Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Неужто блять - я выиграю два овера+фд, после того как въебал, на предфиналке пидеру с тузом. Хуй - потный, вонючий Педро из Мексики много ближе потной вонючей пархатой мрази.
Стек бы на предфиналку опять был.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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CO: 174,383 (69.8 bb)
BTN: 72,940 (29.2 bb)
SB: 64,566 (25.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 61,173 (24.5 bb)
MP1: 88,698 (35.5 bb)
MP2: 78,353 (31.3 bb)
MP3: 108,713 (43.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

T

MP1 folds, MP2 calls 2,500, MP3 folds, CO raises to 7,500, 2 folds, Hero calls 5,000, MP2 calls 5,000

Flop: (25,500) 5

5

6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 12,500, CO folds, Hero raises to 53,423 and is all-in, MP2 calls 40,923

Turn: (132,346) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (132,346) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

фух,вроде полегчало,Сорри Гобан за мои сопли у тебя в дневнике

Топ-20. Опять хуй.
Итак, вот - три монеты ключевые - три раза хуем по губам.
Могу такие трансляции вести постоянно - тока на хуй это кому надо.
Все зараннее положено, результат известен. Пархатый пидер доволен.



Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (900/1,800 blinds, 225 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (MP2): 16,060 (8.9 bb)
MP3: 49,978 (27.8 bb)
CO: 65,132 (36.2 bb)
BTN: 53,326 (29.6 bb)
SB: 10,510 (5.8 bb)
BB: 19,292 (10.7 bb)
MP1: 17,815 (9.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7

7

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 15,835 and is all-in, MP3 calls 15,835, 4 folds

Flop: (35,945) K

J

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (35,945) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (35,945) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Снеговик в наручниках - качает.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 3,730 (6.2 bb)
MP3: 20,735 (34.6 bb)
CO: 17,174 (28.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 19,979 (33.3 bb)
SB: 31,290 (52.2 bb)
BB: 37,005 (61.7 bb)
UTG+1: 26,266 (43.8 bb)
UTG+2: 12,030 (20.1 bb)
MP1: 23,076 (38.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3

8

2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,500, 3 folds, Hero calls 1,500, 2 folds

Flop: (4,530) 3

K

6

(2 players)
MP1 bets 2,400, Hero calls 2,400

Turn: (9,330) 3

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 2,400, MP1 folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 1,945 (2.8 bb)
MP3: 16,657 (23.8 bb)
CO: 7,559 (10.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 15,872 (22.7 bb)
SB: 36,950 (52.8 bb)
BB: 35,341 (50.5 bb)
UTG+1: 28,246 (40.4 bb)
UTG+2: 13,460 (19.2 bb)
MP1: 35,255 (50.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6

3

6 folds, Hero raises to 1,470, SB calls 1,120, BB calls 770

Flop: (5,175) 2

Q

4

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (5,175) K

(3 players)
SB bets 1,400, BB folds, Hero calls 1,400

River: (7,975) 4

(2 players)
SB bets 1,400, Hero raises to 12,917 and is all-in, SB folds

Results:

добавлю и свой "финт от старзов" ("аквариум" - 3$ 1 R 1 A)

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

fefe 163 (MP1): t11565 M = 22.03
eelika (MP2): t21535 M = 41.02
fasher (CO): t35306 M = 67.25
atenas007 (BTN): t31918 M = 60.80
Hero (SB): t7945 M = 15.13
kpoker27 (BB): t5745 M = 10.94
DonPKRleone (UTG): t1770 M = 3.37
Pegas2002 (UTG+1): t13534 M = 25.78
kenken09 (UTG+2): t16742 M = 31.89

Pre Flop: (t525) Hero is SB with
1 fold, Pegas2002 calls t200, kenken09 calls t200, 4 folds, Hero raises to t1100, 1 fold, Pegas2002 calls t900, kenken09 raises to t16717 all in, Hero calls t6820 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t17365) (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t17365) (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t17365) (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t17365
Hero shows (a pair of Threes)
kenken09 shows (three of a kind, Threes)
kenken09 wins t17365


ибо не куй, сквизить в пида***ов правильных узкоглазых парней!

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 3,000 (100 bb)
CO: 2,685 (89.5 bb)
BTN: 3,015 (100.5 bb)
SB: 2,920 (97.3 bb)
BB: 1,215 (40.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,979 (132.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,115 (70.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,480 (82.7 bb)
MP2: 2,955 (98.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 90, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 300, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 210

Flop: (645) 7

4

4

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP3 bets 600, UTG+2 calls 600

Turn: (1,845) Q

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 570, MP3 calls 570

River: (2,985) K

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 645 and is all-in, MP3 calls 645

Results:

ну тут прям соревнование у кого крууче какаху по раздаче.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 2,320 (23.2 bb)
BTN: 9,335 (93.4 bb)
SB: 4,993 (49.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,336 (23.4 bb)
UTG+1: 2,101 (21 bb)
UTG+2: 4,313 (43.1 bb)
MP1: 4,892 (48.9 bb)
MP2: 11,645 (116.5 bb)
MP3: 3,165 (31.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

8

3 folds, MP2 calls 100, 2 folds, BTN raises to 300, SB folds, Hero calls 200, MP2 calls 200

Flop: (1,040) 3

9

6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, BTN checks

Turn: (1,040) 8

(3 players)
Hero bets 350, MP2 folds, BTN calls 350

River: (1,740) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Results:

Goban899 @ 18.12.2012

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 3,000 (100 bb)
CO: 2,685 (89.5 bb)
BTN: 3,015 (100.5 bb)
SB: 2,920 (97.3 bb)
BB: 1,215 (40.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,979 (132.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,115 (70.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,480 (82.7 bb)
MP2: 2,955 (98.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 90, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 300, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 210

Flop: (645) 7

4

4

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP3 bets 600, UTG+2 calls 600

Turn: (1,845) Q

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 570, MP3 calls 570

River: (2,985) K

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 645 and is all-in, MP3 calls 645

Results: 4,275 pot
Final Board: 7

4

4

Q

K

MP3 showed A

K

and won 2,137 (22 net)
UTG+2 showed A

K

and won 2,138 (23 net)

что за бред? ситаут?

скоро Ноггано под впечатлением (или еще под чем-то) захерачит трек с припевом про дама-восемь!

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 13,525 (135.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,363 (13.6 bb)
SB: 2,130 (21.3 bb)
BB: 2,340 (23.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,885 (38.9 bb)
MP1: 1,810 (18.1 bb)
MP2: 3,190 (31.9 bb)
MP3: 4,282 (42.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

8

UTG+2 raises to 200, 4 folds, Hero raises to 1,353 and is all-in, SB raises to 2,120 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 1,920

Flop: (5,773) 8

J

4

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (5,773) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,773) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 6,350 (63.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,310 (13.1 bb)
SB: 3,880 (38.8 bb)
BB: 3,930 (39.3 bb)
UTG+2: 11,290 (112.9 bb)
MP1: 2,632 (26.3 bb)
MP2: 6,373 (63.7 bb)
MP3: 7,353 (73.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

8

4 folds, CO raises to 300, Hero raises to 1,300 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO calls 1,000

Flop: (2,830) 4

9

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (2,830) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (2,830) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 20,830 (69.4 bb)
SB: 13,607 (45.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,953 (13.2 bb)
UTG+1: 13,795 (46 bb)
UTG+2: 15,202 (50.7 bb)
MP1: 4,456 (14.9 bb)
MP2: 4,373 (14.6 bb)
MP3: 5,242 (17.5 bb)
CO: 4,844 (16.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

3

6 folds, BTN calls 300, SB folds, Hero checks

Flop: (1,110) 2

T

A

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 300, Hero calls 300

Turn: (1,710) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (1,710) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 900, BTN folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 15,550 (31.1 bb)
MP3: 19,738 (39.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 12,048 (24.1 bb)
BTN: 26,565 (53.1 bb)
SB: 25,835 (51.7 bb)
BB: 7,006 (14 bb)
MP1: 5,956 (11.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T

J

3 folds, Hero raises to 1,050, 2 folds, BB calls 550

Flop: (2,770) 4

T

7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,750, BB raises to 5,896 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,146

Turn: (14,562) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (14,562) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Его тут даже Q8 не спасала

ребайник
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 16,675 (27.8 bb)
MP2: 37,374 (62.3 bb)
MP3: 17,822 (29.7 bb)
CO: 16,748 (27.9 bb)
BTN: 28,848 (48.1 bb)
SB: 18,095 (30.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 15,591 (26 bb)
UTG+1: 19,208 (32 bb)
UTG+2: 17,088 (28.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

6

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 1,200, 6 folds, Hero calls 600

Flop: (3,150) 6

8

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 2,400, Hero calls 2,400

Turn: (7,950) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 5,400, Hero raises to 11,941 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 6,541

River: (31,832) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Высокий покер

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 14,825 (24.7 bb)
MP3: 29,372 (49 bb)
CO: 16,272 (27.1 bb)
BTN: 18,348 (30.6 bb)
SB: 42,647 (71.1 bb)
BB: 16,945 (28.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 31,232 (52.1 bb)
UTG+2: 17,958 (29.9 bb)
MP1: 5,584 (9.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

4

Hero raises to 1,260, 5 folds, BTN calls 1,260, SB folds, BB calls 660

Flop: (4,530) 5

3

2

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 2,400, BTN folds, BB calls 2,400

Turn: (9,330) 9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 4,200, BB raises to 13,235 and is all-in, Hero calls 9,035

River: (35,800) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Пятерка в руке - победа. А то увлеклись розыгрышем Q8.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 45,027 (56.3 bb)
MP3: 15,572 (19.5 bb)
CO: 16,988 (21.2 bb)
BTN: 40,347 (50.4 bb)
SB: 12,145 (15.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 58,071 (72.6 bb)
UTG+2: 20,778 (26 bb)
MP1: 22,109 (27.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

5

4 folds, CO raises to 1,890, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,090

Flop: (4,780) J

8

J

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (4,780) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,600, CO calls 1,600

River: (7,980) 4

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 6,000, Hero calls 6,000

Results:

Блять - ну не мудак ли я? Дыбал на другой стол - поставил галочку фолд на автомате, рыпнулся - а уже поздно.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 20,066 (80.3 bb)
MP3: 9,736 (38.9 bb)
CO: 12,643 (50.6 bb)
BTN: 5,965 (23.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,725 (14.9 bb)
BB: 14,675 (58.7 bb)
UTG+1: 5,041 (20.2 bb)
UTG+2: 10,121 (40.5 bb)
MP1: 2,160 (8.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

8

3 folds, MP2 calls 250, MP3 raises to 1,000, 4 folds, MP2 calls 750

Flop: (2,600) J

9

T

(2 players)
MP2 bets 500, MP3 folds

Results:

Что ж я блять ни одной раздачи не тащу ключевой

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BTN: 178,659 (148.9 bb)
SB: 30,019 (25 bb)
BB: 15,525 (12.9 bb)
UTG+2: 30,402 (25.3 bb)
MP1: 52,268 (43.6 bb)
MP2: 82,362 (68.6 bb)
Hero (MP3): 59,090 (49.2 bb)
CO: 52,699 (43.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

T

UTG+2 raises to 3,600, MP1 calls 3,600, MP2 folds, Hero calls 3,600, 2 folds, SB calls 3,000, BB folds

Flop: (16,600) 3

3

7

(4 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 bets 26,677 and is all-in, MP1 folds, Hero calls 26,677, SB folds

Turn: (69,954) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (69,954) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: