Нет предела!

Только не девять, только не девять!!!

Похоже, намечается попытка № 2 за последние 4 дня успешно финишировать в Биге за 11$ (тьфу-тьфу).

60k за 11$

900/1,800 Blinds 225 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (BB) (t104,235)
UTG (t90,392)
UTG+1 (t50,741)
MP1 (t19,324)
MP2 (t152,706)
MP3 (t56,725)
CO (t76,396)
Button (t6,510)
SB (t31,368)

Hero's M: 22.06

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

, K

UTG bets t5,400, 4 folds, CO raises to t10,800, 2 folds, Hero raises to t25,200, 1 fold, CO raises to t76,171 (All-In), Hero calls t50,971

Flop: (t160,667) J

, J

, 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t160,667) 4

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t160,667) 6

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t160,667

Main pot: t160,667 between Hero and CO, won by Hero

Results below:
Hero had K

, K

(two pair, Kings and Jacks).
CO had 9

, 9

(two pair, Jacks and nines).
Outcome: Hero won t160,667

Похоже, карнвал откладывается. Подсадили за стол фишегрека и первой же рукой получаю от него 3-бет с ББ. Сцука!

60k за 11$

1,200/2,400 Blinds 300 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (CO) (t172,156)
Button (t57,117)
SB (t43,787)
BB (t61,088)
UTG (t257,012)
UTG+1 (t16,991)
MP1 (t120,882)
MP2 (t62,918)
MP3 (t26,893)

Hero's M: 27.33

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8

, 8

5 folds, Hero bets t4,800, 2 folds, BB raises to t10,000, Hero raises to t21,600, BB raises to t60,788 (All-In), Hero calls t39,188

Flop: (t125,476) 9

, 3

, 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t125,476) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t125,476) 7

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t125,476

Main pot: t125,476 between Hero and BB, won by BB

Results below:
BB had A

, A

(one pair, Aces).
Hero had 8

, 8

(one pair, eights).
Outcome: BB won t125,476

Точно сглазил

60k за 11$

1,600/3,200 Blinds 400 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (UTG+1) (t93,468)
MP1 (t36,067)
MP2 (t125,378)
MP3 (t103,476)
CO (t248,712)
Button (t389,073)
SB (t122,532)
BB (t50,618)
UTG (t135,770)

Hero's M: 11.13

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 10

, K

1 fold, Hero bets t6,400, MP1 calls t6,400, 6 folds

Flop: (t21,200) Q

, 3

, K

(2 players)
Hero bets t7,500, MP1 calls t7,500

Turn: (t36,200) 10

(2 players)
Hero bets t12,200, MP1 raises to t21,767 (All-In), Hero calls t9,567

River: (t79,734) A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t79,734

Main pot: t79,734 between Hero and MP1, won by MP1

Results below:
Hero had 10

, K

(two pair, Kings and tens).
MP1 had 3

, 3

(three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: MP1 won t79,734

Чуть погодя вообще вылетел. Жесть.

Сука, как бы яхотел уметь превращать фишару-педрилу-ебаната в живвотное, а то, что он делает в его мочу или говно, чтобы взять за шкирку эту падлу и протащить его блядской мордой по этой луже, чтобы безмозглая скотина наконец-то осознала, какую хуйню она творит.

В данном примере я про английского безмозглого дэбила badger1888, который играет вот так:

2k за 4.40$

300/600 Blinds 70 Ante (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

SB (t13,202)
BB (t15,256)
UTG (t49,279)
Hero (UTG+1) (t25,552)
MP1 (t24,640)
MP2 (t6,955)
CO (t37,127)
Button (t23,304)

Hero's M: 17.50

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

, A

UTG calls t600, Hero bets t2,000, 5 folds, BB calls t1,400, 1 fold

Flop: (t5,460) K

, 10

, J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t3,600, BB calls t3,600

Turn: (t12,660) 3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t9,600, BB calls t9,586 (All-In)

River: (t31,832) 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t31,832

Main pot: t31,832 between BB and Hero, won by BB

Results below:
BB had 8

, K

(two pair, Kings and eights).
Hero had A

, A

(one pair, Aces).
Outcome: BB won t31,832

И это блять в топ-50. Мразота.

Цитата (grenka666 @ 3.7.2013)
Сука, как бы яхотел уметь превращать фишару-педрилу-ебаната в живвотное, а то, что он делает в его мочу или говно, чтобы взять за шкирку эту падлу и протащить его блядской мордой по этой луже, чтобы безмозглая скотина наконец-то осознала, какую хуйню она творит.

Какой великолепный пассаж. Автору респект. Такой талантище...
Не зря автор называет свой блог - "Нет предела!".

Этот пассаж особенно мило выглядит на фоне того, что сам автор является фишом)

Цитата (Olegg_JTT @ 3.7.2013)
Этот пассаж особенно мило выглядит на фоне того, что сам автор является фишом)

Олежа, зависть - смертный грех

Итак, поехали. В планах на вечер:

1. Кепка за 4.40$.
2. Биг за 8.80$.
3. Кепка за 5.50$.
4. 5k за 5.50$.
5. Биг за 11$.
6. Кепка за 4.40$.
7. Кепка за 5.50$.

Дальше будет видно, ночь длинна и полна ужасов

Итак, представляем участников вечера. Охуенный игрок из Польши rutys666, пушающий каждую вторую руку в Биге за 8.80$:

20/40 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (MP2) (t2,940)
MP3 (t3,215)
CO (t2,940)
Button (t4,230)
SB (t5,135)
BB (t3,100)
UTG (t2,665)
UTG+1 (t3,240)
MP1 (t3,420)

Hero's M: 49.00

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 10

, 10

1 fold, UTG+1 bets t3,240 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls t2,940 (All-In), 5 folds

Flop: (t5,940) 3

, K

, 10

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t5,940) 5

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t5,940) 6

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t5,940

Main pot: t5,940 between Hero and UTG+1, won by Hero

Results below:
UTG+1 had 3

, 3

(three of a kind, threes).
Hero had 10

, 10

(three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero won t5,940

Nice player!

Пиздец, такой уебанский вылет из Бига за 8.80$ Опп кем-то заведенный новый аккаунт Alex12373, уж больно сцука шаристый для новичка-швейцарца.

125/250 Blinds 30 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 (t6,467)
MP3 (t17,537)
CO (t11,386)
Button (t9,785)
SB (t2,720)
BB (t2,820)
UTG (t2,970)
UTG+1 (t26,015)
Hero (MP1) (t17,418)

Hero's M: 27.00

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 10

, 10

1 fold, UTG+1 bets t500, Hero calls t500, 5 folds, BB calls t250

Flop: (t1,895) 6

, 7

, 10

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets t1,000, Hero raises to t3,000, BB calls t2,290 (All-In), UTG+1 raises to t8,250, Hero raises to t16,888 (All-In), UTG+1 calls t8,638

Turn: (t37,961) Q

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t37,961) 5

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t37,961

Main pot: t8,765 between BB, UTG+1 and Hero, won by UTG+1
Side pot 1: t29,196 between UTG+1 and Hero, won by UTG+1

Results below:
BB had 5

, 4

(one pair, fives).
UTG+1 had 9

, 8

(straight, ten high).
Hero had 10

, 10

(three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: UTG+1 won t37,961

Следующий бравый герой нашего повествования - китайский хронический лимпоколлофиш с ВПИП под 70% (точнее не знаю, ХМ нету) setadmin.

Кепка за 5.50$

350/700 Blinds 85 Ante (7 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 (t27,796)
MP2 (t9,320)
CO (t9,386)
Button (t25,901)
Hero (SB) (t16,910)
BB (t12,928)
UTG (t13,409)

Hero's M: 10.28

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

, 7

4 folds, Button calls t700, Hero calls t350, BB checks

Flop: (t2,695) 5

, 10

, 6

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, Button bets t700, Hero calls t700, 1 fold

Turn: (t4,095) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t1,700, Hero raises to t4,900, Button calls t3,200

River: (t13,895) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets t10,525 (All-In), Button calls t10,525

Total pot: t34,945

Main pot: t34,945 between Button and Hero, won by Hero

Results below:
Button had A

, 10

(two pair, tens and sixes).
Hero had 8

, 7

(straight, ten high).
Outcome: Hero won t34,945

Та-ба-дам! Игрок получает медаль за особую упертость.

Сцука, Биг за 11$ бесславно провален

40/80 Blinds 10 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t2,715)
MP1 (t3,340)
Hero (MP2) (t2,635)
MP3 (t2,245)
CO (t8,870)
Button (t5,835)
SB (t1,400)
BB (t13,225)
UTG (t3,475)

Hero's M: 12.55

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 9

, 9

3 folds, Hero bets t190, MP3 calls t190, CO calls t190, 2 folds, BB calls t110

Flop: (t890) 6

, 5

, 3

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t450, MP3 raises to t2,045 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls t1,595

Turn: (t4,980) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t4,980) A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t4,980

Main pot: t4,980 between Hero and MP3, won by MP3

Results below:
Hero had 9

, 9

(one pair, nines).
MP3 had 3

, 3

(three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: MP3 won t4,980

Блять, затрахала эта хрень, вылетел из кепки за 4.40$ на 19-м месте

1,250/2,500 Blinds 310 Ante (7 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

BB (t86,720)
UTG (t257,776)
MP1 (t125,754)
MP2 (t22,896)
Hero (CO) (t35,270)
Button (t53,448)
SB (t155,520)

Hero's M: 5.96

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

, J

2 folds, MP2 bets t22,586 (All-In), Hero raises to t34,960 (All-In), 3 folds

Flop: (t51,092) 5

, 5

, A

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t51,092) 9

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t51,092) Q

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t51,092

Main pot: t51,092 between MP2 and Hero, won by MP2

Results below:
MP2 had 7

, Q

(two pair, Queens and fives).
Hero had J

, J

(two pair, Jacks and fives).
Outcome: MP2 won t51,092

О блять, греческий нано-полудурок Petran205. Охуенная рука для того, чтобы ответить.

Кепке за 5.50$

700/1,400 Blinds 175 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP3 (t14,683)
CO (t30,800)
Button (t11,704)
SB (t30,883)
BB (t53,558)
UTG (t35,308)
Hero (UTG+1) (t39,300)
MP1 (t33,059)
MP2 (t77,095)

Hero's M: 10.69

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 10

, 10

1 fold, Hero bets t2,800, 6 folds, BB calls t1,400

Flop: (t7,875) 6

, A

, Q

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t2,999, BB calls t2,999

Turn: (t13,873) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t13,873) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Total pot: t13,873

Main pot: t13,873 between BB and Hero, won by BB

Results below:
BB had 5

, Q

(two pair, Queens and eights).
Hero didn't show 10

, 10

(nothing).
Outcome: BB won t13,873

Ебанько.

Blead Миссион инкомплит

9-е место в кепке за 5.50$

3,500/7,000 Blinds 875 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t200,357)
MP1 (t365,186)
MP2 (t267,755)
MP3 (t107,432)
CO (t207,072)
Button (t159,957)
Hero (SB) (t213,755)
BB (t83,550)
UTG (t50,936)

Hero's M: 11.63

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

, A

2 folds, MP1 bets t14,000, MP2 calls t14,000, 3 folds, Hero calls t10,500, 1 fold

Flop: (t56,875) K

, 3

, 10

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets t29,575, MP2 raises to t84,000, Hero raises to t198,880 (All-In), MP1 raises to t350,311 (All-In), MP2 calls t168,880 (All-In)

Turn: (t761,515) Q

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t761,515) 10

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t761,515

Main pot: t653,515 between MP1, MP2 and Hero, won by MP2
Side pot 1: t108,000 between MP1 and MP2, won by MP2

Results below:
Hero had K

, A

(two pair, Kings and tens).
MP1 had A

, A

(two pair, Aces and tens).
MP2 had 10

, 10

(four of a kind, tens).
Outcome: MP2 won t761,515

Как часто у МП2 после его рейза на флопе тут ты увидишь КВ-КД?

Забыл сказать, префлоп сыграно г.

Гренка, а ты все так же играешь QQ+ лимпом?)

А то прочитал сначала твои доводы по этому поводу, интересно спустя 2 года изменилась точка зрения? (после второй страницы перекрутил на последнюю)

П.с. судя по последней раздаче стиль не изменился, флоп бы никогда так не играл, но думаю в любом случаи не отскочил бы

Блять, в Биге за 27$ заманил фишару в банк

25/50 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (UTG) (t2,975)
UTG+1 (t5,695)
MP1 (t675)
MP2 (t3,090)
MP3 (t7,895)
CO (t3,050)
Button (t2,715)
SB (t4,600)
BB (t4,890)

Hero's M: 39.67

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A

, A

Hero bets t120, UTG+1 calls t120, MP1 raises to t675 (All-In), 6 folds, Hero calls t555, UTG+1 raises to t5,695 (All-In), Hero calls t2,300 (All-In)

Flop: (t6,700) 7

, 5

, 10

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t6,700) 10

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t6,700) 5

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t6,700

Main pot: t2,100 between Hero, UTG+1 and MP1, won by UTG+1
Side pot 1: t4,600 between Hero and UTG+1, won by UTG+1

Results below:
Hero had A

, A

(two pair, Aces and tens).
UTG+1 had A

, 10

(full house, tens over fives).
MP1 had A

, 7

(two pair, tens and sevens).
Outcome: UTG+1 won t6,700

Очень часто мне кажется, что я всегда проигрываю Ax<Kx

И какже меня заиали 3-бетить - откуда не откройся, лови блять 3-бет, бред какой-то. То телефоны кругом, то 3-бетеры.