Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

не помогло, швейцарское ебло
тянет все на свете
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 31,173 (44.5 bb)
MP1: 29,334 (41.9 bb)
MP2: 13,802 (19.7 bb)
Hero (MP3): 21,218 (30.3 bb)
CO: 15,258 (21.8 bb)
BTN: 11,357 (16.2 bb)
SB: 39,884 (57 bb)
BB: 34,494 (49.3 bb)
UTG+1: 20,292 (29 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 700, 2 folds, Hero raises to 2,100, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 1,400

Flop: (6,015) 6

Q

5

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 2,800, UTG+2 calls 2,800

Turn: (11,615) 9

(2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 5,600, UTG+2 raises to 26,188 and is all-in, Hero calls 10,633 and is all-in

River: (44,081) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Боремся с агрозаёбой

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 4,840 (12.1 bb)
MP1: 6,460 (16.2 bb)
MP2: 7,683 (19.2 bb)
MP3: 56,329 (140.8 bb)
CO: 13,601 (34 bb)
Hero (BTN): 11,164 (27.9 bb)
SB: 31,798 (79.5 bb)
BB: 18,866 (47.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

J

3 folds, MP3 raises to 800, CO folds, Hero calls 800, SB calls 600, BB calls 400

Flop: (3,600) 8

K

2

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP3 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (3,600) K

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP3 bets 1,200, Hero calls 1,200, 2 folds

River: (6,000) 9

(2 players)
MP3 bets 3,200, Hero calls 3,200

Results:

Пятые 30 процентов за сегодня, еще и на бабле - не до хуя ли, пидорасы?
Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 30,558 (50.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 7,934 (13.2 bb)
BTN: 57,240 (95.4 bb)
SB: 12,250 (20.4 bb)
BB: 16,508 (27.5 bb)
UTG+1: 15,404 (25.7 bb)
UTG+2: 3,741 (6.2 bb)
MP1: 15,345 (25.6 bb)
MP2: 49,358 (82.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

J

3 folds, MP2 raises to 1,200, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 7,864 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP2 calls 6,664

Flop: (17,258) 6

7

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (17,258) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (17,258) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 66,030 (55 bb)
CO: 26,597 (22.2 bb)
BTN: 81,393 (67.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 16,881 (14.1 bb)
BB: 13,505 (11.3 bb)
UTG+2: 13,051 (10.9 bb)
MP1: 27,406 (22.8 bb)
MP2: 37,033 (30.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 3,600, 4 folds, Hero raises to 16,756 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 13,156

Flop: (35,712) 7

4

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (35,712) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (35,712) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Люблю агросоотечетсвенников - по этой линии или дд+ или воздух
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 310 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 101,585 (40.6 bb)
BB: 26,368 (10.5 bb)
UTG: 18,413 (7.4 bb)
MP: 151,093 (60.4 bb)
CO: 36,163 (14.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 74,091 (29.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

K

3 folds, Hero raises to 5,250, SB raises to 11,750, BB folds, Hero calls 6,500

Flop: (27,860) 4

J

8

(2 players)
SB bets 14,750, Hero calls 14,750

Turn: (57,360) 9

(2 players)
SB bets 60,000, Hero calls 47,281 and is all-in

River: (151,922) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Проебать 10 туриков выставляясь старше, в одной говноебской хуйне дойти без карт до финалки, и увидеть вот эту хуйню в исполненнии покерстарз и их прикормленной бразильской ебломартышки

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (4,000/8,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 152,868 (19.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 69,508 (8.7 bb)
UTG: 543,011 (67.9 bb)
MP: 219,064 (27.4 bb)
CO: 481,080 (60.1 bb)
BTN: 151,469 (18.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

4

UTG folds, MP raises to 16,000, 3 folds, Hero raises to 68,508 and is all-in, MP calls 52,508

Flop: (147,016) 4

2

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (147,016) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (147,016) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Есть раздачи которые мне не понять

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,045 (101.5 bb)
MP1: 3,116 (103.9 bb)
MP2: 2,930 (97.7 bb)
MP3: 2,955 (98.5 bb)
CO: 1,961 (65.4 bb)
BTN: 4,109 (137 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,121 (104 bb)
BB: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+1: 2,989 (99.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

6

5 folds, CO raises to 90, BTN folds, Hero calls 75, BB calls 60

Flop: (270) 4

3

5

(3 players)
Hero bets 180, BB calls 180, CO folds

Turn: (630) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 504, BB raises to 2,730 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,226

River: (6,090) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Вот так надо на старзах играть
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP2: 3,030 (101 bb)
MP3: 2,955 (98.5 bb)
CO: 3,000 (100 bb)
BTN: 2,926 (97.5 bb)
SB: 3,089 (103 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

3

3 folds, MP2 raises to 90, MP3 folds, CO calls 90, 2 folds, Hero calls 60

Flop: (285) A

J

8

(3 players)
Hero bets 255, MP2 calls 255, CO calls 255

Turn: (1,050) 6

(3 players)
Hero bets 885, MP2 raises to 1,890, CO raises to 2,655 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,770 and is all-in, MP2 calls 765

River: (9,015) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 22.7.2012
Вот так надо на старзах играть

ага, меня на такой же карте румын ебанный заколировал

Совершил ошибку года - зачем то сел играть мейн микромиллионс. В моем возрасте надо быть умнее все же.
Я не вылетел еще конечно - но результат же очевиден.

Затеррорил стол к ебеням

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BTN): 11,830 (147.9 bb)
SB: 7,800 (97.5 bb)
BB: 4,315 (53.9 bb)
UTG+1: 3,842 (48 bb)
UTG+2: 2,081 (26 bb)
MP1: 4,600 (57.5 bb)
MP2: 2,592 (32.4 bb)
MP3: 5,306 (66.3 bb)
CO: 2,640 (33 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9

J

2 folds, MP1 calls 80, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 80, CO folds, Hero raises to 320, 3 folds, MP3 calls 240

Flop: (840) 3

9

4

(2 players)
MP3 bets 240, Hero raises to 560, MP3 raises to 4,986 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,426

Turn: (10,812) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,812) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Поймал гатшот не по шансам - не платят

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 3,000 (100 bb)
SB: 3,000 (100 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (100 bb)
CO: 3,000 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

K

2 folds, MP1 calls 30, MP2 calls 30, 2 folds, BTN raises to 150, SB calls 135, Hero calls 120, MP1 calls 120, MP2 calls 120

Flop: (750) 4

7

K

(5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, BTN bets 270, SB folds, Hero calls 270, 2 folds

Turn: (1,290) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 570, Hero calls 570

River: (2,430) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,944, BTN folds

Results:

Человек дисциплинировано отсидел в мейне 120 рук 11.3 - не выдержал накала на валетах - я его уебал - ну и хуй с ним - пусть сидит дальше
Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 15,698 (52.3 bb)
MP2: 7,640 (25.5 bb)
MP3: 12,622 (42.1 bb)
CO: 16,412 (54.7 bb)
BTN: 44,928 (149.8 bb)
SB: 5,800 (19.3 bb)
BB: 14,465 (48.2 bb)
UTG+1: 24,812 (82.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 8,135 (27.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K

K

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 900, MP1 calls 900, 3 folds, BTN calls 900, SB folds, BB calls 600

Flop: (4,110) 6

7

Q

(4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 2,260, MP1 raises to 14,758 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 4,935 and is all-in

Turn: (18,500) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (18,500) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Плохой кол, кто из нас фиш - я тут не уверен, вроде в начале раздачи он был - но по хуй - дали 5 талеров зато, нокаут же, еб ты
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 2,310 (77 bb)
UTG+2: 2,850 (95 bb)
Hero (MP1): 4,425 (147.5 bb)
MP2: 2,955 (98.5 bb)
MP3: 2,940 (98 bb)
CO: 5,820 (194 bb)
BTN: 2,370 (79 bb)
SB: 1,890 (63 bb)
BB: 1,440 (48 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7

A

UTG+1 calls 30, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 90, 3 folds, BTN calls 90, SB calls 75, BB calls 60, UTG+1 calls 60

Flop: (450) A

J

6

(5 players)
SB checks, BB bets 390, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls 390, 2 folds

Turn: (1,230) J

(2 players)
BB bets 960 and is all-in, Hero calls 960

River: (3,150) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Мейн эвент, блядь. Думал - хуй доберу на терне, пихну на ривере, а они ручные были оказывается

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 13,212 (18.9 bb)
UTG+2: 71,322 (101.9 bb)
MP1: 24,729 (35.3 bb)
MP2: 30,058 (42.9 bb)
MP3: 12,125 (17.3 bb)
CO: 7,845 (11.2 bb)
BTN: 46,079 (65.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 14,479 (20.7 bb)
BB: 44,524 (63.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 700, 4 folds, BTN calls 700, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (3,565) T

6

9

(4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 bets 1,400, BTN calls 1,400, Hero calls 1,400, BB folds

Turn: (7,765) J

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 2,100, BTN calls 2,100, Hero raises to 5,250, UTG+2 calls 3,150, BTN calls 3,150

River: (23,515) 2

(3 players)
Hero bets 7,044 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 7,044, BTN calls 7,044

Results:


А в нокауте так и не плотют, любовно собраный гатшот

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 6,400 (80 bb)
UTG+2: 5,320 (66.5 bb)
MP1: 2,700 (33.8 bb)
MP2: 4,015 (50.2 bb)
MP3: 2,939 (36.7 bb)
CO: 5,200 (65 bb)
BTN: 3,160 (39.5 bb)
SB: 5,416 (67.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,677 (83.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

7

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 160, MP1 calls 160, 2 folds, CO calls 160, 2 folds, Hero calls 80

Flop: (680) J

3

6

(4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 320, MP1 calls 320, CO folds, Hero calls 320

Turn: (1,640) 4

(3 players)
Hero bets 902, UTG+2 calls 902, MP1 folds

River: (3,444) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,755, UTG+2 folds

Results:

icebearrr ебаная нацистская рожа, жалко я тебя не уебал, хотя сыграл плохо

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): 17,966 (44.9 bb)
BB: 9,649 (24.1 bb)
UTG+1: 10,965 (27.4 bb)
UTG+2: 14,134 (35.3 bb)
MP1: 13,999 (35 bb)
MP2: 8,502 (21.3 bb)
MP3: 22,494 (56.2 bb)
CO: 12,916 (32.3 bb)
BTN: 9,483 (23.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6

6

2 folds, MP1 raises to 800, 2 folds, CO calls 800, BTN folds, Hero calls 600, BB raises to 9,599 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 8,799

Flop: (21,248) 9

7

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (21,248) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (21,248) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Я знал что он долбоеб, но не думал, что такой сказочный.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 19,877 (79.5 bb)
MP3: 1,915 (7.7 bb)
CO: 8,359 (33.4 bb)
BTN: 8,370 (33.5 bb)
SB: 22,126 (88.5 bb)
BB: 13,400 (53.6 bb)
UTG+2: 13,488 (54 bb)
Hero (MP1): 14,965 (59.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

T

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 750, MP2 calls 750, 2 folds, BTN calls 750, 2 folds

Flop: (2,865) 9

8

4

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,575, MP2 raises to 4,097, BTN folds, Hero raises to 14,185 and is all-in, MP2 calls 10,088

Turn: (31,235) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (31,235) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Мейн ебент микромильонс такая же хуйня как и весь микропидорасник и пидерстарз в целом.
Впорол за две раздачи. Сначала с коротким выставился с туздамой, какой-то ебаный узбек с 28.18 показал тузкороль. Поймал бля, даму, ривер король один хуй.
Сам стал короткий. Выставился опять же с туздамой - въебался в два туза - охуенно раздают, просидел 4 часа - это даже не пиздец, это какое-то издевательство

Да заебали пидорасы канадские, и прочие не меньше.
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 17,315 (24.7 bb)
SB: 27,433 (39.2 bb)
BB: 60,201 (86 bb)
UTG+2: 6,671 (9.5 bb)
MP1: 20,093 (28.7 bb)
MP2: 26,237 (37.5 bb)
MP3: 18,535 (26.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 46,708 (66.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

Q

2 folds, MP2 raises to 1,400, MP3 folds, Hero calls 1,400, BTN raises to 17,230 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 15,830

Flop: (37,590) T

5

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (37,590) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (37,590) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

mariusghet12: canadians win all the time
хуй у негреану там всей страной сосете чтоле? чтоб на пс всех ездить

Сидит одна мразь kanar007 - хуярит 43.30 рестил 50 - на 100 рук, тварь ебаная сразу подсечет с ад


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 78,422 (26.1 bb)
BB: 287,232 (95.7 bb)
UTG+2: 40,178 (13.4 bb)
MP1: 76,656 (25.6 bb)
MP2: 196,039 (65.3 bb)
MP3: 77,688 (25.9 bb)
CO: 68,930 (23 bb)
Hero (BTN): 117,588 (39.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

J

5 folds, Hero raises to 6,300, SB raises to 17,785, BB folds, Hero raises to 117,213 and is all-in, SB calls 60,262 and is all-in

Flop: (162,094) 3

T

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (162,094) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (162,094) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


И сидт рядо с ним вот такое вот чешское уебище hobzilina. Засквизишь раз сука в 20 лет на этом ебаном говносайте, сделаном как раз для таких сквизящих пидеров, и само собой въебешь

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 173,978 (43.5 bb)
MP1: 240,135 (60 bb)
MP2: 33,303 (8.3 bb)
MP3: 66,781 (16.7 bb)
CO: 189,164 (47.3 bb)
BTN: 78,929 (19.7 bb)
SB: 123,277 (30.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 37,166 (9.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

Q

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 8,000, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 8,000, CO folds, BTN calls 8,000, SB folds, Hero raises to 36,666 and is all-in, MP1 calls 28,666, MP3 calls 28,666, BTN folds

Flop: (123,998) 7

5

J

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
MP1 bets 112,838, MP3 folds

Turn: (123,998) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (123,998) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Через две раздачи эта хуйня отдаст стек на д10<АД