Нет предела!

Вот из-за подобных частых кулеров уже хз, что делать с QQ. Опп плюсовый рег с профитом +332k$

3k за 11$

UTG+1 (t5830)
MP1 (t2507)
MP2 (t2780)
CO (t4243)
Hero (Button) (t6599)
SB (t2303)
BB (t4282)
UTG (t1656)

Hero's M: 109.98

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q

, Q

3 folds, MP2 bets t80, CO calls t80, Hero raises to t280, 2 folds, MP2 raises to t2780 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls t2500

Flop: (t5700) 9

, 6

, 4

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t5700) A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5700) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5700

Main pot: t5700 between MP2 and Hero, won by MP2

Results:


Какой-то цука раш-покер Чувствуешь себя уверенно на префлопе только с KK+

Даже обидно Фишара собирает младший флеш и тупо колит на ривере, тьфу бла.

3k за 11$

UTG (t5655)
UTG+1 (t4989)
MP1 (t3470)
MP2 (t5625)
MP3 (t3336)
Hero (CO) (t3944)
Button (t2208)
SB (t3973)
BB (t3000)

Hero's M: 52.59

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, K

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t50, 2 folds, MP3 calls t50, Hero bets t250, 4 folds, MP3 calls t200

Flop: (t625) 4

, 8

, 2

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets t320, MP3 calls t320

Turn: (t1265) 2

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero checks

River: (t1265) Q

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets t800, MP3 calls t800

Total pot: t2865

Main pot: t2865 between MP3 and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Блин, такие замесы идут. Сначала относительно короткий откусил полноги в лучших традициях

15k за 11$

BB (t2175)
UTG (t11641)
UTG+1 (t15957)
MP1 (t10325)
MP2 (t5028)
MP3 (t12224)
Hero (CO) (t8446)
Button (t5251)
SB (t2315)

Hero's M: 20.85

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

, Q

4 folds, MP3 bets t450, Hero calls t450, 1 fold, SB raises to t2295 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls t1845

Flop: (t5370) 2

, A

, 9

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t5370) 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5370) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5370

Main pot: t5370 between Hero and SB, won by SB

Results:

Следующей рукой заходят KK и летит пуш из УТГ от рега с профитом +65k$

15k за 11$

SB (t2005)
BB (t11621)
UTG (t15937)
UTG+1 (t10305)
MP1 (t5008)
MP2 (t11754)
Hero (MP3) (t6131)
CO (t5231)
Button (t5370)

Hero's M: 15.14

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

, K

UTG bets t300, UTG+1 calls t300, 2 folds, Hero raises to t1200, 4 folds, UTG raises to t15917 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls t4911 (All-In)

Flop: (t12927) 6

, 8

, 6

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t12927) 9

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t12927) 7

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t12927

Main pot: t12927 between UTG and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Блять, одна из задач выполнена не будет, сдадут же херню какую-то

Аут из 10k за 8.80$

SB (t5615)
BB (t2955)
Hero (UTG) (t2160)
UTG+1 (t4005)
MP1 (t7950)
MP2 (t625)
CO (t4245)
Button (t4080)

Hero's M: 28.80

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4

, 4

Hero bets t120, UTG+1 calls t120, 2 folds, CO calls t120, 2 folds, BB calls t70

Flop: (t505) 9

, 9

, 4

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks

Turn: (t505) J

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t250, UTG+1 calls t250, 1 fold, BB calls t250

River: (t1255) 3

(3 players)
BB bets t1091, Hero raises to t1790 (All-In), UTG+1 raises to t3635 (All-In), BB calls t1494 (All-In)

Total pot: t8215

Main pot: t6625 between BB, Hero and UTG+1, won by BB
Side pot 1: t1590 between BB and UTG+1, won by BB

Results:

Хе-хех блать, из той же серии чуть погодя.

3k за 11$

UTG (t3150)
UTG+1 (t2739)
MP1 (t4561)
MP2 (t2595)
Hero (CO) (t6089)
Button (t2610)
SB (t2775)
BB (t8698)

Hero's M: 50.74

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6

, 6

UTG calls t80, 3 folds, Hero calls t80, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: (t280) Q

, 6

, Q

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t280) A

(3 players)
BB bets t160, UTG calls t160, Hero raises to t520, 1 fold, UTG calls t360

River: (t1480) Q

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Total pot: t1480

Main pot: t1480 between UTG and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Страшно играть бля.

Здесь тоже, кладут и кладут какое-то говно на флопе под этих ебливых лимперов. Человек играет по 5 турниров в месяц, чтобы вот так поизголяться, мудак masterbob905.

15k за 11$

MP3 (t2010)
CO (t13636)
Button (t9306)
SB (t4435)
BB (t4758)
UTG (t15989)
Hero (UTG+1) (t12952)
MP1 (t4356)
MP2 (t5920)

Hero's M: 20.08

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

, A

UTG calls t250, Hero bets t800, 7 folds, UTG calls t550

Flop: (t2245) 9

, 5

, 7

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t1250, UTG calls t1250

Turn: (t4745) 6

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

River: (t4745) 7

(2 players)
UTG bets t1250, Hero calls t1250

Total pot: t7245

Main pot: t7245 between UTG and Hero, won by UTG

Results:

Иногда мне кажется, что стиль "Чем дибильнее, тем лучше" вполне уместен.

15k за 11$

Button (t2070)
SB (t13176)
BB (t9991)
UTG (t3100)
UTG+1 (t6088)
MP1 (t20369)
Hero (MP2) (t9067)
MP3 (t3771)
CO (t5730)

Hero's M: 14.06

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J

, Q

UTG calls t250, 1 fold, MP1 calls t250, Hero calls t250, 2 folds, Button bets t2040 (All-In), 4 folds, Hero calls t1790

Flop: (t5225) J

, 3

, Q

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t5225) J

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5225) A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5225

Main pot: t5225 between Button and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Есть бля цука

15k за 11$

SB (t19777)
Hero (BB) (t10158)
UTG (t4428)
UTG+1 (t10820)
MP1 (t9444)
MP2 (t10874)
MP3 (t23698)
CO (t13107)
Button (t5889)

Hero's M: 9.67

Preflop: Hero is BB with 10

, 10

4 folds, MP3 bets t800, 2 folds, SB raises to t1850, Hero raises to t10108 (All-In), 1 fold, SB calls t8258

Flop: (t21466) Q

, 9

, 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t21466) 9

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t21466) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t21466

Main pot: t21466 between SB and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Вообще, количество сдаваемых кулеров при игре на блайндах поражает воображение.

Ипанько-то

15k за 11$

MP2 (t40413)
Hero (CO) (t14176)
Button (t4012)
SB (t40275)
BB (t56753)
UTG (t58360)
UTG+1 (t6167)
MP1 (t32864)

Hero's M: 8.19

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, J

4 folds, Hero bets t1466, 2 folds, BB raises to t3500, Hero raises to t6300, BB calls t2800

Flop: (t13630) 7

, J

, K

(2 players)
BB bets t7800, Hero calls t7791 (All-In)

Turn: (t29212) 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t29212) 4

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t29212

Main pot: t29212 between Hero and BB, won by Hero

Results:

Поддаются фиши-то

15k за 11$

Button (t31355)
Hero (SB) (t34191)
BB (t39255)
UTG (t49757)
UTG+1 (t60590)
MP1 (t4297)
MP2 (t20652)
CO (t44554)

Hero's M: 17.10

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

, 4

6 folds, Hero bets t1688, BB calls t888

Flop: (t4176) 10

, 3

, 4

(2 players)
Hero bets t1880, BB calls t1880

Turn: (t7936) K

(2 players)
Hero bets t3580, 1 fold

Total pot: t7936

Results:

3k за 11$

UTG+1 (t39096)
MP1 (t38328)
MP2 (t11592)
MP3 (t7868)
CO (t13627)
Hero (Button) (t6042)
SB (t11461)
BB (t8485)
UTG (t13024)

Hero's M: 4.68

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q

, Q

5 folds, CO bets t1000, Hero raises to t5982 (All-In), 2 folds, CO calls t4982

Flop: (t13254) 6

, 8

, 7

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t13254) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t13254) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t13254

Main pot: t13254 between CO and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Фишара

3k за 11$

Button (t8855)
SB (t50125)
BB (t4398)
UTG (t7808)
UTG+1 (t6075)
Hero (MP1) (t11644)
MP2 (t14761)
MP3 (t22028)
CO (t16189)

Hero's M: 7.61

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

, K

2 folds, Hero bets t1288, 5 folds, BB calls t688

Flop: (t3506) Q

, A

, 6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t3506) 3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t3506) 3

(2 players)
BB bets t3040 (All-In), Hero calls t3040

Total pot: t9586

Main pot: t9586 between BB and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

Так-с, ситуация такова:

- 15k за 11$ - 90-й из 146-ти ;

- 3k за 11$ - 41-й из 86-ти .

Блять

Аут из 3k за 11$

UTG+1 (t15512)
MP1 (t65067)
MP2 (t9764)
CO (t6878)
Button (t21476)
Hero (SB) (t12497)
BB (t8986)
UTG (t35050)

Hero's M: 6.25

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

, A

3 folds, MP2 bets t9664 (All-In), 1 fold, Button calls t9664, Hero raises to t12397 (All-In), 1 fold, Button calls t2733

Flop: (t36058) 5

, 5

, 7

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t36058) 5

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t36058) J

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t36058

Main pot: t30592 between MP2, Button and Hero, won by Button
Side pot 1: t5466 between Button and Hero, won by Button

Results:

Ну и, конечно, 67-е место Мне нужны санитары.

15k за 11$

Button (t25929)
SB (t87087)
BB (t41828)
UTG (t72743)
UTG+1 (t118334)
MP1 (t36594)
MP2 (t41577)
Hero (MP3) (t24080)
CO (t67936)

Hero's M: 5.73

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

, Q

2 folds, MP1 bets t3200, 1 fold, Hero raises to t6000, 2 folds, SB calls t5200, 1 fold, MP1 calls t2800

Flop: (t21400) Q

, A

, 4

(3 players)
SB checks, MP1 bets t4800, Hero calls t4800, 1 fold

Turn: (t31000) 3

(2 players)
MP1 bets t6400, Hero raises to t13080 (All-In), MP1 calls t6680

River: (t57160) 3

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t57160

Main pot: t57160 between MP1 and Hero, won by Hero

Results:

28-й из 93-х

Тьфу бля

Аут из 15k за 11$

MP2 (t42364)
MP3 (t110371)
CO (t54943)
Button (t1294)
SB (t29757)
Hero (BB) (t43194)
UTG (t34860)
UTG+1 (t217970)
MP1 (t169548)

Hero's M: 8.23

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

, 7

1 fold, UTG+1 bets t4280, 2 folds, MP3 calls t4280, 3 folds, Hero raises to t42944 (All-In), UTG+1 raises to t217720 (All-In), 1 fold

Flop: (t93418) A

, 10

, K

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t93418) 6

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t93418) J

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t93418

Main pot: t93418 between Hero and UTG+1, won by UTG+1

Results:

69-е место Просто пиздец какой-то.

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