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Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BTN): 2,840 (94.7 bb)
SB: 3,500 (116.7 bb)
BB: 2,435 (81.2 bb)
UTG+1: 3,335 (111.2 bb)
UTG+2: 3,305 (110.2 bb)
MP1: 2,900 (96.7 bb)
MP2: 1,650 (55 bb)
MP3: 4,360 (145.3 bb)
CO: 2,875 (95.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

UTG+1 raises to 72, 5 folds, Hero raises to 240, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 168

Flop: (525) 3

J

T

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (525) 2

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets 272, Hero raises to 855, UTG+1 calls 583

River: (2,235) J

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Results:

ну не пиздец ли

эт ерунда

а если бы он запушил, ты бы заколил?

Нет - че там может пушить пассивный фиш кроме натса - трипса или фула.

Омания - всё. Плохо очень сыграл - не думал что стрит он банком будет бить - подумал и пихнул, долбоеб я блять.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha H/L Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP3): 3,000 (150 bb)
CO: 2,990 (149.5 bb)
BTN: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
SB: 2,980 (149 bb)
BB: 3,030 (151.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,940 (147 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (150 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (150 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

K

9

J

UTG+2 calls 20, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 20, Hero raises to 60, CO folds, BTN calls 60, SB calls 50, BB calls 40, UTG+2 calls 40, MP2 calls 40

Flop: (360) 7

5

J

(6 players)
SB checks, BB bets 100, 2 folds, Hero raises to 430, 2 folds, BB calls 330

Turn: (1,220) 9

(2 players)
BB bets 1,220, Hero raises to 2,510 and is all-in, BB calls 1,290

River: (6,240) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Да ты ебанись

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 20,781 (26 bb)
MP1: 50,727 (63.4 bb)
MP2: 19,731 (24.7 bb)
MP3: 13,762 (17.2 bb)
CO: 29,388 (36.7 bb)
BTN: 22,393 (28 bb)
SB: 7,947 (9.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 25,592 (32 bb)
UTG+1: 11,529 (14.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

9

6 folds, BTN raises to 1,600, SB folds, Hero calls 800

Flop: (4,500) J

7

A

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 2,400, Hero calls 2,400

Turn: (9,300) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 4,000, Hero calls 4,000

River: (17,300) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 27,118 (108.5 bb)
BTN: 23,361 (93.4 bb)
SB: 13,630 (54.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 13,321 (53.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

A

CO calls 250, BTN calls 250, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (1,120) A

6

K

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 750, 2 folds, SB calls 750

Turn: (2,620) 9

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,250, SB calls 1,250

River: (5,120) 6

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 11,041 and is all-in, SB calls 11,041

Results:

тащить, ща посмотрю со старзов

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 58,496 (195 bb)
BTN: 49,672 (165.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 19,882 (66.3 bb)
BB: 41,865 (139.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

K

CO calls 300, BTN folds, Hero raises to 900, BB folds, CO calls 600

Flop: (2,260) 9

J

6

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,200, CO raises to 57,556 and is all-in, Hero calls 17,742 and is all-in

Turn: (40,144) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (40,144) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 43,534 (145.1 bb)
BB: 49,592 (165.3 bb)
Hero (CO): 40,104 (133.7 bb)
BTN: 36,685 (122.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

A

Hero raises to 690, BTN folds, SB calls 540, BB calls 390

Flop: (2,230) T

8

Q

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 1,050, SB folds, BB calls 1,050

Turn: (4,330) 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (4,330) K

(2 players)
BB bets 1,800, Hero raises to 8,400, BB calls 6,600

Results:

Биг-33

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 9,905 (33 bb)
UTG+2: 10,646 (35.5 bb)
MP1: 8,110 (27 bb)
MP2: 9,932 (33.1 bb)
MP3: 12,923 (43.1 bb)
CO: 8,444 (28.1 bb)
BTN: 27,058 (90.2 bb)
SB: 5,019 (16.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

T

4 folds, CO raises to 600, 2 folds, Hero raises to 9,865 and is all-in, CO calls 7,804 and is all-in

Flop: (17,278) K

A

A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (17,278) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (17,278) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

аут
беспалева опять блять

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP3): 2,392 (6 bb)
CO: 9,006 (22.5 bb)
BTN: 15,225 (38.1 bb)
SB: 16,792 (42 bb)
BB: 20,266 (50.7 bb)
UTG+1: 23,584 (59 bb)
UTG+2: 11,817 (29.5 bb)
MP1: 26,149 (65.4 bb)
MP2: 10,157 (25.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

J

3 folds, MP2 raises to 1,200, Hero raises to 2,342 and is all-in, 3 folds, BB raises to 20,216 and is all-in, MP2 folds

Flop: (6,534) 7

K

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,534) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,534) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 47,395 (94.8 bb)
BTN: 27,602 (55.2 bb)
Hero (SB): 50,903 (101.8 bb)
BB: 44,015 (88 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2

2

CO calls 500, BTN raises to 1,250, Hero calls 1,000, BB folds, CO calls 750

Flop: (4,490) 2

6

6

(3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets 1,750, Hero calls 1,750, CO folds

Turn: (7,990) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 4,000, Hero raises to 10,250, BTN calls 6,250

River: (28,490) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 20,000, BTN calls 14,292 and is all-in

Results:

Когда я прочел этот текст, я понял. Это Хоботов. Это про него.
Моему виртуалистическому другу, ловко соскочившему от встречи в Москве.

-Я вообще-то очень добрый. Я хочу в саду сидеть, чтоб упитанные, тугие кролики вокруг скакали, гладить их хочу и кормить.... А судьба так все поворачивает, что вокруг мудаки, мудаки, мудаки и никаких кроликов! И я тогда вскакиваю, хватаю, образно говоря, свой самурайский меч и... Но мудаки умеют вовремя прятаться. Только я схвачу меч, а они уже попрятались! И вот я стою, как хуй на именинах, а вокруг - ни мудаков, ни кроликов...

Я не соскакивал. Я нажрался просто рано

Goban899 @ 16.1.2014
Я не соскакивал. Я нажрался просто рано

Да нет. Дело в не нажрался. Просто Ростовский аферист почему то решил тебя поберечь.

з.ы. На самом деле, вроде как, о вашем приезде я узнал чуть ли не в день вашего отъезда )

О! А ты же никого не бекерил? Давай, билядж, бекери меня. С воскресенья на субботу я не занят ваще буду.
Хоть денег наживешь, бидолага(с)

Тьфу..с воскресенья на понедельник.

Самим жрать нечего.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 2,880 (96 bb)
BB: 3,410 (113.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 2,840 (94.7 bb)
UTG+2: 5,850 (195 bb)
MP1: 2,885 (96.2 bb)
MP2: 6,135 (204.5 bb)
MP3: 2,685 (89.5 bb)
CO: 3,880 (129.3 bb)
BTN: 335 (11.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 6

6

Hero raises to 90, UTG+2 calls 90, 4 folds, BTN raises to 335 and is all-in, SB calls 320, BB folds, Hero calls 245, UTG+2 folds

Flop: (1,125) 6

8

3

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB bets 480, Hero raises to 2,505 and is all-in, SB calls 2,025

Turn: (6,135) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,135) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 2,755 (45.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,815 (80.3 bb)
BB: 5,340 (89 bb)
UTG+2: 4,614 (76.9 bb)
MP1: 2,925 (48.8 bb)
MP2: 3,010 (50.2 bb)
MP3: 3,720 (62 bb)
CO: 2,626 (43.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

5 folds, BTN raises to 150, Hero raises to 600, BB folds, BTN calls 450

Flop: (1,260) 5

3

4

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 1,260, Hero raises to 4,020, BTN calls 895 and is all-in

Turn: (5,570) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,570) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Седня опять предлагаю жедающим поучастовать в Биге-33, и Омании-16.50.
Так как в тот раз окургление до 24 талеров было нефартовым, в этот раз округлим до 25ти)))))
Мож попрет)

Первый кто тут отпишется, если есть желание, - того и тапки. Деньги закидывайте на старзы. Если выйду на финалку - так же мне сверху процентов 10-15.