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GrabYaGun - ебаная свинья, фартожопый пидорас

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 4,438 (8.9 bb)
MP3: 20,325 (40.7 bb)
CO: 8,580 (17.2 bb)
BTN: 13,963 (27.9 bb)
SB: 42,907 (85.8 bb)
BB: 7,248 (14.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 28,276 (56.6 bb)
UTG+2: 17,782 (35.6 bb)
MP1: 25,180 (50.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q

T

Hero raises to 1,125, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 2,000, 6 folds, Hero calls 875

Flop: (5,290) 5

Q

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 3,500, Hero raises to 11,000, MP1 raises to 23,120 and is all-in, Hero calls 12,120

Turn: (51,530) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (51,530) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

80 процентов затащил, - радости как будто СМ занёс.

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 15,724 (13.1 bb)
MP2: 75,327 (62.8 bb)
MP3: 16,100 (13.4 bb)
CO: 47,604 (39.7 bb)
BTN: 35,873 (29.9 bb)
SB: 30,714 (25.6 bb)
BB: 8,023 (6.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 32,911 (27.4 bb)
UTG+2: 37,977 (31.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

K

Hero raises to 2,700, 2 folds, MP2 raises to 6,000, MP3 folds, CO calls 6,000, 3 folds, Hero raises to 32,761 and is all-in, MP2 folds, CO calls 26,761

Flop: (74,672) J

5

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (74,672) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (74,672) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Уебал рега, из ИзраЭля причем

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 55,108 (34.4 bb)
UTG+2: 82,866 (51.8 bb)
MP1: 21,443 (13.4 bb)
MP2: 98,549 (61.6 bb)
MP3: 40,361 (25.2 bb)
CO: 33,053 (20.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 87,623 (54.8 bb)
SB: 55,782 (34.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 6

5

5 folds, Hero raises to 3,440, SB raises to 9,600, BB folds, Hero calls 6,160

Flop: (22,400) J

4

3

(2 players)
SB bets 8,736, Hero calls 8,736

Turn: (39,872) 7

(2 players)
SB bets 12,800, Hero calls 12,800

River: (65,472) 2

(2 players)
SB bets 24,446 and is all-in, Hero calls 24,446

Results:

Лови в пробитого туза, наглая нацитская морда

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 103,447 (34.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 125,450 (41.8 bb)
MP1: 75,537 (25.2 bb)
MP2: 300,217 (100.1 bb)
MP3: 43,733 (14.6 bb)
CO: 26,676 (8.9 bb)
BTN: 123,382 (41.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

7

MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 6,000, 4 folds, Hero calls 3,000

Flop: (16,125) 7

A

6

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 7,740, Hero calls 7,740

Turn: (31,605) T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 13,274, Hero raises to 30,000, MP2 calls 16,726

River: (91,605) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 51,000, MP2 calls 51,000

Results:

Рафикниучемнеуиноат, просто у меня пиздецометр зашкаливал и был выбрана линия "ацкий чек до талого".

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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BB: 130,486 (21.7 bb)
Hero (UTG): 236,098 (39.3 bb)
MP: 329,378 (54.9 bb)
CO: 189,398 (31.6 bb)
BTN: 140,128 (23.4 bb)
SB: 124,099 (20.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A

A

Hero raises to 15,000, 3 folds, SB calls 12,000, BB folds

Flop: (40,500) K

J

7

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (40,500) Q

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (40,500) T

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 30,000, SB calls 30,000

Results:


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PITER001: ebanii river
PITER001: povezlo tebe

gsr1703, соси хуй, ебаная говнореговская макака.

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 202,668 (20.3 bb)
Hero (MP3): 307,923 (30.8 bb)
CO: 188,006 (18.8 bb)
BTN: 508,584 (50.9 bb)
SB: 219,696 (22 bb)
BB: 196,682 (19.7 bb)
UTG+2: 310,444 (31 bb)
MP1: 378,997 (37.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

K

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 20,000, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 50,000, 4 folds, MP1 raises to 377,747 and is all-in, Hero calls 256,673 and is all-in

Flop: (638,346) 4

3

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (638,346) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (638,346) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Нита пумал

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (6,000/12,000 blinds, 1,500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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BTN: 225,918 (18.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 817,852 (68.2 bb)
BB: 594,408 (49.5 bb)
UTG: 185,696 (15.5 bb)
MP: 257,082 (21.4 bb)
CO: 232,044 (19.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3

A

2 folds, CO raises to 24,000, BTN folds, Hero calls 18,000, BB calls 12,000

Flop: (81,000) 4

2

9

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, CO bets 36,000, Hero calls 36,000, BB folds

Turn: (153,000) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (153,000) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 114,000, CO raises to 170,544 and is all-in, Hero calls 56,544

Results:

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Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (6,000/12,000 blinds, 1,500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
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CO: 275,418 (23 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,118,896 (93.2 bb)
SB: 555,408 (46.3 bb)
BB: 158,696 (13.2 bb)
MP: 204,582 (17 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

MP raises to 203,082 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero raises to 1,117,396 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls 145,196 and is all-in

Flop: (576,860) 3

4

J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (576,860) 9

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (576,860) 8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Не дает быстро ХА закончить, сука

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (7,000/14,000 blinds, 1,750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 2 Players
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Hero (SB): 1,777,493 (127 bb)
BB: 535,507 (38.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

Q

Hero raises to 30,100, BB raises to 126,000, Hero raises to 1,775,743 and is all-in, BB calls 407,757 and is all-in

Flop: (1,071,014) 7

Q

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (1,071,014) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (1,071,014) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Так и думал - но выкинуть не смог

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (8,000/16,000 blinds, 2,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 2 Players
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Hero (SB): 1,361,586 (85.1 bb)
BB: 951,414 (59.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

Hero raises to 34,400, BB calls 18,400

Flop: (72,800) 7

J

2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 40,000, BB calls 40,000

Turn: (152,800) T

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 88,000, BB calls 88,000

River: (328,800) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 184,000, BB raises to 440,000, Hero calls 256,000

Results:

Джастайс против этой румынской гадины. В две раздачи нормульком.

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (8,000/16,000 blinds, 2,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): 652,786 (40.8 bb)
BB: 1,660,214 (103.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

3

Hero raises to 34,400, BB calls 18,400

Flop: (72,800) 3

4

3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 24,000, BB raises to 80,000, Hero calls 56,000

Turn: (232,800) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 96,000, BB raises to 1,543,814 and is all-in, Hero calls 440,386 and is all-in

River: (1,305,572) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (8,000/16,000 blinds, 2,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 1,305,572 (81.6 bb)
SB: 1,007,428 (63 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

SB raises to 32,000, Hero raises to 1,303,572 and is all-in, SB calls 973,428 and is all-in

Flop: (2,014,856) 7

K

T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (2,014,856) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,014,856) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Ну и топ-1 всегда приятно

Чет я спалился как-та.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 8,042 (13.4 bb)
UTG+2: 15,067 (25.1 bb)
MP1: 6,758 (11.3 bb)
MP2: 11,257 (18.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 15,719 (26.2 bb)
CO: 7,172 (12 bb)
BTN: 23,562 (39.3 bb)
SB: 58,682 (97.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

K

UTG+2 calls 600, 2 folds, Hero raises to 1,800, 2 folds, SB calls 1,500, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 1,200

Flop: (6,560) 7

6

K

(3 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 2,100, SB calls 2,100, UTG+2 folds

Turn: (10,760) K

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,700, SB folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 425 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP1: 109,507 (43.8 bb)
MP2: 39,810 (15.9 bb)
MP3: 34,232 (13.7 bb)
CO: 116,750 (46.7 bb)
BTN: 102,785 (41.1 bb)
SB: 36,109 (14.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 69,360 (27.7 bb)
UTG+2: 139,525 (55.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

7

6 folds, SB raises to 5,000, Hero calls 2,500

Flop: (13,400) Q

8

4

(2 players)
SB bets 6,164, Hero raises to 63,935 and is all-in, SB folds

Results:

Отдыхает, падла

Мастера слоуплея

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 5,745 (95.8 bb)
BTN: 4,645 (77.4 bb)
SB: 1,965 (32.8 bb)
BB: 2,419 (40.3 bb)
UTG+1: 5,435 (90.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,815 (46.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,425 (57.1 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (50 bb)
MP3: 4,025 (67.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7

7

2 folds, Hero raises to 150, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 150, CO folds, BTN calls 150, SB calls 120, BB calls 90

Flop: (750) Q

2

7

(5 players)
SB bets 420, BB folds, Hero calls 420, MP3 folds, BTN calls 420

Turn: (2,010) 6

(3 players)
SB bets 1,395 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,395, BTN raises to 2,790, Hero raises to 2,855 and is all-in, BTN calls 65

River: (9,115) 2

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

да ебты

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 5,745 (95.8 bb)
BTN: 4,645 (77.4 bb)
SB: 1,965 (32.8 bb)
BB: 2,419 (40.3 bb)
UTG+1: 5,435 (90.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,815 (46.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,425 (57.1 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (50 bb)
MP3: 4,025 (67.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 7

7

2 folds, Hero raises to 150, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 150, CO folds, BTN calls 150, SB calls 120, BB calls 90

Flop: (750) Q

2

7

(5 players)
SB bets 420, BB folds, Hero calls 420, MP3 folds, BTN calls 420

Turn: (2,010) 6

(3 players)
SB bets 1,395 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,395, BTN raises to 2,790, Hero raises to 2,855 and is all-in, BTN calls 65

River: (9,115) 2

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: $6.90 (138 bb)
Hero (SB): $4.35 (87 bb)
BB: $6.98 (139.6 bb)
UTG: $5.08 (101.6 bb)
MP: $5.68 (113.6 bb)
CO: $5.75 (115 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5

4

5

J

UTG folds, MP raises to $0.10, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.08, BB calls $0.05

Flop: ($0.30) 5

Q

Q

(3 players)
Hero bets $0.20, BB calls $0.20, MP calls $0.20

Turn: ($0.90) 4

(3 players)
Hero bets $0.64, BB calls $0.64, MP calls $0.64

River: ($2.82) 5

(3 players)
Hero bets $2.71, BB raises to $6.04 and is all-in, MP calls $4.74, Hero calls $0.70 and is all-in

Results:

Smurphtown21 - ебаная канадская свинья. Чтоб эти ебаные смурфы из твоей пробитой пидерской жопы не вылазили. Гандон дырявый

Catembeau - тупая ебаная свинья, как вы заебали все блять. Тварь ебаная на голом месте сука жрёт пробитой жопой. Чтоб ты сдох удох на своих ебучих засраных филипинах, хуйло черножопое блять.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 12,897 (8.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 75,655 (47.3 bb)
MP1: 11,608 (7.3 bb)
MP2: 22,031 (13.8 bb)
MP3: 64,206 (40.1 bb)
CO: 21,842 (13.7 bb)
BTN: 17,195 (10.7 bb)
SB: 17,869 (11.2 bb)
BB: 35,125 (22 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K

Q

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 3,440, 6 folds, BB calls 1,840

Flop: (9,030) Q

K

9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 4,800, BB calls 4,800

Turn: (18,630) 6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 13,600, BB calls 13,600

River: (45,830) T

(2 players)
BB bets 13,135 and is all-in, Hero calls 13,135

Results:

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