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Планы на вечер:

- выиграть 5k за 5.50$, начало в 21.00, аут вне ИТМ.

- выиграть 5k за 3.30$, начало в 22.00, аут в ИТМ, призы 7.85$.

- выиграть 3k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap, начало в 23.45, аут вне ИТМ.

- выиграть 5k за 2.20$, начало в 00.15, аут вне ИТМ.

- выиграть 4k за 2.75$, начало в 01.00, аут вне ИТМ.

- выиграть 15k за 4.40$, начало в 01.30, аут вне ИТМ.

- выиграть 5k за 2.20$ 6-max Турбо, начало в 02.15, аут вне ИТМ.

- выиграть 5k за 2.20$, начало в 04.40, аут вне ИТМ.

Итого вложено и потрачено 28.45$.

Блин, терпеть не могу такие ситуации... Опп фиш, но раньше в донках замечен не был. Чё он там ставит, да ещё 2 улицы... епт.

5k за 5.50$

50/100 Blinds (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

BB (t6005)
UTG (t2670)
UTG+1 (t7354)
MP1 (t2579)
Hero (MP2) (t2775)
CO (t7154)
Button (t6048)
SB (t1670)

Hero's M: 18.50

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J

, J

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t100, 1 fold, Hero bets t350, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls t250

Flop: (t850) 4

, Q

, 5

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets t400, Hero calls t400

Turn: (t1650) 8

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets t900, Hero folds

Total pot: t1650

Results:

М-да, в 5k за 5.50$ совсем не заладилось, здесь опять же против того оппа

50/100 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

CO (t5855)
Button (t6278)
SB (t2900)
BB (t7954)
UTG (t3179)
Hero (UTG+1) (t2025)
MP1 (t7154)
MP2 (t6048)
MP3 (t1620)

Hero's M: 13.50

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

, 8

1 fold, Hero bets t220, MP1 calls t220, 3 folds, Button calls t220, 1 fold, BB calls t120

Flop: (t930) 5

, 5

, 9

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks, Button checks

Turn: (t930) 5

(4 players)
BB bets t300, Hero calls t300, 1 fold, Button calls t300

River: (t1830) 9

(3 players)
BB bets t600, Hero calls t600, Button calls t600

Total pot: t3630

Main pot: t3630 between Button, BB and Hero, won by BB

Results:

И потом аут:

75/150 Blinds (9 handed)
saw flop | saw showdown

BB (t5305)
UTG (t2858)
UTG+1 (t5925)
MP1 (t10889)
MP2 (t3029)
Hero (MP3) (t730)
CO (t5870)
Button (t6937)
SB (t1470)

Hero's M: 3.24

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

, A

1 fold, UTG+1 bets t450, 2 folds, Hero raises to t730 (All-In), 4 folds, UTG+1 calls t280

Flop: (t1685) 4

, 3

, J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t1685) 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t1685) 7

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t1685

Main pot: t1685 between UTG+1 and Hero, won by UTG+1

Results:

Хз, может стоило в него впушить на ривере, опп фиш, но как-то слабо верилось, что там тоже A...

5k за 3.30$

20/40 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 (t3680)
MP2 (t2970)
MP3 (t3389)
CO (t2940)
Hero (Button) (t4165)
SB (t3015)
BB (t1510)
UTG (t2425)
UTG+1 (t3450)

Hero's M: 69.42

Preflop: Hero is Button with A

, 10

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t40, 1 fold, MP2 calls t40, MP3 calls t40, 1 fold, Hero bets t200, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls t160, 1 fold, MP3 calls t160

Flop: (t700) J

, A

, Q

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets t400, UTG+1 calls t400, 1 fold

Turn: (t1500) 7

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: (t1500) A

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets t1185, Hero calls t1185

Total pot: t3870

Main pot: t3870 between Hero and UTG+1, won by Hero

Results:

Ну здесь срочная эвакуация с флопа

5k за 3.30$

25/50 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t3655)
SB (t2780)
BB (t5891)
UTG (t2940)
Hero (UTG+1) (t6150)
MP1 (t2995)
MP2 (t2203)
MP3 (t930)
CO (t3000)

Hero's M: 82.00

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

, 10

1 fold, Hero bets t150, 1 fold, MP2 calls t150, 1 fold, CO calls t150, 1 fold, SB calls t125, BB calls t100

Flop: (t750) 9

, 7

, 8

(5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, CO bets t502, SB calls t502, 1 fold, Hero folds, MP2 calls t502

Turn: (t2256) Q

(3 players)
SB checks, MP2 checks, CO bets t2348 (All-In), 1 fold, MP2 calls t1551 (All-In)

River: (t5358) 4

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t5358

Main pot: t5358 between MP2 and CO, won by CO

Results:

Удачный пуш в лимпофиша

5k за 3.30$

200/400 Blinds 50 Ante (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG (t11143)
UTG+1 (t16440)
Hero (MP1) (t6050)
MP2 (t46563)
CO (t11275)
Button (t12845)
SB (t12164)
BB (t19526)

Hero's M: 6.05

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

, 9

UTG calls t400, 1 fold, Hero bets t6000 (All-In), 5 folds, UTG calls t5600

Flop: (t13000) 9

, 5

, A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t13000) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t13000) 9

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t13000

Main pot: t13000 between UTG and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Вот это просто пиздец, тот же самый персонаж

5k за 3.30$

200/400 Blinds 50 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t3443)
MP1 (t18415)
Hero (MP2) (t12050)
MP3 (t45563)
CO (t11764)
Button (t10275)
SB (t16945)
BB (t8614)
UTG (t18526)

Hero's M: 11.48

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

, A

1 fold, UTG+1 bets t3393 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls t3393, 5 folds

Flop: (t7836) 8

, J

, 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t7836) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t7836) 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t7836

Main pot: t7836 between UTG+1 and Hero, won by UTG+1

Results:
UTG+1 had 2

, J

(two pair, Jacks and twos).
Hero had A

, A

(one pair, Aces).
Outcome: UTG+1 won t7836

Есссссстьтьььь цука Вылез из какой-то нереальной жопы, на пребабле в стеке оставалось 1М

5k за 3.30$

600/1200 Blinds 150 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

CO (t21641)
Button (t46406)
Hero (SB) (t12949)
BB (t63971)
UTG (t31807)
UTG+1 (t5633)
MP1 (t33168)
MP2 (t37829)
MP3 (t4657)

Hero's M: 4.11

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

, Q

3 folds, MP2 bets t2976, 3 folds, Hero raises to t12799 (All-In), 1 fold, MP2 calls t9823

Flop: (t28148) 8

, 3

, 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t28148) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t28148) 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t28148

Main pot: t28148 between Hero and MP2, won by Hero

Results:

Бляяяя, засада

Аут из 5k за 3.30$

700/1400 Blinds 175 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG (t142904)
Hero (UTG+1) (t27273)
MP1 (t24725)
MP2 (t20078)
MP3 (t30533)
CO (t38119)
Button (t131996)
SB (t27456)
BB (t39895)

Hero's M: 7.42

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q

, Q

1 fold, Hero bets t2888, 2 folds, MP3 calls t2888, CO calls t2888, 3 folds

Flop: (t12339) 6

, 5

, 7

(3 players)
Hero bets t8400, 1 fold, CO raises to t16800, Hero raises to t24210 (All-In), CO calls t7410

Turn: (t60759) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t60759) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t60759

Main pot: t60759 between Hero and CO, won by CO

Results:

Как меня эти переезды из под доминации затрахали.

166-е место, призы 7.85$.

