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250/500 Blinds 60 Ante (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t7,625)
SB (t8,702)
BB (t21,096)
UTG (t10,987)
UTG+1 (t3,876)
MP1 (t11,926)
MP2 (t9,928)
Hero (CO) (t28,051)

Hero's M: 22.81

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

, J

3 folds, MP2 raises to t1,010, Hero raises to t2,500, 3 folds, MP2 raises to t9,868 (All-In), Hero calls t7,368

Flop: (t20,966) 3

, 8

, 6

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t20,966) 4

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t20,966) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t20,966

Results below:
MP2 had 4

, 4

(three of a kind, fours).
Hero had J

, J

(one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: MP2 won t20,966

250/500 Blinds 60 Ante (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

CO (t7,565)
Button (t8,392)
SB (t20,536)
BB (t10,927)
UTG (t3,816)
UTG+1 (t11,866)
MP1 (t20,966)
Hero (MP2) (t18,123)

Hero's M: 14.73

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

, Q

3 folds, Hero raises to t1,000, CO raises to t7,505 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero calls t6,505

Flop: (t16,240) 10

, 9

, 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t16,240) K

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t16,240) 2

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t16,240

Results below:
Hero had Q

, Q

(two pair, Queens and twos).
CO had 10

, 10

(full house, tens over twos).
Outcome: CO won t16,240

Просто пиздец

Мне тоже в последнее время старзы не нравятся.

Кот-Бегемот @ 21.9.2014
Мне тоже в последнее время старзы не нравятся.

да уж, что здесь может понравиться

40/80 Blinds (4 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

BB (t1,655)
UTG (t2,475)
Hero (Button) (t2,585)
SB (t5,225)

Hero's M: 21.54

Preflop: Hero is Button with A

, Q

1 fold, Hero raises to t200, 1 fold, BB raises to t400, Hero raises to t2,585 (All-In), BB calls t1,255 (All-In)

Flop: (t3,350) 4

, 2

, 3

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t3,350) 10

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t3,350) 5

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t3,350

Results below:
Hero had A

, Q

(straight, five high).
BB had Q

, A

(flush, Queen high).
Outcome: BB won t3,350

... - Майк, глянь софтину, три раза сет в сет сдали.
- Да ну на, диспа спишет.

Самое бесячее в Хорсе - как Разз, так одни 8-Q-T какие-нибудь, как Стад хай так 3-6-2, как Стад хай лоу так тоже хуйня какая-нибудь типа 7-9-K. Это *** какой-то ***. Сдают по 3 карты, но в зависимости от игры один хрен говно!

10 минут насыпают в Раззе картинки, только начинается Стад - оп-па, 10 минут мусора. Суки.

Чёт раздачи у тебя все какие-то бестолковые. Даже поучиться нечему...

Фёдор Черенков... omg... Если рай существует, то для таких людей.

Хочется убивать

350/700 Blinds 70 Ante (6 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (MP) (t18,183)
CO (t75,054)
Button (t24,499)
SB (t47,608)
BB (t20,040)
UTG (t18,075)

Hero's M: 12.37

Preflop: Hero is MP with 10

, 10

1 fold, Hero raises to t1,400, CO raises to t3,500, 3 folds, Hero calls t2,100

Flop: (t8,470) Q

, 5

, 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t4,200, Hero raises to t14,613 (All-In), CO calls t10,413

Turn: (t37,696) 8

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t37,696) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t37,696

Results below:
Hero had 10

, 10

(three of a kind, tens).
CO had A

, J

(straight, Queen high).
Outcome: CO won t37,696

Ну хоть раз же повезло против придурка

2k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap

300/600 Blinds 70 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 (t12,366)
Hero (MP3) (t14,106)
CO (t24,490)
Button (t8,635)
SB (t51,011)
BB (t18,761)
UTG (t8,646)
UTG+1 (t34,456)
MP1 (t18,767)

Hero's M: 9.22

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

, K

2 folds, MP1 raises to t1,800, 1 fold, Hero raises to t14,036 (All-In), CO calls t14,036, 3 folds, MP1 raises to t18,697 (All-In), CO calls t4,661

Flop: (t52,960) J

, 2

, 2

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t52,960) 5

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t52,960) 9

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t52,960

Results below:
MP1 had A

, K

(one pair, twos).
Hero had A

, K

(flush, Ace high).
CO had K

, J

(two pair, Jacks and twos).
Outcome: Hero won t43,638, CO won t9,322

Старзы пидорасы?

В топ-17 вылетел из 2k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap

2,500/5,000 Blinds 625 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t41,383)
MP1 (t62,212)
MP2 (t134,593)
MP3 (t7,387)
Hero (CO) (t45,959)
Button (t145,157)
SB (t89,704)
BB (t90,347)
UTG (t54,006)

Hero's M: 3.50

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

, J

2 folds, MP1 raises to t61,587 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls t45,334 (All-In), 3 folds

Flop: (t103,793) 4

, A

, 2

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t103,793) 10

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t103,793) 7

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t103,793

Results below:
MP1 had J

, A

(one pair, Aces).
Hero had J

, J

(one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: MP1 won t103,793

grenka666 @ 10.10.2014
Старзы пидорасы?

теперь в топ-24 в 2k за 4.40$ 1000 Cap ебливые звёздные гады

1,250/2,500 Blinds 310 Ante (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (MP2) (t33,176)
CO (t39,874)
Button (t34,961)
SB (t55,296)
BB (t82,656)
UTG (t51,410)
UTG+1 (t51,125)
MP1 (t23,334)

Hero's M: 5.33

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7

, 7

2 folds, MP1 raises to t23,024 (All-In), Hero raises to t32,866 (All-In), 4 folds

Flop: (t52,278) Q

, 8

, 6

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t52,278) K

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t52,278) 4

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t52,278

Results below:
MP1 had A

, K

(one pair, Kings).
Hero had 7

, 7

(one pair, sevens).
Outcome: MP1 won t52,278

grenka666 @ 10.10.2014
теперь в топ-24 в 2k за 4.40$ 1000 Cap ебливые звёздные гады

и следом в топ-75 в 1.5k за 1.10$

1,000/2,000 Blinds 200 Ante (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

SB (t35,697)
Hero (BB) (t75,608)
UTG (t80,627)
UTG+1 (t15,782)
MP1 (t21,656)
MP2 (t19,570)
CO (t55,143)
Button (t49,018)

Hero's M: 16.44

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

, 7

4 folds, CO raises to t4,400, Button calls t4,400, 1 fold, Hero calls t2,400

Flop: (t15,800) 6

, J

, 9

(3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, Button bets t4,000, Hero calls t4,000, 1 fold

Turn: (t23,800) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets t16,000, Button raises to t32,000, Hero raises to t48,000, Button calls t8,418 (All-In)

River: (t104,636) 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t104,636

Results below:
Button had 6

, 6

(full house, sixes over fives).
Hero had 8

, 7

(straight, nine high).
Outcome: Button won t104,636

Ахуенно, 3 турнира псу под хвост

Фу бля, 5-е место в турнире за 1$. Не прёт.

6,000/12,000 Blinds 1,200 Ante (5 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t199,025)
SB (t1,241,550)
Hero (BB) (t168,507)
UTG (t941,718)
MP (t1,061,200)

Hero's M: 7.02

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

, Q

UTG raises to t60,000, 3 folds, Hero raises to t167,307 (All-In), UTG calls t107,307

Flop: (t346,614) A

, 6

, A

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t346,614) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t346,614) 4

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t346,614

Results below:
Hero had Q

, Q

(two pair, Aces and Queens).
UTG had K

, A

(three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: UTG won t346,614

Сегодня день задался, из 12-ти сыгранных турниров в одном топ-3, в другом топ-1.

А начинался вечер с эпик фейла: промазал по турниру и вместо турнира за 21$ зарегился в турнир за 75$ Да ещё на 59-й минуте. Просидел 15 минут и вуаля, блины уже 80/120 + анте, стек м=5, зашли AK, выставился, у оппа AA и прощайте 75 баксов

Понравилась фоточка

Сходил в магазин, купил вина. Вино обычно не пью, потому долго взирал на ряды бутылок. Обнаружил какое-то немецкое ежевичное вино, импортером которого является московская компания "ЛУДИНГ-ТРЕЙД". Сомнений больше не осталось.

Танцуют все!

2k за 5.50$ 1000 Cap

50/100 Blinds 10 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

CO (t3,000)
Button (t2,999)
SB (t2,920)
BB (t3,405)
UTG (t3,320)
Hero (UTG+1) (t2,313)
MP1 (t5,106)
MP2 (t5,606)
MP3 (t10,903)

Hero's M: 9.64

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

, A

UTG raises to t200, Hero calls t200, MP1 calls t200, MP2 raises to t789, 1 fold, CO raises to t2,000, 1 fold, SB raises to t2,910 (All-In), BB raises to t3,395 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls t2,103 (All-In), 2 folds, CO calls t990 (All-In)

Flop: (t12,472) 2

, 7

, 5

(4 players, 4 all-in)

Turn: (t12,472) 3

(4 players, 4 all-in)

River: (t12,472) 3

(4 players, 4 all-in)

Total pot: t12,472

Results below:
SB had 8

, 8

(two pair, eights and threes).
BB had Q

, Q

(two pair, Queens and threes).
Hero had A

, A

(two pair, Aces and threes).
CO had 9

, 10

(one pair, threes).
Outcome: BB won t1,981, Hero won t10,491
________________________________________________________________________

Через 20 минут весь стек отдал с ТПТК vs сет. Фу.

Бугага, ребята жгут. Заколил чувака на "отъипись"

1k за 4.40$ 1000 Cap 4-max

75/150 Blinds 20 Ante (4 handed)

BB (t22,666)
UTG (t17,106)
Button (t2,480)
Hero (SB) (t8,365)

Hero's M: 27.43

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10

, J

1 fold, Button calls t150, Hero raises to t400, BB calls t250, Button calls t250

Flop: (t1,280) 10

, 5

, 9

(3 players)
Hero bets t640, BB raises to t2,250, Button calls t2,060 (All-In), Hero calls t1,610

Turn: (t7,840) 3

(3 players, 1 all-in)
Hero checks, BB bets t7,800, Hero calls t5,695 (All-In)

River: (t19,230) 5

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t19,230

Results below:
Button had 7

, 9

(two pair, nines and fives).
Hero had 10

, J

(two pair, tens and fives).
BB had Q

, J

(one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero won t19,230

Может хоть в этом турнире хватит терпения не слиться.

Это пиздец Что в голове у этого дурака под ником Andrei000777? И что блять со Старазами, что эти педы на своих лесопедах по мне ездят как хотят?

16k за 11$ к хуям

125/250 Blinds 30 Ante (9 handed)

CO (t12,208)
Button (t1,233)
SB (t10,793)
BB (t19,662)
UTG (t19,231)
UTG+1 (t24,397)
MP1 (t16,396)
MP2 (t10,684)
Hero (MP3) (t9,545)

Hero's M: 14.80

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

, Q

1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t750, 2 folds, Hero raises to t1,750, CO calls t1,750, 1 fold, SB calls t1,625, 1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t24,367 (All-In), Hero calls t7,765 (All-In), 2 folds

Flop: (t23,050) 5

, K

, 6

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t23,050) 2

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t23,050) 10

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t23,050

Results below:
UTG+1 had 8

, J

(flush, Jack high).
Hero had Q

, Q

(one pair, Queens).
Outcome: UTG+1 won t23,050

И ведь этот Андрейка играет так уже много лет на своих ёбаных нанолимитах. Пздц!

grenka666 @ 15.11.2014
Может хоть в этом турнире хватит терпения не слиться.

3-е место и 117$. Хоть что-то.