Imm0RT4L & TIAPOBO3 diary

Я уже начал пиздеть на гсч фтп,итак сегодня ездят нещадно
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $800(BB) Full Tilt
Hero ($46,103)
BB ($11,465)
UTG ($15,359)
CO ($59,285)
BTN ($46,019)

Dealt to Hero

fold, CO raises to $3,300, fold, Hero raises to $10,400, fold, CO raises to $32,500, Hero raises to $46,003 (AI), CO calls $13,503

FLOP ($93,306)

TURN ($93,306)

RIVER ($93,306)

Hero shows
(Pre 81%, Flop 16.8%, Turn 9.1%)

CO shows
(Pre 19%, Flop 83.2%, Turn 90.9%)

Hero wins $93,306

Заебала вечная хуйня
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $200(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($2,681)
BB ($13,797)
UTG ($16,771)
UTG+1 ($11,313)
UTG+2 ($3,375)
MP1 ($13,971)
MP2 ($3,438)
Hero ($8,777)
BTN ($9,375)

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $600, fold, fold, fold, MP2 calls $600, Hero raises to $2,800, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $2,200, MP2 raises to $3,413 (AI), Hero calls $613, UTG calls $613

FLOP ($10,764)

UTG bets $1,200, Hero raises to $5,339 (AI), UTG calls $4,139

TURN ($21,442)

RIVER ($21,442)

MP2 shows
(Pre 14%, Flop 36.7%, Turn 21.4%)

Hero shows
(Pre 67%, Flop 49.6%, Turn 2.4%)

UTG shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 13.7%, Turn 76.2%)

UTG wins $21,442

Найс колл на баббле
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $500(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($6,911)
BB ($5,727)
UTG ($14,001)
UTG+1 ($5,785)
CO ($18,763)
Hero ($4,313)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $4,263 (AI), fold, BB calls $3,763

FLOP ($9,076)

TURN ($9,076)

RIVER ($9,076)

Hero shows
(Pre 56%, Flop 3.9%, Turn 0.0%)

BB shows
(Pre 44%, Flop 96.1%, Turn 100.0%)

BB wins $9,076

Немного новостей.
В среду выиграл наконец ребайник по 500 на 20 тел, поделили в 3макс по 9500.
В четверг ездил катать в старый клуб 10\20. К слову, часа 2 мы играли практически всегда с обязательным страдлом 320 (реже 160), катушка была дорогая и дисперсионная для 10\20.
Вчера опять играл ребайник по 500, очень обидно вылетел, вначале набил стек 20к на 3м уровне (с начальным 4к) - это половина всех фишек в игре, потом проиграл AK<TT, JJ<AT, QQ<AA, 99<KJ. И все в таком духе. Обидно.Сегодня, возможно, будет фризаут по 1к, съезжу, поиграю.

А еще в кэше произошла забавная раздача:
Эквити Выиграно Дележ Проиграно Рука
Игрок 1: 97,342% 95,349% 3,987% 0,664% 6c5c
Игрок 2: 0,664% 0,664% 0,000% 99,336% AdJh
Игрок 3: 1,993% 0,000% 3,987% 96,013% 5s2s

У меня 56, флоп 655, я чек, человек с 52 бет 2\3 пота, я колл, имбицил с AJ колл, терн А, я чек, имбицил бет, человек с 52 колл, я рейз под их оллин, оба кол. Ривер - А, блеать. Так забавно меня еще не уебывали.

Что вот это за репуши от регов?!
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $600(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($11,135)
BB ($43,549)
UTG ($38,096)
UTG+1 ($78,521)
UTG+2 ($10,525)
Hero ($7,341)
MP2 ($31,791)
CO ($5,592)
BTN ($13,875)

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $1,200, UTG+1 calls $1,200, UTG+2 calls $1,200, Hero raises to $7,271 (AI), fold, fold, BTN raises to $13,805 (AI), fold, fold, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($19,672)

TURN ($19,672)

RIVER ($19,672)

Hero shows
(Pre 62%, Flop 95.3%, Turn 81.8%)

BTN shows
(Pre 38%, Flop 4.7%, Turn 18.2%)

BTN wins $19,672

Ну, я просто сегодня охуеваю от покерстарз
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1,400(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($22,408)
BB ($19,352)
UTG ($88,014)
Hero ($18,645)
UTG+2 ($34,080)
MP1 ($13,343)
MP2 ($8,892)
CO ($17,737)
BTN ($18,502)

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $2,800, Hero raises to $18,470 (AI), fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $15,670

FLOP ($40,615)

TURN ($40,615)

RIVER ($40,615)

Hero shows
(Pre 50%, Flop 34.1%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG shows
(Pre 50%, Flop 65.9%, Turn 100.0%)

UTG wins $40,615

ГСЧ извращается, как может
No Limit Holdem Tournament
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$12,000 Rush Guar (Rebuy)

Stacks:
UTG Chef A-Bomb (11,150)
UTG+1 Viper1422 (1,500)
MP1 space666 (5,205)
MP2 iamsouleater (17,302)
MP3 coltstar (2,750)
CO tastina (2,155)
BTN oleeg (6,000)
SB kudos1985 (3,550)
BB Dee2423 (5,970)

Blinds: 50/100

Pre-Flop: (150, 9 players) oleeg is BTN
Chef A-Bomb raises to 300, 3 folds, coltstar calls 300, 1 fold, oleeg calls 300, 1 fold, Dee2423 calls 200

Flop: (1,250, 4 players)
Dee2423 checks, Chef A-Bomb checks, coltstar goes all-in 2,450, oleeg calls 2,450, Dee2423 goes all-in 5,670, Chef A-Bomb folds, oleeg calls 3,220

Turn: (15,040, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (15,040, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: 15,040
oleeg shows three of a kind, Tens

Dee2423 shows King Ten high

coltstar shows a flush, Ace high


oleeg wins 6,440 (net +470)
coltstar wins 8,600 (net +5,850)

Dee2423 lost 5,970
Chef A-Bomb lost 300

Блядь, почему я не могу выкинуть против нита?
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $500(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($22,028)
BB ($37,008)
UTG ($16,794)
UTG+1 ($29,723)
Hero ($31,887)
MP1 ($11,638)
CO ($16,310)
BTN ($31,334)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, Hero raises to $1,125, fold, CO calls $1,125, BTN calls $1,125, fold, BB calls $625

FLOP ($5,230)

BB checks, Hero bets $3,855, CO raises to $7,710, BTN raises to $30,149 (AI), BB folds, Hero raises to $30,702 (AI), CO folds

TURN ($73,238)

RIVER ($73,238)

BTN shows
(Pre 62%, Flop 86.4%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 38%, Flop 13.6%, Turn 4.5%)

BTN wins $73,238

hotpot2: so sick
hotpot2: ul bud

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $40(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($1,460)
BB ($940)
UTG ($1,455)
UTG+1 ($4,880)
Hero ($1,315)
BTN ($3,120)

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 calls $40, Hero calls $40, fold, fold, BB checks

FLOP ($140)

BB checks, UTG+1 bets $140, Hero raises to $400, BB folds, UTG+1 calls $260

TURN ($940)

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $452, UTG+1 raises to $4,440 (AI), Hero calls $423 (AI)

RIVER ($2,690)

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 81%, Flop 8.9%, Turn 97.7%)

Hero shows
(Pre 19%, Flop 91.1%, Turn 2.3%)

UTG+1 wins $2,690

ЛОЛ
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $500(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($875)
BB ($6,465)
UTG ($11,840)
UTG+1 ($1,078)
Hero ($6,462)
MP1 ($9,240)
MP2 ($7,560)
CO ($1,685)
BTN ($18,015)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, Hero raises to $6,362 (AI), fold, MP2 raises to $7,460 (AI), CO calls $1,585 (AI), fold, SB calls $525 (AI), BB calls $5,865 (AI)

FLOP ($22,352)

TURN ($22,352)

RIVER ($22,352)

Hero shows
(Pre 12%, Flop 4.6%, Turn 5.3%)

MP2 shows
(Pre 9%, Flop 9.0%, Turn 23.7%)

CO shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 6.5%, Turn 57.9%)

SB shows
(Pre 14%, Flop 22.7%, Turn 10.5%)

BB shows
(Pre 46%, Flop 57.2%, Turn 2.6%)

Hero wins $14,331
CO wins $8,015
BB wins $6

Я вечно ничего не могу выиграть, только пройду более-менее далеко и вылетаю глупо
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4,000(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($30,593)
BB ($61,913)
Hero ($42,490)
UTG+1 ($47,906)
UTG+2 ($45,523)
CO ($15,360)
BTN ($43,350)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $41,690 (AI), UTG+1 calls $41,690, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($94,980)

TURN ($94,980)

RIVER ($94,980)

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 46%, Flop 13.7%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows
(Pre 54%, Flop 86.3%, Turn 90.9%)

UTG+1 wins $94,980

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InfL1cT: ****kkkin donks .. they dont how to count but they come here to play poker

Я понимаю, почему я не могу ничего выиграть в сателлитах. Потому что там играют полные отмороженные дибилы, а в ребайнике по 5 состав сложнее и вот так там никто не играет. Просто уже заебало, нет сил+
No Limit Holdem Tournament
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
FTP Series España Super Sat

Stacks:
UTG QutrAAn (4,304)
CO franky_london (4,283)
BTN Riya bastawn (2,720)
SB oleeg (4,211)
BB The_Norty_One (2,982)

Blinds: 60/120

Pre-Flop: (180, 5 players) oleeg is SB
2 folds, Riya bastawn raises to 360, oleeg raises to 960, 1 fold, Riya bastawn calls 600

Flop: (2,040, 2 players)
oleeg checks, Riya bastawn goes all-in 1,760, oleeg calls 1,760

Turn: (5,560, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (5,560, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 5,560
oleeg shows three of a kind, Kings

Riya bastawn shows a flush, Ace high


Riya bastawn wins 5,560 (net +2,840)

oleeg lost 2,720

Ace on the riverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $500(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($4,878)
BB ($6,187)
UTG ($9,138)
UTG+1 ($28,915)
UTG+2 ($22,760)
Hero ($12,340)
MP2 ($22,631)
CO ($7,328)
BTN ($22,665)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $2,200, Hero raises to $12,290 (AI), fold, CO calls $7,278 (AI), fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $10,090

FLOP ($33,058)

TURN ($33,058)

RIVER ($33,058)

UTG+2 shows
(Pre 20%, Flop 12.0%, Turn 7.1%)

Hero shows
(Pre 37%, Flop 25.8%, Turn 11.9%)

CO shows
(Pre 43%, Flop 62.2%, Turn 81.0%)

Hero wins $33,058

Решили оставить первому месту 1.2$ :D

Итоги марта попозже, вкратце: месяц - говно

Начало апреля хорошее, вылетел в 2х раздачах. Ну,что я опять делаю неправильно, я не понимаю...
Почему-то вместо Hero вставляется мой ник с виктайта...
No Limit Holdem Tournament
8 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$10 + $1 Knockout

Stacks:
UTG oleeg (1,500)
UTG+1 kjelber (1,500)
MP1 U-S-Tuermer (1,530)
MP2 OvesenAA (1,500)
CO WTJD (1,500)
BTN 060280 (1,570)
SB patman55 (1,480)
BB qqruzns (1,500)

Blinds: 10/20

Pre-Flop: (30, 8 players) oleeg is UTG
oleeg raises to 60, kjelber calls 60, 6 folds

Flop: (150, 2 players)
oleeg bets 75, kjelber calls 75

Turn: (300, 2 players)
oleeg bets 201, kjelber calls 201

River: (702, 2 players)
oleeg bets 412, kjelber calls 412

Final Pot: 1,526
oleeg shows

kjelber shows a full house, Jacks full of Aces


kjelber wins 1,526 (net +778)

oleeg lost 748






Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $20(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($1,500)
BB ($3,200)
UTG ($1,440)
UTG+1 ($1,500)
UTG+2 ($1,500)
CO ($1,500)
Hero ($752)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $20, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $752 (AI), fold, fold, UTG calls $732

FLOP ($1,534)

TURN ($1,534)

RIVER ($1,534)

UTG shows
(Pre 31%, Flop 68.1%, Turn 79.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 69%, Flop 31.9%, Turn 20.5%)

UTG wins $1,534

Хватит,а?
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $80(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($86)
Hero ($4,420)
UTG ($2,025)
UTG+1 ($1,797)
CO ($1,380)
BTN ($4,247)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, CO calls $80, fold, SB raises to $86 (AI), Hero raises to $338, CO calls $258

FLOP ($762)

Hero bets $480, CO raises to $1,042 (AI), Hero calls $562

TURN ($2,846)

RIVER ($2,846)

SB shows
(Pre 29%, Flop 1.7%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 50%, Flop 78.7%, Turn 0.0%)

CO shows
(Pre 21%, Flop 19.6%, Turn 100.0%)

CO wins $2,846