Фак ит щит, мне когда-нибудь флеш закроется вообще

3k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap

200/400 Blinds 50 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t16178)
MP1 (t19040)
Hero (MP2) (t11065)
MP3 (t14141)
CO (t8288)
Button (t40454)
SB (t6222)
BB (t23740)
UTG (t5129)

Hero's M: 10.54

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J

, A

3 folds, Hero bets t900, 1 fold, CO raises to t8238 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero calls t7338

Flop: (t17526) 5

, 9

, 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t17526) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t17526) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t17526

Main pot: t17526 between Hero and CO, won by CO

Results:

Ну пиздец, и следом аут. Называется, не тогда, так сейчас бы поимели

Аут из 3k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap

200/400 Blinds 50 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

BB (t16078)
UTG (t18940)
Hero (UTG+1) (t2727)
MP1 (t13641)
MP2 (t17476)
MP3 (t41804)
CO (t5922)
Button (t23040)
SB (t4629)

Hero's M: 2.60

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

, K

1 fold, Hero bets t2677 (All-In), 2 folds, MP3 raises to t41754 (All-In), 4 folds

Flop: (t6404) 5

, 9

, A

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t6404) 7

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t6404) 8

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t6404

Main pot: t6404 between Hero and MP3, won by MP3

Results:

Аут из 5k за 2.20$

125/250 Blinds 30 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t10616)
SB (t8190)
BB (t4980)
UTG (t21344)
UTG+1 (t19210)
MP1 (t10728)
MP2 (t12630)
Hero (MP3) (t3795)
CO (t4810)

Hero's M: 5.88

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 5

, 4

2 folds, MP1 calls t250, 1 fold, Hero bets t3765 (All-In), 4 folds, MP1 calls t3515

Flop: (t8175) A

, 8

, A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t8175) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t8175) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t8175

Main pot: t8175 between MP1 and Hero, won by MP1

Results:

Ёпаные боты, лимпят 22+ KT+ QT+ JT 9T и колят, лимпят и колят, суки.

Аут из 4k за 2.75$

75/150 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 (t2655)
MP2 (t5731)
MP3 (t3982)
CO (t6212)
Button (t1123)
SB (t9273)
BB (t9689)
UTG (t5071)
Hero (UTG+1) (t1630)

Hero's M: 7.24

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J

, K

1 fold, Hero bets t1630 (All-In), 6 folds, BB calls t1480

Flop: (t3335) 10

, 8

, 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t3335) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3335) 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t3335

Main pot: t3335 between BB and Hero, won by BB

Results:

Дурачок бля

5k за 2.20$ 6-max Турбо

20/40 Blinds (6 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

SB (t2245)
BB (t3245)
Hero (UTG) (t2965)
MP (t2955)
CO (t3090)
Button (t3310)

Hero's M: 49.42

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9

, 9

Hero bets t120, MP calls t120, 2 folds, SB calls t100, 1 fold

Flop: (t400) 8

, 7

, 3

(3 players)
SB bets t200, Hero raises to t700, 1 fold, SB calls t500

Turn: (t1800) 8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (t1800) J

(2 players)
SB bets t1425 (All-In), Hero calls t1425

Total pot: t4650

Main pot: t4650 between SB and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Плять, ну как начнут сдавать, хоть плачь

Аут из 15k за 4.40$

60/120 Blinds 15 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

CO (t15280)
Button (t7590)
BB (t2371)
UTG (t3600)
UTG+1 (t2985)
MP1 (t10095)
Hero (MP2) (t2820)
MP3 (t4485)

Hero's M: 9.40

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

, Q

1 fold, MP1 bets t311, Hero raises to t2805 (All-In), 5 folds, MP1 calls t2494

Flop: (t5910) K

, 6

, 6

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t5910) 7

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5910) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5910

Main pot: t5910 between MP1 and Hero, won by MP1

Results:

Блять, ну это просто п***ц, просто

Аут из 5k за 2.20$ 6-max Турбо

125/250 Blinds 30 Ante (6 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

CO (t11295)
Button (t3257)
SB (t4495)
Hero (BB) (t4172)
UTG (t3741)
MP (t7910)

Hero's M: 7.52

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

, 3

2 folds, CO calls t250, 1 fold, SB calls t125, Hero checks

Flop: (t930) 7

, 4

, 6

(3 players)
SB bets t500, Hero raises to t1500, 1 fold, SB raises to t4215 (All-In), Hero calls t2392 (All-In)

Turn: (t8714) 5

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t8714) 10

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t8714

Main pot: t8714 between SB and Hero, won by SB

Results:

Блять, ну просто пиздец... какие нах KQs

Аут из 5k за 2.20$

20/40 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG (t2595)
UTG+1 (t3000)
MP1 (t3615)
MP2 (t8035)
MP3 (t1730)
Hero (CO) (t2910)
Button (t4278)
SB (t3120)
BB (t3155)

Hero's M: 48.50

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, K

1 fold, UTG+1 bets t100, MP1 calls t100, 2 folds, Hero calls t100, 2 folds, BB raises to t160, UTG+1 calls t60, MP1 calls t60, Hero calls t60

Flop: (t660) A

, 5

, J

(4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets t400, BB calls t400, 2 folds

Turn: (t1460) 6

(2 players)
BB bets t240, Hero raises to t960, BB calls t720

River: (t3380) 6

(2 players)
BB bets t240, Hero raises to t1390 (All-In), BB calls t1150

Total pot: t6160

Main pot: t6160 between Hero and BB, won by BB

Results:

Блядь, просто вечер невезения

Аут из 1k за 2.20$

25/50 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t1245)
SB (t1470)
BB (t2660)
UTG (t4045)
Hero (UTG+1) (t1348)
MP1 (t2160)
MP2 (t1742)
MP3 (t1500)
CO (t3465)

Hero's M: 17.97

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J

, K

UTG calls t50, Hero calls t50, 5 folds, SB calls t25, BB checks

Flop: (t200) 3

, 5

, 8

(4 players)
SB checks, BB bets t200, 1 fold, Hero raises to t500, 1 fold, BB calls t300

Turn: (t1200) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t400, BB raises to t800, Hero calls t398 (All-In)

River: (t2796) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2796

Main pot: t2796 between BB and Hero, won by BB

Results:

Обожаю такие сдачи

2.5k за 5.50$ 6-max

15/30 Blinds (6 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP (t3908)
CO (t8912)
Button (t3548)
SB (t5630)
Hero (BB) (t2910)
UTG (t4169)

Hero's M: 64.67

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

, 6

UTG calls t30, 4 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (t75) 10

, 5

, 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: (t75) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: (t75) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets t2880 (All-In), UTG calls t2880

Total pot: t5835

Main pot: t5835 between Hero and UTG, won by Hero

Results:

А подобное меня заипало в конец, на 6-max столе регулярно такую херню сдают

2.5k за 5.50$ 6-max

25/50 Blinds (6 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

SB (t1948)
BB (t8615)
UTG (t3550)
MP (t11931)
Hero (CO) (t5297)
Button (t3125)

Hero's M: 70.63

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

, A

UTG bets t150, 1 fold, Hero raises to t350, Button calls t350, 2 folds, UTG raises to t3550 (All-In), Hero raises to t5297 (All-In), Button calls t2775 (All-In)

Flop: (t10300) 9

, 10

, 2

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t10300) 8

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t10300) 10

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t10300

Main pot: t9450 between UTG, Hero and Button, won by Button
Side pot 1: t850 between UTG and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Да ёбаный ты аппарат

Аут из 2.5k за 5.50$ 6-max

50/100 Blinds (5 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP (t3923)
Button (t11315)
SB (t10856)
Hero (BB) (t2347)
UTG (t9025)

Hero's M: 15.65

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

, A

UTG calls t100, MP bets t300, Button calls t300, 1 fold, Hero calls t200, UTG calls t200

Flop: (t1250) J

, 2

, 7

(4 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets t100, 1 fold, Button calls t100, Hero raises to t500, UTG calls t400, Button calls t400

Turn: (t2750) 3

(3 players)
Hero bets t1547 (All-In), UTG calls t1547, 1 fold

River: (t5844) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5844

Main pot: t5844 between Hero and UTG, won by UTG

Results: