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Спросил
VovaPlombir в чате за столом, почему он "пломбир"?
Ожидал ответа, что-то типа "да потому что я играю как отморозок, вахахахахах!"
А Вова отморозился и вообще не ответил.
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ЛотосПокер привлек 6к игроков, но не говорит куда.
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Рай покериста - это просто день когда дистанция вернула.
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В день, когда дистанция мне вернет - вы все приглашены! Норм погуляем, отвечаю!
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Ты можешь быть неебически угодно крутым регом, но если за сессию тебе 6 раз сдадут КК в АА, то ты охуеешь.
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Кстати, продолжи фразу "Ты можешь быть неебически угодно крутым регом, но..." и вам будет легче.
Ну или просто закончите ее смешно.
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Когда-нибудь будет так:
Ты можешь быть неебически угодно крутым регом, но когда встретишься со мной за столами, ты охуеешь!
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Как же хочется, сука, уже хоть что-то затащить!
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Китайцы...
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Как китайскому регу написать "мое конг-фу лучше твоего" или "ты будешь моей сучкой"?
£0.10/£0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by
weaktight.com Stacks: UTG Player3 (
£30.36) 121bb
CO Player4 (
£76.05) 304bb
BTN Player5 (£40.82) 163bb SB Player6 (
£2.42) 10bb
BB NeedSomeFood (£36.22) 145bb Pre-Flop: (
£0.35, 5 players)
NeedSomeFood is BB 2 folds,
Player5 raises to £0.62,
1 fold,
NeedSomeFood raises to £2,
Player5 raises to £4.50, NeedSomeFood calls £2.50
Flop: (
£9.10, 2 players)
NeedSomeFood checks,
Player5 bets £4.50, NeedSomeFood calls £4.50
Turn: (
£18.10, 2 players)
NeedSomeFood checks,
Player5 bets £9.25, NeedSomeFood calls £9.25
River: (
£36.60, 2 players)
NeedSomeFood bets £17.97, Player5 calls £17.97
Final Pot: £72.54 NeedSomeFood shows
Player5 shows
NeedSomeFood wins
£71.29 (net +
£35.07) Player5 lost
£36.22 ***
Интересно, на его пуш ривера, у меня там фолд?
А так конечно ебень, а не рег, нельзя так косячить.
$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by
weaktight.com Stacks: UTG Player2 (
$29.99) 120bb
UTG+1 Player3 (
$41.11) 164bb
CO NeedSomeFood ($38.43) 154bb BTN Player5 ($42.59) 170bb SB Player6 (
$25) 100bb
BB Player1 ($20) 80bb Pre-Flop: (
$0.35, 6 players)
NeedSomeFood is CO 2 folds,
NeedSomeFood raises to $0.60,
Player5 raises to $2,
1 fold, Player1 calls $1.75, NeedSomeFood calls $1.40
Flop: (
$6.10, 3 players)
Player1 bets $2.91, NeedSomeFood calls $2.91,
Player5 raises to $7,
Player1 folds, NeedSomeFood calls $4.09
Turn: (
$23.01, 2 players)
NeedSomeFood checks, Player5 checks
River: (
$23.01, 2 players)
NeedSomeFood checks,
Player5 bets $10.98, NeedSomeFood calls $10.98
Final Pot: $44.97 NeedSomeFood shows
Player5 shows
NeedSomeFood wins
$42.97 (net +
$22.99) Player1 lost
$4.91 Player5 lost
$19.98 ***
6 столов. Юкей. Выборга мелкая, по ней что-то вроде 46/19
Че думаете? Палевные сайзинги у него, не?
€0.10/€0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by
weaktight.com Stacks: UTG Player6 (
€87.16) 349bb
UTG+1 Player1 (
€46.69) 187bb
CO Player2 (
€25.62) 102bb
BTN Player3 (
€26.52) 106bb
SB NeedSomeFood (€33.67) 135bb BB Player5 (€25) 100bb Pre-Flop: (
€0.35, 6 players)
NeedSomeFood is SB 4 folds,
NeedSomeFood raises to €0.60, Player5 calls €0.35
Flop: (
€1.20, 2 players)
NeedSomeFood bets €0.92, Player5 calls €0.92
Turn: (
€3.04, 2 players)
NeedSomeFood bets €2.32,
Player5 raises to €5.90, NeedSomeFood calls €3.58
River: (
€14.84, 2 players)
NeedSomeFood checks,
Player5 bets €10.90, NeedSomeFood calls €10.90
Final Pot: €36.64 NeedSomeFood shows
Player5 shows
NeedSomeFood wins
€35.14 (net +
€16.82) Player5 lost
€18.32 ***
Все бы так сыграли?
$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by
weaktight.com Stacks: UTG Player3 ($9.26) 37bb CO Player5 (
$27.17) 109bb
BTN Player6 (
$25.01) 100bb
SB Player1 ($25) 100bb BB NeedSomeFood ($25) 100bb Pre-Flop: (
$0.35, 5 players)
NeedSomeFood is BB Player3 calls $0.25,
2 folds,
Player1 raises to $1, NeedSomeFood calls $0.75,
Player3 folds Flop: (
$2.25, 2 players)
Player1 checks,
NeedSomeFood bets $1.30, Player1 calls $1.30
Turn: (
$4.85, 2 players)
Player1 checks, NeedSomeFood checks
River: (
$4.85, 2 players)
Player1 bets $9.25,
NeedSomeFood goes all-in $22.70, Player1 calls $13.45
Final Pot: $50.25 Player1 shows
NeedSomeFood shows
Player1 wins
$48.25 (net +
$23.25) NeedSomeFood lost
$25 Player3 lost
$0.25 ***
Кто красавчик? Я! Я красавчик!
$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
888
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by
weaktight.com Stacks: UTG Player9 ($50.50) 101bb CO Player2 ($75.92) 152bb BTN NeedSomeFood ($50.17) 100bb SB Player6 (
$59.09) 118bb
BB Player7 ($21.05) 42bb Pre-Flop: (
$0.75, 5 players)
NeedSomeFood is BTN Player9 raises to $1.50, Player2 calls $1.50,
NeedSomeFood raises to $6.75,
1 fold, Player7 calls $6.25,
Player9 raises to $15,
Player2 folds,
NeedSomeFood folds, Player7 calls $8.25
Flop: (
$38.50, 2 players)
Player7 checks,
Player9 bets $7, Player7 calls $6.05
Turn: (
$50.60, 2 players)
River: (
$50.60, 2 players)
Final Pot: $50.60 Player7 shows
Player9 shows
Player9 wins
$49.97 (net +
$27.97) Player2 lost
$1.50 NeedSomeFood lost
$6.75 Player7 lost
$21.05
Играй в лотосе, будь мужЕком!