Издалека, но не от «далекого».

Жулик побуянил по пьяни, при задержании его милиционерами кричал: "Е.ал я этих ментов". Следователь долго думал как это в протоколе записать, так как нецензурщину нельзя, он написал так, что судья, когда потом читал протокол даже понять не мог, что имеется ввиду: "имел я сношения с сотрудниками милиции...»

Спасибо, порадовал

Сегодня днем пока вот так планирую, может еще чего добавлю или на вечерок силы приберегу:
ПС 14:00 33$ 6 000
Офф 14:00 22$ - - видать мало народа, что-то он отменился
ПС 14:45 27.5$ (Т) 10 000
ПС 15:00 22$ - тоже отменен, видать их вычернуть надо из списка своего
ПП 15:20 22$ - так это тоже надо вычеркиавть,одностоловой СНГ получается какой-то. (нет, с поздней регой на 3 стола набрали, но все равно не то, что мне хотелось бы).

За 33$ не было стартеров и вообще ничего интересного и концовка банальна:
Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75.00/t150.00 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1350238
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG+2: t2850.00 19 BBs - VPIP: 11, PFR: 11, 3B: 14, AF: NaN, Hands: 19
MP1: t8075.00 53.83 BBs - VPIP: 38, PFR: 31, 3B: 20, AF: 1.0, Hands: 13
MP2: t13535.00 90.23 BBs - VPIP: 16, PFR: 11, 3B: 0, AF: 3.0, Hands: 19
CO: t8048.00 53.65 BBs - VPIP: 21, PFR: 15, 3B: 4, AF: 2.9, Hands: 403
BTN: t5283.00 35.22 BBs - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: NaN, Hands: 5
SB: t2450.00 16.33 BBs - VPIP: 15, PFR: 8, 3B: 0, AF: Infinity, Hands: 13
Hero (BB): t2745.00 18.30 BBs - VPIP: 15, PFR: 11, 3B: 6, AF: 2.3, Hands: 146195
UTG: t7400.00 49.33 BBs - VPIP: 24, PFR: 16, 3B: 9, AF: 2.8, Hands: 119
UTG+1: t5230.00 34.87 BBs - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: NaN, AF: NaN, Hands: 1

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is BB with A K
3 folds, MP1 raises to t600, 4 folds, Hero raises to t2745, MP1 calls t2145

Flop: (t5565) 7 J 5 (2 players)

Turn: (t5565) 5 (2 players)

River: (t5565) Q (2 players)

Final Pot: t5565
MP1 shows Q A
Hero shows A K
MP1 wins t5565.00

Party Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125.00/t250.00 Blinds - 6 players - View hand 1350269
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: t6306.00 25.22 BBs - VPIP: 27, PFR: 6, 3B: 0, AF: 1.8, Hands: 64
BB: t14405.00 57.62 BBs - VPIP: 31, PFR: 8, 3B: 0, AF: 1.5, Hands: 48
UTG: t2746.00 10.98 BBs - VPIP: 35, PFR: 6, 3B: 0, AF: Infinity, Hands: 17
MP: t5876.00 23.50 BBs - VPIP: 43, PFR: 15, 3B: 0, AF: 4.7, Hands: 54
CO: t14553.00 58.21 BBs - VPIP: 19, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.6, Hands: 48
Hero (BTN): t6840.00 27.36 BBs - VPIP: 13, PFR: 10, 3B: 6, AF: 2.9, Hands: 8805

Pre Flop: (t375) Hero is BTN with T K
UTG calls t250, MP raises to t500, 1 fold, Hero calls t500, 1 fold, BB calls t250, UTG calls t250

Flop: (t2125) T 4 K (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets t5351.00, Hero calls t5351, BB folds, UTG folds

Turn: (t12827) 3 (2 players)

River: (t12827) 6 (2 players)

Final Pot: t12827

Party Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125.00/t250.00 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1350272
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
Финальный стол:
BTN: t15380.00 61.52 BBs - VPIP: 32, PFR: 7, 3B: 0, AF: 1.4, Hands: 57
SB: t5417.00 21.67 BBs - VPIP: 23, PFR: 4, 3B: 0, AF: Infinity, Hands: 26
BB: t7684.00 30.74 BBs - VPIP: 7, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: NaN, Hands: 15
UTG: t4488.00 17.95 BBs - VPIP: 23, PFR: 6, 3B: 0, AF: 0.3, Hands: 35
UTG+1: t18659.00 74.64 BBs - VPIP: 19, PFR: 9, 3B: 5, AF: 1.8, Hands: 67
UTG+2: t8150.00 32.60 BBs - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: NaN, Hands: 11
MP1: t17578.00 70.31 BBs - VPIP: 19, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.9, Hands: 57
MP2: t6422.00 25.69 BBs - VPIP: 25, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: 0.3, Hands: 28
Hero (CO): t18222.00 72.89 BBs - VPIP: 13, PFR: 10, 3B: 6, AF: 2.9, Hands: 8814

Pre Flop: (t375) Hero is CO with J Q
5 folds, Hero raises to t650, BTN calls t650, 2 folds

Flop: (t1675) K 6 T (2 players)
Hero bets t1090.00, BTN raises to t2750, Hero calls t1660

Turn: (t7175) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets t6250.00, Hero raises to t14797, BTN calls t5730 all in

River: (t31135) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t31135

Мда... не зря мне не понравился этот турик на пати, кошмаром закончилась финалка. Без ИТМ.

На вечер:
РК 19:15 22$ 1 200
ПС 20:00 33$ 10 000
РК 20:00 54$ 3 000

Посмотрел, порадовало, надо сохранить для истории:

Ongame Network No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40.00/t80.00 Blinds - 10 players - View hand 1350495
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (MP2): t2165.00 27.06 BBs - VPIP: 15, PFR: 11, 3B: 5, AF: 2.8, Hands: 5356
MP3: t7545.00 94.31 BBs - VPIP: 8, PFR: 8, 3B: 0, AF: NaN, Hands: 26
CO: t1775.00 22.19 BBs - VPIP: 8, PFR: 2, 3B: 0, AF: Infinity, Hands: 60
BTN: t3135.00 39.19 BBs - VPIP: 20, PFR: 6, 3B: 0, AF: 2.0, Hands: 82
SB: t1990.00 24.88 BBs - VPIP: 15, PFR: 10, 3B: 0, AF: 3.0, Hands: 107
BB: t1375.00 17.19 BBs - VPIP: 27, PFR: 7, 3B: 7, AF: 2.6, Hands: 60
UTG: t4440.00 55.50 BBs - VPIP: 29, PFR: 14, 3B: NaN, AF: Infinity, Hands: 7
UTG+1: t4805.00 60.06 BBs - VPIP: 22, PFR: 17, 3B: 0, AF: 6.0, Hands: 60
UTG+2: t2410.00 30.12 BBs - VPIP: 18, PFR: 5, 3B: 0, AF: 0.6, Hands: 60
MP1: t6330.00 79.12 BBs - VPIP: 12, PFR: 7, 3B: 6, AF: Infinity, Hands: 60

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is MP2 with K Q
UTG calls t80, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t80, 1 fold, Hero calls t80, 2 folds, BTN calls t80, 1 fold, BB checks

Flop: (t440) K 3 9 (5 players)
BB checks, UTG bets t240.00, UTG+2 folds, Hero calls t240, BTN raises to t840, Hero ??? (какие варианты? Кладем БТН на сет и сетбы на его месте так же быразыгрывали???)

За 22$ на РК 8 место = 49.82$
На финалке в две раздачи:
Ongame Network No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250.00/t500.00 Blinds - 8 players - View hand 1350516
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP2: t24749.00 49.50 BBs - VPIP: 22, PFR: 13, 3B: 7, AF: 2.9, Hands: 146
CO: t2886.00 5.77 BBs - VPIP: 14, PFR: 5, 3B: 0, AF: 0.7, Hands: 146
BTN: t5781.00 11.56 BBs - VPIP: 0, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: NaN, Hands: 39
SB: t4163.00 8.33 BBs - VPIP: 22, PFR: 7, 3B: 3, AF: 3.3, Hands: 112
BB: t19874.00 39.75 BBs - VPIP: 20, PFR: 13, 3B: 4, AF: 1.9, Hands: 202
UTG: t23092.00 46.18 BBs - VPIP: 20, PFR: 15, 3B: 0, AF: 7.5, Hands: 80
UTG+1: t5730.00 11.46 BBs - VPIP: 25, PFR: 21, 3B: 0, AF: 7.0, Hands: 48
Hero (MP1): t8225.00 16.45 BBs - VPIP: 15, PFR: 11, 3B: 5, AF: 2.8, Hands: 5411

Pre Flop: (t750) Hero is MP1 with A K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t1250, Hero raises to t8175, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls t4480 all in

Flop: (t12210) 3 9 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t12210) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t12210) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t12210
UTG+1 shows Q Q

И следом сразу же:
Ongame Network $1,200 NL Holdem No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t50 - 8 players - View hand 1350518
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP1: t24699 M = 21.48
MP2: t2836 M = 2.47
CO: t5731 M = 4.98
BTN: t3863 M = 3.36
SB: t19324 M = 16.80
BB: t23042 M = 20.04
UTG: t12510 M = 10.88
Hero (UTG+1): t2495 M = 2.17

Pre Flop: (t1150) Hero is UTG+1 with 8 8
UTG raises to t1250, Hero raises to t2445 all in, 5 folds, BB calls t1945, UTG calls t1195

Flop: (t7985) J 4 7 (3 players - 1 is all in)
BB bets t1250, UTG folds

Turn: (t7985) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t7985) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t7985
BB shows A J (TWO_PAIR ACE, JACK)

Чутка более 10 чел до ИТМ вот такая радачка:
Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200.00/t400.00 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1350551
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG: t19058.00 47.65 BBs - VPIP: 9, PFR: 6, 3B: 0, AF: 0.5, Hands: 81
UTG+1: t8615.00 21.54 BBs - VPIP: 17, PFR: 14, 3B: 0, AF: Infinity, Hands: 36
Hero (UTG+2): t10748.00 26.87 BBs - VPIP: 15, PFR: 11, 3B: 6, AF: 2.3, Hands: 146381
MP1: t7595.00 18.99 BBs - VPIP: 13, PFR: 13, 3B: 10, AF: 6.0, Hands: 54
MP2: t30393.00 75.98 BBs - VPIP: 25, PFR: 19, 3B: 8, AF: Infinity, Hands: 32
CO: t14237.00 35.59 BBs - VPIP: 14, PFR: 9, 3B: 4, AF: 1.5, Hands: 105
BTN: t13537.00 33.84 BBs - VPIP: 12, PFR: 9, 3B: 2, AF: 2.7, Hands: 152
SB: t6422.00 16.05 BBs - VPIP: 22, PFR: 14, 3B: 0, AF: 2.0, Hands: 37
BB: t13729.00 34.32 BBs - VPIP: 28, PFR: 13, 3B: 7, AF: 1.0, Hands: 32

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is UTG+2 with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to t1000, 4 folds, SB calls t800, BB calls t600

Flop: (t3000) 5 3 J (3 players)
SB bets t5372.00, BB calls t5372, Hero raises to t9698, BB calls t4326

Turn: (t27768) 6 (3 players)

River: (t27768) 2 (3 players)

Final Pot: t27768

SB shows Q Q
BB shows A J

В итоге только 37 место + 61.05$ на ПС за 33$, на РК за 54$ без ИТМ.

Подумал, что в конце месяца банкролл буду подсчитывать (сильно часто тоже не стоит).

MassimoCard @ 22.6.2011
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Красиво! У меня тоже было бы красиво, если бы топшарк не потерял те 2 заноса)

Да, Макс, красивое начало. Теперь осталось только к цифрам пару нулей прибавить))

Добавлю два турика себе в расписание:
Офф 07:10 5.5$+Р 9 000
Офф 09:45 7.7$+Р 2500

Сыграю парочку:
ПС 11:00 27.5$ 10 000
ПП 11:15 22$ 3 500
Два стола, но при полной концентрации.

Party Poker No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75.00/t150.00 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1352233
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP2: t1660.00 11.07 BBs - VPIP: 38, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: Infinity, Hands: 13
CO: t5270.00 35.13 BBs - VPIP: 29, PFR: 12, 3B: 5, AF: 0.7, Hands: 69
BTN: t1522.00 10.15 BBs - VPIP: 19, PFR: 3, 3B: 4, AF: 1.8, Hands: 69
SB: t2290.00 15.27 BBs - VPIP: 7, PFR: 4, 3B: 0, AF: Infinity, Hands: 27
BB: t6315.00 42.10 BBs - VPIP: 13, PFR: 5, 3B: 0, AF: 1.6, Hands: 63
UTG: t4774.00 31.83 BBs - VPIP: 49, PFR: 10, 3B: 0, AF: 2.0, Hands: 68
Hero (UTG+1): t4680.00 31.20 BBs - VPIP: 13, PFR: 10, 3B: 6, AF: 2.9, Hands: 8889
UTG+2: t11329.00 75.53 BBs - VPIP: 19, PFR: 14, 3B: 11, AF: 2.7, Hands: 69
MP1: t2300.00 15.33 BBs - VPIP: 38, PFR: 0, 3B: 0, AF: Infinity, Hands: 13

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is UTG+1 with A J
UTG calls t150, Hero calls t150, 5 folds, SB calls t75, BB checks

Flop: (t600) 3 9 A (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets t450.00, Hero calls t450, SB folds, BB folds

Turn: (t1500) J (2 players)
UTG bets t1200.00, Hero raises to t4080, UTG calls t2880

River: (t9660) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: t9660
Про уровень игры, гадал с чем с утюга зашел так.

Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100.00/t200.00 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1352234
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN: t6496.00 32.48 BBs - VPIP: 12, PFR: 8, 3B: 5, AF: 2.7, Hands: 424
SB: t2387.00 11.94 BBs - VPIP: 14, PFR: 14, 3B: 8, AF: Infinity, Hands: 36
Hero (BB): t6151.00 30.75 BBs - VPIP: 15, PFR: 11, 3B: 6, AF: 2.3, Hands: 146540
UTG: t2469.00 12.35 BBs - VPIP: 14, PFR: 9, 3B: 3, AF: 2.2, Hands: 259
UTG+1: t15475.00 77.38 BBs - VPIP: 15, PFR: 11, 3B: 7, AF: Infinity, Hands: 75
UTG+2: t4056.00 20.28 BBs - VPIP: 10, PFR: 10, 3B: 0, AF: NaN, Hands: 20
MP1: t4004.00 20.02 BBs - VPIP: 32, PFR: 7, 3B: 13, AF: 0.8, Hands: 28
MP2: t4653.00 23.27 BBs - VPIP: 27, PFR: 21, 3B: 0, AF: 4.0, Hands: 33
CO: t6610.00 33.05 BBs - VPIP: 13, PFR: 8, 3B: 7, AF: 1.0, Hands: 38

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is BB with A A
3 folds, MP1 raises to t400, 3 folds, SB raises to t2387, Hero calls t2187, MP1 raises to t4004, Hero calls t1617

Flop: (t10395) 5 2 T (3 players)

Turn: (t10395) 6 (3 players)

River: (t10395) K (3 players)

Final Pot: t10395