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Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 39,164 (97.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 13,614 (34 bb)
UTG+2: 31,464 (78.7 bb)
MP1: 11,088 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 18,513 (46.3 bb)
MP3: 62,038 (155.1 bb)
CO: 17,459 (43.6 bb)
BTN: 56,929 (142.3 bb)
SB: 20,328 (50.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

A

Hero raises to 13,574 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 raises to 61,998 and is all-in, 4 folds

Flop: (28,108) Q

K

9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (28,108) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (28,108) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Дамы на хуй - две для примера кину

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 2,889 (48.2 bb)
CO: 2,755 (45.9 bb)
BTN: 1,767 (29.5 bb)
SB: 2,735 (45.6 bb)
BB: 5,349 (89.2 bb)
UTG+2: 6,692 (111.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,143 (35.7 bb)
MP2: 3,251 (54.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 180, 2 folds, CO calls 180, 3 folds

Flop: (450) A

K

K

(2 players)
Hero bets 210, CO calls 210

Turn: (870) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 180, Hero calls 180

River: (1,230) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 2,185 and is all-in, Hero folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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CO: 1,800 (60 bb)
BTN: 3,530 (117.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 1,935 (64.5 bb)
BB: 4,635 (154.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 90, BB calls 60

Flop: (180) 4

K

J

(2 players)
Hero bets 105, BB calls 105

Turn: (390) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

River: (390) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 150, Hero calls 150

Results:

Гатшоты заебали эти пиздец. Опять какой-та бульбоеблан доехал.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 12,008 (48 bb)
SB: 18,552 (74.2 bb)
BB: 3,195 (12.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 9,591 (38.4 bb)
UTG+2: 5,000 (20 bb)
MP1: 10,865 (43.5 bb)
MP2: 14,535 (58.1 bb)
MP3: 12,300 (49.2 bb)
CO: 9,673 (38.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J

K

Hero raises to 625, 7 folds, BB calls 375

Flop: (1,645) 2

6

J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 875, BB calls 875

Turn: (3,395) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 2,375, BB calls 1,665 and is all-in

River: (6,725) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

но коммент бля

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 6,864 (85.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,550 (44.4 bb)
MP2: 5,423 (67.8 bb)
MP3: 2,625 (32.8 bb)
CO: 2,073 (25.9 bb)
BTN: 4,119 (51.5 bb)
SB: 4,281 (53.5 bb)
BB: 2,322 (29 bb)
UTG+1: 2,640 (33 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 240, MP2 raises to 640, MP3 calls 640, 4 folds, Hero raises to 3,540 and is all-in, MP2 raises to 5,413 and is all-in, MP3 calls 1,975 and is all-in

Flop: (9,905) 9

3

Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (9,905) 3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (9,905) J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

DarkZmey чтоб ты сдох блять ебаная свинья поганая.
Сидишь блять, фолдишь тузов и дам, играешь, задрачиваешь, потом увозят вот такие пидары поганые в две раздачи. Хули, пархатая пидерсия насрет своим голубкам.

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 300 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 70,315 (23.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 21,463 (7.2 bb)
BB: 221,589 (73.9 bb)
UTG+1: 213,382 (71.1 bb)
UTG+2: 279,862 (93.3 bb)
MP1: 27,064 (9 bb)
MP2: 55,293 (18.4 bb)
MP3: 98,288 (32.8 bb)
CO: 184,316 (61.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

5

7 folds, Hero raises to 21,163 and is all-in, BB calls 18,163

Flop: (45,026) J

K

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (45,026) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (45,026) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 8,306 (33.2 bb)
BTN: 9,461 (37.8 bb)
SB: 10,077 (40.3 bb)
BB: 3,088 (12.4 bb)
UTG+1: 5,975 (23.9 bb)
UTG+2: 2,587 (10.3 bb)
MP1: 8,646 (34.6 bb)
MP2: 5,817 (23.3 bb)
Hero (MP3): 4,255 (17 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

A

4 folds, Hero raises to 575, 3 folds, BB raises to 3,058 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,483

Flop: (6,511) 6

T

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,511) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,511) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

[1:28:35] Maksim_73:
синий, синий иней лег на провода,
изученье линий - это ерунда.
Затусил я в скайпе, мазу подобрал,
Все, что оставалось, на нее въебал.
И теперь терзает мозг мысля одна -
Как при недоезде банить бульбана?

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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CO: 3,687 (61.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,377 (39.6 bb)
SB: 4,390 (73.2 bb)
BB: 3,866 (64.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

K

CO folds, Hero raises to 180, SB raises to 300, BB folds, Hero raises to 2,377 and is all-in, SB calls 2,077

Flop: (4,814) 8

T

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,814) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,814) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+1: 2,332 (77.7 bb)
UTG+2: 2,955 (98.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,053 (101.8 bb)
MP2: 4,680 (156 bb)
MP3: 3,480 (116 bb)
CO: 1,695 (56.5 bb)
BTN: 2,490 (83 bb)
SB: 3,315 (110.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 90, 2 folds, CO calls 90, BTN folds, SB calls 75, BB calls 60

Flop: (360) T

J

8

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 225, CO calls 225, SB folds, BB calls 225

Turn: (1,035) T

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets 1,380 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 1,380

River: (3,795) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 3,206 (80.2 bb)
MP3: 5,200 (130 bb)
CO: 3,000 (75 bb)
BTN: 4,760 (119 bb)
SB: 834 (20.9 bb)
BB: 1,635 (40.9 bb)
UTG+1: 515 (12.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 5,615 (140.4 bb)
MP1: 2,396 (59.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 9

9

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 120, MP1 calls 120, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 120, 3 folds, BB raises to 1,635 and is all-in, Hero raises to 5,615 and is all-in, MP1 folds, MP3 calls 5,080 and is all-in

Flop: (12,175) 6

J

2

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (12,175) Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (12,175) J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 2,535 (42.3 bb)
BTN: 2,910 (48.5 bb)
SB: 3,827 (63.8 bb)
BB: 3,130 (52.2 bb)
UTG+1: 2,615 (43.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,559 (42.7 bb)
MP1: 4,145 (69.1 bb)
MP2: 2,395 (39.9 bb)
MP3: 5,494 (91.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

Q

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 180, 4 folds, BTN calls 180, 2 folds

Flop: (450) 7

T

7

(2 players)
Hero bets 240, BTN calls 240

Turn: (930) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (930) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets 510, BTN raises to 2,490 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,629 and is all-in

Results:

Заебала эта однообразная хуйня

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 1,055 (5.3 bb)
MP2: 1,890 (9.5 bb)
MP3: 5,350 (26.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,065 (10.3 bb)
BTN: 5,930 (29.7 bb)
SB: 16,784 (83.9 bb)
BB: 2,958 (14.8 bb)
UTG+1: 7,495 (37.5 bb)
UTG+2: 10,017 (50.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,030 and is all-in, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 5,325 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,040 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (5,635) 8

8

Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (5,635) Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (5,635) K

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 12,046 (30.1 bb)
BB: 9,682 (24.2 bb)
UTG+1: 10,811 (27 bb)
UTG+2: 15,512 (38.8 bb)
MP1: 2,500 (6.3 bb)
MP2: 17,562 (43.9 bb)
MP3: 3,357 (8.4 bb)
CO: 9,600 (24 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,078 (10.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

T

6 folds, Hero raises to 4,028 and is all-in, SB raises to 11,996 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (8,906) J

Q

T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (8,906) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (8,906) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BTN: 22,080 (15.8 bb)
SB: 149,656 (106.9 bb)
BB: 13,356 (9.5 bb)
UTG+2: 28,010 (20 bb)
MP1: 26,796 (19.1 bb)
MP2: 21,832 (15.6 bb)
MP3: 44,031 (31.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 14,424 (10.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

9

4 folds, Hero raises to 14,249 and is all-in, BTN raises to 21,905 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (31,998) Q

3

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (31,998) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (31,998) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 8,131 (27.1 bb)
UTG+2: 2,731 (9.1 bb)
Hero (MP1): 7,023 (23.4 bb)
MP2: 402 (1.3 bb)
MP3: 19,196 (64 bb)
CO: 3,700 (12.3 bb)
BTN: 17,058 (56.9 bb)
SB: 6,282 (20.9 bb)
BB: 11,038 (36.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 750, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 1,200, 4 folds, Hero raises to 6,983 and is all-in, MP3 calls 5,783

Flop: (14,776) 4

4

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (14,776) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (14,776) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
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BTN: $19.53 (195.3 bb)
SB: $20.19 (201.9 bb)
BB: $10.79 (107.9 bb)
UTG: $14.09 (140.9 bb)
MP: $6.14 (61.4 bb)
Hero (CO): $12.34 (123.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2

A

7

9

2 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, BTN raises to $0.60, SB folds, BB raises to $2.05, Hero calls $1.85, BTN calls $1.45

Flop: ($6.20) J

7

A

(3 players)
BB bets $4.55, Hero raises to $10.29 and is all-in, BTN folds, BB calls $4.19 and is all-in

Turn: ($23.68) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($23.68) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Сука, ржу и ржу че-то.

2r1a
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 51,643 (172.1 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,020 (16.7 bb)
BTN: 8,611 (28.7 bb)
SB: 3,278 (10.9 bb)
BB: 4,558 (15.2 bb)
UTG+1: 18,017 (60.1 bb)
UTG+2: 12,524 (41.7 bb)
MP1: 24,003 (80 bb)
MP2: 13,926 (46.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9

A

5 folds, Hero raises to 4,980 and is all-in, BTN raises to 8,571 and is all-in, SB calls 3,088 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (13,858) J

2

3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (13,858) Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (13,858) 4

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:


BIG-22
Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 3,165 (26.4 bb)
BTN: 1,370 (11.4 bb)
SB: 2,577 (21.5 bb)
BB: 12,882 (107.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 3,313 (27.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,955 (24.6 bb)
MP1: 3,890 (32.4 bb)
MP2: 6,368 (53.1 bb)
MP3: 2,470 (20.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

A

Hero raises to 360, 6 folds, SB calls 300, BB folds

Flop: (975) Q

A

T

(2 players)
SB bets 780, Hero raises to 2,938 and is all-in, SB calls 1,422 and is all-in

Turn: (5,379) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,379) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

2r1a
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 12,963 (16.2 bb)
UTG+2: 6,977 (8.7 bb)
MP1: 20,212 (25.3 bb)
MP2: 14,975 (18.7 bb)
MP3: 12,129 (15.2 bb)
CO: 30,800 (38.5 bb)
BTN: 35,550 (44.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 34,134 (42.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,616, 4 folds, Hero calls 1,216, BB folds

Flop: (4,832) T

K

Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

Turn: (4,832) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 800, MP1 calls 800

River: (6,432) T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 3,151, Hero raises to 31,618 and is all-in, MP1 folds

Results:

2r1a
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (750/1,500 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 25,227 (16.8 bb)
BB: 32,471 (21.6 bb)
UTG+2: 27,767 (18.5 bb)
MP1: 41,497 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 33,354 (22.2 bb)
MP3: 48,557 (32.4 bb)
CO: 51,382 (34.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 86,133 (57.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

4 folds, CO raises to 3,030, Hero raises to 6,750, 2 folds, CO raises to 51,207 and is all-in, Hero calls 44,457

Flop: (106,064) 6

A

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (106,064) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (106,064) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: