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Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,400/4,800 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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CO: 362,680 (75.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 181,240 (37.8 bb)
SB: 101,748 (21.2 bb)
BB: 170,332 (35.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

Q

CO raises to 9,600, Hero calls 9,600, 2 folds

Flop: (28,800) 3

Q

6

(2 players)
CO bets 12,960, Hero raises to 171,040 and is all-in, CO calls 158,080

Turn: (370,880) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (370,880) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

и голандцу пиздец

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,400/4,800 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 162,840 (33.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 381,080 (79.4 bb)
SB: 101,748 (21.2 bb)
BB: 170,332 (35.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

T

CO folds, Hero raises to 380,480 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls 164,932 and is all-in

Flop: (344,264) 8

Q

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (344,264) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (344,264) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

тоже вот интересная раздача

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 6,950 (17.4 bb)
UTG+2: 17,086 (42.7 bb)
MP1: 17,666 (44.2 bb)
MP2: 43,019 (107.5 bb)
MP3: 9,716 (24.3 bb)
CO: 32,451 (81.1 bb)
BTN: 1,722 (4.3 bb)
SB: 8,143 (20.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,662 (24.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

A

2 folds, MP1 raises to 800, MP2 calls 800, MP3 folds, CO calls 800, 2 folds, Hero calls 400

Flop: (3,850) A

3

A

(4 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Turn: (3,850) 5

(4 players)
Hero bets 3,080, MP1 calls 3,080, MP2 calls 3,080, CO folds

River: (13,090) 6

(3 players)
Hero bets 5,732 and is all-in, MP1 calls 5,732, MP2 calls 5,732

Results:

Нестор попался

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,800/5,600 blinds, 700 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 3 Players
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SB: 313,936 (56.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 385,156 (68.8 bb)
BTN: 116,908 (20.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

T

BTN folds, SB raises to 15,200, Hero calls 9,600

Flop: (32,500) T

5

J

(2 players)
SB bets 14,625, Hero raises to 64,025, SB calls 49,400

Turn: (160,550) K

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 305,231 and is all-in, SB calls 234,011 and is all-in

River: (628,572) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ну хуясе - чО я, хуевый мттшник чтоле. Из такой жопы занес с 3бб после KK<K2 - аж запощу этот топ-1. Скил, сука - страшное дело. Покерстарс - аж не справился. Че пидеры, сломались ненадолго чтоле.

Мегакол. Запоминаем pokerpetri71 из Финляндии

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 5,875 (195.8 bb)
MP1: 3,020 (100.7 bb)
MP2: 3,390 (113 bb)
MP3: 2,050 (68.3 bb)
CO: 5,685 (189.5 bb)
BTN: 2,890 (96.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,920 (97.3 bb)
BB: 2,690 (89.7 bb)
UTG+1: 1,585 (52.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

4

UTG+1 calls 30, 2 folds, MP2 raises to 90, MP3 calls 90, CO calls 90, BTN folds, Hero calls 75, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 60

Flop: (480) 5

T

8

(5 players)
Hero bets 264, UTG+1 calls 264, MP2 calls 264, 2 folds

Turn: (1,272) K

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,017, UTG+1 calls 1,017, MP2 folds

River: (3,306) 2

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,549 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 214 and is all-in

Results:

demon788 - вот этого британца тож надо запомнить - чудо, а не игрок - шпилит все лимиты от доллара по-моему

melcan - тоже знатный еблан из Канады.

Второй раз за три дня выхожу на финалку утреннего 2.20 (1K) - интересно - че буит в этот раз.

Опа - две пары

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 4,201 (84 bb)
SB: 5,290 (105.8 bb)
BB: 3,295 (65.9 bb)
UTG+1: 2,845 (56.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,883 (57.7 bb)
MP1: 4,568 (91.4 bb)
MP2: 1,312 (26.2 bb)
MP3: 2,893 (57.9 bb)
CO: 1,953 (39.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 150, 4 folds, BTN calls 150, 2 folds

Flop: (375) A

T

Q

(2 players)
Hero bets 250, BTN calls 250

Turn: (875) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 700, BTN calls 700

River: (2,275) 2

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,783 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,783

Results:

опять финалка за 2.20 не сложилась - 6той бля - фу.

ImZOV - соотечественник, тож интересно играет

Апд - кстате тут сообщили, что он еще и дольщиков кидал на стретеджи - с такой игрой это единственное что он могет делать.

jordie1982 - старый жопошник рег и любит че-нить исполнить подобное

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 3,052 (10.2 bb)
MP2: 26,620 (88.7 bb)
MP3: 5,145 (17.2 bb)
CO: 8,468 (28.2 bb)
BTN: 14,651 (48.8 bb)
SB: 5,785 (19.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 16,092 (53.6 bb)
UTG+1: 6,759 (22.5 bb)
UTG+2: 17,935 (59.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

J

3 folds, MP2 calls 300, 2 folds, BTN calls 300, SB raises to 5,760 and is all-in, Hero raises to 16,067 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (12,345) 6

K

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (12,345) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (12,345) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Я всегда думал, что когда я в чате пишу австралийцу - "fckin stupid kengoo" - это всего лишь аллегория. Ан нет - некоторые из них полностью осознают ущербность своей покерной натуры и прямо заявляют об этом путем подобора соответсвующей автатарки.

Ненадолга старзы поломались - опять важная раздача мимо кассы.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 24,881 (41.5 bb)
BB: 10,344 (17.2 bb)
UTG+1: 8,286 (13.8 bb)
UTG+2: 9,854 (16.4 bb)
MP1: 16,440 (27.4 bb)
MP2: 11,274 (18.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 16,676 (27.8 bb)
CO: 34,804 (58 bb)
BTN: 15,438 (25.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 4

4

4 folds, Hero raises to 1,410, 4 folds

Results:


Хотя следующий заход удачнее вышел - а начало ведь по той же схеме проходило

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 27,742 (34.7 bb)
MP1: 7,344 (9.2 bb)
MP2: 20,679 (25.8 bb)
MP3: 6,854 (8.6 bb)
CO: 15,915 (19.9 bb)
BTN: 10,149 (12.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 18,255 (22.8 bb)
BB: 25,814 (32.3 bb)
UTG+1: 16,013 (20 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

J

6 folds, BTN raises to 10,074 and is all-in, Hero raises to 18,180 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (21,623) T

K

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (21,623) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (21,623) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 15.6.2012
Ненадолга старзы поломались - опять важная раздача мимо кассы.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 24,881 (41.5 bb)
BB: 10,344 (17.2 bb)
UTG+1: 8,286 (13.8 bb)
UTG+2: 9,854 (16.4 bb)
MP1: 16,440 (27.4 bb)
MP2: 11,274 (18.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 16,676 (27.8 bb)
CO: 34,804 (58 bb)
BTN: 15,438 (25.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 4

4

4 folds, Hero raises to 1,410, 4 folds

Results:

1,950 pot
Hero mucked 4

4

and won 1,950 (1,300 net)

Вот это драма

Бля - во я лох - не смотрю че постю, дебильный хм2 - тама вот че должно было быть - драма наипиздатейшая офрмилась

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 24,531 (40.9 bb)
SB: 9,694 (16.2 bb)
BB: 8,236 (13.7 bb)
UTG+1: 9,804 (16.3 bb)
UTG+2: 16,390 (27.3 bb)
MP1: 11,224 (18.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 17,976 (30 bb)
MP3: 34,754 (57.9 bb)
CO: 15,388 (25.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

K

3 folds, Hero raises to 1,500, 4 folds, BB raises to 8,186 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,686

Flop: (17,122) 6

K

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (17,122) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (17,122) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Но потом старз сломался опять - см. выше.

Кстате - у всех хм2 не всегда нужную раздачу "хватает"?

moneypit010 - тупой, но прушный нацистский пидер

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 5,252 (65.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,157 (64.5 bb)
SB: 4,886 (61.1 bb)
BB: 8,217 (102.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

K

CO calls 80, Hero calls 80, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: (320) 5

6

J

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, CO bets 240, Hero raises to 880, 2 folds, CO calls 640

Turn: (2,080) 2

(2 players)
CO bets 4,292 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,197 and is all-in

River: (10,474) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

arnaldo61 - de de del главное запомню, что румын

ponte01588 - мегатупое нацистское ебло

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