Нет предела!

Фиши всё также попадают во флоп, к своему счастью, я попал ещё лучше

7.5k за 2.20$

UTG (t3495)
Hero (UTG+1) (t3645)
MP1 (t3350)
MP2 (t3808)
MP3 (t2668)
CO (t11328)
Button (t6443)
SB (t11418)
BB (t4135)

Hero's M: 30.38

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 10

, 10

1 fold, Hero bets t240, 5 folds, SB calls t200, BB calls t160

Flop: (t720) K

, 6

, 10

(3 players)
SB checks, BB bets t960, Hero calls t960, 1 fold

Turn: (t2640) Q

(2 players)
BB bets t2935 (All-In), Hero calls t2445 (All-In)

River: (t7530) A

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t7530

Main pot: t7530 between Hero and BB, won by Hero

Results:

Держите меня семеро, апофеоз

15k за 4.40$

UTG+1 (t3000)
MP1 (t3377)
MP2 (t3103)
Hero (MP3) (t2970)
CO (t2570)
Button (t2930)
SB (t2980)
BB (t3010)
UTG (t3000)

Hero's M: 99.00

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

, A

2 folds, MP1 calls t20, 1 fold, Hero bets t80, CO calls t80, 3 folds, MP1 calls t60

Flop: (t270) 6

, 5

, A

(3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets t190, CO calls t190, 1 fold

Turn: (t650) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets t490, CO calls t490

River: (t1630) 4

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t1810 (All-In), Hero calls t1810

Total pot: t5250

Main pot: t5250 between Hero and CO, won by CO

Results:

И потом аут A8s<99

Ну и ебля

Аут из 5k за 2.75$

Hero (Button) (t2035)
SB (t3144)
BB (t3488)
UTG (t2320)
UTG+1 (t4555)
MP1 (t3425)
MP2 (t9425)
MP3 (t3195)
CO (t6119)

Hero's M: 27.13

Preflop: Hero is Button with K

, A

2 folds, MP1 bets t350, 3 folds, Hero raises to t2035 (All-In), 1 fold, BB calls t1985, MP1 calls t1685

Flop: (t6130) 6

, A

, J

(3 players, 1 all-in)
BB bets t1453 (All-In), MP1 calls t1390 (All-In)

Turn: (t8910) 8

(3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t8910) 3

(3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t8910

Main pot: t6130 between Hero, BB and MP1, won by BB
Side pot 1: t2780 between BB and MP1, won by BB

Results:

О май гад, о май гад, о май гад, о май гад, о май гад, о май гад, просто пиздец

7.5k за 2.20$

SB (t2980)
Hero (BB) (t8095)
UTG (t9563)
UTG+1 (t6218)
MP1 (t13037)
MP2 (t8523)
MP3 (t4562)
CO (t17121)
Button (t6335)

Hero's M: 19.99

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

, 6

3 folds, MP2 calls t150, 1 fold, CO bets t300, Button calls t300, SB calls t225, Hero calls t150, MP2 calls t150

Flop: (t1680) 2

, 6

, 5

(5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, CO bets t840, 2 folds, Hero raises to t1950, 1 fold, CO calls t1110

Turn: (t5580) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets t3000, CO raises to t14851 (All-In), Hero calls t2825 (All-In)

River: (t17230) 5

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t17230

Main pot: t17230 between Hero and CO, won by Hero

Results:

Вот такая херь постоянно, хоть всегда выкидывай... Каждый придурок считает святой обязанностью ебануть с блайндов, тем паче что карта на блайнды им заходит.

7.5k за 2.20$

UTG+1 (t2560)
Hero (MP1) (t15713)
MP2 (t9218)
MP3 (t5873)
CO (t12692)
Button (t5350)
SB (t5297)
BB (t16678)
UTG (t15094)

Hero's M: 38.80

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

, A

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t150, Hero bets t450, 4 folds, SB raises to t1800, 3 folds

Total pot: t1380

Results:

Цука, почти сразу же подтверждение

7.5k за 2.20$

Button (t2075)
Hero (SB) (t14978)
BB (t2211)
UTG (t5638)
UTG+1 (t12607)
MP1 (t6495)
MP2 (t14369)
MP3 (t15318)
CO (t14784)

Hero's M: 28.53

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

, Q

6 folds, Button calls t200, Hero calls t100, BB bets t2186 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls t1986

Flop: (t4797) 3

, Q

, A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t4797) A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t4797) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t4797

Main pot: t4797 between Hero and BB, won by BB

Results:

Ну откуда вы их берете-то?

Ну хоть падают и то хорошо

7.5k за 2.20$

Button (t29083)
SB (t9965)
BB (t15326)
UTG (t11928)
UTG+1 (t13046)
MP1 (t16992)
MP2 (t6469)
Hero (MP3) (t11267)
CO (t29688)

Hero's M: 8.73

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

, J

4 folds, Hero bets t1000, 3 folds, BB calls t500

Flop: (t2790) 6

, 4

, 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t2790) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t1000, BB calls t1000

River: (t4790) 6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t2900, 1 fold

Total pot: t4790

Results:

Да это пиздец Ёбаная херня, ну как так, 3 аута, просто нет слов

Аут из 7.5k за 2.20$

BB (t28703)
UTG (t11835)
UTG+1 (t12196)
MP1 (t12048)
MP2 (t11126)
MP3 (t15822)
CO (t5299)
Hero (Button) (t12887)
SB (t33848)

Hero's M: 9.99

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5

, 5

6 folds, Hero bets t1000, 1 fold, BB raises to t28643 (All-In), Hero calls t11827 (All-In)

Flop: (t26444) 4

, 3

, 4

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t26444) Q

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t26444) A

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t26444

Main pot: t26444 between BB and Hero, won by BB

Results:

Начало норм

2k за 4.40$

MP2 (t3310)
Hero (MP3) (t2990)
CO (t3000)
Button (t3309)
SB (t2900)
BB (t3000)
UTG (t3000)
UTG+1 (t2900)
MP1 (t2591)

Hero's M: 99.67

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 6

, 6

2 folds, MP1 bets t100, 1 fold, Hero calls t100, 4 folds

Flop: (t230) 6

, 10

, 5

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t230) 10

(2 players)
MP1 bets t140, Hero calls t140

River: (t510) Q

(2 players)
MP1 bets t320, Hero raises to t2750 (All-In), MP1 calls t2031 (All-In)

Total pot: t5212

Main pot: t5212 between Hero and MP1, won by Hero

Results:

Есть сссссуккка

2k за 4.40$

SB (t3110)
BB (t6205)
UTG (t1680)
Hero (UTG+1) (t6351)
MP1 (t4754)
MP2 (t2615)
CO (t4000)
Button (t2625)

Hero's M: 84.68

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J

, J

1 fold, Hero bets t150, 3 folds, Button raises to t350, 2 folds, Hero calls t200

Flop: (t775) Q

, 7

, 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t550, Hero calls t550

Turn: (t1875) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets t1725 (All-In), Hero calls t1725

River: (t5325) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5325

Main pot: t5325 between Hero and Button, won by Hero

Results:

Печальная картина: после бурного начала картдед, пуш-фолд и вылет

Аут из 2k за 4.40$

Hero (BB) (t5324)
UTG (t20078)
UTG+1 (t4893)
MP1 (t4823)
MP2 (t10014)
MP3 (t4223)
CO (t2367)
Button (t4648)
SB (t11978)

Hero's M: 5.07

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

, 10

UTG bets t852, 7 folds, Hero raises to t5274 (All-In), UTG calls t4422

Flop: (t11198) 8

, 3

, J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t11198) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t11198) 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t11198

Main pot: t11198 between Hero and UTG, won by UTG

Results:

Планы на вечер:

- выиграть 3k за 1.10$ 6-max, начало в 20.30, аут, QKo<AQo

- выиграть 7.5k за 5.50$, начало в 21.00, аут.

- выиграть 5k за 3.30$, начало в 22.00, аут.

- выиграть 3k за 5.50$, начало в 23.45, аут, JJ<86s.

- выиграть 7.5k за 2.20$, начало в 00.15, аут, пидорас испанский AA<J9s, призы 4.37$.

- выиграть 5k за 2.75$, начало в 01.00, аут, TT<AKo<AKo

- выиграть 15k за 4.40$, начало в 01.30, аут.

- выиграть 3k за 5.50$ 6-max, начало в 02.30, аут.

- выиграть 3k за 2.20$ Ребай 500 Cap, начало в 04.10, аут.

- выиграть 5k за 2.20$, начало в 04.30, аут, AQo<KK.

Итого: 30.25 + 4.20 +2.20 = 36.40$.

Поехали

Аут из 3k за 1.10$ 6-max

Hero (UTG) (t7286)
MP (t26099)
CO (t7024)
Button (t13544)
SB (t16435)
BB (t30977)

Hero's M: 8.10

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q

, K

Hero bets t7236 (All-In), 2 folds, Button raises to t13494 (All-In), 2 folds

Flop: (t15372) 9

, 4

, 5

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t15372) 7

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t15372) 7

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t15372

Main pot: t15372 between Hero and Button, won by Button

Results:

Аут из 7.5k за 5.50$

UTG+1 (t9505)
MP1 (t9617)
MP2 (t8516)
MP3 (t8587)
CO (t4166)
Button (t7978)
Hero (SB) (t2631)
BB (t12041)
UTG (t5215)

Hero's M: 4.38

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

, 3

UTG calls t250, UTG+1 calls t250, 5 folds, Hero calls t125, BB checks

Flop: (t1225) 8

, Q

, 7

(4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets t1000, Hero raises to t2356 (All-In), 2 folds, UTG+1 calls t1356

Turn: (t5937) 6

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5937) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5937

Main pot: t5937 between UTG+1 and Hero, won by UTG+1

Results:

Ипаные дрова хрен когда доедут

Аут из 5k за 3.30$

MP1 (t6134)
MP2 (t2095)
MP3 (t12005)
CO (t4405)
Hero (Button) (t2383)
SB (t16305)
BB (t4791)
UTG (t4256)
UTG+1 (t4795)

Hero's M: 19.86

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q

, Q

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t80, 4 folds, Hero bets t240, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls t160

Flop: (t600) Q

, 2

, 10

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t180, UTG+1 calls t180

Turn: (t960) 7

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t350, UTG+1 calls t350

River: (t1660) K

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t640, UTG+1 raises to t4025 (All-In), Hero calls t973 (All-In)

Total pot: t4886

Main pot: t4886 between Hero and UTG+1, won by UTG+1

Results:

Решил потихоньку добирать, бля

Пилять, вот как меня бесит такое:

3k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap

MP1 (t3090)
MP2 (t3265)
MP3 (t3877)
CO (t3040)
Button (t5760)
Hero (SB) (t2760)
BB (t2765)
UTG (t3170)
UTG+1 (t1978)

Hero's M: 30.67

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9

, 9

5 folds, CO bets t120, 1 fold, Hero calls t90, BB raises to t470, 2 folds

Total pot: t360

Results:

Заипали со своими блайндами.

Ай бля, без комментариев

Аут из 3k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap

BB (t1703)
UTG (t2055)
UTG+1 (t3707)
MP1 (t17819)
MP2 (t5510)
Hero (MP3) (t1684)
CO (t7780)
Button (t2800)
SB (t2026)

Hero's M: 7.02

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

, J

2 folds, MP1 calls t100, MP2 calls t100, Hero bets t1674 (All-In), 4 folds, MP1 calls t1574, MP2 raises to t5500 (All-In), MP1 calls t3826

Flop: (t12914) 3

, 5

, 9

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t12914) 7

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t12914) 10

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t12914

Main pot: t5262 between MP1, MP2 and Hero, won by MP1
Side pot 1: t7652 between MP1 and MP2, won by MP1

Results:

Неплохо

7.5k за 2.20$

UTG+1 (t5595)
MP1 (t3120)
MP2 (t8840)
Hero (MP3) (t3060)
CO (t4050)
Button (t8016)
SB (t3820)
BB (t8851)
UTG (t4488)

Hero's M: 12.75

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

, Q

4 folds, Hero bets t270, 1 fold, Button raises to t440, 2 folds, Hero raises to t900, Button raises to t8006 (All-In), Hero calls t2150 (All-In)

Flop: (t6340) 9

, 8

, 3

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t6340) 8

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t6340) 7

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t6340

Main pot: t6340 between Hero and Button, won by Hero

Results:

Блять, потрясающе... миллион тузов и королей

Аут из 5k за 2.75$

CO (t8272)
Hero (Button) (t2310)
SB (t7961)
BB (t8281)
UTG (t3108)
UTG+1 (t10488)
MP1 (t3860)
MP2 (t5275)
MP3 (t15826)

Hero's M: 7.70

Preflop: Hero is Button with 10

, 10

UTG bets t3108 (All-In), 2 folds, MP2 calls t3108, 2 folds, Hero calls t2310 (All-In), 2 folds

Flop: (t8826) 8

, K

, A

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t8826) 7

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t8826) J

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t8826

Main pot: t7230 between Hero, UTG and MP2, shared by UTG and MP2 (t3615)
Side pot 1: t1596 between UTG and MP2, shared by UTG and MP2 (t798)

Results:

Вот он сука лаки-пуш!

7.5k за 2.20$

SB (t12670)
Hero (BB) (t5087)
UTG (t42198)
UTG+1 (t14160)
MP1 (t22428)
MP2 (t31803)
MP3 (t57505)
CO (t12674)
Button (t19886)

Hero's M: 3.94

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

, 4

2 folds, MP1 bets t1000, 2 folds, CO calls t1000, Button calls t1000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t5027 (All-In), 1 fold, CO raises to t12614 (All-In), Button calls t11614

Flop: (t32045) 3

, 9

, 4

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t32045) 3

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t32045) A

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t32045

Main pot: t16871 between Hero, CO and Button, won by Hero
Side pot 1: t15174 between CO and Button, won by CO

Results:

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Аут из 7.5k за 2.20$

BB (t18347)
Hero (UTG) (t15250)
UTG+1 (t26246)
MP1 (t49485)
MP2 (t45202)
MP3 (t20459)
CO (t82140)
Button (t16077)
SB (t40418)

Hero's M: 4.84

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A

, A

Hero bets t2488, 7 folds, BB calls t1288

Flop: (t6926) 4

, 8

, J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t2990, BB raises to t15709 (All-In), Hero calls t9622 (All-In)

Turn: (t32150) 9

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t32150) 2

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t32150

Main pot: t32150 between BB and Hero, won by BB

Results:

Призы 4.37$.