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2r1a
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 42,449 (21.2 bb)
MP3: 24,947 (12.5 bb)
CO: 32,078 (16 bb)
BTN: 58,207 (29.1 bb)
SB: 36,190 (18.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 135,570 (67.8 bb)
UTG+2: 53,069 (26.5 bb)
MP1: 151,189 (75.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

6

UTG+2 raises to 4,000, MP1 calls 4,000, 5 folds, Hero calls 2,000

Flop: (15,000) 6

7

J

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 6,000, MP1 raises to 18,000, Hero calls 18,000, UTG+2 raises to 48,819 and is all-in, MP1 calls 30,819, Hero raises to 131,320 and is all-in, MP1 folds

Turn: (161,457) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (161,457) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 31,551 (63.1 bb)
CO: 12,124 (24.2 bb)
BTN: 8,711 (17.4 bb)
SB: 11,429 (22.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 37,017 (74 bb)
UTG+2: 19,235 (38.5 bb)
MP1: 11,669 (23.3 bb)
MP2: 6,536 (13.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 500, 3 folds, BTN raises to 8,651 and is all-in, SB folds, Hero calls 8,151, MP1 folds

Flop: (18,532) 7

8

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (18,532) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (18,532) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Финалка 2р1а очень банальна

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (17,500/35,000 blinds, 4,375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 588,974 (16.8 bb)
MP1: 540,724 (15.4 bb)
MP2: 1,364,348 (39 bb)
MP3: 589,368 (16.8 bb)
CO: 2,023,399 (57.8 bb)
BTN: 807,425 (23.1 bb)
SB: 898,762 (25.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

MP1 raises to 73,255, 5 folds, Hero raises to 584,599 and is all-in, MP1 calls 463,094 and is all-in

Flop: (1,120,823) 7

2

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (1,120,823) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (1,120,823) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (20,000/40,000 blinds, 5,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP1): 331,750 (8.3 bb)
MP2: 1,128,323 (28.2 bb)
MP3: 1,265,348 (31.6 bb)
CO: 601,868 (15 bb)
BTN: 1,892,024 (47.3 bb)
SB: 739,925 (18.5 bb)
BB: 853,762 (21.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

Q

Hero raises to 326,750 and is all-in, 5 folds, BB calls 286,750

Flop: (708,500) 7

5

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (708,500) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (708,500) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Как меня вот эта уебищнвя хуйня вытегивает на всех румах.

Pacific, $60 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 6,052 (10.1 bb)
MP2: 28,048 (46.7 bb)
MP3: 7,380 (12.3 bb)
CO: 12,132 (20.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 19,378 (32.3 bb)
SB: 16,690 (27.8 bb)
BB: 9,424 (15.7 bb)
UTG+1: 8,580 (14.3 bb)
UTG+2: 16,143 (26.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

A

UTG+1 calls 600, 5 folds, Hero raises to 1,800, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to 8,520 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,720

Flop: (18,480) K

T

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (18,480) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (18,480) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Pacific, $32 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 1,449 (14.5 bb)
SB: 4,016 (40.2 bb)
BB: 4,308 (43.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 2,882 (28.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,719 (27.2 bb)
MP1: 1,875 (18.8 bb)
MP2: 3,789 (37.9 bb)
MP3: 1,929 (19.3 bb)
CO: 5,145 (51.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9

9

Hero raises to 300, UTG+2 calls 300, 6 folds, BB calls 200

Flop: (950) 8

7

8

(3 players)
BB bets 4,008 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,582 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds

Turn: (6,114) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,114) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

ну с АК 50 на 50 проиграл, норм чо...
лучше расскажи, че это за турик такой за $60

циклон

Все раздачи хуево сыграны, если ьы ьыли сыграны пиздато то победил бы а так нехуй на еврея гнать -есоли фишара сам по чебе, то скиловые пацантре точно не виноваты.

Переименнуй тему в " нитовое днище"!!! К чему весь этот пафос?!)

Какое днище, позволю себе процитировать хозяина блога

[14:20] goban899: на скиле ебашу

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (30/60 blinds, 5 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 6,055 (100.9 bb)
SB: 2,270 (37.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,785 (46.4 bb)
UTG+1: 2,980 (49.7 bb)
UTG+2: 4,295 (71.6 bb)
MP1: 1,980 (33 bb)
MP2: 3,315 (55.3 bb)
MP3: 3,540 (59 bb)
CO: 9,390 (156.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5s 9c
3 folds, MP2 calls 60, 3 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (225) 5h 2d 5d (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 bets 120, SB raises to 360, Hero calls 360, MP2 folds

Turn: (1,065) 6h (2 players)
SB bets 690, Hero raises to 2,360 and is all-in, SB calls 1,155 and is all-in

River: (4,755) 5c (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 4,755 pot
Final Board: 5h 2d 5d 6h 5c
SB showed 2c 2s and lost (-2,270 net)
Hero showed 5s 9c and won 4,755 (2,485 net)

Betwin @ 15.2.2013
Какое днище, позволю себе процитировать хозяина блога

Пиздит!)))

Like a BOSS)))

$3.5k/$7k No Limit Holdem
888
3 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN I_Snaped_Him ($216k) 31bb
SB Goban899 ($395k) 56bb
BB Colovrat ($128k) 18bb

Pre-Flop: ($11k, 3 players)
I_Snaped_Him raises to $14k, Goban899 raises to $27k, Colovrat folds, I_Snaped_Him calls $13k

Flop: ($64k, 2 players)
Goban899 bets $32k, I_Snaped_Him calls $32k

Turn: ($127k, 2 players)
Goban899 checks, I_Snaped_Him checks

River: ($127k, 2 players)
Goban899 checks, I_Snaped_Him bets $64k, Goban899 calls $64k

Final Pot: $255k
Goban899 shows

I_Snaped_Him shows


Goban899 wins $255k (net +$132k)

АПД. Заовнил таки финалку. Поздравляю.

Да, первый топ-1 в этом года, хотя финалок уж до хуища было - так то он вроде не считается - не старзовский - но похуй запощу.

Еще в капе по 27.50 на старзах третье взял - ну там поделили по 600 с копейками где-то в топ-3))))
Я уж честно заебался просто играть этот кап ебаный.

Переводи на апе.... а то потом сольемся нахуй, надо щас тоже будет апать....

Ник знаешь, возму старзами!

А я ьлеать знал, чточуиъток оствлось... лошара я

Андорская свенота

Тока чекни в полтосе.

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 8,023 (40.1 bb)
MP2: 3,646 (18.2 bb)
MP3: 8,600 (43 bb)
CO: 3,545 (17.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,354 (31.8 bb)
SB: 3,198 (16 bb)
BB: 6,666 (33.3 bb)
UTG+2: 4,123 (20.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 400, CO folds, Hero raises to 900, 2 folds, MP3 calls 500

Flop: (2,100) 6

T

A

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 800, MP3 calls 800

Turn: (3,700) Q

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero checks

River: (3,700) A

(2 players)
MP3 bets 6,900 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,654 and is all-in

Results:

Хотел пихнуть сразу, потом почуял подвох от чилийской суперновы. Ну и могу так сказать - не хуй на флопе говноколить, пидорас чилийский.

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 14,148 (8.8 bb)
MP3: 82,015 (51.3 bb)
CO: 19,934 (12.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 27,077 (16.9 bb)
SB: 41,331 (25.8 bb)
BB: 49,766 (31.1 bb)
MP1: 28,605 (17.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

A

2 folds, MP3 raises to 3,200, CO folds, Hero calls 3,200, 2 folds

Flop: (9,850) 6

8

8

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 4,800, MP3 calls 4,800

Turn: (19,450) T

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 5,600, MP3 raises to 73,865 and is all-in, Hero calls 13,327 and is all-in

River: (57,304) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Предфиналка порлтоса - все как обычно.

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 26,298 (13.1 bb)
MP3: 59,825 (29.9 bb)
CO: 27,424 (13.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 53,989 (27 bb)
SB: 32,085 (16 bb)
BB: 84,336 (42.2 bb)
UTG+2: 28,980 (14.5 bb)
MP1: 56,049 (28 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

T

UTG+2 raises to 28,780 and is all-in, 4 folds, Hero raises to 53,789 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (62,160) J

9

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (62,160) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (62,160) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:



Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 22,098 (11 bb)
BTN: 55,625 (27.8 bb)
SB: 29,831 (14.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 24,009 (12 bb)
UTG+2: 34,485 (17.2 bb)
MP1: 115,960 (58 bb)
MP2: 58,760 (29.4 bb)
MP3: 60,249 (30.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

K

UTG+2 raises to 4,000, 5 folds, SB raises to 29,631 and is all-in, Hero calls 21,809 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds

Flop: (53,218) J

Q

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (53,218) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (53,218) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: