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в чате хоть BB писал ?

corvet @ 13.6.2012
в чате хоть BB писал ?

чат заблочен, как всегда - больше суток не держусь

палится hohner369
Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,643 (72.9 bb)
CO: 4,912 (98.2 bb)
BTN: 4,595 (91.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,915 (58.3 bb)
BB: 8,102 (162 bb)
UTG+2: 2,610 (52.2 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (60 bb)
MP2: 3,040 (60.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

9

UTG+2 raises to 150, 5 folds, Hero calls 125, BB raises to 450, UTG+2 calls 300, Hero calls 300

Flop: (1,350) 5

T

4

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks

Turn: (1,350) 9

(3 players)
Hero bets 400, BB raises to 1,045, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 2,465 and is all-in, BB calls 1,420

River: (6,280) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

самые ебанутейшие пасы

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 9,292 (92.9 bb)
CO: 7,850 (78.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,074 (60.7 bb)
SB: 2,640 (26.4 bb)
BB: 2,130 (21.3 bb)
UTG+1: 1,840 (18.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,585 (25.9 bb)
MP1: 2,925 (29.3 bb)
MP2: 3,650 (36.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 100, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 389, 2 folds, Hero calls 389, 2 folds, UTG+2 raises to 2,585 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,196, Hero folds

Flop: (5,709) J

3

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,709) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,709) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:



Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 3,668 (73.4 bb)
BB: 4,912 (98.2 bb)
UTG+1: 4,520 (90.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,025 (60.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 6,280 (125.6 bb)
MP2: 4,557 (91.1 bb)
MP3: 1,985 (39.7 bb)
CO: 3,905 (78.1 bb)
BTN: 2,965 (59.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

9

2 folds, Hero raises to 150, MP2 calls 150, 3 folds, SB raises to 550, 2 folds, MP2 calls 400

Flop: (1,300) 9

9

8

(2 players)
SB bets 780, MP2 calls 780

Turn: (2,860) Q

(2 players)
SB bets 1,716, MP2 raises to 3,227 and is all-in, SB calls 622 and is all-in

River: (7,536) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Посмотрел свои посты в чужих блогах - везде я галантен и вежлив. Пестрю правописанием и любезностью. Воспитание страшное штука. Зато моя похабаная натурка находит полное отражение в собсном дневнике. Считаю этот факт забавным.

чуть не поверил рыбке

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,000 (75 bb)
MP1: 3,278 (82 bb)
MP2: 4,332 (108.3 bb)
MP3: 6,310 (157.8 bb)
CO: 2,860 (71.5 bb)
BTN: 2,690 (67.3 bb)
SB: 940 (23.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,030 (75.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

5 folds, BTN raises to 120, SB folds, Hero raises to 300, BTN calls 180

Flop: (620) 3

8

9

(2 players)
Hero bets 341, BTN raises to 2,390 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,049

Turn: (5,400) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,400) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 2,749 (45.8 bb)
CO: 7,987 (133.1 bb)
BTN: 7,139 (119 bb)
SB: 2,940 (49 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

A

2 folds, SB raises to 120, Hero raises to 300, SB calls 180

Flop: (600) 5

9

3

(2 players)
SB bets 600, Hero raises to 2,449 and is all-in, SB calls 1,849

Turn: (5,498) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,498) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Вот точно знаешь, что старше пидерского клована в разы - а хуле толку.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 3,030 (37.9 bb)
SB: 2,870 (35.9 bb)
BB: 2,932 (36.7 bb)
UTG+1: 5,575 (69.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 3,957 (49.5 bb)
MP1: 10,397 (130 bb)
MP2: 5,180 (64.8 bb)
MP3: 3,888 (48.6 bb)
CO: 1,169 (14.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 240, 5 folds, SB raises to 2,860 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 2,620

Flop: (5,890) Q

J

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,890) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,890) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Бабл хуле ж
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 12,968 (16.2 bb)
SB: 13,776 (17.2 bb)
BB: 15,358 (19.2 bb)
UTG+1: 5,737 (7.2 bb)
UTG+2: 21,698 (27.1 bb)
MP1: 17,749 (22.2 bb)
MP2: 5,055 (6.3 bb)
MP3: 39,612 (49.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 10,240 (12.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

5 folds, Hero raises to 10,165 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 9,365

Flop: (21,405) 2

T

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (21,405) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (21,405) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Впал в тильт сегодня в первый раз - никогда не думал - что со мной такое случится.
Ща вроде успокоился.

Goban899 @ 14.6.2012
Впал в тильт сегодня в первый раз - никогда не думал - что со мной такое случится.

В первый раз, говоришь? А тогда, когда я тебя вынужден был отправить на денек продышаться, это был не тильт? :)

Я пьяный был - причем тут тильт.

3zMyers, я всегда считал что тянуть стриты не по шансам и колировать префлоп рейзы в 4бб на ДВ это прерогатива боливийцев, так же как и вывешивать три звездочки. Но и некотороые представители братского ураинского народа в твоем лице, отличаются сказочным долбоебизмом - продолжай в том же духе. Я конечно понимал, что сокрее всего лечу к терну, но высталюсь так еще 50 раз из 50ти против такого еблинга как ты.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 5,497 (109.9 bb)
MP2: 3,825 (76.5 bb)
MP3: 5,740 (114.8 bb)
CO: 1,850 (37 bb)
BTN: 4,118 (82.4 bb)
SB: 128 (2.6 bb)
BB: 6,316 (126.3 bb)
UTG+1: 2,925 (58.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,696 (53.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 175, MP1 calls 175, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 175, CO folds, BTN calls 175, 2 folds

Flop: (775) T

9

2

(4 players)
Hero bets 620, MP1 folds, MP3 calls 620, BTN folds

Turn: (2,015) K

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,901 and is all-in, MP3 calls 1,901

River: (5,817) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

продолжают ебать нещадно - но такие раздачи радуют

Flushke888 из Бельгии, друг Пуаро видимо - не знаю регуляр он или нет, но играет часто.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,940 (73.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 3,881 (97 bb)
BTN: 2,840 (71 bb)
SB: 3,315 (82.9 bb)
BB: 2,016 (50.4 bb)
UTG+1: 2,655 (66.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,260 (81.5 bb)
MP1: 3,110 (77.8 bb)
MP2: 2,683 (67.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

UTG+1 calls 40, 4 folds, Hero raises to 140, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls 100

Flop: (340) 4

A

A

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets 2,515 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,515

Turn: (5,370) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,370) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

pedrinhopoa ебаная бразильская макака, 13 тел в туре осталось - пидорасы старзовские - самый честный сайт.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP: 33,795 (16.9 bb)
CO: 160,104 (80.1 bb)
BTN: 162,127 (81.1 bb)
SB: 23,590 (11.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 41,541 (20.8 bb)
UTG: 31,036 (15.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

4 folds, SB raises to 23,340 and is all-in, Hero calls 21,340

Flop: (48,180) 5

5

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (48,180) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (48,180) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

хуй пидеры дадут удвоиться на финалке.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,600/3,200 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 20,034 (6.3 bb)
CO: 259,483 (81.1 bb)
BTN: 167,333 (52.3 bb)
SB: 57,332 (17.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 20,804 (6.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,964 (2.2 bb)
MP1: 106,948 (33.4 bb)
MP2: 177,102 (55.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

8

UTG+2 raises to 6,564 and is all-in, 3 folds, CO raises to 14,428, 2 folds, Hero raises to 20,404 and is all-in, CO calls 5,976

Flop: (52,172) A

A

J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (52,172) 2

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (52,172) Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

MikeyGG3 - вот это тоже забавный клован из Канады.
5 тел осталось - педринью бразильскую пересидел - уже радует.

не плотит голандец сцукан

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,400/4,800 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 443,646 (92.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 160,240 (33.4 bb)
BB: 116,748 (24.3 bb)
CO: 95,366 (19.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

Q

CO raises to 9,600, BTN folds, Hero calls 7,200, BB folds

Flop: (26,400) Q

Q

5

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 14,400, Hero calls 14,400

Turn: (55,200) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (55,200) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets 30,360, CO folds

Results:

есть блять - спасибо братской белоруссии и лично товарищу nestOr85

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,400/4,800 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 362,680 (75.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 181,240 (37.8 bb)
SB: 101,748 (21.2 bb)
BB: 170,332 (35.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

Q

CO raises to 9,600, Hero calls 9,600, 2 folds

Flop: (28,800) 3

Q

6

(2 players)
CO bets 12,960, Hero raises to 171,040 and is all-in, CO calls 158,080

Turn: (370,880) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (370,880) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

и голандцу пиздец

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,400/4,800 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 162,840 (33.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 381,080 (79.4 bb)
SB: 101,748 (21.2 bb)
BB: 170,332 (35.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

T

CO folds, Hero raises to 380,480 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls 164,932 and is all-in

Flop: (344,264) 8

Q

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (344,264) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (344,264) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

тоже вот интересная раздача

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 6,950 (17.4 bb)
UTG+2: 17,086 (42.7 bb)
MP1: 17,666 (44.2 bb)
MP2: 43,019 (107.5 bb)
MP3: 9,716 (24.3 bb)
CO: 32,451 (81.1 bb)
BTN: 1,722 (4.3 bb)
SB: 8,143 (20.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,662 (24.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

A

2 folds, MP1 raises to 800, MP2 calls 800, MP3 folds, CO calls 800, 2 folds, Hero calls 400

Flop: (3,850) A

3

A

(4 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Turn: (3,850) 5

(4 players)
Hero bets 3,080, MP1 calls 3,080, MP2 calls 3,080, CO folds

River: (13,090) 6

(3 players)
Hero bets 5,732 and is all-in, MP1 calls 5,732, MP2 calls 5,732

Results: