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Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,600/3,200 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 105,172 (32.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 76,989 (24.1 bb)
MP2: 53,060 (16.6 bb)
MP3: 83,753 (26.2 bb)
CO: 30,714 (9.6 bb)
BTN: 103,326 (32.3 bb)
SB: 120,356 (37.6 bb)
BB: 36,248 (11.3 bb)
UTG+1: 103,833 (32.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 6,400, Hero raises to 11,200, 6 folds, UTG+2 calls 4,800

Flop: (30,800) 9

9

T

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 32,000, Hero raises to 65,389 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 33,389

Turn: (161,578) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (161,578) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

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Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
CO: 3,000 (150 bb)
BTN: 3,000 (150 bb)
SB: 2,960 (148 bb)
BB: 8,640 (432 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,930 (146.5 bb)
MP1: 2,960 (148 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (150 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

A

A

T

Hero calls 20, MP1 calls 20, 4 folds, SB raises to 80, BB folds, Hero raises to 280, MP1 calls 260, SB raises to 1,140, Hero raises to 2,930 and is all-in, MP1 folds, SB calls 1,790

Flop: (6,160) K

K

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,160) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,160) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP2: 2,870 (95.7 bb)
MP3: 2,881 (96 bb)
CO: 5,300 (176.7 bb)
BTN: 6,963 (232.1 bb)
SB: 2,990 (99.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,456 (181.9 bb)
UTG+2: 2,970 (99 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

T

K

A

3 folds, MP3 raises to 90, CO folds, BTN calls 90, SB folds, Hero calls 60

Flop: (285) 3

3

K

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks, BTN checks

Turn: (285) A

(3 players)
Hero bets 75, MP3 calls 75, BTN folds

River: (435) A

(2 players)
Hero bets 435, MP3 raises to 990, Hero raises to 3,405, MP3 calls 1,726 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 2,675 (66.9 bb)
BTN: 2,765 (69.1 bb)
SB: 5,200 (130 bb)
BB: 6,908 (172.7 bb)
UTG+2: 3,280 (82 bb)
Hero (MP1): 8,252 (206.3 bb)
MP2: 3,255 (81.4 bb)
MP3: 2,910 (72.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7

9

5

9

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 100, MP2 calls 100, MP3 folds, CO raises to 460, 3 folds, Hero calls 360, MP2 calls 360

Flop: (1,440) 9

T

J

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Turn: (1,440) A

(3 players)
Hero bets 400, MP2 calls 400, CO calls 400

River: (2,640) 9

(3 players)
Hero bets 2,640, MP2 folds, CO calls 1,815 and is all-in

Results:

Чуть не скинул

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 2,250 (37.5 bb)
MP2: 5,165 (86.1 bb)
MP3: 3,200 (53.3 bb)
CO: 5,395 (89.9 bb)
BTN: 4,115 (68.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 11,622 (193.7 bb)
BB: 3,000 (50 bb)
UTG+2: 2,645 (44.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4

2

5

J

UTG+2 calls 60, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 120, 2 folds, BTN calls 120, Hero calls 90, BB calls 60, UTG+2 calls 60

Flop: (600) 3

J

2

(5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP2 bets 360, BTN folds, Hero calls 360, BB raises to 2,040, UTG+2 folds, MP2 raises to 3,720, Hero raises to 5,400, BB calls 840 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,325 and is all-in

Turn: (13,570) 2

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (13,570) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 3,000 (15 bb)
UTG+2: 9,200 (46 bb)
MP1: 21,047 (105.2 bb)
MP2: 2,645 (13.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 21,907 (109.5 bb)
CO: 2,440 (12.2 bb)
BTN: 5,640 (28.2 bb)
SB: 1,620 (8.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

5

K

J

UTG+2 raises to 400, 2 folds, Hero calls 400, CO folds, BTN calls 400, 2 folds

Flop: (1,500) Q

4

T

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 500, BTN raises to 3,000, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 5,500, BTN calls 2,240 and is all-in

Turn: (11,980) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (11,980) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Тупая ты ебаная свинья

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 2,960 (59.2 bb)
UTG+2: 4,200 (84 bb)
MP1: 2,765 (55.3 bb)
MP2: 1,470 (29.4 bb)
MP3: 2,710 (54.2 bb)
CO: 1,900 (38 bb)
BTN: 4,060 (81.2 bb)
SB: 4,140 (82.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,495 (49.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

J

UTG+1 calls 50, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 50, 2 folds, CO calls 50, BTN calls 50, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (300) 3

2

8

(6 players)
SB bets 150, Hero calls 150, 4 folds

Turn: (600) K

(2 players)
SB bets 300, Hero raises to 1,200, SB calls 900

River: (3,000) A

(2 players)
SB bets 1,500, Hero calls 1,095 and is all-in

Results:

dIMITARh8, откуда ты, хуйло тупое, уродилось

Хобана - в топ-блоггеры!

Иму некогда пока-он же книгу пишет -)).Про войну.

goose_anus, када же вы передохнете ебаные свиньи, вместе с этим поганым обрезаным уебком.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 24,735 (9.9 bb)
CO: 63,948 (25.6 bb)
BTN: 82,535 (33 bb)
SB: 25,903 (10.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 21,626 (8.7 bb)
UTG+2: 90,792 (36.3 bb)
MP1: 108,583 (43.4 bb)
MP2: 26,779 (10.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2

K

K

6

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 2,500, 4 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to 10,000, MP1 calls 7,500, SB folds

Flop: (22,500) 4

5

5

(2 players)
Hero bets 11,626 and is all-in, MP1 calls 11,626

Turn: (45,752) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (45,752) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Тонкий добор

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 3,230 (161.5 bb)
BTN: 2,980 (149 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,340 (117 bb)
BB: 3,000 (150 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4

5

CO folds, BTN calls 20, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (60) 7

6

A

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 20, BTN folds, Hero calls 20

Turn: (100) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 40, Hero calls 40

River: (180) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 120, Hero raises to 2,260 and is all-in, BB calls 2,140

Results:

BarsTips @ 5.11.2013
Иму некогда пока-он же книгу пишет -)).Про войну.

Хобан. Священная война. Собрание сочинений.
Том 1. Хобан против ебаных свиней
Том 2. Хобан против пархатой пидарасни
Том 3. Путешествие Хобана из Иерусалима на о. Мэн
Повесть. Карты, пейсы, 2 ствола.
Том 4. Хобан и ебучий гсч зарики судьбы
Том 5. Возвращение Хобана. Возмездие.
Басня. Хобан, ебаная свинья и сет тузов на 3-флеш-борде.

Хобан,

[19:33] Maksim_73:

<<< пускай быдлогопом в Самаре зовусь,
невзгоды меня не нагнули -
я в покере профи, пока не нажрусь,
и капер солидный одлскульный
(flex)(flex)(flex)

Тыканина рулит

Как задрала эта подставная хуйня.


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Omaha Tournament, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 4,270 (53.4 bb)
BB: 4,590 (57.4 bb)
Hero (MP): 10,550 (131.9 bb)
CO: 2,280 (28.5 bb)
BTN: 1,420 (17.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 6

4

A

K

Hero raises to 200, 2 folds, SB calls 160, BB folds

Flop: (480) T

A

3

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 200, SB raises to 400, Hero calls 200

Turn: (1,280) 5

(2 players)
SB bets 2,400, Hero calls 2,400

River: (6,080) 6

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 4,560, SB calls 1,270 and is all-in

Results: 8,620 pot
Final Board: T

A

3

5

6

SB showed 6

T

9

T

and won 8,620 (4,350 net)
Hero showed 6

4

A

K

and lost (-4,270 net)

Goban899,
С Ювентусом погарячился..не ?Вполне могут королевским особям и 3 вкинуть.

Там вообще всё спорно сильно - ну так оно и интереснее )