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трибет 27 у чувака на 60 рук хуле, Tuchijona, мексиканская ты уеба

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (CO): 7,151 (59.6 bb)
BTN: 5,064 (42.2 bb)
SB: 6,723 (56 bb)
BB: 2,735 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,005 (16.7 bb)
UTG+2: 5,671 (47.3 bb)
MP1: 7,853 (65.4 bb)
MP2: 8,620 (71.8 bb)
MP3: 5,142 (42.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

A

5 folds, Hero raises to 360, BTN raises to 960, 2 folds, Hero raises to 7,136 and is all-in, BTN calls 4,089 and is all-in

Flop: (10,413) 4

A

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (10,413) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (10,413) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,100 (77.5 bb)
MP3: 7,325 (183.1 bb)
CO: 2,520 (63 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,075 (101.9 bb)
SB: 2,920 (73 bb)
BB: 3,205 (80.1 bb)
UTG+1: 3,060 (76.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,210 (55.3 bb)
MP1: 3,335 (83.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

3 folds, MP2 calls 40, MP3 folds, CO calls 40, Hero raises to 200, SB calls 180, 3 folds

Flop: (520) 7

T

J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 320, SB calls 320

Turn: (1,160) 3

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 928, SB calls 928

River: (3,016) 3

(2 players)
SB bets 1,472 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,472

Results:



Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 2,790 (55.8 bb)
SB: 16,701 (334 bb)
BB: 2,360 (47.2 bb)
UTG+1: 2,850 (57 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (60 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,950 (59 bb)
MP2: 2,865 (57.3 bb)
MP3: 2,617 (52.3 bb)
CO: 2,642 (52.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J

J

2 folds, Hero raises to 175, 3 folds, BTN calls 175, SB calls 150, BB folds

Flop: (575) 4

6

6

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 400, BTN calls 400, SB folds

Turn: (1,375) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 375, BTN raises to 2,215 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,840

River: (5,805) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 2,991 (29.9 bb)
BTN: 10,330 (103.3 bb)
SB: 4,696 (47 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,998 (60 bb)
UTG+1: 4,227 (42.3 bb)
UTG+2: 2,758 (27.6 bb)
MP1: 5,390 (53.9 bb)
MP2: 885 (8.9 bb)
MP3: 6,710 (67.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

8

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 200, 6 folds, Hero calls 100

Flop: (540) T

8

Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks

Turn: (540) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 297, UTG+2 calls 297

River: (1,134) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,250, UTG+2 calls 1,250

Results:

микротильт
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,000 (50 bb)
MP2: 8,850 (147.5 bb)
MP3: 5,614 (93.6 bb)
CO: 3,000 (50 bb)
BTN: 5,423 (90.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,342 (55.7 bb)
BB: 4,292 (71.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,475 (41.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (50 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

8

7 folds, Hero raises to 150, BB raises to 300, Hero calls 150

Flop: (600) T

9

Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Turn: (600) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 330, BB raises to 660, Hero calls 330

River: (1,920) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 1,560, Hero raises to 2,382 and is all-in, BB calls 822

Results:

по динамике, не иначе
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 2,955 (29.6 bb)
BB: 8,800 (88 bb)
UTG+1: 14,811 (148.1 bb)
UTG+2: 2,850 (28.5 bb)
MP1: 5,173 (51.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 1,913 (19.1 bb)
MP3: 2,410 (24.1 bb)
CO: 6,024 (60.2 bb)
BTN: 3,060 (30.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 5

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 300, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 1,903 and is all-in, MP3 folds, CO raises to 6,014 and is all-in, 3 folds, UTG+2 calls 2,540 and is all-in

Flop: (7,823) 4

5

5

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (7,823) Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (7,823) 5

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 14,309 (35.8 bb)
SB: 13,996 (35 bb)
BB: 18,947 (47.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 10,592 (26.5 bb)
UTG+2: 5,503 (13.8 bb)
MP1: 6,806 (17 bb)
MP2: 6,277 (15.7 bb)
MP3: 7,383 (18.5 bb)
CO: 6,286 (15.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

A

Hero raises to 1,000, 5 folds, BTN calls 1,000, 2 folds

Flop: (3,050) K

J

3

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,677, BTN calls 1,677

Turn: (6,404) K

(2 players)
Hero bets 7,865 and is all-in, BTN calls 7,865

River: (22,134) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

оттуда же - если я один раз скинул на рестил - то второй раз вряд ли, тем более против болгарского пидораса, еще и суперновы, а то товарищи обзывают нитом вонючим

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 4,767 (9.5 bb)
MP1: 13,506 (27 bb)
MP2: 17,007 (34 bb)
Hero (MP3): 19,819 (39.6 bb)
CO: 2,056 (4.1 bb)
BTN: 5,766 (11.5 bb)
SB: 14,089 (28.2 bb)
BB: 7,093 (14.2 bb)
UTG+1: 5,996 (12 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 9

9

4 folds, Hero raises to 1,175, 2 folds, SB raises to 3,489, BB folds, Hero raises to 19,759 and is all-in, SB calls 10,540 and is all-in

Flop: (29,098) T

7

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (29,098) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (29,098) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 3,837 (7.7 bb)
SB: 12,826 (25.7 bb)
BB: 11,261 (22.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 34,708 (69.4 bb)
UTG+2: 1,876 (3.8 bb)
MP1: 6,816 (13.6 bb)
MP2: 7,736 (15.5 bb)
MP3: 6,413 (12.8 bb)
CO: 12,422 (24.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

T

Hero raises to 1,175, 7 folds, BB calls 675

Flop: (3,140) 8

9

T

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,250, BB raises to 2,500, Hero calls 1,250

Turn: (8,140) 5

(2 players)
BB bets 7,526 and is all-in, Hero folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 16,762 (55.9 bb)
BTN: 14,005 (46.7 bb)
SB: 28,442 (94.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 11,842 (39.5 bb)
UTG+1: 4,780 (15.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,556 (11.9 bb)
MP1: 5,631 (18.8 bb)
MP2: 7,209 (24 bb)
MP3: 13,079 (43.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

Q

7 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (960) 6

8

8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 300, SB calls 300

Turn: (1,560) A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,248, SB calls 1,248

River: (4,056) Q

(2 players)
SB bets 3,000, Hero raises to 9,954 and is all-in, SB folds

Results:

не верят бля мне фашистские реги

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP3: 21,646 (10.8 bb)
CO: 100,584 (50.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 54,968 (27.5 bb)
SB: 33,566 (16.8 bb)
BB: 45,880 (22.9 bb)
MP1: 34,777 (17.4 bb)
MP2: 45,479 (22.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6

9

4 folds, Hero raises to 4,200, SB folds, BB calls 2,200

Flop: (11,150) 8

5

9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 5,000, BB calls 5,000

Turn: (21,150) 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 45,518 and is all-in, BB calls 36,430 and is all-in

River: (94,010) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

dotsean ты ебаный сука цыган, венгерское уебище.
Ебаные пидорасы старзовские - сдохните мрази - блядь я в ахуе с этого - сколько можно - хуле 2 стола

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 300 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 43,331 (17.3 bb)
UTG+1: 42,068 (16.8 bb)
UTG+2: 115,860 (46.3 bb)
Hero (MP1): 106,977 (42.8 bb)
MP2: 72,463 (29 bb)
MP3: 65,382 (26.2 bb)
CO: 103,399 (41.4 bb)
BTN: 34,952 (14 bb)
SB: 87,258 (34.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 5,500, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 106,677 and is all-in, 6 folds, UTG+1 calls 36,268 and is all-in

Flop: (89,986) 5

4

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (89,986) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (89,986) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

ебаная цыгавня dotsean по ходу не хуя не лакибокс на старзах

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 54,936 (18.3 bb)
BB: 60,457 (20.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 50,434 (16.8 bb)
MP2: 112,826 (37.6 bb)
MP3: 241,275 (80.4 bb)
CO: 67,134 (22.4 bb)
BTN: 84,628 (28.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 4

K

Hero folds, MP2 raises to 8,000, 3 folds, SB raises to 21,500, BB folds, MP2 calls 13,500

Flop: (48,625) 9

J

6

(2 players)
SB bets 19,500, MP2 raises to 39,000, SB calls 13,561 and is all-in

Turn: (114,747) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (114,747) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

потом этот пидер хуячит в чате чуваку с а9
dotsean: amazing call preflop by the way
dotsean: you should play in vegas

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
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BTN: 150,372 (37.6 bb)
SB: 90,855 (22.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 75,368 (18.8 bb)
MP: 292,717 (73.2 bb)
CO: 62,378 (15.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

8

MP raises to 8,000, 3 folds, Hero calls 4,000

Flop: (20,500) T

A

4

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets 12,000, Hero raises to 66,868 and is all-in, MP calls 54,868

Turn: (154,236) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (154,236) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP1): 3,115 (77.9 bb)
MP2: 5,865 (146.6 bb)
MP3: 2,235 (55.9 bb)
CO: 2,780 (69.5 bb)
BTN: 2,695 (67.4 bb)
SB: 2,810 (70.3 bb)
BB: 6,045 (151.1 bb)
UTG+1: 3,120 (78 bb)
UTG+2: 4,560 (114 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

UTG+1 calls 40, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 140, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 360, 5 folds, Hero raises to 3,115 and is all-in, MP3 calls 1,875 and is all-in

Flop: (4,570) 7

9

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (4,570) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (4,570) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,495 (45 bb)
MP3: 4,297 (43 bb)
CO: 2,340 (23.4 bb)
BTN: 9,446 (94.5 bb)
SB: 2,742 (27.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,331 (33.3 bb)
UTG+2: 1,387 (13.9 bb)
MP1: 9,248 (92.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

5

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 100, 4 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (380) 3

2

5

(3 players)
SB folds, Hero checks, MP1 bets 200, Hero calls 200

Turn: (780) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 500, Hero calls 500

River: (1,780) K

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 2,800, Hero calls 2,521 and is all-in

Results:

888 тож прет - заразились чтоль
две подряд против испанского ебалая

Pacific, $3.55 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 1,760 (8.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 16,373 (81.9 bb)
UTG+2: 6,743 (33.7 bb)
MP1: 695 (3.5 bb)
MP2: 5,460 (27.3 bb)
MP3: 18,085 (90.4 bb)
CO: 6,520 (32.6 bb)
BTN: 3,620 (18.1 bb)
SB: 19,273 (96.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

A

Hero raises to 600, 6 folds, SB calls 500, BB calls 400

Flop: (1,980) 7

5

5

(3 players)
SB checks, BB bets 1,140 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,140, SB folds

Turn: (4,260) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,260) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:




Pacific, $3.55 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 4,260 (21.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 14,613 (73.1 bb)
UTG+1: 6,723 (33.6 bb)
UTG+2: 675 (3.4 bb)
MP1: 5,440 (27.2 bb)
MP2: 18,065 (90.3 bb)
MP3: 6,500 (32.5 bb)
CO: 3,600 (18 bb)
BTN: 18,653 (93.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

7 folds, SB raises to 4,240 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,040

Flop: (8,660) A

J

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,660) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,660) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

емли б не бабл - сразу бы против фина пихнул

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 15,416 (25.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 14,195 (23.7 bb)
MP1: 23,354 (38.9 bb)
MP2: 94,290 (157.2 bb)
MP3: 6,181 (10.3 bb)
CO: 43,725 (72.9 bb)
BTN: 28,767 (47.9 bb)
SB: 15,429 (25.7 bb)
BB: 12,527 (20.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 8

8

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 1,500, 3 folds, CO raises to 3,738, 3 folds, Hero calls 2,238

Flop: (9,006) 7

T

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 13,800, Hero calls 10,387 and is all-in

Turn: (29,780) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (29,780) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Короли подряд в нокауте)))

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,768 (47.1 bb)
MP2: 5,947 (74.3 bb)
MP3: 5,146 (64.3 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,373 (67.2 bb)
BTN: 2,665 (33.3 bb)
SB: 1,460 (18.3 bb)
BB: 3,150 (39.4 bb)
UTG+1: 2,880 (36 bb)
UTG+2: 2,696 (33.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

4 folds, MP3 raises to 200, Hero raises to 520, BTN raises to 2,665 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 5,146 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,626

Flop: (13,077) 4

8

Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (13,077) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (13,077) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:



Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,768 (47.1 bb)
MP3: 5,947 (74.3 bb)
Hero (CO): 13,304 (166.3 bb)
BTN: 1,420 (17.8 bb)
SB: 3,070 (38.4 bb)
BB: 2,880 (36 bb)
MP1: 2,696 (33.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

MP1 calls 80, MP2 calls 80, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 360, 3 folds, MP1 raises to 2,696 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero calls 2,336

Flop: (5,592) 4

T

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,592) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,592) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: