Покерный юмор

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
tilted1: wtf

(Observer) oneOuttedsir: GOD DO U EVEN KNO HOW 2 PLAY
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: I HOPE UR MOM GETS CANCER
ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: LETS PLAY $100NL HU PU SSY
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
(Observer) oneOuttedsir: IM SITTING WAITING FOR U

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
NyugenTdog: nice catch
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
NyugenTdog: keep playing like that and see wut happens
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
NyugenTdog: You called my overbet on flop and turn with fd
NyugenTdog: and you think your good
NyugenTdog: your a joke
NyugenTdog: lol you'll lose that $50 plus more before u cash out
NyugenTdog: I bet you never even cash out
NyugenTdog: Just keep playing like that
ch3ckraise: $50 > BANKWIRE > ATM > TITT1ES

Ha ha.. I just stacked that dude.
Man, that's another 50 bucks today...

Bing blang blaow, you know it by now
Bing blang blaow
He's in the house, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ch3ckraise is in the house
Just won 50 dollars from you
I got your money now
So much for buyin' food
And i'm gunna cash it out
And rub rub rub rub rub rub
And rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my tittitities
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
cash out on my titties
Cash out on my titties
I'mma start this out with a bing blang blaow
Ch3ckraise with a three in the house
I just won 50 dollars from you
that you coulda used to buy some food but you can't now
'Cause Imma cash it out
and rub it on my titties

it's so pretty
I like the feel of a crisp new bill
pressed against my tit
that I just won from a nit
I'm a heads-up master and I'm droppin this rhyme
to let you haters know that I'll take you on
and I'll kick your ass and I'll take your blinds
at any stake, on any site, at any time
Someone hit my boom, switch
So I can stack, fish
and I mean you, bitch
Cause i know when I hit
that you'll pay me off
cause I call your overbet
with nothin' but a flush draw

gimme some of that bing blang blaow
bing blang blaow
cash cash cash it out
I got your money now
just won all your money
I'm gonna cash it out
rub it on my titties
and rub it on my titties

Moron, you know you're a donkey, right?
You just been runnin hot all night
whats wrong with you? give me an answer
I hope your mother****in mom gets cancer
you're a joke, and no doubt
you'll lose that money plus more
before you ever cash out

Oh yeah? Well you can kiss my ass
I'm lettin you know what's gonna happen to your cash
I ain't a donk, I been around for a while
and I got the proof:
DOCUMENTS ON FILE
Imma cash it out
through the bankwire
I can see it now
got a bankwire
now that I filled out the payment request
it's just a matter of time before I rub my chest
you want a rematch? you wanna lose again?
Maybe...
[Nguyen] You call, gonna be all over baby!


Sing it one more time with the bing blang bloaw
Bing blang blaow
The master is in the house
I got your money now
just won 50 dollars from you
I'm gonna cash it out
you coulda used to buy some food
and rub it on my titties
and rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
rub it on my titties
rub it on my titties
rub it on my tittitittitititities
rub it on my titties
cash out on my titties