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Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 1,412 (14.1 bb)
MP1: 2,765 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 5,624 (56.2 bb)
MP3: 4,951 (49.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 4,123 (41.2 bb)
BTN: 6,155 (61.6 bb)
SB: 6,739 (67.4 bb)
BB: 2,870 (28.7 bb)
UTG+1: 5,950 (59.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 300, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 700, 3 folds, MP2 calls 400

Flop: (1,640) T

Q

7

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 1,000, MP2 calls 1,000

Turn: (3,640) 6

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 2,002, MP2 raises to 3,914 and is all-in, Hero calls 411 and is all-in

River: (8,466) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Во дни сомнений, во дни тягостных раздумий о судьбах моих на ПокерСтарзе я блог Гобана открываю и понимаю, что у меня всё хорошо. ГСЧ меня любит.

Luck4fuck @ 9.10.2012
Во дни сомнений, во дни тягостных раздумий о судьбах моих на ПокерСтарзе я блог Гобана открываю и понимаю, что у меня всё хорошо. ГСЧ меня любит.

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Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 7,930 (52.9 bb)
BTN: 5,228 (34.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 1,711 (11.4 bb)
BB: 6,023 (40.2 bb)
UTG+1: 5,458 (36.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,879 (25.9 bb)
MP1: 511 (3.4 bb)
MP2: 20,138 (134.3 bb)
MP3: 6,651 (44.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 304, 3 folds, Hero raises to 1,691 and is all-in, BB folds, MP2 calls 1,387

Flop: (3,712) J

5

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,712) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,712) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ребайник. Что делать с дамами, когда австралийский уебан минтреибетит в ранней? Поставить солидный рейрейз, словить от этого пидорга оллин и увидеть там тузов, потому что дам против него сил скиунть нет? Так считает товарищ Шейнберг. Но мы знаем его подставы. Поэтому вопреки здравой логике колим. Смотрим флоп. И в зависмоти от действий этого утырка играем. Заодно утягиваем с собой крепкого фашистского рега.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 4,475 (29.8 bb)
UTG+2: 7,226 (48.2 bb)
MP1: 6,816 (45.4 bb)
MP2: 5,425 (36.2 bb)
MP3: 1,670 (11.1 bb)
CO: 21,737 (144.9 bb)
BTN: 7,875 (52.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 7,505 (50 bb)
BB: 2,706 (18 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 375, UTG+2 raises to 600, MP1 calls 600, 3 folds, BTN calls 600, Hero calls 525, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 225

Flop: (3,150) 3

3

5

(5 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, BTN bets 2,150, Hero raises to 6,905 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN calls 4,755

Turn: (16,960) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (16,960) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Интересно, почему я всегда въебываю каким-то бразильско-австралийским уебанам.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 5,180 (20.7 bb)
BTN: 6,584 (26.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 34,085 (136.3 bb)
BB: 7,791 (31.2 bb)
UTG+1: 12,636 (50.5 bb)
UTG+2: 23,212 (92.8 bb)
MP1: 14,865 (59.5 bb)
MP2: 25,282 (101.1 bb)
MP3: 8,395 (33.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3

3

UTG+1 calls 250, UTG+2 calls 250, MP1 raises to 1,000, 4 folds, Hero calls 875, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 750, UTG+2 calls 750

Flop: (4,475) 3

4

4

(4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 bets 2,105, Hero calls 2,105, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 2,105

Turn: (10,790) J

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks

River: (10,790) 5

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 5,250, MP1 calls 5,250, Hero raises to 30,955 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 14,832 and is all-in, MP1 folds

Results:

Хотя чуял подставу, думал валеты - но не удержался от оллина

Как это заёбывает

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (SB): 67,664 (42.3 bb)
BB: 21,086 (13.2 bb)
UTG+2: 14,777 (9.2 bb)
MP1: 37,085 (23.2 bb)
MP2: 68,137 (42.6 bb)
MP3: 137,797 (86.1 bb)
CO: 25,119 (15.7 bb)
BTN: 87,331 (54.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

J

5 folds, BTN raises to 3,200, Hero raises to 7,200, BB raises to 20,936 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero calls 13,736

Flop: (46,272) 3

7

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (46,272) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (46,272) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 212,188 (53 bb)
Hero (BB): 93,796 (23.4 bb)
MP1: 146,922 (36.7 bb)
MP2: 363,213 (90.8 bb)
MP3: 171,890 (43 bb)
CO: 58,729 (14.7 bb)
BTN: 35,600 (8.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2

7

5 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (10,800) T

7

7

(2 players)
SB bets 207,788 and is all-in, Hero calls 89,396 and is all-in

Turn: (189,592) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (189,592) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Moht Snereeb: unbelievable!!!

Полностью согласен с голландцем с 109. Анбеливабельный еблан

Анбеливабельный еблан

По закону жанра ему должна была десяточка на ривере упасть. Думаю, что именно с этим и связано его искреннее недоумение.

Всё до боли стандартно. Топ-20 этого ребайника. Конечно же у чешского пидораса натсы на кнопке. Подумал на секунду о кол-пасе, потом решил, что так тут нет смысла играть. может не прав конечно.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (BB): 174,615 (29.1 bb)
UTG: 208,230 (34.7 bb)
MP: 261,688 (43.6 bb)
CO: 748,198 (124.7 bb)
BTN: 232,601 (38.8 bb)
SB: 251,856 (42 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

6

3 folds, BTN raises to 15,500, SB folds, Hero calls 9,500

Flop: (37,600) 5

3

4

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 24,000, Hero raises to 158,515 and is all-in, BTN calls 134,515

Turn: (354,630) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (354,630) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 17,995 (36 bb)
MP1: 12,930 (25.9 bb)
MP2: 4,156 (8.3 bb)
MP3: 7,950 (15.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 7,619 (15.2 bb)
BTN: 13,338 (26.7 bb)
SB: 8,155 (16.3 bb)
BB: 14,750 (29.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

4 folds, Hero raises to 1,050, BTN raises to 2,500, 2 folds, Hero raises to 7,559 and is all-in, BTN calls 5,059

Flop: (16,348) K

4

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (16,348) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (16,348) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

биг-22

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (30/60 blinds, 5 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 2,690 (44.8 bb)
SB: 3,015 (50.3 bb)
BB: 4,525 (75.4 bb)
UTG+1: 1,555 (25.9 bb)
UTG+2: 2,925 (48.8 bb)
MP1: 2,236 (37.3 bb)
MP2: 3,445 (57.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): 4,955 (82.6 bb)
CO: 8,544 (142.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 8

9

4 folds, Hero raises to 180, 2 folds, SB calls 150, BB folds

Flop: (465) 7

4

9

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (465) 8

(2 players)
SB bets 2,830 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,830

River: (6,125) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,950 (29.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,500 (25 bb)
UTG+2: 3,810 (38.1 bb)
MP1: 2,445 (24.5 bb)
MP2: 7,980 (79.8 bb)
MP3: 4,000 (40 bb)
CO: 3,000 (30 bb)
Hero (BTN): 14,630 (146.3 bb)
SB: 6,619 (66.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

4 folds, MP3 raises to 229, CO folds, Hero raises to 600, 2 folds, MP3 calls 371

Flop: (1,440) 9

5

4

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 900, MP3 raises to 3,390 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,490

Turn: (8,220) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,220) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Cука - ну опять этот ебаный доезд козлячий какому-то португальскому полупидеру в получешках с неебенным профитом. Ну блять мне б так доезжало - я б блять уж миллиарды на этом аппарате наколотил.
И ставку провокационную поставил - и ясно что там нету не хуя - но вот те сука ривер - и давай досвиданья а не рабочий стек. Шейнберг ебаная гнида, когда же ты свинья охуевшая сдохнешь в корчах.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 1,719 (2.5 bb)
MP2: 5,719 (8.2 bb)
MP3: 32,776 (46.8 bb)
CO: 11,386 (16.3 bb)
BTN: 14,202 (20.3 bb)
SB: 8,823 (12.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 24,185 (34.6 bb)
UTG+1: 22,602 (32.3 bb)
UTG+2: 43,499 (62.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

Q

UTG+1 raises to 1,400, UTG+2 calls 1,400, MP1 raises to 1,634 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,634, 4 folds, Hero calls 934, UTG+1 calls 234, UTG+2 calls 234

Flop: (9,285) Q

9

J

(5 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 3,500, UTG+1 raises to 20,883 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds, MP2 calls 4,000 and is all-in, Hero calls 17,383

Turn: (55,051) 9

(4 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (55,051) K

(4 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Биг-8.80
Задача на сообразительность.
Некий россиянин PokerInve$t 4 раза показал блеф, и один раз натс с такой линиец розыгыша. Вопрос - что у него на этот раз?

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,600/7,200 blinds, 900 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 162,236 (22.5 bb)
CO: 531,864 (73.9 bb)
BTN: 380,630 (52.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 188,701 (26.2 bb)
BB: 91,679 (12.7 bb)
UTG+2: 209,560 (29.1 bb)
MP1: 262,014 (36.4 bb)
MP2: 222,439 (30.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

8

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 7,200, 4 folds, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (28,800) Q

T

7

(3 players)
Hero bets 10,080, BB folds, MP1 calls 10,080

Turn: (48,960) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 21,600, Hero calls 21,600

River: (92,160) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 50,400, Hero calls 50,400

Results:

Совсем пидорасы нюх потеряли. Бунтуют петухи.
stReSor, рожа ты охуевшая, ты мне какую руку положил (или ты просто хуй на всё давно положил), отродье нацисткое, когда колил. Или вы тут в своём углу петушином, пригретые смотрящим петушарой Шейнбергом уже совсем не хуя не боитесь, бляди дырявые.
Лови хуёв катомку, жертва водов. Займи своё дырявое очко делом, сцукан.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (7,000/14,000 blinds, 1,750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 286,497 (20.5 bb)
BB: 700,799 (50.1 bb)
UTG+2: 1,267,209 (90.5 bb)
MP1: 559,069 (39.9 bb)
Hero (MP2): 213,581 (15.3 bb)
MP3: 559,322 (40 bb)
CO: 1,065,373 (76.1 bb)
BTN: 120,128 (8.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

A

UTG+2 raises to 32,000, MP1 calls 32,000, Hero raises to 211,831 and is all-in, 6 folds, MP1 calls 179,831

Flop: (490,662) J

T

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (490,662) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (490,662) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Двадцатый в этом биге один хуй.
Всё вполне ожидаемо - канадская пидорасня затянет монетку, она ж пидорасня.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (10,000/20,000 blinds, 2,500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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BTN: 1,956,240 (97.8 bb)
SB: 814,598 (40.7 bb)
BB: 654,400 (32.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 266,062 (13.3 bb)
MP2: 1,523,540 (76.2 bb)
MP3: 596,388 (29.8 bb)
CO: 657,810 (32.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7

7

Hero raises to 263,562 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN raises to 1,953,740 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (574,624) A

T

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (574,624) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (574,624) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

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