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antispeed - петушила ебаная

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 5,730 (19.1 bb)
CO: 4,147 (13.8 bb)
BTN: 10,546 (35.2 bb)
SB: 23,123 (77.1 bb)
BB: 9,134 (30.4 bb)
UTG+1: 6,980 (23.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 5,436 (18.1 bb)
MP1: 9,791 (32.6 bb)
MP2: 21,105 (70.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

J

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 795, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 795, 2 folds, BTN calls 795, 2 folds

Flop: (3,195) T

3

2

(3 players)
Hero bets 2,550, MP2 raises to 19,800, BTN folds, Hero calls 2,051 and is all-in

Turn: (12,397) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,397) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

NUFC MERSIEH - ебаная британская свинья

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 24,347 (24.3 bb)
BB: 45,156 (45.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 13,140 (13.1 bb)
UTG+2: 21,234 (21.2 bb)
MP1: 20,208 (20.2 bb)
MP2: 10,166 (10.2 bb)
MP3: 52,499 (52.5 bb)
CO: 52,863 (52.9 bb)
BTN: 25,457 (25.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

A

Hero raises to 13,015 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP2 calls 10,041 and is all-in, 5 folds

Flop: (22,707) 5

T

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (22,707) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (22,707) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

наркоман польский
Party, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 5,240 (34.9 bb)
UTG+2: 5,230 (34.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,307 (42 bb)
CO: 4,160 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 4,145 (27.6 bb)
UTG+1: 6,772 (45.1 bb)
MP3: 2,780 (18.5 bb)
BB: 2,573 (17.2 bb)
SB: 3,540 (23.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG+1 raises to 450, 5 folds, Hero calls 450, SB folds, BB calls 300

Flop: (1,425) (3 players)
BB bets 2,123 and is all-in, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls 2,123

Turn: (5,671) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,671) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Бог не яшка,видит кому тяжко!!! против него же
Party, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,740 (31.6 bb)
MP1: 3,580 (23.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,134 (20.9 bb)
BTN: 3,935 (26.2 bb)
MP3: 3,920 (26.1 bb)
UTG+2: 6,322 (42.1 bb)
CO: 3,430 (22.9 bb)
UTG+1: 7,921 (52.8 bb)
BB: 3,765 (25.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
UTG+1 calls 150, 6 folds, Hero raises to 500, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 350

Flop: (1,150) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 1,150, Hero calls 1,150

Turn: (3,450) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 6,271 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,484 and is all-in

River: (6,418) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Нате блять, хуй из под кровати

ребайник
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 28,882 (36.1 bb)
BB: 9,030 (11.3 bb)
UTG+1: 4,822 (6 bb)
UTG+2: 14,703 (18.4 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,795 (4.7 bb)
MP2: 20,168 (25.2 bb)
MP3: 5,494 (6.9 bb)
CO: 10,427 (13 bb)
BTN: 37,856 (47.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 3,720 and is all-in, 4 folds, SB calls 3,320, BB raises to 8,955 and is all-in, SB calls 5,235

Flop: (22,305) 2

T

3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (22,305) T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (22,305) K

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ломаем Жору, ебем Альбатрос.

Эт тоже с ребайника. Уебал какое-то нитовое днище.
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 32,260 (40.3 bb)
SB: 6,127 (7.7 bb)
BB: 9,594 (12 bb)
UTG+1: 12,828 (16 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 12,647 (15.8 bb)
MP1: 25,437 (31.8 bb)
MP2: 57,538 (71.9 bb)
MP3: 12,107 (15.1 bb)
CO: 36,176 (45.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with T

T

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 12,572 and is all-in, 5 folds, SB calls 5,652 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (13,579) 6

7

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (13,579) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (13,579) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 31,985 (32 bb)
MP3: 8,519 (8.5 bb)
CO: 12,053 (12.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 18,399 (18.4 bb)
SB: 36,762 (36.8 bb)
BB: 57,263 (57.3 bb)
UTG+2: 14,132 (14.1 bb)
MP1: 35,901 (35.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

A

5 folds, Hero raises to 18,299 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls 17,299

Flop: (37,898) Q

5

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (37,898) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (37,898) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 5,380 (35.9 bb)
MP1: 9,687 (64.6 bb)
MP2: 6,353 (42.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): 4,360 (29.1 bb)
CO: 7,821 (52.1 bb)
BTN: 3,772 (25.1 bb)
SB: 18,429 (122.9 bb)
BB: 2,400 (16 bb)
UTG+1: 6,296 (42 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

T

4 folds, Hero raises to 397, CO calls 397, 3 folds

Flop: (1,019) 3

5

9

(2 players)
Hero bets 825, CO raises to 1,650, Hero raises to 3,963 and is all-in, CO calls 2,313

Turn: (8,945) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,945) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 7,678 (64 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,040 (17 bb)
CO: 5,060 (42.2 bb)
BTN: 3,575 (29.8 bb)
SB: 10,563 (88 bb)
BB: 6,511 (54.3 bb)
UTG+1: 5,695 (47.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,845 (32 bb)
MP1: 3,335 (27.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

A

4 folds, Hero raises to 240, 3 folds, BB calls 120

Flop: (675) 9

4

2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 420, BB raises to 840, Hero raises to 1,785 and is all-in, BB calls 945

Turn: (4,245) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,245) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 12,648 (5.1 bb)
SB: 22,849 (9.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 20,969 (8.4 bb)
UTG+1: 22,959 (9.2 bb)
UTG+2: 32,294 (12.9 bb)
MP1: 100,309 (40.1 bb)
MP2: 11,911 (4.8 bb)
MP3: 56,026 (22.4 bb)
CO: 92,941 (37.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 22,709 and is all-in, UTG+2 raises to 32,044 and is all-in, 6 folds, Hero calls 18,219 and is all-in

Flop: (69,637) 3

4

3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (69,637) 6

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (69,637) K

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Denmark блеать

1р1а
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 9,967 (49.8 bb)
BTN: 19,992 (100 bb)
Hero (SB): 6,960 (34.8 bb)
BB: 10,622 (53.1 bb)
UTG+1: 19,223 (96.1 bb)
UTG+2: 4,445 (22.2 bb)
MP1: 13,119 (65.6 bb)
MP2: 27,397 (137 bb)
MP3: 16,102 (80.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

J

4 folds, MP3 raises to 475, 2 folds, Hero calls 375, BB calls 275

Flop: (1,425) K

5

3

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP3 bets 650, Hero raises to 1,500, BB folds, MP3 calls 850

Turn: (4,425) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,700, MP3 raises to 9,800, Hero calls 3,285 and is all-in

River: (14,395) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

1р1а
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 19,815 (49.5 bb)
MP2: 13,517 (33.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 9,465 (23.7 bb)
CO: 19,337 (48.3 bb)
BTN: 3,675 (9.2 bb)
SB: 4,936 (12.3 bb)
BB: 17,221 (43.1 bb)
UTG+1: 20,008 (50 bb)
UTG+2: 58,434 (146.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

J

4 folds, Hero raises to 940, 2 folds, SB raises to 4,886 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 3,946

Flop: (10,622) 4

A

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (10,622) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,622) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Опять какой-то бразиле на ровном месте впиздярил

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 21,050 (105.3 bb)
UTG+2: 9,930 (49.7 bb)
MP1: 9,370 (46.9 bb)
MP2: 10,703 (53.5 bb)
Hero (MP3): 4,885 (24.4 bb)
CO: 36,080 (180.4 bb)
BTN: 2,930 (14.7 bb)
SB: 5,885 (29.4 bb)
BB: 5,950 (29.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

K

UTG+1 calls 200, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 600, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 4,860 and is all-in, 5 folds, MP1 calls 4,260

Flop: (10,445) J

Q

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (10,445) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,445) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

snigir отшелестел чуток, сбросил тык сказать баксы, брякнул по столу "котлетой"

ребайник
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP2): 24,757 (61.9 bb)
MP3: 6,368 (15.9 bb)
CO: 21,120 (52.8 bb)
BTN: 12,235 (30.6 bb)
SB: 5,450 (13.6 bb)
BB: 16,842 (42.1 bb)
UTG+1: 33,015 (82.5 bb)
UTG+2: 13,895 (34.7 bb)
MP1: 20,995 (52.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8

8

UTG+1 calls 400, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 400, Hero raises to 1,200, 2 folds, BTN calls 1,200, SB folds, BB calls 800, UTG+1 calls 800, MP1 calls 800

Flop: (6,650) 8

2

8

(5 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (6,650) K

(5 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets 2,593, Hero calls 2,593, 3 folds

River: (11,836) A

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 6,600, MP1 calls 6,600

Results:

Проебал колумбийской хуйне монетку важную в ребайнике.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 36,840 (12.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 63,301 (21.1 bb)
BB: 106,904 (35.6 bb)
UTG+1: 175,802 (58.6 bb)
UTG+2: 5,484 (1.8 bb)
MP1: 83,232 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 142,326 (47.4 bb)
MP3: 79,024 (26.3 bb)
CO: 38,036 (12.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 15,000, 6 folds, Hero raises to 62,926 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 47,926

Flop: (132,227) 2

T

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (132,227) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (132,227) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 9,720 (162 bb)
CO: 2,616 (43.6 bb)
BTN: 2,770 (46.2 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,824 (63.7 bb)
BB: 3,163 (52.7 bb)
UTG+1: 6,425 (107.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (50 bb)
MP1: 1,925 (32.1 bb)
MP2: 3,315 (55.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2

2

2 folds, MP1 raises to 150, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 150, 2 folds, Hero calls 120, BB folds

Flop: (510) T

2

8

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP3 bets 180, Hero raises to 510, MP1 raises to 1,775 and is all-in, MP3 calls 1,595, Hero raises to 3,674 and is all-in, MP3 calls 1,899

Turn: (9,633) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (9,633) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Очередная беспалевная раздача от старзов в ребайнике
Типа с рандомаными блять картами.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,320 (16.6 bb)
MP3: 23,683 (118.4 bb)
CO: 6,116 (30.6 bb)
BTN: 12,692 (63.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 8,295 (41.5 bb)
BB: 8,706 (43.5 bb)
UTG+1: 8,850 (44.3 bb)
UTG+2: 6,495 (32.5 bb)
MP1: 4,380 (21.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

A

4 folds, MP3 calls 200, CO folds, BTN calls 200, Hero raises to 700, BB folds, MP3 calls 500, BTN folds

Flop: (2,025) 3

2

5

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,000, MP3 calls 1,000

Turn: (4,025) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,200, MP3 calls 2,200

River: (8,425) A

(2 players)
Hero bets 4,370 and is all-in, MP3 calls 4,370

Results:

2р1а - тоже без палева все на бабле.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 21,607 (21.6 bb)
BTN: 55,481 (55.5 bb)
SB: 16,358 (16.4 bb)
BB: 11,202 (11.2 bb)
UTG+1: 66,498 (66.5 bb)
UTG+2: 17,802 (17.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 7,226 (7.2 bb)
MP2: 28,519 (28.5 bb)
MP3: 22,704 (22.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 7,101 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO raises to 21,482 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (16,827) 9

9

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (16,827) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (16,827) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ебанаша sergei955 не очкует.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 2,975 (59.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,385 (47.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 1,529 (30.6 bb)
MP2: 2,851 (57 bb)
MP3: 4,135 (82.7 bb)
CO: 4,035 (80.7 bb)
BTN: 5,882 (117.6 bb)
SB: 2,590 (51.8 bb)
BB: 3,540 (70.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 1,529 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN calls 1,529, 2 folds

Flop: (3,133) 2

T

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,133) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,133) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 17.1.2013
Ебанаша sergei955 не очкует.

за ебаната

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 2,706 (33.8 bb)
MP3: 7,820 (97.8 bb)
CO: 1,347 (16.8 bb)
BTN: 2,560 (32 bb)
SB: 134 (1.7 bb)
BB: 3,005 (37.6 bb)
UTG+1: 2,349 (29.4 bb)
UTG+2: 5,511 (68.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 4,342 (54.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 240, 3 folds, BTN raises to 400, SB calls 94 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 160

Flop: (1,014) A

7

K

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (1,014) 3

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 560, BTN raises to 2,160 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,600

River: (5,334) Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 2,786 (27.9 bb)
BB: 7,760 (77.6 bb)
UTG+1: 1,167 (11.7 bb)
UTG+2: 6,929 (69.3 bb)
MP1: 15,207 (152.1 bb)
MP2: 2,515 (25.2 bb)
MP3: 2,339 (23.4 bb)
CO: 5,116 (51.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,372 (13.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 100, 4 folds, Hero raises to 300, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 200

Flop: (840) 7

T

T

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 300, UTG+2 calls 300

Turn: (1,440) 9

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 762 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 762

River: (2,964) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: