Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

как по другому-то
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 3 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 9,628 (240.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,360 (109 bb)
BB: 3,080 (77 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

J

BTN raises to 120, Hero calls 100, BB calls 80

Flop: (360) 9

K

Q

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets 120, Hero calls 120, BB folds

Turn: (600) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 160, Hero raises to 482, BTN calls 322

River: (1,564) K

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 360, Hero calls 360

Results:

kpot-72, ты душка

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 14,010 (35 bb)
MP1: 11,776 (29.4 bb)
MP2: 9,156 (22.9 bb)
MP3: 13,078 (32.7 bb)
CO: 9,397 (23.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 9,259 (23.1 bb)
SB: 34,215 (85.5 bb)
BB: 7,203 (18 bb)
UTG+1: 20,447 (51.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

K

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 800, 4 folds, Hero calls 800, SB folds, BB calls 400

Flop: (3,050) 8

3

J

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets 1,400, Hero raises to 4,617, BB folds, UTG+2 raises to 13,160 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,792 and is all-in

Turn: (19,868) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (19,868) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Посмотрел на себя в зеркало - это реально пиздец. Мною можно не только детей пугать, но и президента Путина. С тех пор как собак болеет - я толком из дома не выходил. Только с целью выпить во двор с соседом и заезжающими твоарищами. Сосед привез какой-то самогон с доминиканы, всем рекомендую - он его уже там сам планирует начать варить. Хорошо хоть запасов этого чудо напитка хватило на два раза.
Надо хоть побриться чтоле

MikaMoon, соотечественнеГ, ты прикольный тупой пидер

не пихнул я против фиша - отвлекся

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 17,122 (68.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,811 (23.2 bb)
SB: 10,993 (44 bb)
BB: 9,359 (37.4 bb)
UTG+1: 5,149 (20.6 bb)
UTG+2: 7,629 (30.5 bb)
MP1: 5,178 (20.7 bb)
MP2: 5,941 (23.8 bb)
MP3: 11,170 (44.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6

6

3 folds, MP2 calls 250, 2 folds, Hero calls 250, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: (1,225) 4

6

A

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP2 bets 750, Hero raises to 1,750, 2 folds, MP2 calls 1,000

Turn: (4,725) 8

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 2,598, MP2 raises to 3,916 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,188 and is all-in

River: (12,297) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

На стеретеджи прочитал у Биг Гоги, как он сбросил фул королей в кеш на доске K9A910. Гоги, тебе над опообщаться с этим парнем - учись играть уже - сбросить фул - хуйня - главное его сначала собрать.

Хотя реально - фолд Гоги видится мне лично очень странным. Мож он так пиариться?

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,240 (32.4 bb)
CO: 17,012 (170.1 bb)
BTN: 3,200 (32 bb)
SB: 8,898 (89 bb)
BB: 2,575 (25.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 8,154 (81.5 bb)
MP1: 6,120 (61.2 bb)
MP2: 2,237 (22.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

Hero raises to 300, 5 folds, SB calls 250, BB folds

Flop: (780) K

8

A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 400, SB calls 400

Turn: (1,580) 8

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 550, SB calls 550

River: (2,680) Q

(2 players)
SB bets 7,638 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,894 and is all-in

Results:

Тестирую худ в кеше - еще раз убедился - я не хуя не БигГоги

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
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BB: $16.53 (330.6 bb)
Hero (MP1): $2.43 (48.6 bb)
MP2: $6.05 (121 bb)
MP3: $5 (100 bb)
CO: $6 (120 bb)
BTN: $1.93 (38.6 bb)
SB: $8.42 (168.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

Hero raises to $0.14, MP2 calls $0.14, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.36, MP2 folds

Flop: ($1.21) 9

3

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.65, Hero raises to $1.93, BTN calls $0.78 and is all-in

Turn: ($4.07) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($4.07) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

чет ты как то хуёва стал играть в покер как я погляжу ...заносов нет, пьеш,небреешся,может те на биржу труда завтра с утреца прогуляца .. не.. нехочеш??

anton64 @ 4.6.2012
чет ты как то хуёва стал играть в покер как я погляжу ...заносов нет, пьеш,небреешся,может те на биржу труда завтра с утреца прогуляца .. не.. нехочеш??

п.с. а охранником в пятерочку пойдеш??.. там говорят можно просроченные пирожки есть нахаляву...

Топрег объявился. Забыл чтоле - мне работать масть не позвоялет - живу красиво - ни в чем себе не отказываю. И ваще - у меня пводительское есть - если чо - всегда в таксисты кайлить рвану - а то у потсонов стремно клянчить должность "зама по общим вопросам" - я ж тяжелее карт и стакана уже давно ниче не поднимал.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,942 (98.6 bb)
MP1: 2,042 (51.1 bb)
MP2: 2,836 (70.9 bb)
MP3: 3,045 (76.1 bb)
CO: 2,820 (70.5 bb)
BTN: 3,285 (82.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,075 (76.9 bb)
BB: 2,895 (72.4 bb)
UTG+1: 3,060 (76.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

UTG+1 raises to 80, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 80, 4 folds, Hero raises to 260, 2 folds, MP1 calls 180

