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Goban899 @ 17.10.2012
Вы мне льстите, в мои неполные 33

тогда не смеши малышей

туз король в два туза в биге 33 - фу

Goban899 @ 17.10.2012
туз король в два туза в биге 33 - фу

у них полная колода А

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 21,359 (71.2 bb)
MP1: 19,150 (63.8 bb)
MP2: 13,769 (45.9 bb)
MP3: 8,963 (29.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,946 (19.8 bb)
BTN: 9,238 (30.8 bb)
SB: 16,623 (55.4 bb)
BB: 10,993 (36.6 bb)
UTG+1: 13,772 (45.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

A

5 folds, Hero raises to 5,921 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 5,621

Flop: (12,217) J

6

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (12,217) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,217) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Че делал перерыв - че не делал. В воскресенье чувствовал себя неплохо - решил сыграть СМ. Само собой вылетел бедбитом. Решил, что пока совсем нормально не буду себя чувствовать - играть не буду - мож на пользу пойдет.
Но хуй там. Ебут как прежде, даже жестче.
Вот ребайник по 11.
Вот этой ебаной бразильской пидриле F1oba я проиграл 3 монеты подряд, высталяясь старше - ну и на хуй это надо то. Где блять дистанция.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 7,825 (39.1 bb)
UTG+2: 9,710 (48.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,722 (18.6 bb)
MP2: 18,967 (94.8 bb)
MP3: 4,150 (20.8 bb)
CO: 12,398 (62 bb)
BTN: 6,726 (33.6 bb)
SB: 7,124 (35.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

UTG+2 raises to 400, Hero raises to 3,722 and is all-in, 6 folds, UTG+2 calls 3,322

Flop: (7,744) 8

A

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,744) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,744) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

лови в поддержку

глумливая пятерочка какая

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 655 (8.2 bb)
MP2: 5,260 (65.8 bb)
MP3: 7,305 (91.3 bb)
CO: 9,017 (112.7 bb)
BTN: 2,880 (36 bb)
SB: 3,736 (46.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,978 (62.2 bb)
UTG+2: 3,843 (48 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

5

3 folds, MP3 raises to 200, CO folds, BTN calls 200, SB folds, Hero calls 120

Flop: (640) 7

5

8

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 240, BTN raises to 680, Hero raises to 4,778 and is all-in, MP3 folds, BTN calls 2,000 and is all-in

Turn: (6,240) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,240) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

ребайник

агр 8

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 9,185 (36.7 bb)
MP1: 4,252 (17 bb)
MP2: 7,013 (28.1 bb)
MP3: 4,916 (19.7 bb)
Hero (CO): 12,339 (49.4 bb)
BTN: 11,406 (45.6 bb)
SB: 8,786 (35.1 bb)
BB: 8,004 (32 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

Q

UTG+2 raises to 537, 3 folds, Hero calls 537, BTN raises to 1,500, 3 folds, Hero calls 963

Flop: (4,112) Q

7

J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 9,881 and is all-in, Hero ???


биг-22

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 3,365 (67.3 bb)
SB: 3,005 (60.1 bb)
BB: 3,610 (72.2 bb)
UTG+1: 3,940 (78.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,976 (59.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 5,801 (116 bb)
MP2: 3,240 (64.8 bb)
MP3: 1,920 (38.4 bb)
CO: 3,240 (64.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 50, Hero raises to 200, 6 folds, UTG+2 raises to 2,976 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,776

Flop: (6,027) 9

9

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,027) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,027) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

За нокаут порежут друг друга.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP3): 2,912 (9.7 bb)
CO: 11,085 (37 bb)
BTN: 9,639 (32.1 bb)
SB: 10,476 (34.9 bb)
BB: 6,120 (20.4 bb)
UTG+1: 11,766 (39.2 bb)
UTG+2: 6,953 (23.2 bb)
MP1: 4,195 (14 bb)
MP2: 23,356 (77.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

J

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 600, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 600, Hero raises to 2,872 and is all-in, 4 folds, UTG+2 raises to 6,913 and is all-in, MP2 calls 6,313

Flop: (17,508) 3

Q

9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (17,508) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (17,508) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Простейшие раздачи не выигрываются даже совсем сегодня.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 21,277 (53.2 bb)
MP1: 5,208 (13 bb)
MP2: 6,038 (15.1 bb)
MP3: 4,712 (11.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 18,606 (46.5 bb)
BTN: 6,924 (17.3 bb)
SB: 4,838 (12.1 bb)
BB: 5,607 (14 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 400, 2 folds, Hero raises to 1,200, 3 folds, MP1 calls 800

Flop: (3,400) 8

J

7

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 2,600, MP1 raises to 3,958 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,358

Turn: (11,316) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (11,316) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Не хотел седня больше говно это постить - а то бы опять страниц 5 вышло.
Но вот эту выложу - улыбнула

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 14,305 (23.8 bb)
BB: 18,902 (31.5 bb)
UTG+1: 14,350 (23.9 bb)
UTG+2: 27,655 (46.1 bb)
MP1: 6,686 (11.1 bb)
MP2: 11,712 (19.5 bb)
MP3: 8,400 (14 bb)
CO: 8,874 (14.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 13,247 (22.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

Q

6 folds, Hero raises to 1,260, SB raises to 14,235 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 11,917 and is all-in

Flop: (27,584) 9

T

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (27,584) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (27,584) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Мдаааааа....... это конечно даже не пиздец уже - это уже диагноз какой-то.

бля. может порча?(

yobeseda @ 18.10.2012
бля. может порча?(

Не исключено.

Хотя уже похуй)))

yobeseda @ 18.10.2012
бля. может порча?(

ПекарьСтас

Кстати, Гобан ты щас что ток на ПС катаешь?

Пока да

какие планы ,если не секрет?

какие тут на хуй планы

Goban899, предлагаю планы - 1. снять порчу, 2 - прибить программистов ПС, 3- ЗАНОСИ