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Я этот фтп рот ебал - ни одной раздачи выиграть нормальной не могу.

В полтинике QQ<AA в вйоне блинов причем, и Q и A на флопе.

В 26 вот такая вот хуйня.

Full Tilt, 140/280 blinds, 25 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (CO): 11,571 (41.3 bb)
BTN: 2,244 (8 bb)
SB: 14,492 (51.8 bb)
BB: 5,986 (21.4 bb)
UTG+2: 9,896 (35.3 bb)
MP1: 10,119 (36.1 bb)
MP2: 6,335 (22.6 bb)
MP3: 8,233 (29.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

UTG+2 raises to 560, 3 folds, Hero raises to 1,260, 3 folds, UTG+2 raises to 2,940, Hero raises to 11,546 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 6,931 and is all-in

Flop: (20,362) K

9

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (20,362) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,362) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Чудом устоял.

Full Tilt, 200/400 blinds, 50 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 9,393 (23.5 bb)
MP1: 17,065 (42.7 bb)
MP2: 5,344 (13.4 bb)
MP3: 8,927 (22.3 bb)
CO: 14,634 (36.6 bb)
BTN: 3,090 (7.7 bb)
SB: 4,222 (10.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,260 (13.2 bb)
UTG+1: 8,608 (21.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

4

5 folds, CO raises to 1,400, 2 folds, Hero raises to 5,210 and is all-in, CO calls 3,810

Flop: (11,070) 9

Q

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (11,070) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (11,070) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Пятый в Циклоне на 888 - ну с такими картам - это как первый.

Жидовское ебало уже просто изхуелось все, чтоб ебанатов в свой ебларумчик затаскивать.

Full Tilt, 400/800 blinds, 100 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (CO): 19,511 (24.4 bb)
BTN: 33,019 (41.3 bb)
SB: 19,396 (24.2 bb)
BB: 38,411 (48 bb)
UTG+1: 32,087 (40.1 bb)
UTG+2: 35,835 (44.8 bb)
MP1: 23,736 (29.7 bb)
MP2: 5,255 (6.6 bb)
MP3: 13,669 (17.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

3 folds, MP2 raises to 5,155 and is all-in, MP3 folds, Hero calls 5,155, 3 folds

Flop: (12,410) A

4

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (12,410) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,410) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

у чела 1 слово 6бб мастевые коннекторы буби козыри-хули ещё надо для счастья

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 1,556 (77.8 bb)
CO: 1,470 (73.5 bb)
BTN: 1,454 (72.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 1,470 (73.5 bb)
BB: 1,500 (75 bb)
UTG+2: 1,430 (71.5 bb)
MP1: 1,500 (75 bb)
MP2: 1,500 (75 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

5 folds, BTN raises to 50, Hero raises to 130, BB folds, BTN calls 80

Flop: (280) 3

Q

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (280) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 170, BTN raises to 640, Hero raises to 1,340 and is all-in, BTN calls 684 and is all-in

River: (2,928) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

DanilaKa @ 22.2.2013
у чела 1 слово 6бб мастевые коннекторы буби козыри-хули ещё надо для счастья

надо чтоб он на хуй с ними пошел

Goban899 @ 21.2.2013

В пик и по 16 может быть. Так 10-12 в среднем.
Монитор один? Какая диагональ?

два монитора

Pacific, $20 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 5,412 (54.1 bb)
MP3: 4,128 (41.3 bb)
CO: 5,514 (55.1 bb)
BTN: 4,174 (41.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,409 (44.1 bb)
BB: 6,981 (69.8 bb)
UTG+1: 4,863 (48.6 bb)
UTG+2: 4,335 (43.4 bb)
MP1: 3,657 (36.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

A

7 folds, Hero raises to 300, BB raises to 700, Hero raises to 4,409 and is all-in, BB calls 3,709

Flop: (8,818) A

5

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,818) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,818) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Тож диторболинговская шалава

коллектед
Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 3,152 (78.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,810 (70.3 bb)
MP1: 2,725 (68.1 bb)
MP2: 2,790 (69.8 bb)
MP3: 1,948 (48.7 bb)
CO: 2,600 (65 bb)
BTN: 3,715 (92.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,410 (110.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

K

3 folds, MP3 raises to 80, 2 folds, Hero calls 60, BB folds

Flop: (200) Q

A

6

(2 players)
Hero bets 100, MP3 calls 100

Turn: (400) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks

River: (400) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 320, MP3 calls 320

Results:

Рояли не собираешь? На память?

StaffGood @ 22.2.2013
Рояли не собираешь? На память?

Да хуй на на них.
На рояли эти.




23 февраля я не отмечаю принципиально - а вот 22ое кажный год.

Ну тогда дискотека!

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ребайник
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 25,804 (21.5 bb)
CO: 24,260 (20.2 bb)
BTN: 11,049 (9.2 bb)
SB: 45,943 (38.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 19,953 (16.6 bb)
UTG+2: 15,521 (12.9 bb)
MP1: 16,725 (13.9 bb)
MP2: 34,825 (29 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

8

2 folds, MP2 raises to 2,400, 4 folds, Hero calls 1,200

Flop: (6,400) J

3

7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 2,455, Hero raises to 4,910, MP2 raises to 7,365, Hero raises to 17,428 and is all-in, MP2 folds

Results: