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Не помогло - у меня aq на катофе, у моего португальского друга опять ak - не дают играться

nataliVTI - пробитая игруля тз Греции. Очень часто с ней сталкиваюсь - постоянно меня выбиывает на всякой хуйне. Причем даже так - она всех выбивает - доезжает ВСЕГДА. Странно это все как-то

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 16,989 (84.9 bb)
MP1: 11,331 (56.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 6,236 (31.2 bb)
MP3: 9,319 (46.6 bb)
CO: 2,820 (14.1 bb)
BTN: 9,722 (48.6 bb)
SB: 29,152 (145.8 bb)
BB: 12,496 (62.5 bb)
UTG+1: 5,147 (25.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

Q

3 folds, Hero raises to 600, 4 folds, BB calls 400

Flop: (1,300) J

T

5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 900, BB raises to 4,200, Hero raises to 5,636 and is all-in, BB calls 1,436

Turn: (12,572) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,572) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 5,177 (7.4 bb)
MP3: 31,879 (45.5 bb)
CO: 15,425 (22 bb)
BTN: 22,448 (32.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 7,288 (10.4 bb)
BB: 31,685 (45.3 bb)
UTG+1: 18,957 (27.1 bb)
UTG+2: 21,047 (30.1 bb)
MP1: 21,826 (31.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9

Q

7 folds, Hero raises to 7,203 and is all-in, BB calls 6,503

Flop: (15,171) A

J

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (15,171) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,171) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

шторм хуле - он до этого на 58 рестилил оллином - убил тузов - а на меня ругается
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 160 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,670 (2.3 bb)
MP3: 16,744 (10.5 bb)
CO: 36,582 (22.9 bb)
BTN: 13,486 (8.4 bb)
SB: 48,120 (30.1 bb)
BB: 21,545 (13.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 8,712 (5.4 bb)
UTG+2: 12,872 (8 bb)
MP1: 29,979 (18.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 3

A

4 folds, MP3 raises to 16,584 and is all-in, CO folds, BTN calls 13,326 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (30,492) 7

A

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (30,492) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (30,492) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

укурок голандский - чтоб ты поперхнулся бульбулятором своим вовремя, свенота обдолбанная

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 11,345 (11.3 bb)
UTG+1: 15,221 (15.2 bb)
UTG+2: 36,028 (36 bb)
MP1: 22,476 (22.5 bb)
MP2: 21,760 (21.8 bb)
MP3: 17,857 (17.9 bb)
CO: 43,018 (43 bb)
BTN: 20,373 (20.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 11,896 (11.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5

5

6 folds, BTN raises to 20,248 and is all-in, Hero calls 11,271 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (25,667) 6

A

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (25,667) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (25,667) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

ну а как по другому
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 58,794 (98 bb)
CO: 17,085 (28.5 bb)
BTN: 11,854 (19.8 bb)
SB: 12,755 (21.3 bb)
BB: 7,340 (12.2 bb)
MP1: 20,083 (33.5 bb)
Hero (MP2): 12,926 (21.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

K

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 1,410, MP3 folds, CO calls 1,410, BTN raises to 11,784 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero raises to 12,856 and is all-in, CO folds

Flop: (26,368) T

6

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (26,368) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (26,368) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 3.6.2012
укурок голандский - чтоб ты поперхнулся бульбулятором своим вовремя, свенота обдолбанная

Я бы на его месте тоже пушил. Стандарт же. Претензии надо предъявлять к ГСЧ :)

Да я так просто - понятно что пуш, надо же злость сорвать.

И снова португальский пидер уверенно побеждает.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 279,353 (69.8 bb)
MP3: 91,560 (22.9 bb)
CO: 144,992 (36.2 bb)
BTN: 126,890 (31.7 bb)
SB: 38,632 (9.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 32,527 (8.1 bb)
UTG+1: 128,939 (32.2 bb)
UTG+2: 143,481 (35.9 bb)
MP1: 155,733 (38.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

K

5 folds, CO raises to 12,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 32,127 and is all-in, CO calls 20,127

Flop: (69,854) Q

J

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (69,854) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (69,854) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Блять, по ходу я и покер - находимся на разных полюсах мироздания - так ебать в одну калитку не могут.

могут

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 2,110 (105.5 bb)
SB: 3,930 (196.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,557 (127.9 bb)
CO: 3,386 (169.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

Q

CO folds, BTN raises to 40, SB folds, Hero calls 20

Flop: (90) J

9

3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 60, Hero calls 60

Turn: (210) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 190, Hero calls 190

River: (590) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 450, Hero calls 450

Results:

artem_kuzya превед, еблаша фартовая

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 15,498 (51.7 bb)
SB: 20,884 (69.6 bb)
BB: 4,412 (14.7 bb)
UTG+2: 14,447 (48.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 10,409 (34.7 bb)
MP2: 29,315 (97.7 bb)
MP3: 5,802 (19.3 bb)
CO: 9,043 (30.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

K

UTG+2 raises to 600, Hero raises to 1,500, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 1,500, 2 folds, SB calls 1,350, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 900

Flop: (6,500) 9

8

T

(4 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 2,700, MP3 raises to 4,277 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,577

Turn: (15,054) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,054) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

как по другому-то
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 3 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 9,628 (240.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,360 (109 bb)
BB: 3,080 (77 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

J

BTN raises to 120, Hero calls 100, BB calls 80

Flop: (360) 9

K

Q

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets 120, Hero calls 120, BB folds

Turn: (600) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 160, Hero raises to 482, BTN calls 322

River: (1,564) K

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 360, Hero calls 360

Results:

kpot-72, ты душка

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 14,010 (35 bb)
MP1: 11,776 (29.4 bb)
MP2: 9,156 (22.9 bb)
MP3: 13,078 (32.7 bb)
CO: 9,397 (23.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 9,259 (23.1 bb)
SB: 34,215 (85.5 bb)
BB: 7,203 (18 bb)
UTG+1: 20,447 (51.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

K

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 800, 4 folds, Hero calls 800, SB folds, BB calls 400

Flop: (3,050) 8

3

J

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets 1,400, Hero raises to 4,617, BB folds, UTG+2 raises to 13,160 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,792 and is all-in

Turn: (19,868) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (19,868) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Посмотрел на себя в зеркало - это реально пиздец. Мною можно не только детей пугать, но и президента Путина. С тех пор как собак болеет - я толком из дома не выходил. Только с целью выпить во двор с соседом и заезжающими твоарищами. Сосед привез какой-то самогон с доминиканы, всем рекомендую - он его уже там сам планирует начать варить. Хорошо хоть запасов этого чудо напитка хватило на два раза.
Надо хоть побриться чтоле

MikaMoon, соотечественнеГ, ты прикольный тупой пидер

не пихнул я против фиша - отвлекся

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 17,122 (68.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,811 (23.2 bb)
SB: 10,993 (44 bb)
BB: 9,359 (37.4 bb)
UTG+1: 5,149 (20.6 bb)
UTG+2: 7,629 (30.5 bb)
MP1: 5,178 (20.7 bb)
MP2: 5,941 (23.8 bb)
MP3: 11,170 (44.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6

6

3 folds, MP2 calls 250, 2 folds, Hero calls 250, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: (1,225) 4

6

A

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP2 bets 750, Hero raises to 1,750, 2 folds, MP2 calls 1,000

Turn: (4,725) 8

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 2,598, MP2 raises to 3,916 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,188 and is all-in

River: (12,297) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

На стеретеджи прочитал у Биг Гоги, как он сбросил фул королей в кеш на доске K9A910. Гоги, тебе над опообщаться с этим парнем - учись играть уже - сбросить фул - хуйня - главное его сначала собрать.

Хотя реально - фолд Гоги видится мне лично очень странным. Мож он так пиариться?

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,240 (32.4 bb)
CO: 17,012 (170.1 bb)
BTN: 3,200 (32 bb)
SB: 8,898 (89 bb)
BB: 2,575 (25.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 8,154 (81.5 bb)
MP1: 6,120 (61.2 bb)
MP2: 2,237 (22.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

Hero raises to 300, 5 folds, SB calls 250, BB folds

Flop: (780) K

8

A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 400, SB calls 400

Turn: (1,580) 8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 550, SB calls 550

River: (2,680) Q

(2 players)
SB bets 7,638 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,894 and is all-in

Results:

Тестирую худ в кеше - еще раз убедился - я не хуя не БигГоги

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
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BB: $16.53 (330.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): $2.43 (48.6 bb)
MP2: $6.05 (121 bb)
MP3: $5 (100 bb)
CO: $6 (120 bb)
BTN: $1.93 (38.6 bb)
SB: $8.42 (168.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

Hero raises to $0.14, MP2 calls $0.14, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.36, MP2 folds

Flop: ($1.21) 9

3

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.65, Hero raises to $1.93, BTN calls $0.78 and is all-in

Turn: ($4.07) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($4.07) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

чет ты как то хуёва стал играть в покер как я погляжу ...заносов нет, пьеш,небреешся,может те на биржу труда завтра с утреца прогуляца .. не.. нехочеш??