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Я чуть не выкинул, че они курят такое там в голандиях своих

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 1,885 (23.6 bb)
MP3: 3,975 (49.7 bb)
CO: 5,665 (70.8 bb)
BTN: 3,450 (43.1 bb)
SB: 4,770 (59.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,765 (47.1 bb)
UTG+1: 2,580 (32.3 bb)
UTG+2: 5,235 (65.4 bb)
MP1: 3,480 (43.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

K

5 folds, CO raises to 240, BTN calls 240, SB folds, Hero raises to 880, CO raises to 5,655 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero calls 2,875 and is all-in

Flop: (7,880) 2

2

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (7,880) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,880) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Швейцари, Греция, Германия - Россия 0-1
Плывите на хуй, ихтиандры хуевы.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players

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MP1: 8,917 (148.6 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (50 bb)
MP3: 2,220 (37 bb)
CO: 15,920 (265.3 bb)
BTN: 3,750 (62.5 bb)
SB: 2,800 (46.7 bb)
BB: 2,053 (34.2 bb)
UTG+1: 13,850 (230.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 4,965 (82.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 9

9

UTG+1 raises to 120, Hero calls 120, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 120, MP3 calls 120, CO folds, BTN calls 120, SB folds, BB raises to 2,053 and is all-in, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 4,965 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,880 and is all-in, MP3 calls 2,100 and is all-in, BTN folds

Flop: (10,543) A

6

3

(4 players, 4 are all-in)
Turn: (10,543) 3

(4 players, 4 are all-in)
River: (10,543) 9

(4 players, 4 are all-in)

Results:

Две агрессивные рыбы, че делаем на ривере?

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 2,605 (21.7 bb)
MP2: 7,355 (61.3 bb)
MP3: 9,152 (76.3 bb)
CO: 4,420 (36.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 7,965 (66.4 bb)
SB: 1,958 (16.3 bb)
BB: 4,840 (40.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,220 (26.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

2 folds, MP2 calls 120, MP3 calls 120, CO folds, Hero raises to 420, 2 folds, MP2 calls 300, MP3 calls 300

Flop: (1,560) T

J

K

(3 players)
MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets 720, MP2 calls 720, MP3 calls 720

Turn: (3,720) 2

(3 players)
MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero checks

River: (3,720) K

(3 players)
MP2 checks, MP3 bets 1,080, Hero?

Goban899 @ 5.7.2012
Две агрессивные рыбы, че делаем на ривере?

Ставим терн и не оказываемся в такой ситуации на ривере

Не - ну их на хуй. Колим ривер - выгодна, и смотрим на д4

Смысла нет ставить терн, эти ссаные рожи все равно не отвяжутся. Банк нех раздувать. А чеком терна можно еще какие-нить мысли о блефах на ривере запустить в их воспаленное сознание, если ниче не соберут к своему трешу.

Все-таки соотечественнки сегодня ну очень высокий и красивый покер демнострируют

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 2,784 (23.2 bb)
BTN: 7,270 (60.6 bb)
SB: 7,572 (63.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,206 (18.4 bb)
UTG+2: 4,454 (37.1 bb)
MP1: 4,745 (39.5 bb)
MP2: 2,957 (24.6 bb)
MP3: 7,700 (64.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

A

6 folds, SB raises to 240, Hero raises to 1,020, SB calls 780

Flop: (2,160) A

2

J

(2 players)
SB bets 1,320, Hero calls 1,171 and is all-in

Turn: (4,502) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,502) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну насмерть вот это заебло уже

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 21,357 (30.5 bb)
UTG+1: 12,499 (17.9 bb)
UTG+2: 23,807 (34 bb)
MP1: 13,826 (19.8 bb)
MP2: 12,837 (18.3 bb)
MP3: 9,325 (13.3 bb)
CO: 16,520 (23.6 bb)
BTN: 28,415 (40.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 29,117 (41.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

K

2 folds, MP1 calls 700, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 9,240 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero raises to 29,032 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (20,645) Q

K

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (20,645) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,645) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Тузкороль в сатах седня к СМУ 10раз непарной руке проебал, в туре за норм стек тоже меньше туздамы, и опять эта хуйня.

Как получать оргазмы ривером

Ребайник по 2. Оп соображающий товарищ.
Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 167,858 (42 bb)
Hero (BTN): 74,821 (18.7 bb)
SB: 57,816 (14.5 bb)
BB: 74,085 (18.5 bb)
UTG+2: 60,264 (15.1 bb)
MP1: 99,677 (24.9 bb)
MP2: 63,679 (15.9 bb)
MP3: 96,900 (24.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

7

UTG+2 raises to 59,764 and is all-in, 4 folds, Hero?

Вылетел из бига 22. Проиграл монетку той же мрази голандской которая уебала своей туз-дамой моего туза-короля. Пометил эту суку.

DanilaKa @ 5.7.2012
Как получать оргазмы ривером

Ты известный доездной лакибокс. Иди грей грины потными ладошками.

Хуй недают на бабле оп 35 на 21 агр 3 ну что там еше может быть..Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $400(BB) Replayer
SB ($17,488)
BB ($13,690)
Hero ($13,944)
UTG+1 ($5,366)
UTG+2 ($25,758)
CO ($20,220)
BTN ($9,448)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $860, fold, fold, CO calls $860, fold, fold, BB calls $460

FLOP ($3,130)

BB checks, Hero bets $1,565, CO raises to $3,130, BB folds, Hero raises to $13,034 (AI), CO calls $9,904

TURN ($29,198)

RIVER ($29,198)

Давай блог вместе вести чтоль, а то заеб просто так раздачи постить тут

Игра тим-про покерстарз BryanHuang на финалке 2.20+r (8K)
Чет стремно - не?

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (17,500/35,000 blinds, 4,375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 2,032,915 (58.1 bb)
MP3: 368,573 (10.5 bb)
CO: 777,308 (22.2 bb)
BTN: 1,133,595 (32.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 543,718 (15.5 bb)
BB: 1,357,247 (38.8 bb)
UTG+1: 681,898 (19.5 bb)
UTG+2: 438,875 (12.5 bb)
MP1: 669,371 (19.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

7

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 434,500 and is all-in, 3 folds, CO raises to 772,933 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (960,875) T

A

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (960,875) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (960,875) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (17,500/35,000 blinds, 4,375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 1,866,040 (53.3 bb)
UTG+2: 355,448 (10.2 bb)
MP1: 329,683 (9.4 bb)
MP2: 1,120,470 (32 bb)
Hero (MP3): 513,093 (14.7 bb)
CO: 1,533,497 (43.8 bb)
BTN: 616,273 (17.6 bb)
SB: 1,087,750 (31.1 bb)
BB: 581,246 (16.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

4

6 folds, BTN raises to 77,000, SB raises to 1,083,375 and is all-in, BB calls 541,871 and is all-in, BTN folds

Flop: (1,270,117) 3

7

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (1,270,117) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (1,270,117) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

еще его перлы, ну повезло что с нашим как бы сказать, игроком, схлестнулся 77Richman7, который при виде красной пики рядом с автаркой ссыт

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (20,000/40,000 blinds, 5,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 1,549,857 (38.7 bb)
BB: 609,646 (15.2 bb)
UTG+2: 823,116 (20.6 bb)
MP1: 1,104,845 (27.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 409,968 (10.2 bb)
MP3: 1,468,049 (36.7 bb)
CO: 576,148 (14.4 bb)
BTN: 1,461,871 (36.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7

8

5 folds, BTN raises to 80,000, SB calls 60,000, BB calls 40,000

Flop: (280,000) J

Q

7

(3 players)
SB bets 128,800, BB folds, BTN calls 128,800

Turn: (537,600) 3

(2 players)
SB checks, BTN bets 338,688, SB calls 338,688

River: (1,214,976) 7

(2 players)
SB checks, BTN bets 909,383 and is all-in, SB calls 909,383

Results:


77Richman7: just whant see you hand mda
77Richman7: ithink flesh but
77Richman7: so i stupid
BryanHuang: unlucky
77Richman7: i heve big unluck )))

Этот ебаный пидорас 77Richman7 меня зато уеб

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (25,000/50,000 blinds, 6,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 516,666 (10.3 bb)
MP3: 487,146 (9.7 bb)
CO: 790,130 (15.8 bb)
BTN: 714,637 (14.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 337,468 (6.7 bb)
BB: 1,445,549 (28.9 bb)
UTG+2: 1,516,324 (30.3 bb)
MP1: 2,195,580 (43.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

J

2 folds, MP2 raises to 510,416 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 306,218 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (762,436) Q

2

9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (762,436) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (762,436) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

При своих сегодня. Чудовищно жаль проебать такому тупому пидеру как 77Richman7