Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Ваще короли охуенная карта кстате опять. Она у кого-нить играет вообще. Еще седня поделили с дамами в СМ этот уебищном на королях - общий стрит насрали - после итма. И чет еще там повъебывал на них тузу за седня. Надо рыть нахуй их - не думать даже - типа двоек хуйня. Хотя не - двойки лучше.

Где блять удвоения в топ-20, как награда за идеальное чтение всяких латвийских пидорасов.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 650 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 195,351 (48.8 bb)
MP2: 177,241 (44.3 bb)
MP3: 60,740 (15.2 bb)
CO: 219,979 (55 bb)
BTN: 79,435 (19.9 bb)
SB: 116,854 (29.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 86,133 (21.5 bb)
UTG+2: 99,390 (24.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 60,090 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 56,090

Flop: (127,380) 8

T

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (127,380) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (127,380) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

И где эти ебаные монетки следующей рукой.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 650 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 194,701 (48.7 bb)
MP1: 176,591 (44.1 bb)
MP2: 127,380 (31.8 bb)
MP3: 219,329 (54.8 bb)
CO: 78,785 (19.7 bb)
BTN: 114,204 (28.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 25,393 (6.3 bb)
BB: 98,740 (24.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

A

6 folds, Hero raises to 24,743 and is all-in, BB calls 20,743

Flop: (54,686) 6

4

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (54,686) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (54,686) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Где это все блять

Ну и в 2р1а охуеено разъебали стечок - и добили пиздато блять. Надеюсь, я нассу на твою могилу, пархатый хуесос.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP: 98,291 (16.4 bb)
CO: 34,913 (5.8 bb)
BTN: 231,129 (38.5 bb)
SB: 393,220 (65.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 31,512 (5.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

6

2 folds, BTN raises to 12,000, SB folds, Hero raises to 30,762 and is all-in, BTN calls 18,762

Flop: (68,274) 8

T

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (68,274) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (68,274) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Пархатый пидорас - ваще забил палится - чипак СМа - какой-та ебушок из ИзраЭля с призовыми 7 тыр за 2013 год.

Топ-15

Ебаная тильтованая свинья RusRokko знает секретики пархатого пидера

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 20,781 (6.9 bb)
SB: 74,783 (24.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 61,471 (20.5 bb)
MP1: 34,669 (11.6 bb)
MP2: 107,913 (36 bb)
MP3: 166,558 (55.5 bb)
CO: 109,736 (36.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

Q

3 folds, CO raises to 9,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 61,096 and is all-in, CO calls 52,096

Flop: (126,317) 6

3

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (126,317) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (126,317) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Обсуждение турика кстате в конфе, после того как какой-та уебок коротыш езданул десятки на А6 в топ-18.

[18:28:04] goban899: с турниром все ясно
[18:28:07] goban899: по раздаче с 1010
[18:28:21] FerusKRD: не падай духом
[18:28:23] goban899: уебали ессно каким-то откуда то с нехуявзявшимся тузом
[18:28:29] goban899: и начали разъебывать стекк
[18:28:46] goban899: даче падать
[18:28:53] goban899: просто это все миллион раз уже пересмотрено
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[18:40:06] FerusKRD: пидерье пархатое
[18:41:57] username: ну Хоба и сказал, что тут ниче не светит после десяток
[18:42:19] username: а там похуй, хоть с 99,99% выставляйся - все равно убьют
[18:44:49] goban899: да

Я после заноса СМ

Goban899 @ 10.12.2013
Я после заноса СМ

Может, ну его нах?
Судя по картинкам, занос СМ случится после того, как ты останешься без штанов и потеряешь человеческий облик.
Лучше остановиться.

ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫы
Он и так уже давно утерян. Штаны одену по случаю заноса - хрен с ним.

Хотел уже окошко закрыть - думал уж один то фул старше доехал.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 3,860 (48.3 bb)
SB: 4,347 (54.3 bb)
BB: 2,894 (36.2 bb)
UTG+1: 6,407 (80.1 bb)
UTG+2: 2,729 (34.1 bb)
MP1: 4,202 (52.5 bb)
Hero (MP2): 3,135 (39.2 bb)
MP3: 2,170 (27.1 bb)
CO: 3,209 (40.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 3

3

2 folds, MP1 raises to 160, Hero calls 160, 2 folds, BTN calls 160, 2 folds

Flop: (690) Q

3

K

(3 players)
MP1 bets 160, Hero calls 160, BTN calls 160

Turn: (1,170) K

(3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 640, BTN calls 640, MP1 calls 640

River: (3,090) J

(3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,680, BTN calls 1,680, MP1 raises to 3,232 and is all-in, Hero calls 485 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,210 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 24,752 (24.8 bb)
UTG+1: 43,571 (43.6 bb)
UTG+2: 10,461 (10.5 bb)
MP1: 62,646 (62.6 bb)
MP2: 24,275 (24.3 bb)
MP3: 13,717 (13.7 bb)
CO: 34,045 (34 bb)
BTN: 20,881 (20.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 21,788 (21.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 10,336 and is all-in, 5 folds, Hero raises to 21,663 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (22,797) T

8

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (22,797) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (22,797) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 24,744 (35.3 bb)
UTG+1: 21,930 (31.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 18,563 (26.5 bb)
MP1: 35,148 (50.2 bb)
MP2: 10,555 (15.1 bb)
MP3: 38,273 (54.7 bb)
CO: 16,115 (23 bb)
BTN: 16,163 (23.1 bb)
SB: 22,646 (32.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 1,609, 3 folds, CO calls 1,609, BTN folds, SB calls 1,259, BB calls 909

Flop: (7,201) Q

K

3

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 3,150, CO raises to 14,421 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 11,271

Turn: (36,043) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (36,043) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Удивлен я в этой раздаче не тому, что проебал австралийскому пидорасу с А2. А тому, что еблан с 68 старше всех не оказался.

2r1a
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,834 (12.8 bb)
MP2: 5,976 (19.9 bb)
MP3: 21,446 (71.5 bb)
CO: 7,453 (24.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 14,892 (49.6 bb)
SB: 15,205 (50.7 bb)
BB: 3,113 (10.4 bb)
UTG+2: 40,641 (135.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9

9

2 folds, MP2 raises to 5,936 and is all-in, MP3 calls 5,936, CO folds, Hero raises to 14,852 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP3 calls 8,916

Flop: (36,410) A

J

3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (36,410) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (36,410) J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Тупых пидорасов типа PavelNIK777 обыграть на старзах невозможно.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 11,925 (99.4 bb)
MP3: 4,149 (34.6 bb)
Hero (CO): 10,315 (86 bb)
BTN: 5,675 (47.3 bb)
SB: 20,076 (167.3 bb)
BB: 4,550 (37.9 bb)
UTG+1: 6,570 (54.8 bb)
UTG+2: 3,005 (25 bb)
MP1: 9,740 (81.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5

6

3 folds, MP2 raises to 360, MP3 folds, Hero calls 360, BTN calls 360, SB folds, BB calls 240

Flop: (1,635) T

5

5

(4 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets 900, BTN calls 900, 2 folds

Turn: (3,435) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,860, BTN raises to 4,400 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,540

River: (12,235) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Зато два каре насрали подряд.
Тройки и десятки.

7я такая за сегодня

PIDERSTAR, $8 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 5,780 (28.9 bb)
MP1: 2,984 (14.9 bb)
MP2: 2,975 (14.9 bb)
MP3: 6,417 (32.1 bb)
CO: 8,613 (43.1 bb)
BTN: 2,740 (13.7 bb)
SB: 6,315 (31.6 bb)
BB: 9,323 (46.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 5,421 (27.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

A

Hero raises to 500, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 500, 6 folds

Flop: (1,525) 2

7

T

(2 players)
Hero bets 700, MP1 raises to 2,459 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,759

Turn: (6,443) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,443) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну и ожидаемый конец сессии в 2 раздачи в одного пидера

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP1): 8,704 (72.5 bb)
MP2: 4,675 (39 bb)
MP3: 2,825 (23.5 bb)
CO: 2,545 (21.2 bb)
BTN: 3,200 (26.7 bb)
SB: 4,725 (39.4 bb)
BB: 2,375 (19.8 bb)
UTG+1: 3,190 (26.6 bb)
UTG+2: 4,950 (41.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

J

2 folds, Hero raises to 300, 4 folds, SB raises to 840, BB folds, Hero calls 540

Flop: (1,935) 7

2

6

(2 players)
SB bets 720, Hero raises to 7,849 and is all-in, SB calls 3,150 and is all-in

Turn: (9,675) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (9,675) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+2): 3,979 (33.2 bb)
MP1: 4,660 (38.8 bb)
MP2: 2,810 (23.4 bb)
MP3: 2,530 (21.1 bb)
CO: 3,185 (26.5 bb)
BTN: 9,675 (80.6 bb)
SB: 2,240 (18.7 bb)
BB: 3,175 (26.5 bb)
UTG+1: 4,935 (41.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

K

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 300, 4 folds, BTN raises to 840, 2 folds, Hero raises to 3,964 and is all-in, BTN calls 3,124

Flop: (8,243) 4

A

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,243) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,243) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

красавчик гобан ... комменты жесть ... ну то хоть в плюс играешь или как ? просто интересно же ...

Без каких либо вариантов ебут. Старшей парой оллин седня выиграл у младшей 5 раз из 19ти.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 20,259 (50.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 21,828 (54.6 bb)
CO: 16,317 (40.8 bb)
BTN: 9,752 (24.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

CO raises to 1,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 3,400, CO raises to 16,267 and is all-in, Hero calls 12,867

Flop: (32,934) 3

9

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (32,934) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (32,934) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Довел опять пидорас пархатый - разъебал мышку.