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Плохо сыграл ты раздачу с А8 - тут за 1.01 у него туз - надо добирать самому полюбас.


А я вот узрел перуанского слоудолбоеба. Зашел конечно кривовато я, но иногда можно.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP3): 26,814 (33.5 bb)
CO: 2,588 (3.2 bb)
BTN: 23,160 (29 bb)
SB: 44,449 (55.6 bb)
BB: 18,680 (23.4 bb)
UTG+2: 10,973 (13.7 bb)
MP1: 11,188 (14 bb)
MP2: 35,021 (43.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 6

6

2 folds, MP2 raises to 1,600, Hero calls 1,600, CO folds, BTN raises to 4,000, 2 folds, MP2 calls 2,400, Hero calls 2,400

Flop: (14,000) 5

Q

2

(3 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (14,000) 6

(3 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 5,200, BTN raises to 19,060 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero calls 13,860

River: (52,120) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Вот так бы ккаждый раз на предфиналках
Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 41,313 (25.8 bb)
SB: 51,850 (32.4 bb)
BB: 38,536 (24.1 bb)
UTG+1: 53,765 (33.6 bb)
UTG+2: 27,038 (16.9 bb)
MP1: 25,517 (15.9 bb)
MP2: 45,925 (28.7 bb)
Hero (MP3): 50,627 (31.6 bb)
CO: 131,546 (82.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 25,317 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 50,427 and is all-in, 4 folds

Flop: (54,834) 9

Q

K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (54,834) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (54,834) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

УАН МООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООО ТАЙМ, ФАКИН ЭНИМАЛС!!!!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 310 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 134,362 (53.7 bb)
BTN: 67,480 (27 bb)
SB: 80,638 (32.3 bb)
BB: 17,668 (7.1 bb)
MP1: 32,522 (13 bb)
Hero (MP2): 84,004 (33.6 bb)
MP3: 49,443 (19.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

K

MP1 raises to 32,212 and is all-in, Hero raises to 83,694 and is all-in, 5 folds

Flop: (70,344) 2

A

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (70,344) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (70,344) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

почему то я ,не удивлён,ебанная канадская свинья,обожравшая говна с впипом 70
Party, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 10 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 3,029 (25.2 bb)
MP1: 1,815 (15.1 bb)
SB: 8,684 (72.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 3,600 (30 bb)
MP3: 6,958 (58 bb)
UTG: 7,200 (60 bb)
MP2: 1,280 (10.7 bb)
UTG+1: 9,252 (77.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,060 (25.5 bb)
CO: 5,807 (48.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls 120, 2 folds, MP2 calls 120, 2 folds, Hero calls 120, SB folds, BB checks

Flop: (540) (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets 120, MP2 folds, Hero calls 120, BB folds

Turn: (780) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 320, Hero raises to 640, UTG+1 calls 320

River: (2,060) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 1,080, Hero raises to 2,720 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 1,640

Results:

Вот так эта охуевшая, вышеупомянутая мною бразильская мразота Lucas2010105 и играет

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP: 177,307 (29.6 bb)
CO: 131,233 (21.9 bb)
BTN: 126,205 (21 bb)
SB: 140,789 (23.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 91,370 (15.2 bb)
UTG: 326,096 (54.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

3

3 folds, BTN raises to 12,660, SB raises to 27,200, Hero folds, BTN raises to 42,000, SB raises to 140,039 and is all-in, BTN calls 83,455 and is all-in

Flop: (261,410) T

K

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (261,410) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (261,410) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Другую бразилу езданул

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 156,307 (26.1 bb)
BB: 190,483 (31.7 bb)
MP: 274,494 (45.7 bb)
Hero (CO): 67,370 (11.2 bb)
BTN: 304,346 (50.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

Q

MP folds, Hero raises to 66,620 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 60,620

Flop: (139,990) 9

J

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (139,990) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (139,990) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну и добил езданутого ранее бразилу.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 875 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 142,057 (20.3 bb)
BB: 88,448 (12.6 bb)
MP: 286,619 (40.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 125,990 (18 bb)
BTN: 349,886 (50 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

Q

MP folds, Hero raises to 14,700, 2 folds, BB raises to 87,573 and is all-in, Hero calls 72,873

Flop: (183,021) 4

7

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (183,021) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (183,021) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Lucas2010105 вылетел 4тым - уже победа.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 3 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 475,396 (47.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 91,958 (9.2 bb)
SB: 425,646 (42.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

Q

Hero raises to 90,708 and is all-in, SB calls 85,708, BB calls 80,708

Flop: (275,874) 4

K

9

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, BB checks

Turn: (275,874) 5

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, BB checks

River: (275,874) 7

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, BB checks

Results:

Третий - ну неплохо - отбил баины за 2 дня.

Goban899 @ 23.1.2013
Третий - ну неплохо - отбил баины за 2 дня.

Поздравляю !

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,535 (29.5 bb)
MP3: 5,780 (48.2 bb)
CO: 2,540 (21.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 3,767 (31.4 bb)
SB: 1,595 (13.3 bb)
BB: 900 (7.5 bb)
UTG+1: 12,322 (102.7 bb)
UTG+2: 3,190 (26.6 bb)
MP1: 13,022 (108.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

K

4 folds, MP3 raises to 240, CO folds, Hero raises to 420, 2 folds, MP3 calls 180

Flop: (1,155) 9

9

5

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 600, MP3 calls 600

Turn: (2,355) Q

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero checks

River: (2,355) T

(2 players)
MP3 bets 1,080, Hero calls 1,080

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 3,205 (26.7 bb)
SB: 1,451 (12.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,517 (37.6 bb)
UTG+2: 1,445 (12 bb)
MP1: 3,570 (29.8 bb)
MP2: 13,267 (110.6 bb)
MP3: 9,334 (77.8 bb)
CO: 9,862 (82.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

Q

4 folds, CO calls 120, BTN folds, SB completes, Hero raises to 360, CO calls 240, SB calls 240

Flop: (1,200) J

2

J

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets 1,080, SB calls 1,076 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,080

Turn: (4,436) T

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (4,436) Q

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 3,062 and is all-in, CO folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,145 (21 bb)
MP1: 2,955 (19.7 bb)
MP2: 2,970 (19.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 7,753 (51.7 bb)
CO: 2,670 (17.8 bb)
BTN: 13,507 (90 bb)
SB: 9,154 (61 bb)
BB: 10,497 (70 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

K

2 folds, MP2 raises to 750, Hero raises to 7,733 and is all-in, 4 folds, MP2 calls 2,200 and is all-in

Flop: (6,285) 2

8

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,285) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,285) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 2,840 (18.9 bb)
BTN: 2,650 (17.7 bb)
SB: 2,210 (14.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 12,388 (82.6 bb)
UTG+1: 3,355 (22.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,590 (17.3 bb)
MP1: 13,427 (89.5 bb)
MP2: 8,999 (60 bb)
MP3: 10,192 (67.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

9

UTG+1 raises to 3,335 and is all-in, 7 folds, Hero calls 3,185

Flop: (6,925) 6

5

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,925) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,925) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 4,530 (90.6 bb)
CO: 4,680 (93.6 bb)
BTN: 2,424 (48.5 bb)
SB: 3,296 (65.9 bb)
BB: 2,465 (49.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (60 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,695 (53.9 bb)
MP2: 4,179 (83.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8

7

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 132, 3 folds, BTN raises to 350, 2 folds, Hero calls 218

Flop: (775) A

T

3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 400, Hero raises to 2,345 and is all-in, BTN folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 4,530 (90.6 bb)
CO: 4,680 (93.6 bb)
BTN: 2,424 (48.5 bb)
SB: 3,296 (65.9 bb)
BB: 2,465 (49.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (60 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,695 (53.9 bb)
MP2: 4,179 (83.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8

7

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 132, 3 folds, BTN raises to 350, 2 folds, Hero calls 218

Flop: (775) A

T

3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 400, Hero raises to 2,345 and is all-in, BTN folds

Results:

Высоко катаешь, старый)

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,350 (33.5 bb)
MP3: 5,362 (53.6 bb)
CO: 2,700 (27 bb)
BTN: 1,955 (19.6 bb)
SB: 4,276 (42.8 bb)
BB: 3,000 (30 bb)
UTG+1: 2,742 (27.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,660 (26.6 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (30 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 265, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 265, 3 folds, SB calls 215, BB folds

Flop: (895) 5

7

9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 500, MP2 calls 500, SB folds

Turn: (1,895) A

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,895 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,895

River: (5,685) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Меня тоже достали идиоты с попаданием в одну карту на флопе, суки, бляди, пидорасы.

Тащи, Гобыч!

разнылись ёпта на 2 страницы,вот вас пропёрло-то)
бля,а гобан-то в хайроллеры выбился стоило только отвлечься

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP1): 12,014 (48.1 bb)
MP2: 5,933 (23.7 bb)
MP3: 11,966 (47.9 bb)
CO: 4,608 (18.4 bb)
BTN: 8,225 (32.9 bb)
SB: 7,325 (29.3 bb)
BB: 11,721 (46.9 bb)
UTG+1: 4,723 (18.9 bb)
UTG+2: 15,323 (61.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

9

2 folds, Hero raises to 525, 4 folds, SB raises to 1,550, BB folds, Hero calls 1,025

Flop: (3,575) 9

K

7

(2 players)
SB bets 5,750 and is all-in, Hero calls 5,750

Turn: (15,075) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,075) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP3): 21,089 (84.4 bb)
CO: 5,408 (21.6 bb)
BTN: 10,766 (43.1 bb)
SB: 4,208 (16.8 bb)
BB: 8,650 (34.6 bb)
UTG+1: 44,402 (177.6 bb)
UTG+2: 11,896 (47.6 bb)
MP1: 4,323 (17.3 bb)
MP2: 15,498 (62 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

8

4 folds, Hero raises to 525, 2 folds, SB raises to 4,183 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 3,658

Flop: (8,841) J

9

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,841) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,841) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

1#DragoRUS16 - фартожопая еблина, главное в чате умничает много. Такие пидарки нужны пархатому.

ТОП-30, все как обычно

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 19,146 (9.6 bb)
MP1: 23,008 (11.5 bb)
MP2: 47,185 (23.6 bb)
MP3: 69,661 (34.8 bb)
CO: 84,794 (42.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 27,622 (13.8 bb)
SB: 76,516 (38.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

K

4 folds, Hero raises to 4,200, SB folds, BB raises to 18,946 and is all-in, Hero calls 14,746

Flop: (40,292) 3

T

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (40,292) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (40,292) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: