Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Гобан, С наступающим 2014 годом,здоровья ,удачи,фарту, по-жирнее,кароче всего самого заебаного!!!

Всех с Новым Годом!
Итогов не будет. Главный занос я сделал на той неделе - благодаря ему и пишу эти слова. ))) Хотя в плане покера рывок серьезный в уходящем году, но нет желания об этом писать.
В целом, год был сложный, но хороший.

Всем удачи, здоровья и того, о чем реально мечтаете.

Это мой вам маленький подарок.

http://slon.ru/russia/baronova_belkovskiy-1040571.xhtml

Читайте умных людей, делайте умные выводы. Никого не слушайте, но ко всем всегда прислушивайтесь. Это только ваша жизнь. Жизнь вечна, так что будьте чуток беспечны. Но не слишком.

И этот год лично я провожу, вспоминая слова Черчилля - "Ничто в жизни так не воодушевляет, как то, что в тебя стреляли - и промахнулись!'

Chugaister @ 29.12.2013
А вот слово "придерживаться" по всем правилам русского языка уж точно пишется совсем не так, как ты считаешь. И кто же из нас использует суржик?

А вот словосочетание с словом иди(простите за тавталогию)(там как раз На точно употребляется) тебе знакомо?
Гобан вообще просил перестать как бы.
Ты сам хоть на ,хоть в,хоть под, как хочешь сам пиши.
Просто не к чему указывать другим как писать им.
Если пригорит ответить ,есть у меня личка или создавай отдельную тему.

Выздаравливай.
Не ходи по таким местам где "перья " летают.
Возраст то не тот.

Хорош сратся)
И Санька не трогайте - молодой он. Нравится ему митинговать - нехай митингует. Главное - человек хороший.
Я злой блять. И швы уж сняли. А одна дырка все мозги ебет - из нее че-то льется как из ведра блять. Турунды тока меняют.
Сыграл суммарно сутки на старзах - 1 или 2 итм. Они с каждым годом что-ль пиздец усиливают. Чтоб я законы отбивал терь еще против покатушек греческих уебливых лудосов.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 6,275 (78.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 9,920 (124 bb)
BB: 2,845 (35.6 bb)
UTG+1: 5,905 (73.8 bb)
UTG+2: 5,940 (74.3 bb)
MP1: 3,550 (44.4 bb)
MP2: 3,215 (40.2 bb)
MP3: 3,700 (46.3 bb)
CO: 2,450 (30.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 320, 4 folds, Hero raises to 9,910 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 3,220 and is all-in

Flop: (7,250) J

T

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (7,250) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,250) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

вот примерно так грекопидеров тянут
ну и не греко тоже
народу на 59 за 20 бб в оллин с нехуй нахуй выставится и две пары словить с флопа

под копирку говнораздачи

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 5,965 (119.3 bb)
BB: 3,100 (62 bb)
UTG+1: 5,585 (111.7 bb)
UTG+2: 9,065 (181.3 bb)
MP1: 1,415 (28.3 bb)
MP2: 3,075 (61.5 bb)
Hero (MP3): 9,250 (185 bb)
CO: 3,370 (67.4 bb)
BTN: 8,840 (176.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 150, MP1 raises to 1,415 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 2,680, 4 folds, UTG+2 raises to 9,065 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,385

Flop: (19,620) 2

J

6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (19,620) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (19,620) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Еще и против говнореговской тупой пидораски RERAISEAA

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,531 (12.7 bb)
UTG+1: 3,801 (19 bb)
UTG+2: 7,196 (36 bb)
MP1: 9,190 (46 bb)
MP2: 8,388 (41.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 3,777 (18.9 bb)
CO: 11,130 (55.7 bb)
BTN: 6,254 (31.3 bb)
SB: 4,192 (21 bb)


Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 440, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 440, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 3,752 and is all-in, 3 folds, BB calls 2,306 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (6,217) 2

8

A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,217) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,217) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Илюмик

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 10,339 (103.4 bb)
MP1: 3,990 (39.9 bb)
MP2: 4,408 (44.1 bb)
MP3: 4,190 (41.9 bb)
CO: 3,560 (35.6 bb)
BTN: 6,048 (60.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,851 (48.5 bb)
BB: 7,029 (70.3 bb)
UTG+1: 2,120 (21.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

7 folds, Hero raises to 300, BB raises to 700, Hero raises to 1,600, BB raises to 7,019 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,241 and is all-in

Flop: (9,772) J

8

3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (9,772) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (9,772) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:



Сфолдил против Dgart07

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 10,929 (109.3 bb)
CO: 3,460 (34.6 bb)
BTN: 4,198 (42 bb)
SB: 3,630 (36.3 bb)
BB: 7,250 (72.5 bb)
UTG+1: 5,988 (59.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 7,614 (76.1 bb)
MP1: 1,316 (13.2 bb)
MP2: 2,150 (21.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 250, Hero raises to 550, MP1 raises to 1,306 and is all-in, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 1,306, 4 folds, UTG+1 raises to 5,978 and is all-in, Hero folds, MP3 calls 4,672

Flop: (14,052) 2

9

7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (14,052) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (14,052) J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Тупые ебаные свиньи типа Daddy game 3 кже и в этом году успели заебать.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,660 (45.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): 5,391 (67.4 bb)
MP3: 1,991 (24.9 bb)
CO: 2,680 (33.5 bb)
BTN: 3,690 (46.1 bb)
SB: 2,343 (29.3 bb)
BB: 3,472 (43.4 bb)
UTG+1: 1,796 (22.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,500 (43.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

J

3 folds, Hero raises to 240, 2 folds, BTN calls 240, 2 folds

Flop: (600) 2

8

J

(2 players)
Hero bets 320, BTN raises to 900, Hero calls 580

Turn: (2,400) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 1,000, Hero raises to 4,080, BTN calls 1,550 and is all-in

River: (7,500) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 5,383 (26.9 bb)
UTG+2: 13,038 (65.2 bb)
MP1: 11,887 (59.4 bb)
MP2: 2,920 (14.6 bb)
MP3: 2,560 (12.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 7,544 (37.7 bb)
BTN: 3,225 (16.1 bb)
SB: 5,060 (25.3 bb)
BB: 19,709 (98.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

Q

2 folds, MP1 raises to 400, 2 folds, Hero raises to 900, 3 folds, MP1 calls 500

Flop: (2,280) 3

4

T

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,100, MP1 calls 1,100

Turn: (4,480) 5

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (4,480) 7

(2 players)
MP1 bets 2,200, Hero calls 2,200

Results:


Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 5,023 (25.1 bb)
SB: 13,258 (66.3 bb)
BB: 7,627 (38.1 bb)
UTG+1: 2,860 (14.3 bb)
UTG+2: 2,500 (12.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 11,684 (58.4 bb)
MP2: 3,165 (15.8 bb)
MP3: 4,900 (24.5 bb)
CO: 20,309 (101.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 600, 4 folds, SB calls 500, BB calls 400

Flop: (1,980) 4

3

6

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 900, SB calls 900, BB folds

Turn: (3,780) 2

(2 players)
SB bets 1,800, Hero folds

Results:

Этот пидер сука, роняя кал перезапихивался. Какие же хуесосы.

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 39,164 (97.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 13,614 (34 bb)
UTG+2: 31,464 (78.7 bb)
MP1: 11,088 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 18,513 (46.3 bb)
MP3: 62,038 (155.1 bb)
CO: 17,459 (43.6 bb)
BTN: 56,929 (142.3 bb)
SB: 20,328 (50.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

A

Hero raises to 13,574 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 raises to 61,998 and is all-in, 4 folds

Flop: (28,108) Q

K

9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (28,108) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (28,108) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Дамы на хуй - две для примера кину

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,889 (48.2 bb)
CO: 2,755 (45.9 bb)
BTN: 1,767 (29.5 bb)
SB: 2,735 (45.6 bb)
BB: 5,349 (89.2 bb)
UTG+2: 6,692 (111.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,143 (35.7 bb)
MP2: 3,251 (54.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 180, 2 folds, CO calls 180, 3 folds

Flop: (450) A

K

K

(2 players)
Hero bets 210, CO calls 210

Turn: (870) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 180, Hero calls 180

River: (1,230) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 2,185 and is all-in, Hero folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 1,800 (60 bb)
BTN: 3,530 (117.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 1,935 (64.5 bb)
BB: 4,635 (154.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 90, BB calls 60

Flop: (180) 4

K

J

(2 players)
Hero bets 105, BB calls 105

Turn: (390) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

River: (390) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 150, Hero calls 150

Results:

Гатшоты заебали эти пиздец. Опять какой-та бульбоеблан доехал.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 12,008 (48 bb)
SB: 18,552 (74.2 bb)
BB: 3,195 (12.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 9,591 (38.4 bb)
UTG+2: 5,000 (20 bb)
MP1: 10,865 (43.5 bb)
MP2: 14,535 (58.1 bb)
MP3: 12,300 (49.2 bb)
CO: 9,673 (38.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J

K

Hero raises to 625, 7 folds, BB calls 375

Flop: (1,645) 2

6

J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 875, BB calls 875

Turn: (3,395) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 2,375, BB calls 1,665 and is all-in

River: (6,725) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

но коммент бля

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 6,864 (85.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,550 (44.4 bb)
MP2: 5,423 (67.8 bb)
MP3: 2,625 (32.8 bb)
CO: 2,073 (25.9 bb)
BTN: 4,119 (51.5 bb)
SB: 4,281 (53.5 bb)
BB: 2,322 (29 bb)
UTG+1: 2,640 (33 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 240, MP2 raises to 640, MP3 calls 640, 4 folds, Hero raises to 3,540 and is all-in, MP2 raises to 5,413 and is all-in, MP3 calls 1,975 and is all-in

Flop: (9,905) 9

3

Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (9,905) 3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (9,905) J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

DarkZmey чтоб ты сдох блять ебаная свинья поганая.
Сидишь блять, фолдишь тузов и дам, играешь, задрачиваешь, потом увозят вот такие пидары поганые в две раздачи. Хули, пархатая пидерсия насрет своим голубкам.

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 300 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 70,315 (23.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 21,463 (7.2 bb)
BB: 221,589 (73.9 bb)
UTG+1: 213,382 (71.1 bb)
UTG+2: 279,862 (93.3 bb)
MP1: 27,064 (9 bb)
MP2: 55,293 (18.4 bb)
MP3: 98,288 (32.8 bb)
CO: 184,316 (61.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

5

7 folds, Hero raises to 21,163 and is all-in, BB calls 18,163

Flop: (45,026) J

K

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (45,026) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (45,026) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 8,306 (33.2 bb)
BTN: 9,461 (37.8 bb)
SB: 10,077 (40.3 bb)
BB: 3,088 (12.4 bb)
UTG+1: 5,975 (23.9 bb)
UTG+2: 2,587 (10.3 bb)
MP1: 8,646 (34.6 bb)
MP2: 5,817 (23.3 bb)
Hero (MP3): 4,255 (17 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

A

4 folds, Hero raises to 575, 3 folds, BB raises to 3,058 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,483

Flop: (6,511) 6

T

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,511) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,511) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

[1:28:35] Maksim_73:
синий, синий иней лег на провода,
изученье линий - это ерунда.
Затусил я в скайпе, мазу подобрал,
Все, что оставалось, на нее въебал.
И теперь терзает мозг мысля одна -
Как при недоезде банить бульбана?

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 3,687 (61.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,377 (39.6 bb)
SB: 4,390 (73.2 bb)
BB: 3,866 (64.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

K

CO folds, Hero raises to 180, SB raises to 300, BB folds, Hero raises to 2,377 and is all-in, SB calls 2,077

Flop: (4,814) 8

T

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,814) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,814) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+1: 2,332 (77.7 bb)
UTG+2: 2,955 (98.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,053 (101.8 bb)
MP2: 4,680 (156 bb)
MP3: 3,480 (116 bb)
CO: 1,695 (56.5 bb)
BTN: 2,490 (83 bb)
SB: 3,315 (110.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 90, 2 folds, CO calls 90, BTN folds, SB calls 75, BB calls 60

Flop: (360) T

J

8

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 225, CO calls 225, SB folds, BB calls 225

Turn: (1,035) T

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets 1,380 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 1,380

River: (3,795) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: