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Poker Stars $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players - View hand 448438
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UTG+1: $180.50
MP: $580.20
CO: $200.00
BTN: $1000.00
SB: $1020.80
Hero (BB): $590.70
UTG: $770.15

Pre Flop: ($10.50) Hero is BB with J 9
2 folds, MP calls $10, 1 fold, BTN calls $10, SB calls $50, Hero checks

Flop: ($40.00) J J A (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $20, MP calls $20, BTN folds, SB folds

Turn: ($80.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

River: ($80.00) J (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $50, Hero raises to $560.70 all in, MP calls $500.20 all in

Final Pot: $1180.40
MP shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
Hero shows J 9 (four of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $1177.40
(Rake: $3.00)

Angier @ 31.12.2009, 3:02
Щас скоро домой приеду, полялкаю тебе)

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ну ты хайролер бля)))))

Angier @ 31.12.2009, 3:02
Щас скоро домой приеду, полялкаю тебе)

тряпка

Angier @ 31.12.2009, 3:02
Щас скоро домой приеду, полялкаю тебе)

поскорее бы уже, а то тут кое кто, уже заипал лялякать

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t60 - 9 players
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UTG: t42754 M = 33.14
UTG+1: t7925 M = 6.14
UTG+2: t54822 M = 42.50
MP1: t14919 M = 11.57
MP2: t30123 M = 23.35
CO: t12300 M = 9.53
BTN: t31098 M = 24.11
SB: t8403 M = 6.51
Hero (BB): t19463 M = 15.09

Pre Flop: (t1290) Hero is BB with
UTG calls t500, UTG+1 calls t500, 2 folds, MP2 calls t500, CO calls t500, 2 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (t3290) (5 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets t1500, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, CO raises to t6000, Hero raises to t18903 all in, UTG calls t17403, CO calls t5740 all in

Turn: (t52836) (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t52836) (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t52836
UTG shows (a full house, Deuces full of Threes)
CO shows (a full house, Tens full of Threes)
Hero shows (two pair, Aces and Tens)
UTG wins t14326
CO wins t38510

CombatP @ 31.12.2009, 3:09
поскорее бы уже, а то тут кое кто, уже заипал лялякать

НЕ ПИЗДИ БЛЯ)))

писюны!

-sava- @ 31.12.2009, 3:10
НЕ ПИЗДИ БЛЯ)))

Слово гондольер, у меня ассоциируется с тобой.

CombatP @ 31.12.2009, 3:19
Слово гондольер, у меня ассоциируется с тобой.

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Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 5 players
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SB: t7495 M = 33.31
Hero (BB): t6080 M = 27.02
UTG: t2375 M = 10.56
CO: t11950 M = 53.11
BTN: t10960 M = 48.71

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is BB with
3 folds, SB calls t75, Hero checks

Flop: (t300) (2 players)
SB bets t150, Hero calls t150

Turn: (t600) (2 players)
SB bets t150, Hero raises to t300, SB calls t150

River: (t1200) (2 players)
SB bets t300, Hero raises to t5480 all in, SB calls t5180

Final Pot: t12160
SB shows (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
Hero shows (a full house, Deuces full of Fours)
SB wins t12160

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+2: t9600 M = 42.67
MP1: t5638 M = 25.06
Hero (MP2): t2775 M = 12.33
CO: t7991 M = 35.52
BTN: t3745 M = 16.64
SB: t9930 M = 44.13
BB: t2625 M = 11.67
UTG: t2475 M = 11
UTG+1: t1804 M = 8.02

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is MP2 with
2 folds, UTG+2 calls t150, 1 fold, Hero calls t150, CO raises to t300, 2 folds, BB calls t150, UTG+2 calls t150, Hero calls t150

Flop: (t1275) (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (t1275) (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks, CO checks

River: (t1275) (4 players)
BB bets t300, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to t650, CO folds, BB raises to t2325 all in, Hero calls t1675

Final Pot: t5925
Hero shows (a full house, Sixes full of Eights)
BB shows (a full house, Eights full of Queens)
BB wins t5925

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG: t8850 M = 39.33
UTG+1: t3988 M = 17.72
Hero (UTG+2): t150 M = 0.67
MP1: t11066 M = 49.18
MP2: t3745 M = 16.64
CO: t8805 M = 39.13
BTN: t5850 M = 26
SB: t2325 M = 10.33
BB: t1804 M = 8.02

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG calls t150, UTG+1 calls t150, 3 folds, CO raises to t1200, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls t1050

Flop: (t2775) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO bets t1800, UTG+1 calls t1800

Turn: (t6375) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO checks

River: (t6375) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO bets t1050, UTG+1 calls t988 all in

Final Pot: t8351
UTG+1 shows (a pair of Nines)
CO shows (high card Ace)
UTG+1 wins t8351

НА БАБЛЕ

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t750/t1500 Blinds + t175 - 9 players - View hand 448704
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MP2: t32020 M = 8.37
Hero (CO): t75646 M = 19.78
BTN: t52347 M = 13.69
SB: t56170 M = 14.68
BB: t36945 M = 9.66
UTG: t7560 M = 1.98
UTG+1: t63804 M = 16.68
UTG+2: t58911 M = 15.40
MP1: t3720 M = 0.97

Pre Flop: (t3825) Hero is CO with A J
5 folds, Hero raises to t4500, BTN calls t4500, 1 fold, BB calls t3000

Flop: (t15825) 2 9 5 (3 players)
BB bets t9000, Hero raises to t70971 all in, BTN folds, BB folds

Final Pot: t33825
Hero shows A J (high card Ace)
Hero wins t33825

Poker Stars $30+$3 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 9 players
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UTG+2: t3115 M = 5.93
MP1: t1830 M = 3.49
MP2: t1410 M = 2.69
CO: t1170 M = 2.23
BTN: t3785 M = 7.21
SB: t3485 M = 6.64
BB: t3310 M = 6.30
UTG: t7755 M = 14.77
Hero (UTG+1): t1865 M = 3.55

Pre Flop: (t525) Hero is UTG+1 with
1 fold, Hero raises to t1840 all in, 4 folds, BTN calls t1840, 2 folds

Flop: (t4205) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t4205) (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4205) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4205
BTN shows (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
Hero shows (a straight, Ten to Ace)
BTN wins t4205

По улице идет девушка с 6-м размером бюста.
К ней подходит мужик:
- Девушка, дайте за грудь укусить!
- Пошел на*ер!
- Ну хоть за 100 долларов.
- Нет!
- Давайте за тыщу.
- Заколебал, пошел на*ер!
- Давайте за пять.
Девушка подумала, пять штук за нефиг делать. .
- Ладна, пошли отойдем во дворы...
... задирает блузку, мужик мнет ей сиськи несколько минут, она не выдерживает:
- Кусай быстрее, че ждешь?
- Нее. . Бляя. . Дорого!

Что делать?

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t150/t300 Blinds + t25 - 6 players
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BB: t17495 M = 29.16
UTG: t13014 M = 21.69
MP: t4712 M = 7.85
CO: t4786 M = 7.98
BTN: t10086 M = 16.81
Hero (SB): t5625 M = 9.38

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is SB with
1 fold, MP calls t300, 2 folds, Hero raises to t950, 1 fold, MP calls t650

Flop: (t2350) (2 players)
Hero bets t1250, MP raises to t3737 all in, Hero folds

Final Pot: t4850
MP wins t4850