Flop: (640) Q

K

7

(2 players)
Hero bets 512, MP1 calls 512

Turn: (1,664) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,331, MP1 calls 1,270 and is all-in

River: (4,204) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BTN): 2,453 (61.3 bb)
SB: 3,170 (79.3 bb)
BB: 3,420 (85.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,353 (83.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,640 (66 bb)
MP1: 2,625 (65.6 bb)
MP2: 6,640 (166 bb)
MP3: 2,410 (60.3 bb)
CO: 2,730 (68.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 2

2

6 folds, Hero raises to 106, SB folds, BB raises to 300, Hero calls 194

Flop: (620) J

3

8

(2 players)
BB bets 280, Hero raises to 2,153 and is all-in, BB folds

Results:

Очередая канадская гнида ловит три аута в топ40

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 35,741 (25.5 bb)
UTG+2: 137,214 (98 bb)
MP1: 46,129 (32.9 bb)
MP2: 54,543 (39 bb)
Hero (MP3): 14,834 (10.6 bb)
CO: 58,826 (42 bb)
BTN: 60,192 (43 bb)
SB: 61,298 (43.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

J

UTG+2 raises to 2,800, 2 folds, Hero raises to 14,659 and is all-in, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 11,859

Flop: (32,818) 5

Q

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (32,818) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (32,818) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 14,022 (116.9 bb)
UTG+1: 9,361 (78 bb)
UTG+2: 1,885 (15.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 4,122 (34.4 bb)
MP2: 5,224 (43.5 bb)
MP3: 2,503 (20.9 bb)
CO: 5,747 (47.9 bb)
BTN: 3,300 (27.5 bb)
SB: 6,693 (55.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 360, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 360, CO folds, BTN raises to 3,285 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero raises to 4,107 and is all-in, MP3 folds

Flop: (7,245) A

4

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (7,245) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,245) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

я, наверное, в тильте

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (SB): 3,339 (41.7 bb)
BB: 3,929 (49.1 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (37.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,953 (49.4 bb)
MP1: 4,296 (53.7 bb)
MP2: 3,040 (38 bb)
MP3: 6,984 (87.3 bb)
CO: 3,130 (39.1 bb)
BTN: 6,680 (83.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2

Q

3 folds, MP2 calls 80, MP3 calls 80, CO calls 80, BTN folds, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (400) 2

4

J

(5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets 80, CO raises to 320, Hero calls 320, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 2,640, CO folds, Hero raises to 3,259 and is all-in, MP3 calls 619

Turn: (7,238) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,238) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

недобрал
42.32. агр 7 - я думал там ничего нет

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 5,090 (33.9 bb)
MP3: 11,383 (75.9 bb)
CO: 8,189 (54.6 bb)
BTN: 3,335 (22.2 bb)
SB: 14,372 (95.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,895 (66 bb)
UTG+2: 4,084 (27.2 bb)
MP1: 5,028 (33.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

J

5 folds, BTN raises to 300, SB raises to 825, Hero calls 675, BTN folds

Flop: (2,110) J

J

K

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (2,110) 3

(2 players)
SB bets 1,266, Hero calls 1,266

River: (4,642) 9

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,553, SB calls 2,553

Results:

на стрететджи конкурс демотиваторов - неплохо чо

Судя по последнему дему, Чак Норрис постарел.

Этот чувак похож на меня - если я с полгодика не побреюсь, обычно бреюсь раз в две недели

когдя я был не совсем старый и красивый, пьяные малознакомые девочки в барах говорили что я похож на восходящую тогда звезду отечетсвенного экрана, товарища Пореченкова (тада сериал шел про агента национальной безопасности), и нежно терлись о мою щетинку

Эх, где сейчас, эти романтичные немалознакомки, и что есть девочки в современных реалиях.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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CO: 3,480 (87 bb)
BTN: 2,920 (73 bb)
SB: 3,006 (75.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,104 (77.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

3

2 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (80) 3

Q

T

(2 players)
SB bets 80, Hero raises to 212, SB raises to 2,966 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,754

Turn: (6,012) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,012) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

знал, что страше всех

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,965 (74.1 bb)
CO: 2,320 (58 bb)
BTN: 3,369 (84.2 bb)
SB: 2,820 (70.5 bb)
BB: 300 (7.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 6,140 (153.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,155 (78.9 bb)
MP1: 2,515 (62.9 bb)
MP2: 3,586 (89.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

A

Hero raises to 120, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 120, MP2 calls 120, 2 folds, BTN raises to 280, 2 folds, Hero calls 160, MP1 raises to 2,515 and is all-in, MP2 folds, BTN calls 2,235, Hero folds

Flop: (5,490) 6

8

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,490) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,490) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 6,158 (123.2 bb)
CO: 12,520 (250.4 bb)
BTN: 2,305 (46.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,770 (55.4 bb)
BB: 3,000 (60 bb)
UTG+1: 3,247 (64.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,169 (63.4 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (60 bb)
MP2: 2,808 (56.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

3 folds, MP2 calls 50, 3 folds, Hero raises to 200, BB raises to 350, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 2,770 and is all-in, BB calls 2,420

Flop: (5,590) Q

3

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,590) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,590) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: