День 4Слоган: нахуй слоган
Профит -7.74
Тотал профит: -246.44
Сыграно часов: 9ч 56 мин
Всего сыграно часов: 30/184
Если честно я даже не предполагал что может быть такая дикость на микро, да еще и фуллринге, оказывается может.
Обновляю список веселых раздачек
1)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -
View hand 2276953DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterSB: $5.09
BB: $1.78
UTG: $5.07
UTG+1: $6.85UTG+2: $5.35
MP1: $6.21
Hero (MP2): $5.21CO: $2.32
BTN: $5.00
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with K
K
1 fold,
UTG+1 raises to $0.15,
2 folds,
Hero raises to $0.45,
4 folds,
UTG+1 raises to $6.85 all in, Hero calls $4.76 all in
Flop: ($10.49) 8
3
Q
(2 players - 2 are all in)Turn: ($10.49) 3
(2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($10.49) 8
(2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $10.49
UTG+1 shows A
A
(two pair, Aces and Eights)
Hero shows K
K
(two pair, Kings and Eights)
UTG+1 wins $10.05
(Rake: $0.44)
2)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -
View hand 2276956DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterHero (BTN): $5.20SB: $6.94
BB: $5.70
UTG: $3.34
UTG+1: $1.68
UTG+2: $5.10
MP1: $7.28MP2: $6.38
CO: $5.00
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with 3
3
UTG raises to $0.10,
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.10, MP2 calls $0.10,
1 fold, Hero calls $0.10,
2 foldsFlop: ($0.47) J
3
A
(4 players)UTG checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks,
Hero bets $0.25, UTG folds, MP1 calls $0.25, MP2 folds
Turn: ($0.97) 5
(2 players)MP1 checks,
Hero bets $0.70,
MP1 raises to $1.50,
Hero raises to $4.85 all in, MP1 calls $3.35
River: ($10.67) 7
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $10.67
Hero shows 3
3
(three of a kind, Threes)
MP1 shows J
J
(three of a kind, Jacks)
MP1 wins $10.23
(Rake: $0.44)
3)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2276957DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterUTG+1: $0.37
Hero (MP1): $5.19MP2: $13.99
CO: $7.43
BTN: $3.00
SB: $6.63BB: $2.00
UTG: $5.00
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP1 with A
K
1 fold,
UTG+1 raises to $0.12,
Hero raises to $0.35,
3 folds, SB calls $0.33,
2 foldsFlop: ($0.87) 5
K
9
(2 players)SB checks,
Hero bets $0.50,
SB raises to $1,
Hero raises to $4.84 all in, SB calls $3.84
Turn: ($10.55) 4
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($10.55) J
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $10.55
Hero shows A
K
(a pair of Kings)
SB shows A
4
(a flush, Ace high)
SB wins $10.11
(Rake: $0.44)
4)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -
View hand 2277119DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterUTG: $2.50
UTG+1: $10.12
Hero (UTG+2): $5.16MP1: $1.85
MP2: $6.15
CO: $10.80
BTN: $6.15
SB: $4.55
BB: $5.00Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+2 with 2
2
2 folds,
Hero raises to $0.15,
5 folds, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.32) 2
3
5
(2 players)BB checks,
Hero bets $0.20,
BB raises to $0.50,
Hero raises to $5.01 all in, BB calls $4.35 all in
Turn: ($10.02) 8
(2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($10.02) 9
(2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $10.02
Hero shows 2
2
(three of a kind, Deuces)
BB shows 5
5
(three of a kind, Fives)
BB wins $9.60
(Rake: $0.42)
5)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2277120DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterUTG+1: $5.35Hero (MP1): $5.00MP2: $2.65
CO: $5.58
BTN: $5.02
SB: $5.00
BB: $2.00
UTG: $6.44
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP1 with K
A
1 fold,
UTG+1 raises to $0.20,
Hero raises to $0.60,
5 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.40
Flop: ($1.27) T
4
K
(2 players)UTG+1 checks,
Hero bets $0.75, UTG+1 calls $0.75
Turn: ($2.77) 7
(2 players)UTG+1 checks,
Hero bets $3.65 all in, UTG+1 calls $3.65
River: ($10.07) A
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $10.07
UTG+1 shows K
K
(three of a kind, Kings)
Hero shows K
A
(two pair, Aces and Kings)
UTG+1 wins $9.65
(Rake: $0.42)
6)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2277121DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterBTN: $4.91
Hero (SB): $5.00BB: $5.28UTG: $6.32
UTG+1: $7.00
MP1: $9.81
MP2: $6.39
CO: $1.98
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with K
K
6 folds,
Hero raises to $0.10,
BB raises to $0.30,
Hero raises to $0.80,
BB raises to $1.45,
Hero raises to $5 all in, BB calls $3.55
Flop: ($10.00) 4
A
2
(2 players - 1 is all in)Turn: ($10.00) Q
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($10.00) 6
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $10.00
Hero shows K
K
(a pair of Kings)
BB shows A
A
(three of a kind, Aces)
BB wins $9.58
(Rake: $0.42)
7)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -
View hand 2277122DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterBTN: $5.00
SB: $5.06
BB: $4.66UTG: $5.71UTG+1: $0.92
Hero (UTG+2): $5.00MP1: $2.53
MP2: $5.00
CO: $5.17
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+2 with K
K
UTG raises to $0.20,
1 fold, Hero calls $0.20, MP1 calls $0.20,
4 folds,
BB raises to $0.65,
UTG raises to $5.71 all in, Hero calls $4.80 all in,
1 fold, BB calls $4.01 all in
Flop: ($14.88) J
8
4
(3 players - 3 are all in)Turn: ($14.88) 2
(3 players - 3 are all in)River: ($14.88) 6
(3 players - 3 are all in)Final Pot: $14.88
BB shows K
J
(a pair of Jacks)
UTG shows A
A
(a pair of Aces)
Hero shows K
K
(a pair of Kings)
UTG wins $0.65
UTG wins $13.61
(Rake: $0.62)
8)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -
View hand 2277123DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterSB: $8.91
BB: $2.22
UTG: $5.44
UTG+1: $12.40
UTG+2: $4.20
MP1: $13.79
MP2: $2.06
CO: $4.81Hero (BTN): $6.38Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with 3
3
2 folds,
UTG+2 raises to $0.15,
2 folds, CO calls $0.15, Hero calls $0.15,
2 foldsFlop: ($0.52) 3
7
5
(3 players)UTG+2 checks, CO checks,
Hero bets $0.30, UTG+2 folds, CO calls $0.30
Turn: ($1.12) K
(2 players)CO checks,
Hero bets $1,
CO raises to $2,
Hero raises to $5.93 all in, CO calls $2.36 all in
River: ($9.84) 2
(2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $9.84
CO shows 5
5
(three of a kind, Fives)
Hero mucks 3
3
CO wins $9.43
(Rake: $0.41)
9)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2277125DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterHero (BTN): $5.30SB: $4.69BB: $2.00
UTG: $6.67
UTG+1: $12.16
MP1: $5.68
MP2: $1.78
CO: $3.76
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with K
K
5 folds,
Hero raises to $0.15,
SB raises to $0.45,
1 fold,
Hero raises to $1.35,
SB raises to $4.69 all in, Hero calls $3.34
Flop: ($9.43) T
4
Q
(2 players - 1 is all in)Turn: ($9.43) J
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($9.43) 3
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $9.43
Hero mucks K
K
SB shows A
A
(a pair of Aces)
SB wins $9.04
(Rake: $0.39)
10)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2277126DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterUTG: $4.79
UTG+1: $4.16MP1: $2.14
MP2: $2.01
CO: $2.73
BTN: $6.38
SB: $5.85Hero (BB): $5.34Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with Q
A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.05,
4 folds, SB calls $0.03,
Hero raises to $0.25, UTG+1 calls $0.20, SB calls $0.20
Flop: ($0.75) T
9
J
(3 players)SB checks,
Hero bets $0.45, UTG+1 calls $0.45, SB calls $0.45
Turn: ($2.10) 8
(3 players)SB checks,
Hero bets $4.64 all in, UTG+1 calls $3.46 all in, SB calls $4.64
River: ($14.84) Q
(3 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $14.84
UTG+1 shows K
8
(a flush, King high)
SB shows J
8
(a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero shows Q
A
(a straight, Eight to Queen)
SB wins $1.13
Hero wins $1.13
UTG+1 wins $11.96
(Rake: $0.62)
11)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -
View hand 2277128DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterUTG: $14.10
UTG+1: $3.85
UTG+2: $5.93
MP1: $3.67
Hero (MP2): $9.58CO: $5.00
BTN: $1.71
SB: $3.95BB: $6.01
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with Q
Q
4 folds,
Hero raises to $0.15,
2 folds, SB calls $0.13, BB calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.45) Q
J
8
(3 players)SB checks, BB checks,
Hero bets $0.25, SB calls $0.25, BB folds
Turn: ($0.95) 7
(2 players)SB checks,
Hero bets $0.55, SB calls $0.55
River: ($2.05) 8
(2 players)SB checks,
Hero bets $3, SB calls $3 all in
Final Pot: $8.05
Hero shows Q
Q
(a full house, Queens full of Eights)
SB shows 8
8
(four of a kind, Eights)
SB wins $7.72
(Rake: $0.33)
12)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players -
View hand 2277129DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterUTG+1: $5.60
MP: $0.60
CO: $3.79BTN: $5.42
SB: $3.00
Hero (BB): $5.07UTG: $2.00
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with 7
7
2 folds, MP calls $0.05,
CO raises to $0.15,
2 folds, Hero calls $0.10, MP calls $0.10
Flop: ($0.47) 2
Q
7
(3 players)Hero checks, MP checks,
CO bets $0.25,
Hero raises to $0.80, MP folds,
CO raises to $1.80,
Hero raises to $4.92 all in, CO calls $1.84 all in
Turn: ($7.75) 3
(2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($7.75) 3
(2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $7.75
CO shows Q
Q
(a full house, Queens full of Threes)
Hero shows 7
7
(a full house, Sevens full of Threes)
CO wins $7.43
(Rake: $0.32)
13)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2277130DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterUTG+1: $10.13
MP1: $3.19Hero (MP2): $6.17CO: $1.40
BTN: $11.89
SB: $5.14
BB: $1.93
UTG: $6.90
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with K
K
2 folds,
MP1 raises to $0.15,
Hero raises to $0.50,
4 folds,
MP1 raises to $3.19 all in, Hero calls $2.69
Flop: ($6.45) 2
Q
3
(2 players - 1 is all in)Turn: ($6.45) 4
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($6.45) 6
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $6.45
MP1 shows A
A
(a pair of Aces)
Hero shows K
K
(a pair of Kings)
MP1 wins $6.18
(Rake: $0.27)
14)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players -
View hand 2277131DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterCO: $4.28BTN: $5.75
SB: $3.14
BB: $5.00
UTG: $2.00
Hero (UTG+1): $7.39MP: $1.93
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+1 with K
K
1 fold,
Hero raises to $0.20,
1 fold, CO calls $0.20,
1 fold, SB calls $0.18,
1 foldFlop: ($0.65) 8
K
T
(3 players)SB checks,
Hero bets $0.35, CO calls $0.35, SB folds
Turn: ($1.35) 3
(2 players)Hero bets $1.05, CO calls $1.05
River: ($3.45) 5
(2 players)Hero checks,
CO bets $1.40, Hero calls $1.40
Final Pot: $6.25
CO shows A
7
(a flush, Ace high)
Hero mucks K
K
CO wins $5.99
(Rake: $0.26)
15)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players -
View hand 2277132DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterHero (MP2): $5.00CO: $1.67
BTN: $1.93
SB: $10.33
BB: $4.98
UTG: $2.97UTG+1: $4.95
UTG+2: $14.61
MP1: $1.20
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with J
J
UTG calls $0.05,
3 folds,
Hero raises to $0.20,
4 folds,
UTG raises to $0.50, Hero calls $0.30
Flop: ($1.07) J
9
6
(2 players)UTG bets $0.85, Hero calls $0.85
Turn: ($2.77) A
(2 players)UTG checks,
Hero bets $1.65, UTG calls $1.62 all in
River: ($6.01) 9
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $6.01
Hero shows J
J
(a full house, Jacks full of Nines)
UTG shows A
A
(a full house, Aces full of Nines)
UTG wins $5.76
(Rake: $0.25)
16)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2277134DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterSB: $14.74
BB: $5.00
UTG: $1.64
UTG+1: $15.09
MP1: $2.39MP2: $5.35
Hero (CO): $6.36BTN: $5.00
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with Q
Q
2 folds,
MP1 raises to $0.10,
1 fold,
Hero raises to $0.30,
3 folds,
MP1 raises to $2.39 all in, Hero calls $2.09
Flop: ($4.85) 8
J
T
(2 players - 1 is all in)Turn: ($4.85) 3
(2 players - 1 is all in)River: ($4.85) J
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $4.85
MP1 shows T
T
(a full house, Tens full of Jacks)
Hero shows Q
Q
(two pair, Queens and Jacks)
MP1 wins $4.65
(Rake: $0.20)
17)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2277136DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterBTN: $6.67
SB: $3.71
Hero (BB): $5.53UTG: $5.00
UTG+1: $9.07
MP1: $6.52MP2: $2.00
CO: $17.07
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with A
A
1 fold,
UTG+1 raises to $0.15,
MP1 raises to $0.35,
4 folds,
Hero raises to $1,
1 fold,
MP1 raises to $6.52 all in, Hero calls $4.53 all in
Flop: ($11.23) J
8
5
(2 players - 2 are all in)Turn: ($11.23) T
(2 players - 2 are all in)River: ($11.23) K
(2 players - 2 are all in)Final Pot: $11.23
Hero shows A
A
(a pair of Aces)
MP1 shows A
A
(a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $5.38
MP1 wins $5.38
(Rake: $0.47)
18)
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players -
View hand 2277137DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History ConverterMP1: $5.00
Hero (MP2): $5.07CO: $2.46BTN: $6.68
SB: $5.00
BB: $4.29
UTG: $5.59
UTG+1: $5.61
Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is MP2 with A
A
3 folds,
Hero raises to $0.15,
CO raises to $0.52,
3 folds, Hero calls $0.37
Flop: ($1.11) J
4
4
(2 players)Hero checks,
CO bets $0.60, Hero calls $0.60
Turn: ($2.31) K
(2 players)Hero checks,
CO bets $1.34 all in, Hero calls $1.34
River: ($4.99) J
(2 players - 1 is all in)Final Pot: $4.99
Hero shows A
A
(two pair, Aces and Jacks)
CO shows A
A
(two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero wins $2.39
CO wins $2.39
(Rake: $0.21)
И вся эта благодать, её мать, свалилась на меня за одни игровые сутки! на месяц вперёд просто нараздавало. Профит нужен как воздух, пока же одни убытки, 4 из 4 сессий минусовые. Сегодня должен нагрянуть рейкбек, который превратит катастрофическое начало в просто плохое. Надеюсь произойдёт обратный "щелчок", и я начну наживать как в начале прошлого месяца. А ведь именно после рейкбека у меня началась борьба с упорно не хотящей ползти вверх зелёной, которая после кэшаута превратилась уже в свободно падующую.
График overall:
Месяц чувствую будет тяжелейшим. Всё осложняется наличием у меня майнинга, в котором есть например фишрег, стабильно зарабатывающий на нл16 4/100, я правда зарабатывал столько же с чудовищным количеством ошибок, а также, внимание, фиш с 44/40 и 22/100 на протяжении 60к рук! Диспа выбирает любимчиков, не руководствуясь логикой, ну и бывает, че поделать. На самом деле настрой пока вполне боевой, чувствую что чувствительность к переездам растёт...а это прекрасно. Короче вызов принят, сука!
1)я могу играть больше столов
2)я нахожу больше рыбы
3)я голдстар, еще и суперстар, но их больше заботит именно голд, ведь они не знают как понизить свою СНЕ. а ведь человеку сложно жить без перемен, и когда ты третий год подряд видишь одни и те же 6 звёзд, это прилично заёбывает
4) на их проигранный байин можно купить ладу калину, а на мой-коробку чупа чупсов, значит я экономлю больше нервных клеток
5)их заебали вопросы наподобие "как бы ты разыгрывал АА на доске АА239, коллить ли олли ин?",или "как цвет трусов связан с винрейтом?" мне же просто не задают таких вопросов
6)мне не надо париться с вложением своих миллионов,потому что у меня их нет
7) они понимают что они плохие покеристы, потому что они играют в основном ради денег, то есть их нельзя назвать фанатами покера, они тупо машины по зарабатыванию денег, а я фанат покера, и поэтому лучше, и они это понимают