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Даже в ебаном турике по 2.75 - хуй мне а не стек на финалку в ключевой раздаче.

Poker Stars, $2.50 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 700 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 414,105 (59.2 bb)
BTN: 401,070 (57.3 bb)
SB: 181,284 (25.9 bb)
BB: 143,066 (20.4 bb)
MP1: 103,189 (14.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 273,536 (39.1 bb)
MP3: 571,708 (81.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

A

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 14,700, 3 folds, SB calls 11,200, BB raises to 142,366 and is all-in, Hero raises to 272,836 and is all-in, SB folds

Flop: (304,332) 4

K

3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (304,332) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (304,332) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

ебаная пархатая обрезаная свинья

солидна

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BTN): 4,940 (123.5 bb)
SB: 4,060 (101.5 bb)
BB: 5,295 (132.4 bb)
UTG+1: 11,020 (275.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,315 (82.9 bb)
MP1: 2,965 (74.1 bb)
MP2: 2,765 (69.1 bb)
MP3: 5,150 (128.8 bb)
CO: 3,000 (75 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 2

T

2 folds, MP1 raises to 84, 2 folds, CO calls 84, Hero calls 84, SB raises to 128, BB calls 88, MP1 raises to 400, CO folds, Hero calls 316, SB raises to 4,060 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 2,565 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,660

Flop: (11,297) 8

2

K

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (11,297) 4

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (11,297) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (CO): 12,177 (304.4 bb)
BTN: 5,167 (129.2 bb)
SB: 11,020 (275.5 bb)
BB: 3,315 (82.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (75 bb)
MP1: 2,765 (69.1 bb)
MP2: 5,150 (128.8 bb)
MP3: 2,916 (72.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7

K

3 folds, MP3 calls 40, Hero raises to 120, BTN folds, SB raises to 480, 2 folds, Hero calls 360

Flop: (1,040) T

2

T

(2 players)
SB bets 480, Hero calls 480

Turn: (2,000) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 540, SB calls 540

River: (3,080) 3

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Results:

klark555 ебучая ты мразная пизда тупая, ну такой усос, но сука обяязательно воткнется блять в шестерку, то блять по двйокам олиинится, но в меня блять четко

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP3): 13,512 (33.8 bb)
CO: 18,190 (45.5 bb)
BTN: 14,691 (36.7 bb)
SB: 16,890 (42.2 bb)
BB: 16,264 (40.7 bb)
UTG+1: 15,565 (38.9 bb)
UTG+2: 20,658 (51.6 bb)
MP1: 14,262 (35.7 bb)
MP2: 17,435 (43.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 7

7

UTG+1 calls 400, 3 folds, Hero raises to 1,000, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls 600

Flop: (3,050) 6

6

5

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 1,600, UTG+1 calls 1,600

Turn: (6,250) J

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 10,600, UTG+1 raises to 12,915 and is all-in, Hero calls 262 and is all-in

River: (27,974) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Я дервиш лудоманской тяжкой доли,
Пою ей дифирамбы, лью елей,
Но помните, что жизнь игра дотоле,
Доколе волей руководствуемся в ней.

Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha H/L Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 2,730 (136.5 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (150 bb)
CO: 4,565 (228.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,300 (115 bb)
SB: 3,520 (176 bb)
BB: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,830 (141.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
MP1: 2,125 (106.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 4

A

6

2

6 folds, Hero raises to 70, SB calls 60, BB folds

Flop: (160) 3

8

2

(2 players)
SB bets 40, Hero raises to 280, SB calls 240

Turn: (720) 4

(2 players)
SB bets 80, Hero raises to 960, SB raises to 1,840, Hero raises to 1,950 and is all-in, SB calls 110

River: (4,620) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

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benjo 203: Russia is putana planet
benjo 203: Russians genitals ****sss


Он мне все мозги выебал после этой раздачи.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 6,965 (69.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,300 (43 bb)
UTG+1: 3,010 (30.1 bb)
UTG+2: 1,615 (16.2 bb)
MP1: 5,230 (52.3 bb)
MP2: 2,730 (27.3 bb)
MP3: 4,070 (40.7 bb)
CO: 6,850 (68.5 bb)
BTN: 7,290 (72.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3

6

5 folds, CO raises to 250, 2 folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (640) 7

3

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 300, Hero calls 300

Turn: (1,240) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (1,240) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 400, CO calls 400

Results:

Goban899 @ 12.10.2013
benjo 203: fucckk Russians gemblers
benjo 203: Russia is putana planet
benjo 203: Russians genitals ****sss


Он мне все мозги выебал после этой раздачи.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 6,965 (69.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,300 (43 bb)
UTG+1: 3,010 (30.1 bb)
UTG+2: 1,615 (16.2 bb)
MP1: 5,230 (52.3 bb)
MP2: 2,730 (27.3 bb)
MP3: 4,070 (40.7 bb)
CO: 6,850 (68.5 bb)
BTN: 7,290 (72.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3

6

5 folds, CO raises to 250, 2 folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (640) 7

3

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 300, Hero calls 300

Turn: (1,240) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (1,240) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 400, CO calls 400

Results:

2,040 pot
Final Board: 7

3

T

6

5

Hero showed 3

6

and won 2,040 (1,080 net)
CO mucked T

9

and lost (-960 net)

не добрал :)

один хуй меня эта ебаная свинья переехала

да уж переезды подзадрали.

Одно слово покерстретеджи приводит меня в какое-то бешенство. Этих блядей ненавижу еще больше чем старзы. Сборище ебаных пидеров.

За всеми этими камланиями вокург бирюлей, чуть не просрал главную новость дня
http://www.kp.ru/online/news/1552925/

Это личность масштаба Ленина. Хотя какой там бредоносец-Ленин или чистый апологет идеи Сталин... Такие, как Во - плохие или хорошие рождаются редко. Он в отличии от всех этих лениных-сталиных любил свой народ, и был так велик, последователен и самопожертвенен в своих решениях, что даже страшно.
Вечная память настоящим Героям.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 10,660 (21.3 bb)
MP2: 41,122 (82.2 bb)
MP3: 42,359 (84.7 bb)
CO: 6,584 (13.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 31,812 (63.6 bb)
SB: 21,554 (43.1 bb)
BB: 17,929 (35.9 bb)
UTG+1: 2,860 (5.7 bb)
UTG+2: 28,625 (57.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

6

6 folds, Hero raises to 1,050, SB raises to 3,000, BB calls 2,500, Hero calls 1,950

Flop: (9,540) 7

2

9

(3 players)
SB bets 18,494 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 18,494

Turn: (46,528) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (46,528) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Долбоеб блять - заопрол в топ-3 турик по 4 талера, хоть и ездят надо сопкойнее быть.

Это даже не пиздец, это просто какой-то ебаторий беспросветный.

Goban899, боже,что это?

Это ОН самый

Это за полгода первый раз, наверное, такое

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,000 (150 bb)
MP2: 5,990 (299.5 bb)
MP3: 3,980 (199 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,990 (149.5 bb)
BTN: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
SB: 2,980 (149 bb)
BB: 3,000 (150 bb)
UTG+1: 2,020 (101 bb)
UTG+2: 3,070 (153.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 60, 2 folds, MP3 calls 60, Hero raises to 200, 3 folds, UTG+2 calls 140, MP3 calls 140

Flop: (630) 6

6

9

(3 players)
UTG+2 bets 630, MP3 calls 630, Hero raises to 2,790 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 2,160, MP3 raises to 3,780 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 80 and is all-in

Turn: (9,160) 3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (9,160) A

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

наш общий предок.... и русских и хохлов и даже евреев.
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жил где-то 200 млн лет назад.... спасибо метеориту што в мексиканский залив свалился.....
он помог им а то есть и нам выдавить проклятых динозавров.