Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Не пью - играю. На хуй - не понятно. Ни одного оллина не выиграл - ни сверху ни снизу ни с боку ни с хуёку.
Игра так проходит. Бабл.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 11,406 (16.3 bb)
MP2: 9,868 (14.1 bb)
MP3: 21,969 (31.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 8,854 (12.6 bb)
BTN: 8,625 (12.3 bb)
SB: 36,452 (52.1 bb)
BB: 18,539 (26.5 bb)
UTG+1: 39,092 (55.8 bb)
UTG+2: 18,209 (26 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

5 folds, Hero raises to 1,400, BTN folds, SB calls 1,050, BB raises to 4,200, Hero raises to 8,769 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls 4,569

Flop: (19,703) 7

9

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (19,703) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (19,703) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Тузы на бб ессно у самого ебаного овоща за столом, который старше Q5o на вскрытии не показывал.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 2,765 (92.2 bb)
BTN: 2,306 (76.9 bb)
SB: 3,725 (124.2 bb)
BB: 3,315 (110.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,210 (107 bb)
UTG+2: 2,960 (98.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,449 (81.6 bb)
MP2: 2,905 (96.8 bb)
MP3: 3,375 (112.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

T

2 folds, Hero raises to 90, MP2 calls 90, MP3 folds, CO calls 90, 3 folds

Flop: (315) 5

T

K

(3 players)
Hero bets 255, MP2 calls 255, CO folds

Turn: (825) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 660, MP2 calls 660

River: (2,145) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,444 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,444

Results:

первая раздача

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 3,000 (100 bb)
SB: 3,000 (100 bb)
BB: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (100 bb)
Hero (MP2): 3,000 (100 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (100 bb)
CO: 3,000 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

K

3 folds, Hero raises to 90, 4 folds, BB raises to 3,000 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,910 and is all-in

Flop: (6,015) 4

A

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,015) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,015) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP1: 1,164 (9.7 bb)
MP2: 7,944 (66.2 bb)
MP3: 6,563 (54.7 bb)
CO: 3,707 (30.9 bb)
BTN: 14,251 (118.8 bb)
SB: 6,749 (56.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,464 (20.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

4

4 folds, BTN raises to 240, SB folds, Hero calls 120

Flop: (645) T

K

J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (645) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 540, BTN calls 540

River: (1,725) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,669 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,669

Results:

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (30/60 blinds, 5 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 4,092 (68.2 bb)
MP2: 3,859 (64.3 bb)
MP3: 2,905 (48.4 bb)
CO: 2,431 (40.5 bb)
BTN: 2,735 (45.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,841 (47.4 bb)
BB: 2,990 (49.8 bb)
UTG+1: 8,492 (141.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,618 (43.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

3 folds, MP2 raises to 150, MP3 folds, CO raises to 2,426 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero raises to 2,836 and is all-in, BB folds, MP2 calls 2,686

Flop: (8,203) 2

4

A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (8,203) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (8,203) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Думал на терне запихатся

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 31,580 (126.3 bb)
BB: 38,870 (155.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 7,068 (28.3 bb)
MP1: 23,716 (94.9 bb)
MP2: 4,390 (17.6 bb)
MP3: 6,530 (26.1 bb)
CO: 8,814 (35.3 bb)
BTN: 6,465 (25.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

A

Hero raises to 525, MP1 calls 525, 3 folds, BTN calls 525, SB calls 400, BB folds

Flop: (2,550) 7

9

T

(4 players)
SB bets 250, Hero calls 250, MP1 calls 250, BTN calls 250

Turn: (3,550) 5

(4 players)
SB bets 500, Hero calls 500, MP1 calls 500, BTN calls 500

River: (5,550) T

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks, BTN checks

Results:

Подряд дамы в ребайнике. А10 и K10 у одной и той же канадской свиньи.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 5,042 (20.2 bb)
MP1: 28,720 (114.9 bb)
MP2: 45,288 (181.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 10,318 (41.3 bb)
CO: 28,756 (115 bb)
BTN: 3,890 (15.6 bb)
SB: 6,155 (24.6 bb)
BB: 8,689 (34.8 bb)
UTG+1: 11,207 (44.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 500, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 500, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 1,375, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls 875, MP1 calls 875

Flop: (4,725) 4

J

A

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (4,725) 5

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (4,725) 5

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP3): 6,227 (77.8 bb)
CO: 1,870 (23.4 bb)
BTN: 7,471 (93.4 bb)
SB: 3,015 (37.7 bb)
BB: 2,900 (36.3 bb)
UTG+1: 5,368 (67.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,460 (43.3 bb)
MP1: 1,817 (22.7 bb)
MP2: 3,279 (41 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

T

4 folds, Hero raises to 240, CO raises to 640, 3 folds, Hero calls 400

Flop: (1,400) 7

K

K

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (1,400) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (1,400) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,120, CO raises to 1,230 and is all-in, Hero calls 110

Results:

даже не сомневался ни секунды

Goban899 @ 3.9.2013
Подряд дамы в ребайнике. А10 и K10 у одной и той же канадской свиньи.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 5,042 (20.2 bb)
MP1: 28,720 (114.9 bb)
MP2: 45,288 (181.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 10,318 (41.3 bb)
CO: 28,756 (115 bb)
BTN: 3,890 (15.6 bb)
SB: 6,155 (24.6 bb)
BB: 8,689 (34.8 bb)
UTG+1: 11,207 (44.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

UTG+1 raises to 500, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 500, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 1,375, 4 folds, UTG+1 calls 875, MP1 calls 875

Flop: (4,725) 4

J

A

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (4,725) 5

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (4,725) 5

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks

Results:

4,725 pot
Final Board: 4

J

A

5

5

MP1 showed T

A

and won 4,725 (3,325 net)
Hero mucked Q

Q

and lost (-1,400 net)
UTG+1 showed T

T

and lost (-1,400 net)

тот же овощ меняи ушатал, что характерно, тоже без палева

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 5,892 (14.7 bb)
UTG+2: 36,702 (91.8 bb)
MP1: 42,283 (105.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 5,711 (14.3 bb)
MP3: 23,601 (59 bb)
CO: 3,465 (8.7 bb)
BTN: 12,040 (30.1 bb)
SB: 7,464 (18.7 bb)
BB: 10,907 (27.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 4

4

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 400, MP1 folds, Hero calls 400, 4 folds, BB checks

Flop: (1,850) 6

4

2

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets 1,600, Hero calls 1,600, BB folds

Turn: (5,050) 8

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 34,652 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,661 and is all-in

River: (12,372) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 5,787 (48.2 bb)
UTG+2: 1,686 (14.1 bb)
MP1: 3,542 (29.5 bb)
MP2: 1,933 (16.1 bb)
MP3: 4,499 (37.5 bb)
CO: 3,570 (29.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,931 (41.1 bb)
SB: 15,846 (132.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 360, 3 folds, Hero raises to 840, 2 folds, MP1 calls 480

Flop: (1,980) K

3

9

(2 players)
MP1 bets 360, Hero raises to 1,320, MP1 calls 960

Turn: (4,620) 6

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 2,756 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,367 and is all-in

River: (7,354) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP1): 2,722 (18.1 bb)
MP2: 4,130 (27.5 bb)
MP3: 6,229 (41.5 bb)
CO: 11,643 (77.6 bb)
BTN: 3,955 (26.4 bb)
SB: 2,665 (17.8 bb)
BB: 4,679 (31.2 bb)
UTG+1: 9,216 (61.4 bb)
UTG+2: 9,050 (60.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 375, 4 folds, SB calls 300, BB folds

Flop: (1,080) 7

5

5

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 450, SB calls 450

Turn: (1,980) A

(2 players)
SB bets 1,820 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,820

River: (5,620) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 1,644 (6.6 bb)
UTG+2: 5,724 (22.9 bb)
MP1: 5,120 (20.5 bb)
MP2: 4,030 (16.1 bb)
MP3: 3,462 (13.8 bb)
CO: 8,985 (35.9 bb)
BTN: 9,091 (36.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,573 (10.3 bb)
BB: 17,324 (69.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

Q

2 folds, MP1 raises to 750, 4 folds, Hero raises to 2,543 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 1,793

Flop: (5,606) 5

K

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,606) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,606) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 20,628 (20.6 bb)
UTG+1: 40,970 (41 bb)
UTG+2: 9,648 (9.6 bb)
MP1: 19,616 (19.6 bb)
MP2: 11,076 (11.1 bb)
MP3: 29,475 (29.5 bb)
CO: 14,491 (14.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,775 (6.8 bb)
SB: 16,238 (16.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

Q

2 folds, MP1 raises to 2,170, 3 folds, Hero raises to 6,650 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP1 calls 4,480

Flop: (15,925) 8

2

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (15,925) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,925) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (UTG+2): 5,481 (5.5 bb)
MP1: 8,275 (8.3 bb)
MP2: 28,387 (28.4 bb)
MP3: 29,822 (29.8 bb)
CO: 9,035 (9 bb)
BTN: 15,332 (15.3 bb)
SB: 10,210 (10.2 bb)
BB: 22,847 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 30,132 (30.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

A

UTG+1 calls 1,000, Hero raises to 5,356 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 29,697 and is all-in, CO calls 8,910 and is all-in, 4 folds

Flop: (26,801) 8

6

7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (26,801) 2

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (26,801) 8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Приятнее, наверное, говно ложкой жрать наперегонки, чем на старзах играть.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (4,000/8,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 163,752 (20.5 bb)
UTG+2: 145,312 (18.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 235,097 (29.4 bb)
MP2: 48,444 (6.1 bb)
MP3: 510,354 (63.8 bb)
CO: 214,894 (26.9 bb)
BTN: 158,798 (19.8 bb)
SB: 896,373 (112 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

T

UTG+2 raises to 144,312 and is all-in, Hero raises to 234,097 and is all-in, 6 folds

Flop: (308,624) J

5

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (308,624) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (308,624) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

занести монетку в топ-30 убого говнотурнира все так же нереально

ну и аут против этой же ебаной греческой свиньи. опять беспалевные раздачи

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 171,002 (17.1 bb)
BTN: 291,124 (29.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 77,285 (7.7 bb)
BB: 176,672 (17.7 bb)
UTG+1: 578,048 (57.8 bb)
UTG+2: 211,394 (21.1 bb)
MP1: 155,298 (15.5 bb)
MP2: 207,027 (20.7 bb)
MP3: 888,873 (88.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

Q

6 folds, BTN raises to 289,874 and is all-in, Hero calls 71,035 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (173,320) 9

A

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (173,320) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (173,320) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

гори в аду ебаная пархатая свиня

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
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Hero (MP): 3,000 (60 bb)
CO: 11,007 (220.1 bb)
BTN: 6,262 (125.2 bb)
SB: 11,278 (225.6 bb)
BB: 3,480 (69.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q

A

Hero raises to 150, 3 folds, BB calls 100

Flop: (325) 8

T

J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 150, BB raises to 3,330 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,700 and is all-in

Turn: (6,025) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,025) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (MP): 2,203 (44.1 bb)
CO: 2,225 (44.5 bb)
BTN: 741 (14.8 bb)
SB: 6,560 (131.2 bb)
BB: 3,660 (73.2 bb)
UTG: 1,885 (37.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A

A

UTG raises to 100, Hero raises to 225, 4 folds, UTG calls 125

Flop: (525) J

J

4

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets 150, UTG calls 150

Turn: (825) 9

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets 275, UTG raises to 550, Hero raises to 1,828 and is all-in, UTG calls 960 and is all-in

River: (3,845) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

пох уже, что валет

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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CO: 6,586 (43.9 bb)
BTN: 10,313 (68.8 bb)
SB: 4,065 (27.1 bb)
BB: 6,725 (44.8 bb)
UTG: 15,778 (105.2 bb)
Hero (MP): 4,653 (31 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K

K

UTG folds, Hero raises to 375, 2 folds, SB calls 300, BB folds

Flop: (1,020) A

J

A

(2 players)
SB bets 3,670 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,670

Turn: (8,360) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,360) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: