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Обожаю выходки этой ебаной свиньи - топ-18
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (6,000/12,000 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (BB): 177,547 (14.8 bb)
UTG: 53,475 (4.5 bb)
MP: 187,706 (15.6 bb)
CO: 293,031 (24.4 bb)
BTN: 93,640 (7.8 bb)
SB: 212,108 (17.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

K

3

A

4 folds, SB raises to 30,000, Hero raises to 90,000, SB calls 60,000

Flop: (180,000) K

T

J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 87,547 and is all-in, SB calls 87,547

Turn: (355,094) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (355,094) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

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Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 4,549 (45.5 bb)
SB: 4,364 (43.6 bb)
BB: 7,934 (79.3 bb)
UTG+1: 5,478 (54.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,798 (28 bb)
MP1: 9,653 (96.5 bb)
Hero (MP2): 8,240 (82.4 bb)
MP3: 4,035 (40.4 bb)
CO: 8,100 (81 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 3

3

UTG+1 raises to 250, 2 folds, Hero calls 250, 5 folds

Flop: (740) 7

3

T

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets 378, Hero raises to 950, UTG+1 calls 572

Turn: (2,640) J

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 2,000, UTG+1 folds

Results:

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uuwwatc: zato geapsy team

Не понял, че я плохого сделал.

Почему же я проебываю ЛЮБОЕ нужное выставление ЛЮБОЙ тупой ебаной свинье имея 70-80 процентов.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 9,585 (32 bb)
MP3: 4,289 (14.3 bb)
CO: 21,012 (70 bb)
BTN: 15,850 (52.8 bb)
SB: 15,202 (50.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,553 (21.8 bb)
UTG+2: 19,660 (65.5 bb)
MP1: 8,198 (27.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

K

5 folds, BTN raises to 600, SB calls 450, Hero raises to 6,513 and is all-in, BTN folds, SB calls 5,913

Flop: (13,946) 2

J

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (13,946) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (13,946) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $1.32 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 3,495 (69.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 1,355 (27.1 bb)
MP1: 1,570 (31.4 bb)
MP2: 1,110 (22.2 bb)
MP3: 1,825 (36.5 bb)
CO: 2,815 (56.3 bb)
BTN: 1,330 (26.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

K

MP1 raises to 125, 5 folds, Hero calls 75

Flop: (275) Q

J

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 200, Hero raises to 1,230 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,030

Turn: (2,735) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (2,735) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Есть какая-то логика вообще в действиях ручных пидеров Шейни?

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 2,905 (72.6 bb)
SB: 3,245 (81.1 bb)
BB: 4,405 (110.1 bb)
UTG+1: 5,410 (135.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,073 (76.8 bb)
MP1: 2,941 (73.5 bb)
Hero (MP2): 2,701 (67.5 bb)
MP3: 5,330 (133.3 bb)
CO: 435 (10.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

2 folds, MP1 calls 40, Hero raises to 200, 2 folds, BTN raises to 560, SB calls 540, BB folds, MP1 calls 520, Hero raises to 2,701 and is all-in, BTN raises to 2,905 and is all-in, SB raises to 3,245 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,381 and is all-in

Flop: (11,528) T

3

9

(4 players, 4 are all-in)
Turn: (11,528) K

(4 players, 4 are all-in)
River: (11,528) 7

(4 players, 4 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $1.32 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 1,160 (58 bb)
MP3: 1,490 (74.5 bb)
CO: 1,110 (55.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,470 (73.5 bb)
SB: 1,480 (74 bb)
BB: 2,160 (108 bb)
UTG+1: 1,100 (55 bb)
UTG+2: 2,090 (104.5 bb)
MP1: 1,440 (72 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

6 folds, Hero raises to 60, SB folds, BB raises to 120, Hero raises to 1,470 and is all-in, BB calls 1,350

Flop: (2,950) T

5

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (2,950) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (2,950) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $1.32 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 1,345 (9 bb)
SB: 3,725 (24.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,480 (16.5 bb)
UTG: 3,060 (20.4 bb)
MP: 1,245 (8.3 bb)
CO: 2,480 (16.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

K

UTG raises to 450, 4 folds, Hero raises to 2,480 and is all-in, UTG calls 2,030

Flop: (5,035) 8

5

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,035) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,035) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:



и еще 20 милллионов раздач с такой хуйней за седня только.

ебаная прахатая свинья, када ж ты удавишься от злата напизженного, блядина обрезанная

Была мыслишка скинуть на хуй, оставив 13 тыр на раскрут.

Poker Stars, $2.50 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 11,947 (14.9 bb)
CO: 6,891 (8.6 bb)
BTN: 8,230 (10.3 bb)
SB: 55,674 (69.6 bb)
BB: 17,803 (22.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 36,752 (45.9 bb)
UTG+2: 48,782 (61 bb)
MP1: 19,377 (24.2 bb)
MP2: 80,723 (100.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

A

Hero raises to 1,680, 2 folds, MP2 calls 1,680, MP3 calls 1,680, CO calls 1,680, 2 folds, BB calls 880

Flop: (9,475) 5

A

K

(5 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 3,600, MP2 calls 3,600, 3 folds

Turn: (16,675) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 6,800, MP2 calls 6,800

River: (30,275) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 11,200, MP2 raises to 68,568 and is all-in, Hero calls 13,397 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,765 (11.9 bb)
MP3: 11,584 (29 bb)
CO: 3,895 (9.7 bb)
BTN: 21,956 (54.9 bb)
SB: 15,137 (37.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,493 (13.7 bb)
UTG+1: 16,729 (41.8 bb)
UTG+2: 6,005 (15 bb)
MP1: 10,750 (26.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

T

UTG+1 calls 400, 4 folds, CO calls 400, 2 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (1,850) 6

T

Q

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO bets 3,445 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,445, UTG+1 raises to 6,890, Hero calls 1,598 and is all-in

Turn: (15,381) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (15,381) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Даже в ебаном турике по 2.75 - хуй мне а не стек на финалку в ключевой раздаче.

Poker Stars, $2.50 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 700 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 414,105 (59.2 bb)
BTN: 401,070 (57.3 bb)
SB: 181,284 (25.9 bb)
BB: 143,066 (20.4 bb)
MP1: 103,189 (14.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 273,536 (39.1 bb)
MP3: 571,708 (81.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

A

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 14,700, 3 folds, SB calls 11,200, BB raises to 142,366 and is all-in, Hero raises to 272,836 and is all-in, SB folds

Flop: (304,332) 4

K

3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (304,332) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (304,332) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

ебаная пархатая обрезаная свинья

солидна

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BTN): 4,940 (123.5 bb)
SB: 4,060 (101.5 bb)
BB: 5,295 (132.4 bb)
UTG+1: 11,020 (275.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,315 (82.9 bb)
MP1: 2,965 (74.1 bb)
MP2: 2,765 (69.1 bb)
MP3: 5,150 (128.8 bb)
CO: 3,000 (75 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 2

T

2 folds, MP1 raises to 84, 2 folds, CO calls 84, Hero calls 84, SB raises to 128, BB calls 88, MP1 raises to 400, CO folds, Hero calls 316, SB raises to 4,060 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 2,565 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,660

Flop: (11,297) 8

2

K

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (11,297) 4

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (11,297) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (CO): 12,177 (304.4 bb)
BTN: 5,167 (129.2 bb)
SB: 11,020 (275.5 bb)
BB: 3,315 (82.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (75 bb)
MP1: 2,765 (69.1 bb)
MP2: 5,150 (128.8 bb)
MP3: 2,916 (72.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7

K

3 folds, MP3 calls 40, Hero raises to 120, BTN folds, SB raises to 480, 2 folds, Hero calls 360

Flop: (1,040) T

2

T

(2 players)
SB bets 480, Hero calls 480

Turn: (2,000) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 540, SB calls 540

River: (3,080) 3

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Results:

klark555 ебучая ты мразная пизда тупая, ну такой усос, но сука обяязательно воткнется блять в шестерку, то блять по двйокам олиинится, но в меня блять четко

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP3): 13,512 (33.8 bb)
CO: 18,190 (45.5 bb)
BTN: 14,691 (36.7 bb)
SB: 16,890 (42.2 bb)
BB: 16,264 (40.7 bb)
UTG+1: 15,565 (38.9 bb)
UTG+2: 20,658 (51.6 bb)
MP1: 14,262 (35.7 bb)
MP2: 17,435 (43.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 7

7

UTG+1 calls 400, 3 folds, Hero raises to 1,000, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls 600

Flop: (3,050) 6

6

5

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 1,600, UTG+1 calls 1,600

Turn: (6,250) J

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 10,600, UTG+1 raises to 12,915 and is all-in, Hero calls 262 and is all-in

River: (27,974) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Я дервиш лудоманской тяжкой доли,
Пою ей дифирамбы, лью елей,
Но помните, что жизнь игра дотоле,
Доколе волей руководствуемся в ней.

Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) Pot Limit Omaha H/L Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 2,730 (136.5 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (150 bb)
CO: 4,565 (228.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,300 (115 bb)
SB: 3,520 (176 bb)
BB: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,830 (141.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
MP1: 2,125 (106.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 4

A

6

2

6 folds, Hero raises to 70, SB calls 60, BB folds

Flop: (160) 3

8

2

(2 players)
SB bets 40, Hero raises to 280, SB calls 240

Turn: (720) 4

(2 players)
SB bets 80, Hero raises to 960, SB raises to 1,840, Hero raises to 1,950 and is all-in, SB calls 110

River: (4,620) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

benjo 203: fucckk Russians gemblers
benjo 203: Russia is putana planet
benjo 203: Russians genitals ****sss


Он мне все мозги выебал после этой раздачи.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 6,965 (69.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,300 (43 bb)
UTG+1: 3,010 (30.1 bb)
UTG+2: 1,615 (16.2 bb)
MP1: 5,230 (52.3 bb)
MP2: 2,730 (27.3 bb)
MP3: 4,070 (40.7 bb)
CO: 6,850 (68.5 bb)
BTN: 7,290 (72.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3

6

5 folds, CO raises to 250, 2 folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (640) 7

3

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 300, Hero calls 300

Turn: (1,240) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (1,240) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 400, CO calls 400

Results:

Goban899 @ 12.10.2013
benjo 203: fucckk Russians gemblers
benjo 203: Russia is putana planet
benjo 203: Russians genitals ****sss


Он мне все мозги выебал после этой раздачи.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 6,965 (69.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,300 (43 bb)
UTG+1: 3,010 (30.1 bb)
UTG+2: 1,615 (16.2 bb)
MP1: 5,230 (52.3 bb)
MP2: 2,730 (27.3 bb)
MP3: 4,070 (40.7 bb)
CO: 6,850 (68.5 bb)
BTN: 7,290 (72.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3

6

5 folds, CO raises to 250, 2 folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (640) 7

3

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 300, Hero calls 300

Turn: (1,240) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (1,240) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 400, CO calls 400

Results:

2,040 pot
Final Board: 7

3

T

6

5

Hero showed 3

6

and won 2,040 (1,080 net)
CO mucked T

9

and lost (-960 net)

не добрал :)

один хуй меня эта ебаная свинья переехала

да уж переезды подзадрали.