Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Ладно, похуй - есть на че играть - ща затащу.
Мурман, лошочег, у тя стрик год был говорят - у меня уже полтора, пора ломать блять - я иду, сука, за тобой.

Мурман может пока не беспокоится

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (BB): 3,830 (15.3 bb)
UTG+2: 13,802 (55.2 bb)
MP1: 6,449 (25.8 bb)
MP2: 12,812 (51.2 bb)
MP3: 2,946 (11.8 bb)
CO: 3,386 (13.5 bb)
BTN: 2,950 (11.8 bb)
SB: 3,135 (12.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

K

6 folds, SB raises to 3,105 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,855

Flop: (6,450) J

7

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,450) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,450) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 10,332 (25.8 bb)
UTG+2: 12,431 (31.1 bb)
MP1: 7,029 (17.6 bb)
MP2: 11,085 (27.7 bb)
MP3: 8,921 (22.3 bb)
CO: 12,813 (32 bb)
BTN: 14,250 (35.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 8,758 (21.9 bb)
BB: 13,590 (34 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

2 folds, MP1 raises to 6,979 and is all-in, 4 folds, Hero raises to 8,708 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (14,808) T

T

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (14,808) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (14,808) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

восстановился с полторушечки помурмановски - но похуй))))

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 7,782 (13 bb)
MP3: 11,302 (18.8 bb)
CO: 16,508 (27.5 bb)
BTN: 6,927 (11.5 bb)
SB: 9,221 (15.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,966 (11.6 bb)
MP1: 13,640 (22.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

9

4 folds, BTN raises to 6,877 and is all-in, SB folds, Hero calls 6,277

Flop: (14,404) T

4

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (14,404) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (14,404) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 6,592 (82.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 6,093 (76.2 bb)
UTG+2: 1,172 (14.7 bb)
MP1: 3,705 (46.3 bb)
MP2: 4,469 (55.9 bb)
MP3: 4,990 (62.4 bb)
CO: 5,470 (68.4 bb)
BTN: 2,810 (35.1 bb)
SB: 2,234 (27.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q

Q

Hero raises to 240, 2 folds, MP2 raises to 666, 5 folds, Hero calls 426

Flop: (1,452) 6

3

3

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 878, Hero raises to 5,427 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,925 and is all-in

Turn: (9,058) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (9,058) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:
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Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG: 11,549 (23.1 bb)
Hero (MP): 6,870 (13.7 bb)
CO: 16,266 (32.5 bb)
BTN: 8,498 (17 bb)
SB: 9,491 (19 bb)
BB: 10,211 (20.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A

Q

UTG folds, Hero raises to 6,810 and is all-in, 3 folds, BB calls 6,310

Flop: (14,230) 6

3

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (14,230) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (14,230) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

биг-33

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 8,780 (109.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,400 (55 bb)
SB: 2,804 (35.1 bb)
BB: 2,970 (37.1 bb)
UTG+1: 6,397 (80 bb)
UTG+2: 3,220 (40.3 bb)
MP1: 2,660 (33.3 bb)
MP2: 5,188 (64.9 bb)
MP3: 5,606 (70.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 5

Q

3 folds, MP2 calls 80, 4 folds, BB checks

Flop: (290) 7

T

2

(2 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks

Turn: (290) 2

(2 players)
BB bets 120, MP2 calls 120

River: (530) 8

(2 players)
BB bets 320, MP2 folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 2,680 (33.5 bb)
MP1: 2,680 (33.5 bb)
MP2: 1,530 (19.1 bb)
MP3: 6,380 (79.8 bb)
CO: 4,950 (61.9 bb)
BTN: 7,360 (92 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,397 (30 bb)
BB: 4,480 (56 bb)
UTG+1: 5,160 (64.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

K

3 folds, MP2 calls 80, MP3 folds, CO calls 80, BTN folds, Hero raises to 2,397 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO calls 2,317

Flop: (4,954) 4

T

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,954) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,954) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 18,563 (37.1 bb)
UTG+1: 15,838 (31.7 bb)
UTG+2: 4,467 (8.9 bb)
MP1: 13,163 (26.3 bb)
MP2: 14,518 (29 bb)
MP3: 6,806 (13.6 bb)
CO: 11,189 (22.4 bb)
BTN: 5,402 (10.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,750 (7.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

A

6 folds, BTN raises to 5,342 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,440 and is all-in, BB calls 4,842

Flop: (14,914) 7

7

7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (14,914) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (14,914) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

автомат начал отдавать

Не, не слышал

StaffGood @ 21.10.2012
автомат начал отдавать

откуда на хуй.
Так заебся уже за сегодня.

бигер

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 4,169 (104.2 bb)
MP2: 3,694 (92.4 bb)
MP3: 3,710 (92.8 bb)
CO: 2,325 (58.1 bb)
BTN: 3,561 (89 bb)
SB: 2,442 (61.1 bb)
BB: 5,720 (143 bb)
UTG+1: 2,879 (72 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 4,380 (109.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 6

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 120, MP1 calls 120, 3 folds, BTN calls 120, SB folds, BB calls 80

Flop: (500) 5

7

T

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 280, MP1 folds, BTN calls 280, BB folds

Turn: (1,060) A

(2 players)
Hero bets 580, BTN calls 580

River: (2,220) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,780, BTN raises to 2,581 and is all-in, Hero calls 801

Results:

блевотина течет рекой, до этого aa<kk


Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 11,139 (18.6 bb)
BB: 6,149 (10.2 bb)
UTG+1: 10,130 (16.9 bb)
UTG+2: 27,874 (46.5 bb)
MP1: 2,476 (4.1 bb)
Hero (MP2): 3,945 (6.6 bb)
MP3: 10,979 (18.3 bb)
CO: 17,101 (28.5 bb)
BTN: 20,736 (34.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 9

9

2 folds, MP1 raises to 2,406 and is all-in, Hero raises to 3,875 and is all-in, 5 folds

Flop: (6,342) 4

7

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,342) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,342) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 10,769 (17.9 bb)
SB: 5,479 (9.1 bb)
BB: 10,060 (16.8 bb)
UTG+1: 27,804 (46.3 bb)
UTG+2: 6,342 (10.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): 1,469 (2.4 bb)
MP2: 10,909 (18.2 bb)
MP3: 17,031 (28.4 bb)
CO: 20,666 (34.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J

T

2 folds, Hero raises to 1,399 and is all-in, 5 folds, BB calls 799

Flop: (3,728) 4

3

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,728) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,728) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

как тут играть - хуй ее згнает - кнопка нажата - пошел на хуй

рейзишь раз в полчаса, обязательно найдется какой-то утырок Foldiara 07 на кнопке

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (MP2): 2,583 (12.9 bb)
MP3: 13,010 (65.1 bb)
CO: 6,684 (33.4 bb)
BTN: 25,485 (127.4 bb)
SB: 3,520 (17.6 bb)
BB: 3,923 (19.6 bb)
UTG+2: 6,835 (34.2 bb)
MP1: 6,724 (33.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8

8

2 folds, Hero raises to 500, MP3 calls 500, CO folds, BTN calls 500, 2 folds

Flop: (2,000) 6

5

9

(3 players)
Hero bets 2,058 and is all-in, MP3 folds, BTN calls 2,058

Turn: (6,116) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,116) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Зачем рейзить с 12ББ при наличии таких огромных стеков? Ставь алын и тащи монетку у

провоцирую оллин от а3 )))

я другого не понимаю - зачем рейзера с 12 бб колить , особенно с 79

Писец, твой рейз выглядит пиздец сильно! А пуш выглядит слабее, как JQ, КQ и тп. Они будут колить лузовее, а под твой рейз с А3 заходить кайфа нету и уж тем более алын ставить, даже дауны это понимают.

А вот колить префлоп рейз от стека в 12бб с 79s - это конечно полная хуйня, согласен.

Знал, что фул, но что такой ебанутый хохол мне попался - не догадывался

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 2,730 (34.1 bb)
BB: 5,240 (65.5 bb)
UTG+1: 4,030 (50.4 bb)
UTG+2: 4,160 (52 bb)
MP1: 2,416 (30.2 bb)
MP2: 4,830 (60.4 bb)
MP3: 4,495 (56.2 bb)
CO: 7,240 (90.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,965 (37.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

K

2 folds, MP1 calls 80, 3 folds, Hero raises to 280, 2 folds, MP1 calls 200

Flop: (680) 7

3

Q

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (680) T

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (680) 7

(2 players)
MP1 bets 480, Hero raises to 2,685 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,656 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 36,294 (121 bb)
UTG+1: 12,320 (41.1 bb)
UTG+2: 5,792 (19.3 bb)
MP1: 12,019 (40.1 bb)
MP2: 2,418 (8.1 bb)
MP3: 3,530 (11.8 bb)
CO: 8,575 (28.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 7,190 (24 bb)
SB: 14,620 (48.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

2 folds, MP1 calls 300, MP2 calls 300, MP3 folds, CO raises to 1,100, Hero raises to 7,150 and is all-in, 4 folds, CO calls 6,050

Flop: (15,710) J

5

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (15,710) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,710) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 7,326 (29.3 bb)
UTG+2: 10,891 (43.6 bb)
MP1: 14,028 (56.1 bb)
MP2: 8,609 (34.4 bb)
MP3: 17,060 (68.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 13,317 (53.3 bb)
BTN: 9,600 (38.4 bb)
SB: 2,925 (11.7 bb)
BB: 3,861 (15.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 555, UTG+2 calls 555, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 1,660, Hero calls 1,660, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 1,105

Flop: (6,180) J

4

7

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets 2,250, UTG+2 folds, MP3 raises to 15,370 and is all-in, Hero folds

Results:

Одинхуй этому же регу въеб AK<KK

Сука, ну пизда ты драная, ебаные свиньи. топ-25. Одну ключевую в сорока турнирах можно затащить за сутки.
Шейнберг, ебаная жирная свинья.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 875 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 477,037 (68.1 bb)
UTG+1: 93,064 (13.3 bb)
UTG+2: 134,138 (19.2 bb)
MP1: 212,898 (30.4 bb)
MP2: 205,075 (29.3 bb)
MP3: 128,825 (18.4 bb)
CO: 237,247 (33.9 bb)
BTN: 120,888 (17.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 116,118 (16.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

Q

5 folds, CO raises to 14,000, BTN folds, Hero raises to 115,243 and is all-in, BB folds, CO calls 101,243

Flop: (245,361) K

6

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (245,361) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (245,361) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: