.

2k за 4.40$

20/40 Blinds (9 handed)

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Hero (SB) (t8092)
BB (t3775)
UTG (t3220)
UTG+1 (t5917)
MP1 (t2940)
MP2 (t2255)
MP3 (t1777)
CO (t6920)
Button (t6480)

Hero's M: 134.87

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

, 10

4 folds, MP3 calls t40, CO calls t40, 1 fold, Hero bets t160, 1 fold, MP3 calls t120, 1 fold

Flop: (t400) J

, 5

, 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks

Turn: (t400) A

(2 players)
Hero bets t250, MP3 calls t250

River: (t900) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets t560, Hero calls t560

Total pot: t2020

Main pot: t2020 between Hero and MP3, won by Hero

Results:

Аут из 2.5k за 2.20$ Турбо в 2 захода:

И раз

75/150 Blinds 20 Ante (9 handed)

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UTG (t4813)
UTG+1 (t4590)
MP1 (t2532)
MP2 (t4231)
MP3 (t12475)
CO (t1409)
Hero (Button) (t3120)
SB (t1520)
BB (t1285)

Hero's M: 7.70

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5

, 5

6 folds, Hero bets t3100 (All-In), SB calls t1425 (All-In), 1 fold

Flop: (t3330) 6

, 3

, 3

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t3330) 7

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t3330) 9

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t3330
Main pot: t3330 between Hero and SB, won by SB

Results:
Hero had 5

, 5

(two pair, fives and threes).
SB had K

, K

(two pair, Kings and threes).
Outcome: SB won t3330

Казалось бы, откуда на МБ короли?


И два:

75/150 Blinds 20 Ante (9 handed)

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BB (t4793)
UTG (t4570)
UTG+1 (t2512)
MP1 (t4211)
MP2 (t12455)
MP3 (t1389)
Hero (CO) (t1600)
Button (t3330)
SB (t1115)

Hero's M: 3.95

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, A

UTG calls t150, UTG+1 bets t2492 (All-In), 2 folds, MP3 calls t1369 (All-In), Hero calls t1580 (All-In), 4 folds

Flop: (t5084) 3

, J

, 9

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t5084) 10

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t5084) 10

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t5084

Main pot: t4662 between UTG+1, MP3 and Hero, won by UTG+1
Side pot 1: t422 between UTG+1 and Hero, won by UTG+1

Results:
UTG+1 had A

, 10

(three of a kind, tens).
MP3 had Q

, Q

(two pair, Queens and tens).
Hero had A

, A

(two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: UTG+1 won t5084

На микро какие-то боты играют: лимпят строго 22+ KT+ QT+ в УТГ, в них рейз, они колл Опп Casinoboy24.

100/200 Blinds 25 Ante (9 handed)

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Hero (MP1) (t7973)
MP2 (t3648)
MP3 (t7221)
CO (t5637)
Button (t14857)
SB (t3525)
BB (t15061)
UTG (t6730)
UTG+1 (t2827)

Hero's M: 15.19

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

, Q

UTG calls t200, 1 fold, Hero bets t660, 6 folds, UTG calls t460

Flop: (t1845) 5

, 3

, 7

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t1845) 8

(2 players)
UTG bets t1000, Hero calls t1000

River: (t3845) 10

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Total pot: t3845

Main pot: t3845 between Hero and UTG, won by Hero

Results:

Соседи заипали дрелить стены

Да пошло оно в одно место

Аут из 2k за 4.40$

300/600 Blinds 70 Ante (8 handed)

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Hero (UTG) (t6608)
UTG+1 (t11995)
MP1 (t15417)
MP2 (t85006)
CO (t23326)
Button (t17564)
SB (t7138)
BB (t19773)

Hero's M: 4.53

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J

, J

Hero bets t6538 (All-In), UTG+1 raises to t11925 (All-In), 6 folds

Flop: (t14536) Q

, 4

, 6

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t14536) 8

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t14536) 5

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t14536

Main pot: t14536 between Hero and UTG+1, won by UTG+1

Results:

Классика:))

Планы на вечер:

- выиграть 5k за 5.50$, начало в 21.00, аут вне ИТМ.
- выиграть 5k за 3.30$, начало в 22.00, аут вне ИТМ.
- выиграть 3k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap, начало в 23.45, аут вне ИТМ.
- выиграть 5k за 2.20$, начало в 00.15, аут вне ИТМ.
- выиграть 4k за 2.75$, начало в 01.00, аут в ИТМ, призы 4.04$.
- выиграть 1k за 4.40$ 1000 Cap, начало в 03.40, аут вне ИТМ.

Итого пока что вложено: 23.65$. Призовых 0.

Епте, заколдколил ... Решил, что на 3-бет этот парень отвалится, ну и едва не вылетел

5k за 5.50$

50/100 Blinds (9 handed)

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SB (t6495)
BB (t3150)
UTG (t5691)
UTG+1 (t5679)
Hero (MP1) (t2825)
MP2 (t3300)
MP3 (t2762)
CO (t6388)
Button (t2605)

Hero's M: 18.83

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

, K

UTG bets t238, 1 fold, Hero calls t238, 6 folds

Flop: (t626) 4

, 4

, 6

(2 players)
UTG bets t287, Hero raises to t600, UTG raises to t1439, Hero raises to t2587 (All-In), UTG calls t1148

Turn: (t5800) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5800) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5800

Main pot: t5800 between UTG and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Без злоключений

5k за 5.50$

100/200 Blinds (9 handed)

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CO (t14975)
Button (t1756)
SB (t5660)
BB (t5224)
Hero (UTG) (t5400)
UTG+1 (t2825)
MP1 (t5880)
MP2 (t13802)
MP3 (t4815)

Hero's M: 18.00

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A

, K

Hero bets t550, UTG+1 raises to t2825 (All-In), 7 folds, Hero calls t2275

Flop: (t5950) 10

, A

, K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t5950) Q

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5950) 9

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5950

Main pot: t5950 between Hero and UTG+1, won by Hero

Results:

Это карма

Аут из 5k за 5.50$

300/600 Blinds 50 Ante (9 handed)

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CO (t7878)
Button (t49445)
SB (t15440)
BB (t23430)
UTG (t12799)
UTG+1 (t18361)
MP1 (t7978)
MP2 (t14876)
Hero (MP3) (t4100)

Hero's M: 3.04

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

, 9

4 folds, Hero bets t4050 (All-In), 3 folds, BB calls t3450

Flop: (t8850) 4

, 3

, 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t8850) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t8850) 9

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t8850

Main pot: t8850 between BB and Hero, won by BB

Results:
BB had Q

, Q

(one pair, Queens).
Hero had A

, 9

(one pair, nines).
Outcome: BB won t8850

Блять, да что за херня?!!!!!!!!

Аут из 5k за 3.30$

150/300 Blinds 40 Ante (9 handed)

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SB (t8991)
BB (t18610)
UTG (t15289)
UTG+1 (t4186)
MP1 (t10178)
MP2 (t1384)
MP3 (t13253)
CO (t3675)
Hero (Button) (t5934)

Hero's M: 7.33

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9

, 9

6 folds, Hero bets t5894 (All-In), SB raises to t8951 (All-In), 1 fold

Flop: (t12448) 5

, 8

, Q

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t12448) 4

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t12448) 5

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t12448

Main pot: t12448 between SB and Hero, won by SB

Results:
Hero had 9

, 9

(two pair, nines and fives).
SB had K

, K

(two pair, Kings and fives).
Outcome: SB won t12448

Ну сука блять!

Аут из 3k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap

75/150 Blinds 20 Ante (9 handed)

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UTG (t3115)
UTG+1 (t7660)
MP1 (t4695)
MP2 (t14793)
MP3 (t4051)
CO (t5535)
Button (t6791)
Hero (SB) (t2202)
BB (t4717)

Hero's M: 5.44

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

, 7

7 folds, Hero bets t2182 (All-In), BB calls t2032

Flop: (t4544) 5

, A

, 6

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t4544) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t4544) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t4544

Main pot: t4544 between Hero and BB, won by BB

Results:

Аааааа, суки, у меня ни хера не короли и не тузы, у меня корол-шесть одномастные бля!

5k за 2.20$

50/100 Blinds 10 Ante (9 handed)

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UTG (t5730)
UTG+1 (t3065)
MP1 (t8541)
Hero (MP2) (t13917)
MP3 (t4348)
CO (t12767)
Button (t15343)
SB (t4832)
BB (t3600)

Hero's M: 57.99

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6

, K

3 folds, Hero bets t280, 4 folds, BB calls t180

Flop: (t700) 7

, 4

, 3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t700) 5

(2 players)
BB bets t100, Hero raises to t400, BB raises to t800, Hero raises to t13627 (All-In), BB calls t2510 (All-In)

River: (t7320) J

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t7320

Main pot: t7320 between Hero and BB, won by Hero

Results: