Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

а мне вот хуй - я бабл бой - там пидерам по три аута кладут - а мне хуй, а не монета

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 12,525 (17.9 bb)
MP2: 29,674 (42.4 bb)
MP3: 14,639 (20.9 bb)
CO: 9,609 (13.7 bb)
BTN: 33,422 (47.7 bb)
SB: 48,203 (68.9 bb)
BB: 8,362 (11.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 14,740 (21.1 bb)
UTG+2: 14,057 (20.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

A

Hero raises to 1,855, UTG+2 calls 1,855, 4 folds, BTN raises to 5,600, 2 folds, Hero raises to 14,655 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds, BTN calls 9,055

Flop: (32,980) 6

9

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (32,980) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (32,980) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

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Pacific, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 5,175 (51.8 bb)
MP1: 2,440 (24.4 bb)
MP2: 2,850 (28.5 bb)
MP3: 3,034 (30.3 bb)
CO: 4,166 (41.7 bb)
BTN: 6,178 (61.8 bb)
SB: 1,550 (15.5 bb)
BB: 7,441 (74.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 2,276 (22.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q

A

Hero raises to 300, UTG+2 calls 300, MP1 calls 300, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 300, CO calls 300, BTN folds, SB raises to 1,550 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero raises to 2,276 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 1,976, MP1 calls 1,976, MP3 folds, CO calls 1,976

Flop: (11,054) 5

6

A

(5 players, 2 are all-in)
UTG+2 checks, MP1 bets 164 and is all-in, CO calls 164, UTG+2 calls 164

Turn: (11,546) 8

(5 players, 3 are all-in)
UTG+2 checks, CO checks

River: (11,546) 5

(5 players, 3 are all-in)
UTG+2 checks, CO bets 1,726 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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BB: 3,275 (40.9 bb)
CO: 3,385 (42.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,156 (27 bb)
SB: 4,615 (57.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

CO folds, Hero raises to 240, SB raises to 4,615 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 1,916 and is all-in

Flop: (4,392) 7

2

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (4,392) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (4,392) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 4,851 (97 bb)
BTN: 3,397 (67.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 7,260 (145.2 bb)
BB: 2,180 (43.6 bb)
UTG+2: 692 (13.8 bb)
MP1: 3,828 (76.6 bb)
MP2: 2,897 (57.9 bb)
MP3: 1,900 (38 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

3 folds, MP3 raises to 135, CO folds, BTN calls 135, Hero raises to 575, 2 folds, BTN calls 440

Flop: (1,335) J

Q

7

(2 players)
Hero bets 734, BTN raises to 2,822 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,088

Turn: (6,979) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,979) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 1,375 (45.8 bb)
UTG+2: 1,215 (40.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,837 (94.6 bb)
MP2: 3,830 (127.7 bb)
MP3: 2,565 (85.5 bb)
CO: 6,050 (201.7 bb)
BTN: 3,058 (101.9 bb)
SB: 1,510 (50.3 bb)
BB: 3,140 (104.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 90, MP2 calls 90, 2 folds, BTN calls 90, 2 folds

Flop: (315) 3

A

K

(3 players)
Hero bets 173, MP2 folds, BTN calls 173

Turn: (661) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 528, BTN calls 528

River: (1,717) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,373, BTN raises to 2,267 and is all-in, Hero calls 673 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 6,851 (137 bb)
UTG+2: 6,129 (122.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): 5,063 (101.3 bb)
MP2: 2,105 (42.1 bb)
MP3: 617 (12.3 bb)
CO: 1,703 (34.1 bb)
BTN: 2,822 (56.4 bb)
SB: 1,715 (34.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 150, 2 folds, CO calls 150, 2 folds, BB calls 100

Flop: (475) 2

6

J

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 380, CO calls 380, BB folds

Turn: (1,235) T

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 1,173 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,173

River: (3,581) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Pacific, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 11,817 (78.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 3,329 (22.2 bb)
BTN: 5,995 (40 bb)
SB: 3,295 (22 bb)
BB: 3,146 (21 bb)
UTG+1: 6,757 (45 bb)
UTG+2: 852 (5.7 bb)
MP1: 5,410 (36.1 bb)
MP2: 6,100 (40.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

Q

5 folds, Hero raises to 400, BTN folds, SB calls 325, BB folds

Flop: (950) 8

4

5

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 712, SB raises to 2,895 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,183

Turn: (6,740) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,740) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Меня обозвали малолеткой в чате после того как перед оллином на половину бб я написал "fu all" . В связи, с пересмотром вчера фильма "Джей и Молчаливый Боб" - не могу не согласиться - я вечно молод - и всегда готов послать на хуй.

Да и быть посланым тож не стремно.

ребайник, чо

Pacific, $4.50 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP1): 4,420 (22.1 bb)
MP2: 29,815 (149.1 bb)
MP3: 2,754 (13.8 bb)
CO: 7,996 (40 bb)
BTN: 9,644 (48.2 bb)
SB: 14,335 (71.7 bb)
BB: 15,980 (79.9 bb)
UTG+1: 12,420 (62.1 bb)
UTG+2: 4,135 (20.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

T

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 200, Hero raises to 1,080, 3 folds, BTN calls 1,080, SB folds, BB calls 880, UTG+2 folds

Flop: (3,720) 8

2

6

(3 players)
BB bets 14,880 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,320 and is all-in, BTN folds

Turn: (10,360) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (10,360) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

усе-таки доканал рыбку из раздачи с q3

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 4,540 (37.8 bb)
MP2: 6,856 (57.1 bb)
Hero (MP3): 5,840 (48.7 bb)
CO: 3,514 (29.3 bb)
BTN: 3,929 (32.7 bb)
SB: 6,587 (54.9 bb)
BB: 6,240 (52 bb)
UTG+2: 3,515 (29.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

J

2 folds, MP2 raises to 300, Hero raises to 600, 4 folds, MP2 calls 300

Flop: (1,500) 6

7

J

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 1,200, MP2 calls 1,200

Turn: (3,900) 2

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 3,120, MP2 raises to 5,041 and is all-in, Hero calls 905 and is all-in

River: (11,950) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

игрока из великобритании muck201212 на 888 следует опасаться.
Который раз наблюдаю этого долбокита - ему чудовищно прет - раздача выше с моими 1010 против него
но он уже 40 000 набил при бб250

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (30/60 blinds, 5 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 2,935 (48.9 bb)
BB: 5,865 (97.8 bb)
UTG+1: 4,090 (68.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,385 (39.8 bb)
MP1: 3,325 (55.4 bb)
MP2: 6,095 (101.6 bb)
MP3: 6,167 (102.8 bb)
CO: 2,215 (36.9 bb)
BTN: 2,575 (42.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

9

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 180, MP1 raises to 420, 2 folds, CO calls 420, 3 folds, Hero calls 240

Flop: (1,395) 8

9

9

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 2,900 and is all-in, CO calls 1,790 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,960 and is all-in

Turn: (7,105) 7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (7,105) 5

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Лео, закрой, пожалуйста, к ебеням этот дневник. Вся это бохомерзкая писанина на хуй не нужна никому. Кроме бедбитов мне писать не про что. А теперь и про них писать не придется. Деньгов нет больше.
Всем удачи за столами. Мож еще возобновлю деятельность.

Pacific, $20 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 80 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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UTG: 27,258 (34.1 bb)
MP: 20,739 (25.9 bb)
CO: 18,608 (23.3 bb)
BTN: 8,650 (10.8 bb)
SB: 14,465 (18.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 10,874 (13.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

Q

UTG folds, MP calls 800, CO folds, BTN raises to 2,400, SB folds, Hero raises to 10,794 and is all-in, MP folds, BTN calls 6,170 and is all-in

Flop: (18,820) 6

8

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (18,820) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (18,820) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Думал, написать или нет. Но у всякой истории должен быть конец. Вчера Собак умер. Все эти три недели я только об одном думал, чтоб обошлось без этого поганого укола. Так оно и вышло. Вчера весь день пролежала у меня на руках, с утра стало становится хуже. К вечеру уж только на мне могла лежать, на полу, на коврике своем скулила. На мне же и померла. Что еще надо, дома, рядом с родными существами. Отвез ее в те поля примерно, где и нашел 17 лет назад, когда в трудовом были. Все вроде нормально закончилось. Главное почти не мучалась. Ветеринар с тем самым уколом не доехал - пробки - все закончилось раньше, есть в этом знак.

Большое спасибо всем кто меня мысленно поддерживал все эти дни. Это было очень важно.

Мои соболезнования...

Раз Лео не прикрыл мой поток бреда, буду постить загадки, бедбитов не меньше, но уже и без того чтоб их постить пох на них.

Что у опа, с учетом, что он фишной, но неизвестный по сути и могу л ия добрать на ривере - и сколько поставить?

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 2,920 (73 bb)
UTG+2: 3,520 (88 bb)
MP1: 2,922 (73.1 bb)
MP2: 3,025 (75.6 bb)
MP3: 2,895 (72.4 bb)
CO: 3,000 (75 bb)
BTN: 3,114 (77.9 bb)
SB: 6,021 (150.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,295 (82.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

T

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 40, 3 folds, CO calls 40, BTN calls 40, SB folds, Hero checks

Flop: (180) 8

Q

3

(4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, CO bets 160, BTN folds, Hero calls 160, UTG+2 calls 160

Turn: (660) K

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, CO bets 360, Hero calls 360, UTG+2 folds

River: (1,380) J

(2 players)

Hero ?

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 4,671 (93.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,894 (57.9 bb)
MP1: 2,765 (55.3 bb)
MP2: 2,204 (44.1 bb)
MP3: 1,843 (36.9 bb)
CO: 3,158 (63.2 bb)
BTN: 3,150 (63 bb)
SB: 2,960 (59.2 bb)
BB: 3,260 (65.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with T

T

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 150, 5 folds, SB raises to 400, BB folds, Hero calls 250

Flop: (850) T

9

8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 467, SB calls 467

Turn: (1,784) 2

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (1,784) 9

(2 players)
SB bets 1,784, Hero raises to 2,027 and is all-in, SB calls 243

Results:

слоуплей зло

Мои соболезнования

побывал на финалке капа 4.40 - 5тый