Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 5,787 (48.2 bb)
UTG+2: 1,686 (14.1 bb)
MP1: 3,542 (29.5 bb)
MP2: 1,933 (16.1 bb)
MP3: 4,499 (37.5 bb)
CO: 3,570 (29.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,931 (41.1 bb)
SB: 15,846 (132.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 360, 3 folds, Hero raises to 840, 2 folds, MP1 calls 480

Flop: (1,980) K

3

9

(2 players)
MP1 bets 360, Hero raises to 1,320, MP1 calls 960

Turn: (4,620) 6

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 2,756 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,367 and is all-in

River: (7,354) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP1): 2,722 (18.1 bb)
MP2: 4,130 (27.5 bb)
MP3: 6,229 (41.5 bb)
CO: 11,643 (77.6 bb)
BTN: 3,955 (26.4 bb)
SB: 2,665 (17.8 bb)
BB: 4,679 (31.2 bb)
UTG+1: 9,216 (61.4 bb)
UTG+2: 9,050 (60.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 375, 4 folds, SB calls 300, BB folds

Flop: (1,080) 7

5

5

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 450, SB calls 450

Turn: (1,980) A

(2 players)
SB bets 1,820 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,820

River: (5,620) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 1,644 (6.6 bb)
UTG+2: 5,724 (22.9 bb)
MP1: 5,120 (20.5 bb)
MP2: 4,030 (16.1 bb)
MP3: 3,462 (13.8 bb)
CO: 8,985 (35.9 bb)
BTN: 9,091 (36.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,573 (10.3 bb)
BB: 17,324 (69.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

Q

2 folds, MP1 raises to 750, 4 folds, Hero raises to 2,543 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 1,793

Flop: (5,606) 5

K

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,606) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,606) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 20,628 (20.6 bb)
UTG+1: 40,970 (41 bb)
UTG+2: 9,648 (9.6 bb)
MP1: 19,616 (19.6 bb)
MP2: 11,076 (11.1 bb)
MP3: 29,475 (29.5 bb)
CO: 14,491 (14.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,775 (6.8 bb)
SB: 16,238 (16.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

Q

2 folds, MP1 raises to 2,170, 3 folds, Hero raises to 6,650 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP1 calls 4,480

Flop: (15,925) 8

2

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (15,925) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,925) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (UTG+2): 5,481 (5.5 bb)
MP1: 8,275 (8.3 bb)
MP2: 28,387 (28.4 bb)
MP3: 29,822 (29.8 bb)
CO: 9,035 (9 bb)
BTN: 15,332 (15.3 bb)
SB: 10,210 (10.2 bb)
BB: 22,847 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 30,132 (30.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

A

UTG+1 calls 1,000, Hero raises to 5,356 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 29,697 and is all-in, CO calls 8,910 and is all-in, 4 folds

Flop: (26,801) 8

6

7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (26,801) 2

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (26,801) 8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Приятнее, наверное, говно ложкой жрать наперегонки, чем на старзах играть.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (4,000/8,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 163,752 (20.5 bb)
UTG+2: 145,312 (18.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 235,097 (29.4 bb)
MP2: 48,444 (6.1 bb)
MP3: 510,354 (63.8 bb)
CO: 214,894 (26.9 bb)
BTN: 158,798 (19.8 bb)
SB: 896,373 (112 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

T

UTG+2 raises to 144,312 and is all-in, Hero raises to 234,097 and is all-in, 6 folds

Flop: (308,624) J

5

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (308,624) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (308,624) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

занести монетку в топ-30 убого говнотурнира все так же нереально

ну и аут против этой же ебаной греческой свиньи. опять беспалевные раздачи

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 171,002 (17.1 bb)
BTN: 291,124 (29.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 77,285 (7.7 bb)
BB: 176,672 (17.7 bb)
UTG+1: 578,048 (57.8 bb)
UTG+2: 211,394 (21.1 bb)
MP1: 155,298 (15.5 bb)
MP2: 207,027 (20.7 bb)
MP3: 888,873 (88.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

Q

6 folds, BTN raises to 289,874 and is all-in, Hero calls 71,035 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (173,320) 9

A

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (173,320) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (173,320) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

гори в аду ебаная пархатая свиня

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
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Hero (MP): 3,000 (60 bb)
CO: 11,007 (220.1 bb)
BTN: 6,262 (125.2 bb)
SB: 11,278 (225.6 bb)
BB: 3,480 (69.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q

A

Hero raises to 150, 3 folds, BB calls 100

Flop: (325) 8

T

J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 150, BB raises to 3,330 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,700 and is all-in

Turn: (6,025) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,025) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (MP): 2,203 (44.1 bb)
CO: 2,225 (44.5 bb)
BTN: 741 (14.8 bb)
SB: 6,560 (131.2 bb)
BB: 3,660 (73.2 bb)
UTG: 1,885 (37.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A

A

UTG raises to 100, Hero raises to 225, 4 folds, UTG calls 125

Flop: (525) J

J

4

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets 150, UTG calls 150

Turn: (825) 9

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets 275, UTG raises to 550, Hero raises to 1,828 and is all-in, UTG calls 960 and is all-in

River: (3,845) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

пох уже, что валет

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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CO: 6,586 (43.9 bb)
BTN: 10,313 (68.8 bb)
SB: 4,065 (27.1 bb)
BB: 6,725 (44.8 bb)
UTG: 15,778 (105.2 bb)
Hero (MP): 4,653 (31 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K

K

UTG folds, Hero raises to 375, 2 folds, SB calls 300, BB folds

Flop: (1,020) A

J

A

(2 players)
SB bets 3,670 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,670

Turn: (8,360) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,360) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
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SB: 36,057 (144.2 bb)
BB: 5,154 (20.6 bb)
MP: 4,822 (19.3 bb)
CO: 12,748 (51 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,088 (24.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 525, SB calls 400, BB folds

Flop: (1,450) 8

A

5

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 375, SB calls 375

Turn: (2,200) 6

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 750, SB calls 750

River: (3,700) 4

(2 players)
SB bets 2,000, Hero raises to 4,408 and is all-in, SB calls 2,408

Results:

опять беспалева срут пидорасам

Хоботов хуле ты в тильте шпилешь. Ну истерики что ли добавь тогда в посты, хоть поржать можно будет.
Или вот еще, над компутерным креслом петлю повесь, рядом с мышью мыльца кусочек положи (хозяйственного, не дай бог микробы на веревочки).
И сфоткайся во время катушки. Фото тут запости, ну или на БЮФе. Я распечатаю, с михалычем плакаты сделаем, порадуемся че.

кукс @ 4.9.2013
Хоботов хуле ты в тильте шпилешь. Ну истерики что ли добавь тогда в посты, хоть поржать можно будет.
Или вот еще, над компутерным креслом петлю повесь, рядом с мышью мыльца кусочек положи (хозяйственного, не дай бог микробы на веревочки).
И сфоткайся во время катушки. Фото тут запости, ну или на БЮФе. Я распечатаю, с михалычем плакаты сделаем, порадуемся че.

где ты тильт увидел, спитая рожа?

Ну и по поводу остального "концерта по заявкам" - тебе известен ответ, не буду преводить его здесь дословно и полностью, возможно наc читают дети и беременные женщины, но вкрате свою позицию обозначу все же - хуй те на рыло.

:hat:

Если нас ЗДЕСЬ читают беременные дети, то их удавить надо, в колыбели. Иначе потом будет поздно. Нехуй лудоманов плодить, когда в стране заводы стоят.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 2,673 (26.7 bb)
MP1: 1,462 (14.6 bb)
MP2: 6,710 (67.1 bb)
MP3: 4,286 (42.9 bb)
CO: 6,275 (62.8 bb)
BTN: 5,799 (58 bb)
SB: 2,810 (28.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 1,951 (19.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

6

2 folds, MP2 calls 100, MP3 calls 100, 3 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (430) 6

4

J

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks

Turn: (430) 9

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 300, MP3 folds, Hero calls 300

River: (1,030) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 500, Hero raises to 1,541 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,041

Results:

чет я погорячился, мягко гря

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 7,148 (3.6 bb)
BTN: 102,511 (51.3 bb)
SB: 42,234 (21.1 bb)
BB: 75,990 (38 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 63,044 (31.5 bb)
MP1: 80,974 (40.5 bb)
MP2: 28,050 (14 bb)
MP3: 56,283 (28.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 6

6

Hero raises to 4,200, MP1 calls 4,200, 2 folds, CO raises to 6,948 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero raises to 62,844 and is all-in, MP1 calls 58,644

Flop: (137,236) 4

4

3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (137,236) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (137,236) 9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

обыграть 2 аута в топ 30 - не, не слышал

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 44,044 (17.6 bb)
CO: 96,591 (38.6 bb)
BTN: 45,138 (18.1 bb)
SB: 55,740 (22.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 99,842 (39.9 bb)
UTG+1: 40,128 (16.1 bb)
UTG+2: 25,424 (10.2 bb)
MP1: 102,158 (40.9 bb)
MP2: 111,829 (44.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

5 folds, CO raises to 5,000, BTN folds, SB raises to 55,490 and is all-in, Hero raises to 99,592 and is all-in, CO folds

Flop: (118,230) A

2

9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (118,230) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (118,230) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

MaxBMM: had AT

етот уебень с AQ еще и вылетел раньше меня.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 300 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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CO: 197,098 (65.7 bb)
BTN: 30,388 (10.1 bb)
SB: 38,841 (12.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 48,668 (16.2 bb)
MP1: 64,952 (21.7 bb)
MP2: 185,609 (61.9 bb)
MP3: 180,060 (60 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

9

MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 6,000, 4 folds, Hero calls 3,000

Flop: (15,600) 6

7

T

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

Turn: (15,600) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 3,000, Hero calls 3,000

River: (21,600) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 12,000, Hero raises to 39,368 and is all-in, MP2 calls 27,368

Results:

ебаная жирная пархатая свинья беспалева опять раздала - у самой уебищной гниды за столом натсы
гори в аду, пидорас обрезаный