Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Пока я не научусь правильно добирать с таких парней с агр.7 - хрен мне - а не занос чего-нить серьезного
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NL Holdem $150(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($6,230)
BB ($7,400)
UTG ($10,225)
UTG+1 ($10,385)
UTG+2 ($7,995)
MP1 ($8,437)
MP2 ($5,025)
CO ($2,517)
BTN ($1,500)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $375, BB calls $225

FLOP ($750)

Hero checks, BB bets $450, Hero calls $450

TURN ($1,650)

Hero checks, BB bets $900, Hero calls $900

RIVER ($3,450)

Hero checks, BB bets $900, Hero calls $900

Hero shows
(Pre 67%, Flop 59.8%, Turn 75.0%)

BB shows
(Pre 33%, Flop 40.2%, Turn 25.0%)

Hero wins $5,250

Покерстрас, иди на ***.

Я зае****** впи********* в какой-то нее******* топ дипазон каких-то уе********* со статами 35.24

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NL Holdem $400(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($14,031)
BB ($12,986)
UTG ($5,550)
UTG+1 ($7,936)
UTG+2 ($14,198)
MP1 ($5,878)
Hero ($10,651)
CO ($19,737)
BTN ($17,055)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $912, fold, Hero raises to $2,000, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $5,442, Hero raises to $10,601 (AI), UTG+2 calls $5,159

FLOP ($22,252)

TURN ($22,252)

RIVER ($22,252)

UTG+2 shows
(Pre 83%, Flop 91.6%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 17%, Flop 8.4%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG+2 wins $22,252

Мне кажется ты слишком эмоционален

Diman182 @ 27.2.2012
Мне кажется ты слишком эмоционален

Согласен, лучше в дневнике, чем дома

Пятый раз за сегодня - не вынесла душа поэта, позора мелочных обид...

Внесу корректировки в матюгальный пост - но эмоциональную составляющую оставлю

............ но я заебался оплачивать промоушены покерстарс по превлечению всяких тупых пидорасов, бразильских макак, автралийских даунов и прочих канадских выродков.......

БРАВО !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Выразился просто ГЕНИАЛЬНО !!!!!!!!!!!!! СУПЕР РЕСПЕКТ

биг11

квик хэнд
я испугался
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NL Holdem $50(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($1,645)
BB ($2,900)
Hero ($4,890)
UTG+1 ($6,068)
UTG+2 ($11,160)
MP1 ($3,012)
MP2 ($3,438)
CO ($1,825)
BTN ($5,300)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $150, UTG+1 calls $150, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $100

FLOP ($475)

BB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

TURN ($475)

BB bets $356, Hero calls $356, UTG+1 calls $356

RIVER ($1,543)

BB bets $1,157, Hero calls $1,157, UTG+1 folds

BB shows
(Pre 62%, Flop 21.8%, Turn 12.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 38%, Flop 78.2%, Turn 87.5%)

Hero wins $3,857

4.40 (4max)

типичные раздачи этого турнира

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NL Holdem $250(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($20,708)
Hero ($15,471)
CO ($11,416)
BTN ($9,201)

Dealt to Hero

fold, BTN calls $250, fold, Hero checks

FLOP ($745)

Hero bets $558, BTN calls $558

TURN ($1,861)

Hero bets $1,023, BTN calls $1,023

RIVER ($3,907)

Hero bets $2,148, BTN calls $2,148

BTN shows
(Pre 66%, Flop 26.3%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero shows
(Pre 34%, Flop 73.7%, Turn 81.8%)

Hero wins $8,203


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NL Holdem $250(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($11,106)
BB ($7,247)
CO ($20,028)
Hero ($18,415)

Dealt to Hero

CO calls $250, Hero raises to $750, fold, fold, CO calls $500

FLOP ($1,995)

CO checks, Hero checks

TURN ($1,995)

CO bets $1,000, Hero calls $1,000

RIVER ($3,995)

CO bets $3,750, Hero calls $3,750

CO shows
(Pre 40%, Flop 7.6%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 60%, Flop 92.4%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $11,495

биг-11

интересно, я сто процентов знаю что старше - что мне это дает - да ничего - повод закрыть окошко
макаки 42.20. заводящие всякое говно - основной клиент старзов - тут же есть я
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NL Holdem $300(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($17,352)
BB ($7,606)
UTG ($6,485)
UTG+1 ($1,725)
UTG+2 ($4,644)
MP1 ($10,637)
MP2 ($3,692)
Hero ($9,933)
BTN ($3,809)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $900, fold, SB calls $750, fold

FLOP ($2,460)

SB bets $1,722, Hero calls $1,722

TURN ($5,904)

SB bets $4,132, Hero raises to $7,271 (AI), SB calls $3,139

RIVER ($20,446)

Hero shows
(Pre 80%, Flop 80.0%, Turn 79.5%)

SB shows
(Pre 20%, Flop 20.0%, Turn 20.5%)

SB wins $20,446

Мне зато стразу чтоб не мучался люблю макак для которых 2 красивые карты невыкидываемый натс)) 1 рука бига за 3
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NL Holdem $20(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($3,000)
BB ($3,000)
UTG ($3,000)
UTG+1 ($3,000)
UTG+2 ($3,000)
Hero ($3,000)
MP2 ($3,000)
CO ($3,000)
BTN ($3,000)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $80, Hero raises to $240, fold, CO raises to $420, fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $3,000 (AI), Hero calls $2,760 (AI), CO calls $2,580 (AI)

FLOP ($9,030)

TURN ($9,030)

RIVER ($9,030)

UTG+2 shows
(Pre 6%, Flop 9.6%, Turn 9.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 75%, Flop 66.1%, Turn 14.3%)

CO shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 24.3%, Turn 76.2%)

CO wins $9,030

Мне зато стразу чтоб не мучался

Согласен. Лучше сразу - эмоций хоть нет отрицательных.

А то ощущение, как будто в морге, всем дружно клизмы прописали.

888
22 (1,8K)

такого как на 888 я нигде более не встречаю
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NL Holdem $200(BB) Pacific
SB ($9,299)
BB ($11,942)
UTG ($2,930)
UTG+1 ($7,496)
UTG+2 ($7,521)
MP1 ($8,350)
CO ($7,331)
Hero ($3,833)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, MP1 calls $200, fold, Hero raises to $700, fold, fold, MP1 calls $500

FLOP ($1,860)

MP1 checks, Hero bets $930, MP1 calls $930

TURN ($3,720)

MP1 checks, Hero bets $1,091, MP1 calls $1,091

RIVER ($5,902)

MP1 checks, Hero bets $1,092 (AI), MP1 calls $1,092

MP1 shows
(Pre 21%, Flop 24.6%, Turn 11.4%)

Hero shows
(Pre 79%, Flop 75.4%, Turn 88.6%)

Hero wins $8,086

888
22 (1,8K)

давит гад, бабл
надо поднажать

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NL Holdem $400(BB) Pacific
SB ($9,509)
Hero ($16,055)
UTG ($20,196)
UTG+1 ($17,244)
UTG+2 ($11,967)
MP1 ($13,492)
CO ($6,276)
BTN ($16,691)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, MP1 raises to $860, fold, BTN raises to $1,725, fold, Hero calls $1,325, MP1 raises to $13,452 (AI), fold, Hero calls $11,727

FLOP ($29,149)

TURN ($29,149)

RIVER ($29,149)

MP1 shows
(Pre 26%, Flop 16.9%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows
(Pre 74%, Flop 83.1%, Turn 90.9%)

Hero wins $29,149

5.50+R (15K)

ацкий словацкий рег

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NL Holdem $250(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($24,728)
Hero ($10,430)
UTG ($8,710)
UTG+1 ($30,028)
UTG+2 ($7,388)
MP1 ($8,975)
MP2 ($10,998)
CO ($9,350)
BTN ($7,472)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, MP1 raises to $500, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $250

FLOP ($1,350)

Hero checks, MP1 checks

TURN ($1,350)

Hero bets $750, MP1 calls $750

RIVER ($2,850)

Hero bets $1,567, MP1 calls $1,567

MP1 shows
(Pre 60%, Flop 22.8%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows
(Pre 40%, Flop 77.2%, Turn 90.9%)

Hero wins $5,984



и соотечественник, которого я испугался

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NL Holdem $250(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($8,410)
BB ($29,978)
UTG ($7,338)
UTG+1 ($6,108)
UTG+2 ($10,948)
MP1 ($9,900)
MP2 ($7,422)
CO ($24,553)
Hero ($13,422)

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $625, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO calls $625, Hero calls $625, fold, fold

FLOP ($2,475)

UTG bets $750, CO calls $750, Hero raises to $3,348, UTG folds, CO calls $2,598

TURN ($9,921)

CO checks, Hero bets $3,472, CO calls $3,472

RIVER ($16,865)

CO checks, Hero checks

CO shows
(Pre 16%, Flop 28.0%, Turn 31.8%)

Hero shows
(Pre 84%, Flop 72.0%, Turn 68.2%)

Hero wins $16,865

888
22 (1,8K)
плохо сыграл, подвели "заметочки"


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NL Holdem $600(BB) Pacific
SB ($12,598)
Hero ($26,972)
UTG ($8,466)
UTG+1 ($13,566)
UTG+2 ($29,460)
MP1 ($17,647)
MP2 ($24,275)
CO ($15,812)
BTN ($49,037)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $1,200, Hero calls $600

FLOP ($2,940)

SB bets $999, Hero raises to $3,198, SB calls $2,199

TURN ($9,336)

SB bets $1,200, Hero calls $1,200

RIVER ($11,736)

SB bets $6,940 (AI), Hero calls $6,940

SB shows
(Pre 46%, Flop 91.2%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 54%, Flop 8.8%, Turn 4.5%)

SB wins $25,616

5.50+R (15K)

Люди ловят по две пары (опп - сотечественник, которого я ранее испугался в раздаче с 99)
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NL Holdem $400(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($18,500)
BB ($9,820)
UTG ($12,240)
UTG+1 ($14,517)
Hero ($24,311)
MP1 ($30,750)
MP2 ($31,598)
CO ($11,295)
BTN ($19,725)

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 raises to $800, Hero calls $800, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $600, fold

FLOP ($3,250)

SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $1,800, SB folds, UTG+1 calls $1,800

TURN ($6,850)

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3,767, UTG+1 calls $3,767

RIVER ($14,384)

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $7,911, UTG+1 calls $7,911

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 37%, Flop 11.5%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero shows
(Pre 63%, Flop 88.5%, Turn 90.9%)

Hero wins $30,206

5.50+R (15K)

соотечественник давит бабл (15.13, агр. 3, трибет 3) - боюсь предположить силу его руки

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NL Holdem $1,000(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($40,387)
BB ($23,080)
UTG ($71,260)
UTG+1 ($44,276)
UTG+2 ($22,310)
MP1 ($2,608)
MP2 ($38,171)
CO ($25,323)
BTN ($15,281)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2,400, BB calls $1,400

FLOP ($5,700)

Hero bets $2,000, BB raises to $5,555, Hero calls $3,555

TURN ($16,810)

Hero checks, BB bets $7,845, Hero raises to $32,332 (AI), BB folds

Hero shows

Hero wins $32,500

5.50+R (15K)
моя туздама козырнее и ниипет

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NL Holdem $1,600(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($37,976)
BB ($37,265)
UTG ($134,761)
UTG+1 ($40,753)
UTG+2 ($64,467)
MP1 ($22,396)
Hero ($58,782)
CO ($56,482)
BTN ($66,057)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3,840, CO raises to $10,000, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $6,160

FLOP ($23,750)

Hero checks, CO checks

TURN ($23,750)

Hero bets $13,062, CO raises to $46,332 (AI), Hero calls $33,270

RIVER ($116,414)

Hero shows
(Pre 53%, Flop 100.0%, Turn 100.0%)

CO shows
(Pre 47%, Flop 0.0%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $116,414

интересно - где учать тащить монетки - есть ли профессиональная школа

11 (3K)
хуясе я пумал чо

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NL Holdem $80(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($4,732)
BB ($3,095)
UTG ($2,973)
UTG+1 ($1,110)
UTG+2 ($5,835)
MP1 ($5,290)
MP2 ($1,371)
CO ($3,743)
Hero ($5,632)

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 raises to $160, fold, fold, MP2 calls $160, fold, Hero calls $160, fold, BB calls $80

FLOP ($680)

BB checks, UTG+1 bets $950 (AI), MP2 folds, Hero raises to $5,472 (AI), BB calls $2,935 (AI)

TURN ($7,500)

RIVER ($7,500)

Hero shows
(Pre 32%, Flop 24.6%, Turn 100.0%)

BB shows
(Pre 43%, Flop 25.2%, Turn 0.0%)

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 25%, Flop 50.2%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $7,500

888

3.30+р (4K)

я реально охуеваю - если в онлайн покере все честно - тогда я блядина-балерина
10 человек в турнире, это житвотное даже не секунды не думало - конечно, люди со статми 50.21 намного выгоднее румам, тем более тем где есть казино, но нельзя же в наглую борзеть

дайте уже выиграть одну ключевую раздачу - ХВАТИТ ЭТО ТЕРПЕТЬ

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NL Holdem $16,000(BB) Pacific
SB ($528,936)
Hero ($170,184)
UTG ($198,844)
CO ($826,956)
BTN ($517,330)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, BTN raises to $48,000, fold, Hero raises to $168,584 (AI), BTN calls $120,584

FLOP ($353,168)

TURN ($353,168)

RIVER ($353,168)

BTN shows
(Pre 16%, Flop 96.7%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 84%, Flop 3.3%, Turn 0.0%)

BTN wins $353,168