Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 54,437 (38.9 bb)
MP3: 67,072 (47.9 bb)
CO: 65,910 (47.1 bb)
BTN: 32,545 (23.2 bb)
SB: 34,114 (24.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 48,144 (34.4 bb)
UTG+1: 67,728 (48.4 bb)
UTG+2: 57,200 (40.9 bb)
MP1: 43,438 (31 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

8

6 folds, BTN raises to 3,120, SB folds, Hero calls 1,720

Flop: (8,515) 6

4

7

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (8,515) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,500, BTN calls 3,500

River: (15,515) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 7,700, BTN folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 310 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 173,628 (69.5 bb)
MP3: 186,996 (74.8 bb)
CO: 65,221 (26.1 bb)
BTN: 37,310 (14.9 bb)
SB: 54,168 (21.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 55,564 (22.2 bb)
UTG+1: 52,443 (21 bb)
UTG+2: 62,570 (25 bb)
MP1: 43,743 (17.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

T

7 folds, SB raises to 5,500, Hero calls 3,000

Flop: (13,790) 8

J

T

(2 players)
SB bets 8,750, Hero raises to 49,754 and is all-in, SB calls 39,608 and is all-in

Turn: (110,506) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (110,506) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Глумится сука.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 197,818 (49.5 bb)
UTG+2: 157,936 (39.5 bb)
MP1: 68,617 (17.2 bb)
MP2: 106,562 (26.6 bb)
Hero (MP3): 150,954 (37.7 bb)
CO: 95,883 (24 bb)
BTN: 142,040 (35.5 bb)
SB: 89,342 (22.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

A

2 folds, MP2 calls 4,000, Hero raises to 12,000, 4 folds, MP2 calls 8,000

Flop: (34,000) J

A

Q

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 20,000, MP2 calls 20,000

Turn: (74,000) T

(2 players)
MP2 bets 4,000, Hero calls 4,000

River: (82,000) 5

(2 players)
MP2 bets 4,000, Hero calls 4,000

Results:

Не знает что Q8 козыри, а не Q9

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 157,079 (26.2 bb)
MP1: 115,580 (19.3 bb)
MP2: 145,626 (24.3 bb)
MP3: 674,053 (112.3 bb)
Hero (CO): 167,326 (27.9 bb)
BTN: 125,006 (20.8 bb)
SB: 190,849 (31.8 bb)
BB: 246,338 (41.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

J

4 folds, Hero raises to 12,600, BTN calls 12,600, 2 folds

Flop: (40,200) A

T

3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 6,000, Hero calls 6,000

Turn: (52,200) 4

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (52,200) 4

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 18,000, Hero calls 18,000

Results:

Как эти подставы заебали - две раздачи на хуй. Стил 70.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (4,000/8,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP3: 115,484 (14.4 bb)
CO: 152,160 (19 bb)
BTN: 228,502 (28.6 bb)
SB: 773,999 (96.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 188,226 (23.5 bb)
MP1: 189,049 (23.6 bb)
MP2: 304,338 (38 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

A

2 folds, MP3 raises to 114,484 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 106,484

Flop: (239,968) 7

2

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (239,968) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (239,968) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 250,218 (25 bb)
BB: 147,660 (14.8 bb)
MP1: 243,002 (24.3 bb)
MP2: 789,249 (78.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 65,242 (6.5 bb)
CO: 171,549 (17.2 bb)
BTN: 284,838 (28.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 25,000, Hero raises to 63,992 and is all-in, 4 folds, MP2 calls 38,992

Flop: (151,734) 4

A

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (151,734) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (151,734) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну этож пиздец реально. Наступает момент - и всё понеслась. По хуй - вынесут на любых двух.

Какая вся эта хуйня имеет отношение к покеру - да хуй его знает. Ну явно, что никакого.

Я вот с утречка выпил сегодня и думаю сижу.
Между мыслями проскакиает - может на хуй эту дурильню все же.

я бы на твоем месте всеже сменил оляну на время и поиграл небольшие туриниры по полям. Сам для себя например решил просто играь на Покерстарс по выходным все равно килополя игратешь, так пусть уж будет мегаггигаполе) если уж доедешь так доедешь. А вот микротурики на других румах помогут таки приобрести уверенность в себе после нескольких побед, пусть там килотонны денег не поднимешь, но тем не менее, главное сейчас как по мне не деньги а возврат к уверенности в игре.

И да я не верю в крученость ГСЧ, поле огромное идиотов тьма вот тебе и раскачка дисперсии, тут все просто объяснить. Удачи. Я пока вынужденно отдыхаю, а может это и к лучшему.

Ну и где блять конец света?
Никакого позитива с утра.

Это, долбобеы из бункеров, вы ща че делаете?
Свечи сдаете чтоль за полцены на лабазы?

узнал про себя много нового после этой раздачи Party, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 6,800 (170 bb)
BB: 3,085 (77.1 bb)
UTG+2: 2,485 (62.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,820 (70.5 bb)
SB: 3,000 (75 bb)
CO: 2,880 (72 bb)
MP2: 2,850 (71.3 bb)
UTG+1: 2,870 (71.8 bb)
MP1: 3,340 (83.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 80, MP1 calls 80, MP2 calls 80, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 220, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 140, MP1 calls 140, MP2 calls 140

Flop: (940) (5 players)
UTG+2 bets 120, 2 folds, Hero raises to 320, UTG+2 calls 200

Turn: (1,580) (3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero checks

River: (1,580) (3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 1,000, UTG+2 calls 1,000

Он просто играть не умеет - не читал главу "Пятерка в руке - залог успеха в раздаче" из моей книги.

Встретились два дебила.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 2,212 (55.3 bb)
UTG+1: 1,425 (35.6 bb)
UTG+2: 3,595 (89.9 bb)
MP1: 2,635 (65.9 bb)
MP2: 2,840 (71 bb)
MP3: 6,471 (161.8 bb)
CO: 5,740 (143.5 bb)
BTN: 2,740 (68.5 bb)
SB: 2,465 (61.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

2

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 120, MP1 calls 120, 5 folds, Hero calls 80

Flop: (380) 5

J

J

(3 players)
Hero bets 200, UTG+2 calls 200, MP1 calls 200

Turn: (980) 4

(3 players)
Hero bets 420, UTG+2 calls 420, MP1 folds

River: (1,820) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 640, UTG+2 calls 640

Results:

когда меня начало так переезжать, удалили нах старзы, щас на фултилте играю

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 12,818 (106.8 bb)
MP2: 1,910 (15.9 bb)
MP3: 6,992 (58.3 bb)
CO: 2,255 (18.8 bb)
BTN: 4,335 (36.1 bb)
SB: 6,380 (53.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 7,764 (64.7 bb)
UTG+1: 8,920 (74.3 bb)
UTG+2: 6,885 (57.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

T

UTG+1 calls 120, UTG+2 raises to 240, 6 folds, Hero calls 120, UTG+1 calls 120

Flop: (915) 5

T

2

(3 players)
Hero bets 480, UTG+1 calls 480, UTG+2 raises to 1,440, Hero raises to 7,509 and is all-in, UTG+1 raises to 8,665 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 5,190 and is all-in

Turn: (22,563) 7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (22,563) 6

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 23,222 (92.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,703 (14.8 bb)
MP1: 3,565 (14.3 bb)
MP2: 2,445 (9.8 bb)
MP3: 3,395 (13.6 bb)
CO: 4,236 (16.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 21,273 (85.1 bb)
SB: 10,930 (43.7 bb)
BB: 10,270 (41.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3

T

UTG+1 calls 250, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 250, 3 folds, Hero calls 250, SB folds, BB checks

Flop: (1,395) 2

T

4

(4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets 655, Hero calls 655, 2 folds

Turn: (2,705) 7

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (2,705) K

(2 players)
MP1 bets 1,000, Hero raises to 4,750, MP1 calls 1,630 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 21,217 (70.7 bb)
MP1: 10,931 (36.4 bb)
MP2: 24,034 (80.1 bb)
MP3: 12,304 (41 bb)
CO: 8,084 (26.9 bb)
BTN: 4,817 (16.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 23,529 (78.4 bb)
BB: 9,270 (30.9 bb)
UTG+1: 14,438 (48.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

9

4 folds, MP3 raises to 900, 2 folds, Hero calls 750, BB calls 600

Flop: (3,060) J

7

9

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 1,300, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 22,589 and is all-in, BB calls 7,030 and is all-in

Turn: (19,720) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (19,720) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ни разу седня ни тузами ни королями не выиграл.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 59,048 (36.9 bb)
UTG+2: 27,712 (17.3 bb)
MP1: 20,195 (12.6 bb)
MP2: 43,645 (27.3 bb)
MP3: 8,137 (5.1 bb)
CO: 151,301 (94.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 36,214 (22.6 bb)
SB: 19,225 (12 bb)
BB: 65,862 (41.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 3,200, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 7,937 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero raises to 12,674, 3 folds

Flop: (23,274) 5

K

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (23,274) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (23,274) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Рега еще с мусорими подятнул британского

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 33,991 (17 bb)
MP1: 36,437 (18.2 bb)
MP2: 60,065 (30 bb)
MP3: 64,964 (32.5 bb)
CO: 22,869 (11.4 bb)
BTN: 108,184 (54.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 47,649 (23.8 bb)
BB: 57,689 (28.8 bb)
UTG+1: 95,996 (48 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

A

5 folds, CO raises to 22,619 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero raises to 47,399 and is all-in, BB calls 45,399

Flop: (119,667) T

3

Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (119,667) K

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (119,667) 8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

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Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (1,200/2,400 blinds, 300 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 14,941 (6.2 bb)
UTG+2: 34,187 (14.2 bb)
MP1: 50,465 (21 bb)
MP2: 50,914 (21.2 bb)
MP3: 43,022 (17.9 bb)
CO: 137,534 (57.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 127,167 (53 bb)
SB: 127,036 (52.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

A

5 folds, Hero raises to 5,040, SB folds, BB calls 2,640

Flop: (13,680) 5

Q

5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 4,800, BB folds

Results: