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Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 6,701 (33.5 bb)
MP2: 30,036 (150.2 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (15 bb)
CO: 8,320 (41.6 bb)
BTN: 7,424 (37.1 bb)
SB: 2,840 (14.2 bb)
BB: 4,140 (20.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 3,180 (15.9 bb)

День сурка в царстве ебаных свиней и обрезаных пидеров

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

K

7

K

Hero raises to 700, 3 folds, CO calls 700, 3 folds

Flop: (1,700) 6

4

9

(2 players)
Hero bets 800, CO calls 800

Turn: (3,300) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,680 and is all-in, CO calls 1,680

River: (6,660) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Мне тож иногда заходит

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 5 Players
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Hero (CO): 4,600 (230 bb)
BTN: 2,950 (147.5 bb)
SB: 1,820 (91 bb)
BB: 2,600 (130 bb)
MP: 2,570 (128.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

T

Q

MP calls 20, Hero raises to 60, BTN folds, SB raises to 220, BB raises to 740, MP folds, Hero raises to 2,460, SB calls 1,600 and is all-in, BB calls 1,720

Flop: (6,760) 6

T

5

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB bets 140 and is all-in, Hero calls 140

Turn: (7,040) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,040) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Lev Simba ебаная свинья. Как вы заебали, пидеры

блять, да када это закончится хуета блять

Пизда тебе, гнида пархатая, запущу своего кореша к тебе на остров, почикает тебе яйца твои облезлые. Проберется тайными норами, не спасут тя никакие секьюрити ебаные.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 3,160 (63.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 6,105 (122.1 bb)
BTN: 3,470 (69.4 bb)
SB: 1,383 (27.7 bb)
BB: 4,730 (94.6 bb)
UTG+2: 3,567 (71.3 bb)
MP1: 4,200 (84 bb)
MP2: 960 (19.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7

K

UTG+2 raises to 150, 3 folds, Hero calls 150, BTN folds, SB calls 125, BB calls 100

Flop: (600) 7

3

J

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+2 bets 400, Hero raises to 5,955 and is all-in, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 3,017 and is all-in

Turn: (7,434) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,434) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 2,275 (45.5 bb)
BTN: 2,460 (49.2 bb)
SB: 1,680 (33.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,123 (102.5 bb)
UTG+1: 5,080 (101.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,675 (53.5 bb)
MP1: 3,687 (73.7 bb)
MP2: 6,115 (122.3 bb)
MP3: 2,435 (48.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

J

6 folds, BTN raises to 125, SB folds, Hero calls 75

Flop: (275) J

8

K

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 177, Hero raises to 525, BTN raises to 2,335 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,810

Turn: (4,945) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,945) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Бодро блять

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 106,681 (106.7 bb)
SB: 3,821 (3.8 bb)
BB: 63,094 (63.1 bb)
UTG+1: 20,568 (20.6 bb)
UTG+2: 16,339 (16.3 bb)
MP1: 18,656 (18.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 92,645 (92.6 bb)
MP3: 47,716 (47.7 bb)
CO: 9,528 (9.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6

6

3 folds, Hero raises to 2,150, 2 folds, BTN calls 2,150, SB folds, BB calls 1,150

Flop: (7,850) 3

J

6

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 4,000, BTN raises to 104,431 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 86,395 and is all-in

Turn: (188,640) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (188,640) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Хуево сыграный рояль на 11том часу дипстека.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,500/5,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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MP: 220,001 (44 bb)
Hero (CO): 244,043 (48.8 bb)
BTN: 95,052 (19 bb)
SB: 222,812 (44.6 bb)
BB: 534,454 (106.9 bb)
UTG: 246,904 (49.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

UTG raises to 10,000, MP folds, Hero raises to 20,000, BTN folds, SB calls 17,500, BB folds, UTG calls 10,000

Flop: (68,000) Q

6

J

(3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: (68,000) T

(3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets 20,000, Hero calls 20,000, SB folds

River: (108,000) 5

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets 55,000, UTG calls 55,000

Results:

Опять я в топ-20 проебываю каким-то тупым пидерам

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 13,477 (9.6 bb)
MP2: 95,321 (68.1 bb)
MP3: 83,149 (59.4 bb)
CO: 44,846 (32 bb)
Hero (BTN): 39,864 (28.5 bb)
SB: 30,024 (21.4 bb)
BB: 20,527 (14.7 bb)
UTG+2: 69,397 (49.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 2,800, CO calls 2,800, Hero raises to 7,700, 3 folds, CO calls 4,900

Flop: (21,700) 4

Q

6

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 11,900, CO raises to 36,971 and is all-in, Hero calls 20,089 and is all-in

Turn: (85,678) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (85,678) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Терь топ-30 - как же это заебало.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP1: 6,592 (1.6 bb)
MP2: 75,520 (18.9 bb)
MP3: 65,319 (16.3 bb)
CO: 115,871 (29 bb)
BTN: 46,520 (11.6 bb)
SB: 96,038 (24 bb)
Hero (BB): 39,239 (9.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

J

3 folds, CO raises to 12,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 38,839 and is all-in, CO calls 26,839

Flop: (82,478) 6

4

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (82,478) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (82,478) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

ну ты садомазохист играть дип турики с блинами по пол часа

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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Hero (BB): 478,293 (47.8 bb)
CO: 1,209,687 (121 bb)
BTN: 593,308 (59.3 bb)
SB: 973,712 (97.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

5

CO raises to 21,100, 2 folds, Hero calls 11,100

Flop: (51,200) 5

J

J

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 19,888, Hero calls 19,888

Turn: (90,976) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 33,550, Hero calls 33,550

River: (158,076) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 111,285, Hero calls 111,285

Results:

Выбила мнея не эта ебаная свинья, но надеюсь он сдохнет в ебаных корчах BLU3_F1R3.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (8,000/16,000 blinds, 1,600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 3 Players
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Hero (BTN): 297,158 (18.6 bb)
SB: 1,260,241 (78.8 bb)
BB: 1,697,601 (106.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

9

Hero raises to 34,400, SB folds, BB calls 18,400

Flop: (81,600) Q

A

J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 32,000, BB calls 32,000

Turn: (145,600) 3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (145,600) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 112,000, BB raises to 1,629,601 and is all-in, Hero calls 117,158 and is all-in

Results:


Пидорасы хуевы
Умри, пизда пархатая

Опять чат и одного дня не прожил ))))

Нажил 160 долларов за ночь, уктаться на 450 блять, играя не дороже 11ти - это сука круто

Goban899, проснулся в 9-30,увидел что ещё за столом ты-решил что всё в порядке и уснул

Эт самое безобидное, че я за седня видал. Пархатая блядь резвится во всю

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 12,548 (62.7 bb)
BTN: 22,397 (112 bb)
Hero (SB): 24,620 (123.1 bb)
BB: 10,917 (54.6 bb)
UTG+1: 5,085 (25.4 bb)
UTG+2: 11,430 (57.2 bb)
MP1: 29,521 (147.6 bb)
MP2: 14,613 (73.1 bb)
MP3: 6,660 (33.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 508, MP1 calls 508, 3 folds, BTN raises to 3,600, Hero raises to 24,580 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN calls 18,757 and is all-in

Flop: (46,290) 9

7

A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (46,290) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (46,290) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Интересная линия

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 10,905 (72.7 bb)
UTG+2: 4,722 (31.5 bb)
MP1: 5,684 (37.9 bb)
MP2: 3,959 (26.4 bb)
MP3: 4,731 (31.5 bb)
CO: 2,077 (13.8 bb)
BTN: 965 (6.4 bb)
SB: 7,343 (49 bb)
Hero (BB): 16,478 (109.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

8

7 folds, SB raises to 450, Hero calls 300

Flop: (1,080) 8

5

J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 600, SB calls 600

Turn: (2,280) 5

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 975, SB calls 975

River: (4,230) 8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 3,150, SB calls 3,150

Results: